Under the frenzied propaganda of public opinion in the United States, the original very bland episode of Oprah's talk show suddenly became eye-catching-audiences all over the United States who did not know the truth were waiting to see it.

As for the fact that this episode of the Oprah talk show is particularly attractive to Mao, do you need to ask? Because the "tearing war" between the two Hollywood giants has been transferred from the newspapers to television -- the head-to-head duel between Wang and Wang has begun, and it will be broadcast live.

In the hours before Oprah's talk show began, countless people who were concerned about the matter had already prepared peanuts, drinks, spring water, etc., and moved their "little benches" to sit in front of the TV - ready to watch this super tearing showdown.

But who knew that in this "big tearing day" celebrated by the whole world, a "tragedy" would happen to a pair of teaseful enemies - "cat" and "mouse".

Tom and Jerry are a couple who have just been married, and yes, they are "biological" couples, not, and not the "cat" and "mouse" of MGM - of course you can think of them as the "funny duo".

Tom is a die-hard baseball fan, and his biggest hobby is watching his favorite New York Yankees beat the Boston Red Sox – and the thrill of beating their rivals is absolutely super refreshing.

Jerry, on the other hand, is a sports idiot who scoffs at the act of swinging a stick at a ball, and she thinks it's better to dig up all the gossip news in the entertainment industry when she has the time to do so — yes, she's a fan of super entertainment gossip.

Today, Tom's favorite Yankees have a very important MLB game to play, so this guy bought a beer last night and put it in the fridge, ready to take it out and drink it while watching the game in the evening - have a good night.

So, after work, Tom was so busy that he didn't even have to say hello to his colleagues, and all he wanted was to hurry home and wait for the ball game to start.

As soon as he got home, Tom sat down on the couch in front of the TV, swaggering out the beer from the fridge, sipping the beer from the bottle while urging Jerry in the kitchen to hurry up and make dinner.

Jerry in the kitchen also looked in a hurry, and after listening to Tom's urging, his heart was even more troubled.

Finally, a simple dinner was served on the small table in front of the TV, and Jerry quickly sat down on the carpet beside the table.

Looking at the image on the TV screen - a man with a big stick and slamming it at a flying ball, Jerry was so tired that he wished that the man could throw the stick out too.

As soon as he snatched the remote control from Tom's hand, Jerry wanted to change the channel, but before he could get it, Tom snatched it again.

"I'm going to watch the Oprah talk show, give me the remote. Jerry put down the plate and said to Tom who was staring at the TV screen very upset.

Tom stared at the video screen as he took a spoon and put food into his mouth, and said impatiently, "Didn't you see the Yankees playing? ”

"Alright then, but when Oprah's talk show starts, you'll have to turn the channel around. Jerry is not unreasonable, she thinks that the Oprah talk show has not started yet, so let Tom watch the ball game for a while.

Tom said nonchalantly, "Okay, I'll transfer it to you later." ”

With that, Jerry sat down again, pulling the dinner on his plate, suppressing his little universe, and watching impatiently at the group of people on the screen running around a ball with sticks.

"Beautiful!"

"Shit, shit, this idiot. ”

"This home run, beautiful!"

……

For nearly half an hour, Jerry endured Tom's destruction of his ears, and she felt that the power of the wilderness in her body was about to be suppressed.

Thankfully, this kind of physical and mental shit contest will be discontinued right away - because the Oprah talk show is about to begin.

After cleaning up the dishes, Jerry hurried back, seeing that the time was almost up, and the Oprah talk show was still a few minutes away, and finally he didn't need to endure this "shit" like ball game anymore.

Tonight, however, there is the "finale" of Disney and MGM's "tearing battle" that Jerry has been chasing for so long - she, a lover of entertainment gossip, must not miss it.

So, Jerry ran over and grabbed the remote control on the table and tuned the TV channel to the Oprah talk show. Fortunately, the Oprah talk show hasn't officially started yet, and today's trailer is playing.

Tom, who was watching the football game to the end, saw that the TV screen suddenly switched to some "bullshit" Oprah talk show - a woman on the TV endlessly, he was angry.

Throwing down the beer can in his hand, Tom suddenly stood up and looked angrily at Jerry, who was holding the remote control and staring at the video screen.

"What are you doing? The Yankees are about to win, what channel do you change, what's so good about this shitty entertainment. ”

Rudely snatched the remote control from Jerry's hand and quickly dialed back to the broadcast scene of the game, but seeing that the Yankees were actually tied, Tom turned around in anger and completely stormed.

"It's all your fault, what kind of shit-like entertainment you watched, and now the Yankees are actually being tied up, **!"

"Shit-like talk show, **!"

Listening to Tom's scolding voice, Jerry's small universe that had been suppressed for a long time completely exploded, and the power of the desolation in her body was already "hungry and thirsty", she clenched her fist.

"**, watching a talk show like shit, it was actually flattened. ”

You can insult me, but you can't insult my dreams and interests, no matter how humble and pitiful they are—the Lord of the Fasting pretended to be a special word.

And entertainment gossip is Jerry's greatest interest and lifelong pursuit, and out of anger, Jerry lifts Tom up from the couch, yes, you read that right, it is lifted.

Jerry, who couldn't bear it, picked up Tom and threw him to the side of the floor at once, but fortunately there was a carpet on the floor, otherwise it would be enough for Tom.

"Sonabitch, go eat. That shit-like ball game, shit-like team, can have the entertainment programs that my mother likes. Jerry, who has always been gentle, was completely transformed after seeing his interests and pursuits being ruthlessly trampled on by Tom and being trampled to pieces—a huge amount of energy hidden in his seemingly thin body.

Looking at Jerry, who suddenly became furious, after a short period of surprise and stunned, Tom's blood suddenly came up.

A big man was smashed and squatted by a little woman, a big man was humiliated by a little woman in front of his favorite baseball game and baseball team - where is the dignity?

"Bichi, see if I don't teach you a good lesson. ”

Tom, who got up on his feet, wanted to rush up and give Jerry some color see, see, see, but he was very wrong this time - and he didn't want to think about why Jerry's little man could throw him so far?

Staring at the upcoming Oprah talk show on the TV screen, Jerry, who was looking expectant, completely ignored Tom who rushed over to "hang" her.

It wasn't until Tom rushed to her that she jerked back to block Tom's outstretched palm, then punched him with a quick punch and kicked him - Tom collapsed like a soft-footed shrimp.

Tom, who had been hit for the first time, quickly got up, this time he was really angry, and then ignored it, and swung his fist at Jerry about to hit him - the big fist was about to crash into Jerry's skinny body......

Tom's fist didn't fall on Jerry as he had hoped, but was blocked by the little woman at once.

Jerry, who was staring at the TV while holding Tom's fist with his hand, really didn't want to be disturbed by the annoying Tom watching TV anymore.

So, unfortunately, the "tragedy" happened......

Jerry's skinny arm blocked Tom's fist as his other hand clenched his fist into Tom's stomach, and he threw several punches in succession—to the flesh.

Tom was hit several times this time, and then he was hit by a combination of punches, and finally Jerry kicked him out - and then, no more, Tom flew straight upside down.

Lying on the cold floor, Tom hummed and moaned, today was simply the darkest day of his life - his once gentle wife became a "violent woman" with "explosive force value", his favorite team and ball game were deeply humiliated by his favorite woman, and he was continuously beaten by his skinny wife.

Hearing Tom's moaning, Jerry, who was watching a talk show, yelled at Tom impatiently: "**, the dog is raised by the mother, shut up for the old lady, the old lady wants to watch TV." ”

This time he struggled for a long time and did not get up, but fortunately, Tom, who was "lying on the floor", heard Jerry's roar, and shuddered a lot, and quickly suppressed the lowest moaning - all the pain was silently swallowed to his heart with tears.

Now, Tom doesn't care about Yankees and baseball games, now he just wants to understand why his once gentle wife has suddenly become "Superman"? - Is Jerry captured by aliens, or is she the "lurker" left on Earth by aliens?

It's also to blame Tom for always being too concerned about the Yankees and baseball games, and he doesn't know his wife at all, he doesn't know that his wife is a big master, and she once served in the U.S. Special Forces - isn't it abusing to beat him?

Tom, who was lying on the ground, saw that his "Valkyrie Wife" was staring at the TV with a serious face, and he was secretly sad, and he was also looking at the TV screen, she wanted to see what "the hell" caused this "tragedy" for herself......

ps: After digging the biggest "pit" for Disney next, the American plot will end, and then return to China to start the "history of blood and tears". By the way, non-single dog friends, is your other half a hidden "martial god"? Be careful not to be beaten!