Chapter 137: Monkey's Luck
How could there be no one in the village this morning?
Except for a few old ladies who can't walk and have small feet who look at the little dolls, there are basically no people in the village, which makes Erdezi and Sandezi, who have seen the lively scene in the village when they come back in previous years, strange and bad.
The people in the village have collectively discussed where to run.
After wandering around for a long time, the two finally saw an acquaintance, their father.
The old king, who was angry with the two sons just now, came back angrily, just been angry with the two sons, and this time he was angry with the old man Gao, the old king felt that he was afraid that he would not live long, this special, he was angry with himself everywhere.
"Dad, why aren't the people in the village at home, I went to Zhuzi's house just now. The elderly and children are not there. ”
The old king glanced at his two good sons, and his tone was stiff.
"I went to make money, but of course I wasn't at home. ”
The old man's words were almost nasally hummed, and they were very dull.
Make hay?
Erdezi and Sandezi glanced at each other, and the two couldn't help but ask jokingly.
"Our village is except for Gaoyang. There is still any place to make money, I went to see it just now, and there is no one in the field contracted by Gao Yang. ”
"Oh, it's not that no one, there are two people from the outside village sneaking around in the north. Maybe it's something that covets something and wants to steal something. ”
The old king was stunned for a moment, reacted instantly, and jumped up on the spot.
"Walk around and make money. ”
After speaking, without waiting for the two sons to react, they ran out and ran north.
Erdezi and Sandezi looked confused, Walter, dad is crazy, someone is stealing Gao Yang's things, what is he crazy, and the time has come to make money.
When the two chased Daddy to the field, they saw Daddy yelling at the two people from other villages, who were fighting with Guo Heizi, and saw that Guo Heizi was about to be beaten down.
Seeing that three more people came, the two aliens were obviously confused, after stepping on it for so many days, there has been no one in the village, why did there suddenly be two more strong men today, in the past, there were only a few old men and old ladies with small feet.
Let go of Guo Heizi, the two of them are about to slip away.
Lao Wang was in a hurry, the two turtle sons ran so slowly, seeing that the money in their hands was about to disappear, and they didn't care about being afraid of being hurt, so they rushed up with a smoke, and kicked at the kid who was fighting with Guo Heizi.
"Smack"
The guy next to him raised his head and slapped the old king, his arm was very round, and he saw that the old king's face was quickly crooked to the side, and the teeth mixed with blood flew into the air, spilling the face of the other guy who was fighting with Guo Heizi.
, just came home and saw my dad being beaten.
Grandma can bear it, and grandpa can't bear it either, fuck him.
Erdezi and Sandezi rushed up in a smoke, and surrounded the two guys for a while.
Half an hour later, Guo Heizi and Er Dezi sat on two guys who couldn't get up, and called Gao Yang out of breath.
"Gao Yang, someone stole your ...... Ma Dan, this special place to buy seedlings, there is something special to steal. ”
The second son didn't know what he said he was stealing. Buying seedlings in such a special place, someone actually came, and the grandson under his ass was not brain-dead.
On the other side of the phone, Gao Yang seemed to say something, and then he heard a cheer.
On the other end of the phone, Erdezi was a little confused, this cheering voice seemed to be a bit big, Gao Yang this grandson, watching TV can have so many responses.
Ten minutes later, Er Dezi watched in amazement as three triple jumpers roared down the embankment in the distance and rushed over.
"Ahhh
The kid under him struggled vigorously.
Erdezi slapped it down, and the kid's teeth flew out one by one, and then it was stable.
Sandezi pulled the hair of another kid and asked Erdezi a little timidly.
"Second brother, when will Gao Yang be able to call so many people in our village?"
Erdezi said in his heart, you asked me to ask who to go, I am also confused.
After a while, the three jumpers stopped on the ground, and the crowd surrounded them like dumplings in a pot. In the blink of an eye, the three and the second were surrounded in the middle.
"Yo, two and three are back. ”
"Kuroko, this grandson who was down by you is a thief."
"Call the police, dare to steal our things, you can't kill this grandson. Let him sit in prison. ”
"I don't think this grandson is a little familiar, as if he gave me a cigarette two days ago, and asked me where all the people in my village have gone. ”
"Ma Dan, I didn't expect Wang Zhuzi, a guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, to betray the revolution. ”
Everyone was talking nonsense. However, the subordinates were not idle, and the two thieves were trapped in three strokes and five divided by two, and a few of them were very active, and they took the opportunity to slap the two of them on the head more than a dozen times, and worked hard in a blink of an eye. The two thieves are a bag.
When the monkey came, the two thieves were already tied up and couldn't be tied anymore, and these grandsons, kidnapping people is too unprofessional, numb. It's not your own hemp rope, it's so wasteful.
"How to tie up people, isn't Uncle Yang's family rich in money, and you don't need money when this trouble flies, right? ”
The monkey reprimanded everyone with a head and face.
Erdezi and Sandezi looked at the monkey training people dumbfounded, and his face was white and blue. This is special, when did the monkey become so awesome, training more than a dozen people by himself, and none of them dared to speak up.
I haven't seen you for a year, these old and young masters in the village. It's all cowardly.
"Monkey, say a few words, don't ......"
Erdezi's following words were covered by the old king's head and returned to his stomach.
Only then did Erdezi notice Erdezi Sandezi in the middle of the crowd, and suddenly had a sense of superiority, realizing that he had invisibly pretended to be a force just now. Don't mention how cool it is, it's beautiful.
I remember that just after the New Year, I was still hesitating with the two of them, whether to go out to work, and now let's take a look at the two and three wins. It's really a shame that I broke the kettle and made up my mind to do it with Uncle Yang.
The second and third are still the same as when they came back last year, but they are already different, not only do they have a lot more wages than them, but they can also take care of their families.
The most important thing is that you can pretend to be forced.
Now walking in the village, who dares not to take the initiative to say hello when he meets himself, one by one, he is as affectionate to himself as the third grandson, if this is in previous years. The third grandson is himself.
In one year, I boasted about five or six generations of my generation.
It's all the credit of Uncle Yang, because I can have where I am today because of following Uncle Yang.
Thinking like this, the monkey coughed.
"What are you doing? Untie the ropes and re-tie them, which will be used for the afternoon work. ”
"Don't give me the appearance of a dead father, let me tell you, there are more people who can use Uncle Yang. Guo Weizi, Liu Village on the east side of the embankment, there are a sea of people who want to work for Uncle Yang, if you don't do it well, you will annoy Uncle Yang. Then don't blame me for not giving face to my relatives. ”
When everyone heard this, they gathered around them, untied the ropes of the two thieves, and then re-tied the ropes.
"Baidu Baidu, the easiest way to tie people"
"Yes, yes, this is the most rope-saving, I have already done it dozens of times. ”
"Ma Dan, no one should use a little more rope, it must also be tied strongly, the people of our village can't be compared to the grandsons of other villages. ”
Everyone was talking nonsense.
The two got three to look confused, Walter, the monkey spoke so well, in a word, the people in the village were as busy as the third grandson.
The monkey pretended to ask two and three times.
"The second brother and the third brother are back, how is it. How much money did you make this year? It's a little more than last year, and those who go out to work can't earn less than what we earn in the village. ”
"Yes, yes, yes, it can't be less. ”
The surrounding villagers responded with a bang.
Erdezi's face was flushed, and he felt very uncomfortable. In the past few years, when did Wang Monkey dare to be so crazy in front of him, but now it is indeed a little different.
In a word, the villagers responded violently, an order, and a group of people actually thought of asking Baidu to satisfy him.
Just a year of hard work, a decision at the beginning of the year.
Everything is different.
Monkey, it's not the same monkey when I drank with myself at the beginning of the year.
It's not that I don't understand, it's just that the world is changing fast, and the monkeys have run out to become kings.
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