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The big guys were dumbfounded.

Especially old fans like Lonely Upset, they can't believe their eyes.

They couldn't be clearer about what kind of personality Chenyang is, this guy is typical of lazy terminal cancer, and it's okay when he scolds, but at this time, how lazy and lazy he is.

Not to mention anything else, it's just that when the announcement of the fame level adjustment came out some time ago, other writers were competing to publish their works, this guy is good, there are no new works, but he has him in the Spring Festival Gala.

Although this guy later also published "The Years of Burning Passion", how was that published?

That's scolding!

If it weren't for the poor anti-narcotics police, without the group of trolls who don't distinguish between right and wrong, and without the group of military wives, this work might still be floating anywhere.

So after Chenyang sang "Nezha", everyone just coaxed and coaxed another song, and never thought that they could really look forward to the second song.

But now?

Really let them look forward to it!?

"I'm not dazzled, is this the second one?"

"O great power of all things, please tell me what kind of luck this is?"

"I'm really going to be moved to cry, there is wood, lazy cancer patients will also have diligent times. ”

"I found out that I can buy a lottery ticket today, and my luck is really going to burst! Yang God, are you sure you didn't lie to us?"

"There was nothing wrong with the microcast, the account was not hacked, do you want such good luck, I really just said it casually and you sang it?"

"To tell you the truth, I've been a fan of Yangshen for almost a year, and this guy has finally been diligent once, no! It's the second time, and the years of burning passion are not bad!"

"Yang God, if you continue to be so diligent, I will not be able to help but give you a monkey. ”

Of course, not all cheered.

There are also people who began to wail before they heard the devastation of the song "Nezha" just now.

"Again?"

"Yang God, please don't make trouble, okay?"

"The first song in history? Yang God, can we stop posting such a hateful micro-broadcast?"

"That's right, you're the first song in history, and if you don't listen to it, you're out, we really can't suppress our inner curiosity. ”

"Yang God, if you listen to me, you will write a novel quietly in the future, but don't sing, I almost didn't get turned over by thunder when I listened to that song. ”

"Another song? Isn't it, Yangshen, what are you going to do one song after another? Could it be that you also want to dominate the black list of online songs? Don't be like this, okay. ”

"We were wrong, we were really wrong, we shouldn't have let you sing, friends, you have to hold on!

Astound.

Cry.

The serious polarization has made many passers-by feel very lost.

So, in the confusion, those innocent passers-by who have not yet appreciated the morning sun's breakthrough through the cosmic level of bad singing skills have clicked on the audio driven by curiosity.

There is no music.

There is no rhythm.

There are no lyrics.

Throughout the audio, a man is heard shouting in a very indecent tone and non-standard Mandarin:

There are some things I've forgotten

But I remember it now

In one night

My mother asked me

How not happy today

I said in my imagination

There is a pair of skateboard shoes

Different from the most fashionable

Dancing is definitely great

……

Fast forward five seconds:

The whole city is found in all the streets

None of them

She said she would find it in the future

Time

Time

Will give me the answer!

……

Fast forward ten seconds:

On Sunday I searched again and still didn't find anything

A month later I went to the second city

The people here call it the City of Charm

The clock flies quickly, and night is about to fall

I think I have to leave

As I was about to leave, I saw a specialty store

That's the skateboarding shoes I want

My skateboard shoes are the most fashionable and fashionable!

……

Fast forward fifteen seconds:

On the way home, I couldn't help myself

friction

friction

Rub on this smooth ground

I saw myself in the moonlight

Sometimes far away, sometimes very close

I felt a force drive my steps

With skateboard shoes

I'm not afraid of the dark

……

Fast forward to the chorus:

One step at a time, two steps

One step at a time, two steps

Step by step like a minion

It's the devil's pace

It's the devil's pace

It's the devil's pace

friction

friction

friction

friction

I beat myself

It was a wonderful moment in my life

I'm going to do my favorite dance

In this beautiful moonlight

In this beautiful street

I told myself it was true

This is not a dream

……

Fast forward to the end:

One step at a time, two steps

One step at a time, two steps

Step by step like a minion

It's the devil's pace

friction

friction

Rub on this smooth ground

friction

friction

It's the devil's pace

It's the devil's pace

One step at a time, two steps

One step at a time, two steps

Step by step like a minion

It's the devil's pace

It's the devil's pace

It's the devil's pace

friction

friction

Rub on this smooth ground

friction

……

Passers-by and fans completely collapsed

Is this still called a song?

Can this still be called a song?

Singing skills are not.

The soundtrack doesn't.

The rhythm does not.

What's even more speechless is that there is no guarantee of Mandarin! Just speak Shaanxi and Western dialects all the way to the end!

Read!

Suddenly, the morning sun sowed a ghost crying wolf.

"I'm deaf. ”

"Don't torture people like this. ”

"Singing like a ghost, grinding the same song. ”

"I've heard the worst song in the world, but none of them can beat this one!"

"Why, why am I so curious, why do I want to click on this song, why do I want it to loop!"

"Someone came to tell everyone, don't listen to it, really don't listen to it, this song is really poisonous, rotten to the extreme, the whole article is actually writing shoes. ”

"Fashion, fashion, fashion, your sister! Isn't it good that people can listen to it, why was this song created?

"I just want to ask, why does such a person have 2 million fans? Could it be that the Chinese entertainment industry will be manipulated by this kind of bad song in the future? Can there be some talent? ”

Although many passers-by who are commenting now are attracted by the polarizing remarks of fans just now and mistakenly click on the audio, there are also many people who are purely cheap.

I knew that Chenyang's singing skills were not good, and the lyrics and songs were crazy, but I couldn't help but click in.

Between bad and worse, many people began to comment.

"I thought Nezha was already very bad, but I didn't expect that there would be even worse. ”

"Yang God, you won, this song of my skateboarding shoes is unprecedentedly rotten, no wonder it is called the first song in history, it is indeed unforgettable. ”

"Let me sum it up, when I listened to Nezha, I thought that he was him and he was very magical, but now I found out that fashion fashion is the most fashionable is the boss of magic!"

"I was wrong, I was really wrong, I shouldn't have clicked on the audio, I shouldn't have let it out, now my roommates have been poisoned, it's over, and I can't afford the medical bills. ”

Not only passers-by fans, but also many old fans did not forget to persuade them after listening to them.

"Yang God, listen to me, don't cause trouble to other people's music scene. ”

"I can't believe it, people who have written so many poems actually wrote such lyrics, which fully illustrates a problem, Yang God, the music world doesn't want you!"

"Well, stop singing, it's really not suitable, let's just write a book, ah, what's the matter. ”

Crashed.

Critical.

Speechless.

Discouraged.

There are people who say anything in the comment section.

However, in the wave of netizens swiping the screen, few people noticed that "My Skateboarding Shoes" also began to quietly climb the hot search list.