Chapter 113: The Ancestor Who Played the Routine
After Jiang Yiyi took a big bite of the noodles, the whole person was not good.
Horseradish and mustard made her tears flow uncontrollably, and the chili pepper caused her to feel as uncomfortable as a fire in her throat.
Quickly picked up the mineral water next to him and drank it, I don't know if I was in a hurry or what, I just took a sip and choked, in short, it was ugly.
Looking at her like this, Liu Zixuan laughed heartily, leaned forward and pointed at Jiang Yiyi: "Little girl, dare to tease the master?"
Liu ...... Liu Zixuan, you're a big bastard!"
Jiang Yiyi scolded in her mouth, but she regretted herself, she shouldn't have teased Liu Zixuan like this, after all, this guy is a master of playing routines, and he was tricked by him several times the night before, and he didn't remember long and fell into his trap again.
Hmph, the longest road that Miss Ben has walked is your Liu Zixuan's routine!
After slowing down for a while, Jiang Yiyi eased up, but her mouth was full of spicy taste, she opened her mouth and slapped her hand a few times and asked, "Why don't you feel spicy when you eat it?"
"It's spicy, I think it's spicy, too, but in order to be able to see you like this, it's good to bear with it. Liu Zixuan took a few sips of water: "But speaking of which, this little thing is not enough to embarrass the master, don't forget that I am a Chinese medicine practitioner." ”
Jiang Yiyi took a deep breath: "Liu Zixuan, in the future, the two of us will be honest with each other, and no one will be able to trick anyone, okay?"
Liu Zixuan shrugged: "Okay, I've always been a fair and honest man, it's just that you have always wanted to play tricks on me, but I was just a trick." ”
"Well, I swear I'll be honest with you in the future. Jiang Yiyi brought out another bowl of noodles from the kitchen to express her sincerity: "This is normal noodles, you can eat them." ”
"Don't talk about being honest, I think it's okay to be naked. Liu Zixuan touched his mouth and ate it.
Not to mention, after being sleepy outside all night, still fighting, and eating a bowl of hot noodles in the morning is very comfortable.
After a while, Liu Zixuan threw the bowl aside: "Warm room girl, go wash the bowl, and then go warm the quilt for me." I'm going to take a shower!"
"I owe you?" Jiang Yiyi scolded with her eyes crossed, her hands on her waist, and she was very unhappy.
Anyway, I'm also a big lady, and I still have to serve you? Do you really think of me as a warm house?
"You ......" Liu Zixuan scratched his head: "It seems that you really don't owe me anything." ”
As he spoke, he took out five cents from his pocket, and yes, it was a wrinkled five cents and stuffed it into Jiang Yiyi's pocket: "Okay, you owe me five cents now, help me warm the bed!"
"I ...... I ......" Jiang Yiyi stomped his feet angrily, he couldn't speak at all, and he had to warm the quilt for five cents! Who do you think of me Jiang Yiyi!
threw the five cents to Liu Zixuan and ran back to the room.
To tell the truth, this is the biggest grievance Jiang Yiyi has suffered in the more than 20 years since she was a child! But she still can't find an opportunity or reason to refute!
It makes her really aggrieved!
Liu Zixuan stretched his waist and walked into the bedroom, where the virtuous Liu Ruyan had already laid out the bath water and bedding for him.
Liu Zixuan gently hugged Liu Ruyan's waist: "Little lady, can you wipe my back?"
"Okay!" Liu Ruyan did not hesitate at all.
Seeing her decision so happily, Liu Zixuan was a little surprised, and secretly thought in his heart, is the abstinence period really not wanted?
felt a little refreshed, so he stripped naked and ran to the bathroom, Liu Ruyan took a towel to wipe Liu Zixuan's back.
Liu Zixuan, who was lying in the bathtub, felt very comfortable, someone was cooking, someone was helping to take a bath, such a beautiful life, I am afraid that the gods would envy it!
But he Liu Zixuan did it!
"Don't move. Liu Zixuan kept hulashui, making Liu Ruyan's clothes a little wet, and scolded angrily.
Liu Zixuan said with a smile: "Mandarin ducks playing in the water, that is a beautiful scene in the painting, although this is just a bathroom, but it can also create a wonderful atmosphere." ”
Liu Ruyan glanced at him, helped him wipe it and said, "Okay, then you can wash it yourself." ”
"What about you?"
"I'm going outside. ”
Liu Zixuan raised his eyebrows, and said with a shyly smile: "Okay, okay, go wait for me outside." ”
Seeing Liu Ruyan go out, Liu Zixuan jumped out of the bathtub and stood under the unkempt head for a while, humming a little tune while humming.
"I'm so happy to be a common person today......
While playing the hooligan whistle, while rinsing, not to mention how happy it is.
After a simple wash, Liu Zixuan ran out wearing a bath towel. looked at Liu Ruyan, who was sitting at the head of the bed, and rushed over directly.
"Little girl, your husband is here!"
Liu Zixuan directly picked up Liu Ruyan and lay on the bed.
Looking at that fairy-like face and fair skin, Liu Zixuan felt that his whole body was about to boil.
Liu Ruyan looked at him and wanted to kiss him, and blocked his mouth with his fingers: "No!"
"Why?" Liu Zixuan was depressed all of a sudden. Is the atmosphere created by the mandarin ducks playing in the water going to be destroyed?
Liu Ruyan pushed her away and sat up: "Abstinence!"
"Don't do it. I finally got a feeling. Liu Zixuan said unhappily.
"That's not going to work either. ”
Liu Ruyan smiled: "It just so happens that relatives are here, and there is an abstinence period, so ...... God won't help you. Rest well. ”
After speaking, Liu Ruyan left a sly smile and left the room.
Liu Zixuan smashed the pillow in a frenzy, "Woman, woman, what kind of creature are you, twelve months a year, seven days of blood every month, and you still don't extinguish the species!!"
"I'm really angry!"
Liu Zixuan was really crazy and depressed. But it didn't work.
Don't run a red light!
In desperation, I had to lie on the bed.
Not to mention that I slept really comfortably this night, I slept directly from eight o'clock in the morning to three o'clock in the afternoon.
Liu Zixuan was woken up by a noisy mobile phone ringtone, opened his hazy eyes and looked at the name on it, and picked up: "Brother Zhu, what's the matter?"
Zhu Yi on the other side said: "A good news and a bad news, which one to listen to first?"
"Bad, I'll hear how bad it can be!" Liu Zixuan said with a smile.
"The bad news is that Wang Zilin's ambition has been completely exposed, this kid studied in the island country before, and this time he brought back more than ten masters from the island country, and it is said that there are also two ninjas among them. I've already fought them once, and I almost lost my life!"
Hearing the news, Liu Zixuan immediately became energetic: "Then are you okay?"
"It's okay, in fact, I had long expected that Wang Zilin would deal with me, so I was on guard. ”
"What about the good news?" Liu Zixuan asked again.
ps:What about the recommended votes?Don't you all read the leaf's book anymore?Recently, there have been fewer and fewer recommended votes.。。。
(End of chapter)
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