February 10th.

It's one step closer to the Spring Festival.

The rehearsals at the TV station are getting more and more intense.

But at this time, an unexpected thing happened!

The cross talk that Chenyang and Huo Siyuan said during the rehearsal was secretly recorded by the TV station staff with their mobile phones and put on the Internet!

The video was shot very blurry, but I could vaguely see that Chenyang and Huo Siyuan were standing on the stage in red coats, and the audio was clear throughout the whole process!

……

Chenyang: It's the first day of the new year.

Huo Siyuan: Hey.

Chenyang: On the first day of the Lunar New Year, let's put a new year for you.

Huo Siyuan: Happy New Year, everyone.

Chenyang: Today, we are here to tell you a cross talk, what about me, you may not be familiar with it, introduce yourself, my name is Chenyang, the one standing next to me, is called ...... Suddenly...... What's going on?

Huo Siyuan: Forgot?

Chenyang: Hey, by the way, I'm sorry, I don't think much of this "Legal System in Progress", you know.

Huo Siyuan: What does it have to do with "When the Legal System is in Progress"?

Chenyang: It's not clear.

Huo Siyuan: Huo Siyuan.

Chenyang: A very developed old artist of cross talk, everyone is very popular, I entrust you, thank you.

Huo Siyuan: This one is really towards me.

Chenyang: I like your line of work very much, cross talk is good, promote truth, goodness and beauty.

Huo Siyuan: Yes.

Chenyang: Huoxiang righteousness.

Huo Siyuan: What is Huoxiang righteousness?

Chenyang: Isn't there such a sentence, Huo Xiang is righteous or something......

Huo Siyuan: What you said is not right, there is nothing wrong with medicinal materials.

Chenyang: Anyway, it's good, it's good to talk about cross talk.

Huo Siyuan: Okay, it's over.

Chenyang: I'm going to do what you do.

Huo Siyuan: What kind of word do you have, what do you mean by "doing our job"?

Chenyang: Because after all, there is a gap between the two.

Huo Siyuan: Oh, you didn't do this.

Chenyang: I don't know?

Huo Siyuan: How do I know?

Chenyang: Hey, look at my military uniform.

Huo Siyuan: You are in military uniform, this is this?

Chenyang: I'm a military strategist, you don't know.

Huo Siyuan: I don't know.

Chenyang: Hey, I know it all (on the table).

Huo Siyuan: Go down, where, what's wrong with getting used to the kang.

Chenyang: Military strategist.

Huo Siyuan: What are the military strategists doing on the table?

Chenyang: Look (salute).

Huo Siyuan: Well?!

Chenyang: Salute.

Huo Siyuan: You are saluting, what do you think if I throw a piece of bread?

Chenyang: I didn't have my gun today, if I had a machine gun, I would have spurred you.

Huo Siyuan: You have to have that thing too.

Chenyang: 6 grenades a dollar, I'll throw you a hundred yuan first.

Huo Siyuan: Hey, it's not that cheap.

Chenyang: Don't respect military strategists, where are we going, this, pong-(playing rifles).

Huo Siyuan: Shoot.

Chenyang: Boom ——— (handjob).

Huo Siyuan: Pistol.

Chenyang: Bang ——— (hit the slingshot).

Huo Siyuan: There are all broken bows, what kind of military strategist.

Chenyang: Different battle situations and different blades, you don't know.

Huo Siyuan: I don't know.

Chenyang: Do you know where I am?

Huo Siyuan: I haven't heard of it.

Chenyang: I'm from the old army.

Huo Siyuan: What kind of troops are you?

Chenyang: Lao and the troops.

Huo Siyuan: I haven't heard of it.

Chenyang: Hey, you don't watch TV?

Huo Siyuan: Is it on TV?

Chenyang: In the world, Lao He troops.

Huo Siyuan: Peacekeeping forces.

Chenyang: What is peacekeeping?

Huo Siyuan: Peacekeeping.

Chenyang: Lao He.

Huo Siyuan: I don't know.

Chenyang: Old enough to keep the peace.

Huo Siyuan: Hey, why is this army so poor?

Chenyang: To be honest, I can't say it with a layman.

Huo Siyuan: Hey-I said that the cross talk is here, and the toilet is in the back, what are you doing?

Chenyang: Hold on to my belt.

Huo Siyuan: Armed with the capital of the brake?

Chenyang: You don't know, in 1997, all these Dharma people in the world gathered together.

Huo Siyuan: What is a legal person......?

Chenyang: The heads of various countries.

Huo Siyuan: It's called the head.

Chenyang: Yes, they are all guarding this bowl of tofu brains.

Huo Siyuan: Hey, let's have breakfast.

Chenyang: Everyone has gathered a bunch of people, everyone has a meeting, the world is chaotic, there are so many troublemakers, we have to find such a group of people with military talents, get together, set up a veteran army, and maintain world peace.

Huo Siyuan: Oh, I have to keep the world peaceful.

Chenyang: Hey, isn't it, that includes me.

Huo Siyuan: You are the old man in the army?

Chenyang: With me, I made an order at that time, and I had to find a place for training and a country.

Huo Siyuan: Where are you looking?

Chenyang: Switzerland, Switzerland doesn't do anything, says we are neutral.

Huo Siyuan: Not mixed.

Chenyang: France, no, France is romantic, I'm afraid that we will go to the light and be busy with objects.

Huo Siyuan: What are you doing there?!

Chenyang: In Japan, eating sashimi is afraid of stomach trouble.

Huo Siyuan: It's all wrong.

Chenyang: In the end, I chose a country with picturesque scenery and spring all year round.

Huo Siyuan: Which country?

Chenyang: Tong County.

Huo Siyuan: Is Tongxian a country?

Chenyang: What's wrong with Tongxian, you are not allowed to insult Tongxian, Tongxian will always be an inalienable part of China's territory.

Huo Siyuan: Ahem!

Chenyang: I like that place in Tongxian.

Huo Siyuan: If you like it, go for it.

Chenyang: Where are we all together, everyone gathers together, the whole world picks up, and we have a hundred or so people gathered together.

Huo Siyuan: It's Shangtong County.

Chenyang: Class, give us a lesson This teacher, Corporal James, a five-star American general.

Huo Siyuan: Wait a minute, why are you still a corporal when this is a five-star general?

Chenyang: After he finishes serving the sauce, he will go to the market and sell it.

Huo Siyuan: Okay, the one who sells the sauce.

Chenyang: What are you doing selling miso for, teacher? In the morning, everyone stood together, and everyone did the exercises first.

Huo Siyuan: Practice this.

Chenyang: Do eye exercises.

Huo Siyuan: I remembered it all.

Chenyang: It's all done, sing the school song.

Huo Siyuan: School song?

Chenyang: Stand together and sing: You are the queen of the eunuch gate ~ a superior character ~ eat delicacies and wear silk ~ in every way, I can't think of it......

Huo Siyuan: Okay, stop singing.

Chenyang: It's also a high tone.

Huo Siyuan: What kind of high-pitched cavity, this Corporal James teaches this?!

Chenyang: This, our school song.

Huo Siyuan: School song?

Chenyang: Go back to the house when you're done and learn the classical Chinese art of war. One person issued a copy of Sun Tzu's Art of War.

Huo Siyuan: Oh, Sun Tzu's Art of War.

Chenyang: Heh, watch my grandson write this, honestly......

Huo Siyuan: Hey—that's so rude. The Art of War!

Chenyang: That's his name. Learned, all learned. After studying for more than a year, he was disbanded on the spot after studying.

Huo Siyuan: After so much effort to learn, it was disbanded after that?

Chenyang: There is no unit that wants us.

Huo Siyuan: No one took this thing.

Chenyang: How do you get this, let's disband it first. Find something to do first, and then come back to you when the world needs you. They all scattered.

Huo Siyuan: Let's go.

Chenyang: Then something happened. There is a building in the United States, boasting - let people give the plane to dui. (dui 3 sounds, the meaning of hitting)

Huo Siyuan: Your use of this word is too uncivilized, World Trade Tower.

Chenyang: It's a hit. Dui is rotten, anxious, President Bush is in a hurry. I'm in a hurry, I eat 30 pounds of gunpowder a day.

Huo Siyuan: Not to Huo Siyuan.

Chenyang: Look for it, look for a military wizard. Lead the troops to fight and arrest these terrorists.

Huo Siyuan: Oh, look for it.

Chenyang: The whole world is peaceful, where to find, it's hard to find.

Huo Siyuan: There are few talents.

Chenyang: Finally, President Bush has a secretary named Wang Fugui.

Huo Siyuan: What's the name?

Chenyang: Tell the president, Beijing, China, there is a Chenyang Degang.

Huo Siyuan: Looking for you.

Chenyang: Amazing, military wizard, Wen can put pen to peace in the world, Wu can go on the horse to determine the world,

Huo Siyuan: Wow!

Chenyang: The upper kang knows the girls, and the lower kang knows the shoes.

Huo Siyuan: Hey, that's what you can do.

Chenyang: Find it, it's hard to find me.

Huo Siyuan: What?

Chenyang: I don't have a phone, I just have a BP machine, and the pager is down.

Huo Siyuan: What kind of communication tool?

Chenyang: It's so hard to find them, so stunned to find me.

Huo Siyuan: Work hard.

Chenyang: I was talking on the phone on the street that day, and someone behind me patted me: (Female voice) Are you Mr. Chenyang Degang Chenyang?

Huo Siyuan: Oh?

Chenyang: Oh, a woman, this is beautiful, foreigner, blonde and blue-eyed.

Huo Siyuan: Beautiful.

Chenyang: I said you waited, hey? How much is this, oh, I don't need money if I don't get through.

Huo Siyuan: Public telephone?

Chenyang: Ah. I said I'm Chenyang Degang, what's wrong with you? (eyes closed) (female voice) Hello Mr. Chenyang.

Huo Siyuan: Ah-no-it should be blonde.

Chenyang: Nonsense, isn't it blonde with her eyes closed?

Huo Siyuan: Close your eyes, blind, what is she pretty?

Chenyang: It's good to look at. President Bush asked me to come to you and talk to you about the war. Oh, the things of war, come, sit, (blow dirt) sit.

Huo Siyuan: Sit down on the side of the road.

Chenyang: What do you mean, how much do you plan to spend? I'm going to give you 10 million dollars to go to war. I said it's done, it's done, get up.

Huo Siyuan: What did you do?

Chenyang: Did you bring a watch? Let me see.

Huo Siyuan: I don't even have a watch.

Chenyang: Take out a watch, press it, ding—it's twelve o'clock. I said, "Let's eat, let's eat, Kempinski."

Huo Siyuan: Live.

Chenyang: Can't lose the face of the Chinese, Kempinski.

Huo Siyuan: It's a good place.

Chenyang: The shaved noodles next to it.

Huo Siyuan: Hey, knife cut noodles.

Chenyang: Come, eat. Sit here, hey, come four bowls.

Huo Siyuan: Four bowls?

Chenyang: Three bowls of big and one bowl of small, she eats the small bowl, and I eat two large bowls.

Huo Siyuan: What about a bowl?

Chenyang: Pack, my daughter-in-law hasn't eaten yet.

Huo Siyuan: Okay, a hungry thief. (thief: ze 2 sounds)

Chenyang: Man, bring me a braid of garlic.

Huo Siyuan: Still eat garlic?

Chenyang: Peel the garlic and eat. When you have eaten and drunk enough, you will discuss the matter. I said: yes, you can go, there is no basis for empty words, and the words are based on evidence.

Huo Siyuan: I still have to write a note.

Chenyang: I took out the contract, took out a gold pen from my body, and it was bright and eye-catching, and Leng Sensen wanted people to be frightened. This pen.

Huo Siyuan: Is it a pen, this?

Chenyang: 300,000. Hah-

Huo Siyuan: I haven't written it for a long time.

Chenyang: Signed. You've got to give me some money first.

Huo Siyuan: Ask people for money.

Chenyang: You have to give a deposit. What should you do if you go there and get yellow? Isn't it?

Huo Siyuan: There is a deposit.

Chenyang: She said to give some first.

Huo Siyuan: Isn't the deposit a part?

Chenyang: This one says that there are ten for it.

Huo Siyuan: Ten percent.

Chenyang: For fifteen.

Huo Siyuan: Fifteen percent.

Chenyang: Twenty.

Huo Siyuan: Twenty percent.

Chenyang: Thirty.

Huo Siyuan: That's 30 percent.

Chenyang: I have to give fifty.

Huo Siyuan: Not a lot.

Chenyang: How much?

Huo Siyuan: Fifty percent is not a lot.

Chenyang: Okay, then I'll do it, give it to me, give me the fifty, I'll see, yes, it's this.

Huo Siyuan: No, you wait a minute, how can you only get one for 50 percent of 10 million?

Chenyang: People will give a fifty one.

Huo Siyuan: Just fifty yuan?

Chenyang: Dollars.

Huo Siyuan: Dollars don't look like words.

Chenyang: Alright, so be it, this thing is going to die. Don't forget, on the 10th you arrived at the airport and someone picked you up.

Huo Siyuan: No. 10.

Chenyang: I said, okay, where are you going? (Female) I'll go back to the embassy.

Huo Siyuan: Oh, the embassy.

Chenyang: I said how are you going? (female voice) I'll sit on 300.

Huo Siyuan: Hey, where can I take 300 to the embassy?

Chenyang: This Lufthansa, this Kempinski, this is not 300.

Huo Siyuan: yes.

Chenyang: (Female) There is a sectional one.

Huo Siyuan: Okay, this foreigner is quite familiar.

Chenyang: Leave her at the station, and I'll hurry home. Tell my daughter-in-law about it. You haven't seen my daughter-in-law.

Huo Siyuan: No.

Chenyang: Pretty, tall, big face, heavy eyebrows and big eyes, black,

Huo Siyuan: Oh.

Chenyang: She doesn't have a beard, she has a beard like Zhang Fei.

Huo Siyuan: Hey, can you still see it?

Chenyang: Let me tell you, daughter-in-law, this time we have made a fortune, 10 million US dollars.

Huo Siyuan: I have money.

Chenyang: After earning it, let's go home and do nothing. Let's open a big store, let's do a company.

Huo Siyuan: Do business.

I made a big table, became the boss, and hired 10 people with red hoops to stand in front of me every day, and I scolded them one by one!

Huo Siyuan: It's enjoyable.

Chenyang: I want to take revenge, I scold these people with red hoops every day, and I won't scold those who sweep the toilet.

Huo Siyuan: What are you doing?

Chenyang: My daughter-in-law cleans the toilet.

Huo Siyuan: Hey, let's change jobs.

Chenyang: I have to arrange arrangements for you, buy 5 yuan steamed buns, 2 yuan fritters, and 10 yuan water lumps. (Water pimple: It's mustard pimple.) ）

Huo Siyuan: 50 yuan can't be spent.

Chenyang: You can't spend more, it's almost over, you just fry the water gnocchi with your family.

Huo Siyuan: Are you all in a pimple?

Morning sun: Green beans on weekends.

Huo Siyuan: Not very good.

Chenyang: When I looked at our calendar, it was the 7th, and she asked me to leave on the 10th.

Huo Siyuan: There are still 3 days.

Chenyang: I have to hurry up, it's too late, so I'll go.

Huo Siyuan: Hey, it's too early.

Chenyang: I live far away, I live on the side of Shijingshan.

Huo Siyuan: Then you don't have to go in the first 3 days.

Chenyang: Walk to me.

Huo Siyuan: Walking to the airport?

Chenyang: Let's go, when I get to the airport, I see, oh, helicopters.

Huo Siyuan: That's good.

Chenyang: This thing, go up the small ladder and sit in front of it, what's that called, driver.

Huo Siyuan: Pilot.

Chenyang: Bring a big fur hat, goggles, a big mask, the mask hangs from one ear, and this side hangs down.

Huo Siyuan: That's not a mask.

Morning Sun: Leather jacket, leather boots.

Huo Siyuan: Flight suit.

Chenyang: Sit there and smoke. Whoop - here it is - Boom – let's go (roll the window, throw cigarette butts).

Huo Siyuan: Helicopters also shake glass, what kind of plane are you?

Chenyang: He put his gloves on: You sit tight. I said, "Yes, I'm sitting tight, I'm on my lap." There was a white rope on the side of his chair, and when he pulled this, ——— suddenly flew up.

Huo Siyuan: This plane is also diesel.

Chenyang: Helicopter, drink - I'm happy, okay, look down, the great rivers and mountains of the motherland.

Huo Siyuan: Hi.

Chenyang: I was very happy, I flew for 10 minutes, and the plane slowly descended.

Huo Siyuan: Why did it fall?

Chenyang: Come on.

Huo Siyuan: Fly for 10 minutes and refuel?

Chenyang: I drove to the gas station, and the woman at the gas station shouted: Come inside, this way. Take out the money: add 30 dollars.

Huo Siyuan: Okay, how can you add 30 yuan of fuel to this plane, can it burn?

Chenyang: The fuel tank is small.

Huo Siyuan: Small can't be so small.

Chenyang: Take the big gun. Poof, noosh-

Huo Siyuan: It's in the pestle.

Chenyang: Look at the watch, it's done, let's go.

Huo Siyuan: That's it.

Chenyang: A rope head, a sudden ————

Huo Siyuan: It's up again.

Chenyang: After 40 minutes of driving, he turned around and asked me, "Have you ever been to the United States?" I said, "No, what about you?"

Huo Siyuan: You haven't been there, so you just flew there?

Chenyang: Yes, they don't know each other. What should I do, or let's ask.

Huo Siyuan: Excuse me?

Chenyang: A pinch of the gate, it's coming down.

Huo Siyuan: The more you talk about it, the more unreasonable it becomes.

Chenyang: Helicopter, where have you seen it?

Huo Siyuan: The helicopter didn't pinch the brakes!

Chenyang: Let me go down and ask, heh, is there such a desolate land in the United States?

Huo Siyuan: The American West.

Chenyang: There are also crops, and an old man is hoeing the field with a shovel. I'M HURRYING OVER: HI, HELLO.

Huo Siyuan: It's going to be this.

Chenyang: The old man turned around: What are you doing?

Huo Siyuan: Okay, I just arrived in the Northeast.

Chenyang: Where is this? Tieling!

Huo Siyuan: Yes, Tieling.

Chenyang: Tieling is still a few stops away from the United States.

Huo Siyuan: There is still a station?

Chenyang: Driver, uncle, how to get around the United States?—— ask the village chief to go!

Huo Siyuan: The village chief knows.

Chenyang: I guess he doesn't admit it either.

Huo Siyuan: Why do you guess, he just doesn't admit it.

Chenyang: From a botanical point of view, he doesn't admit it.

Huo Siyuan: Hey, what's in the way of botany?

Chenyang: Back on the plane, we discussed, what should we do? He found a number of instruments, a compass, a compass, an east arrow—

Huo Siyuan: How can there be such needles?

Chenyang: positioning instruments, radars, polygraphs...... It's all taken out.

Huo Siyuan: What do you want that thing for?

Chenyang: I said that you are lagging behind, and we have to use advanced methods to go.

Huo Siyuan: What is advanced?

Chenyang: Throw your shoes. Search - go that way.

Huo Siyuan: Okay, you're even more backward than that.

Chenyang: (The pilot says) I listen to you, ————

Huo Siyuan: It's up again.

Chenyang: Straight to the United States.

Huo Siyuan: It's enough to toss.

Chenyang: I have been driving for more than half a year, and I have added more than 70,000 times of oil.

Huo Siyuan: Small fuel tank.

Chenyang: Finally, Huo Si has arrived in the United States, looking down from the plane, that's right-

Huo Siyuan: What?

Chenyang: The banner at the bottom reads: Warmly welcome Master Chenyang Degang.

Huo Siyuan: Master Chenyang Degang?

Chenyang: How can an American know this? The plane descended slowly, running around the runway in a circle, humming -

Huo Siyuan: Run?

Chenyang: The brakes are broken.

Huo Siyuan: Okay. Run, then.

Chenyang: This can't be done, can't be stopped, open the door, let's put our legs out and prune. (Tulu: here is the meaning of rubbing)

Huo Siyuan: This is a brake?

Chenyang: Ah, just a few laps.

Huo Siyuan: I haven't heard of it!

Chenyang: He was so obedient, he opened the door and put his leg outside. I counted him, but my leg didn't go out. In the end, Huo Siyuan stopped, and he grinded to the root of his thighs.

Huo Siyuan: Ho! This one is still sincere. Stopped?

Chenyang: Thank you, this is a work injury. I'm leaving, so you can jump back slowly.

Huo Siyuan: Isn't it a jump?

Chenyang: When I got off the plane, the White House staff came. Wearing a uniform, a tunic suit, a large leather bag, and a peaked cap. It's coming.

Huo Siyuan: This is in the White House.

Chenyang: Are you Mr. Chenyang? I said: It's me. I can't shame the face of the Chinese. Ah, pick me up.

Huo Siyuan: Okay.

Chenyang: I've been waiting for you for a few days.

Huo Siyuan: It's been half a year?

Chenyang: I saw you hovering for a long time just now, and we guess you're almost there.

Huo Siyuan: Hehe.

Chenyang: Great, let's go, the president is in a hurry. I said, "Okay, pick me up?—— let's take a taxi."

Huo Siyuan: Take a taxi in the United States?

Chenyang: Yes, doesn't there be a car here-no, this 1 piece of 6, can't sit.

Huo Siyuan: The U.S. rental is also 1 yuan 6?!

Chenyang: The president is calculating, and he won't report this. Hey—1 of 2 is here. The door opened, so I didn't sit down.

Huo Siyuan: Why?

Chenyang: I have to settle the bill in the head, and I sit in the back.

Huo Siyuan: This calculation.

Chenyang: Huh...... Go straight to the White House, and the work will be there in a while. Oh, this white, freshly brushed pulp.

Huo Siyuan: You can't control other people?

Chenyang: There are about 20 people standing at the entrance of the White House, both men and women, with pockets and ready to go.

Huo Siyuan: What is this?

Chenyang: Reporter.

Huo Siyuan: Oh, the media.

Chenyang: Yes, I have to be careful to speak, not to be caught by them and lose the face of the Chinese.

Huo Siyuan: Thoughtful.

Chenyang: Go down, all these people are coming.

Huo Siyuan: What did you say?

Chenyang: Master, do you want a plate?

Huo Siyuan: Is this the media?!

Chenyang: I don't care what you guys from the White House Cultural Affairs Bureau are eating.

Huo Siyuan: Where is it?

Chenyang: Step inside, just in the middle of the big pool. There is a rockery in the ash pond, and the water is poured out.

Huo Siyuan: In the White House?

Chenyang: There is a banner underneath: Family planning, everyone has rules.

Huo Siyuan: It's also written in the White House.

Chenyang: The car storage area here is full of bicycles, one by one. An old man with a red hoop is strolling around.

Huo Siyuan: How do I feel familiar with this place?

Chenyang: Up the stairs, the White House is in the middle of the 13th floor. All the members of Congress are waiting for me in suits. I'm glad to see that I'm here: I'm here, I'm here for you.

Huo Siyuan: Didn't you shout to strip naked?

Chenyang: Why are you naked?

Huo Siyuan: What's wrong with this not a bathhouse?

Chenyang: How do you understand this, politeness. When I came inside, I said, "Where is the president?—— the president and that house?" Pushing open the door and looking at each other, Bush was very excited: (Henan accent) Why did you pinch it?

Huo Siyuan: Ahem! I said this, this, this...... Stop it!

Chenyang: (Henan accent) What are you doing......? I said don't scold the street, if you have something to say, you can speak directly.

Huo Siyuan: What?! Why does Bush smell like this?

Chenyang: Bush hired a tutor who is from Henan.

Huo Siyuan: Hey, not very good.

Chenyang: I thought it was Mandarin. I said, "What's the matter?" It's good, I haven't seen you in a few days. - (Henan accent) What are you talking about, just waiting for you to come, what are you doing about the war......

Huo Siyuan: Okay, okay, how about speaking Mandarin?

Chenyang: He can't learn.

Huo Siyuan: We don't feel good to hear.

Chenyang: I said, "Okay, this is done, I have done it, I have done it." As he was talking, Bush's "beep" BP machine sounded.

Huo Siyuan: Bush didn't stop.

Chenyang: Heh, Yingxian.

Huo Siyuan: Yingxian's?

Chenyang: Hanging the chain, look: the meal is ready, please come to the cafeteria to eat.

Huo Siyuan: It's like this all the time.

Chenyang: (Henan accent) Mr. Chenyang, let's eat. - What to eat, I'm not hungry at all - (Henan accent) You are here, eat seafood, order lobster, do you like to eat lobster?—— line, lobster line, I'll eat you.

Huo Siyuan: Good thing.

Chenyang: Follow along, the basement is a canteen, a large glass cabinet, and a big lobster is so big (for example).

Huo Siyuan: Drink.

Chenyang: I'm here today, eat as hard as I can, I won't just do it, just eat lobster.

Huo Siyuan: Until you're full.

Chenyang: I'm sitting here, four waiters on the plates. Just this lobster dish 1.4 meters.

Huo Siyuan: Big!

Chenyang: I'll count a thousand lobsters, peel them, heh-

Huo Siyuan: Spicy crayfish?

Chenyang: It's spicy, heh, it's so spicy.

Huo Siyuan: Okay, okay!

Chenyang: Eat, happy-(Henan accent) Mr. Chenyang, don't be busy eating, you can be considered to have responded to this war? I said: I agreed. (Henan accent) the appointment order is ready for you. I looked, heh, the mandate, 39 and a half, no, this doesn't work, I wear 41.

Huo Siyuan: What about buying shoes?

Chenyang: As he was talking, he listened to the ground, woo, bang, bang——, suddenly, suddenly, and suddenly, and so on.

Huo Siyuan: This is coming?

Chenyang: The terrorists are coming, it's really a bully, they dare to come here, it's too blatant, can't you say that the military strategist - cough, cough......

Huo Siyuan: What kind of physique is this military strategist?

Chenyang: Don't you take the military family seriously? I'll go, push away my lobster plate, and step upstairs, the smoke is thick in the distance, this is not good, I don't have anything with me, what if it hurts me. When I turned around, there was a steel helmet on the ground. German steel helmet, hat brim small white ground red flower, pick up and buckle on the head, heh, this bullet hits, dang - when a dang (Shandong Kuaishu) - I'm happy - kill - rush - add a few to (Japanese).

Huo Siyuan: What kind of text?

Chenyang: I'm happy, my daughter-in-law got up and gave me a mouthful, I couldn't sleep when I was full, what is the beauty of your phlegm bucket!

Huo Siyuan: Dreaming!