Chapter 603: Fighting wits and shaking off the burden
Xiao Yao said this, deliberately paused, and saw that they were all unintentional to play cards, looking at themselves, and then continued:
After the landlord came back with his mother-in-law and housekeeper, he first did not see his beloved big dog, and came out to greet the owner, and he was very unhappy. He went to the back of the house and looked around, but not only did he not see the big dog, but even the majestic rooster was nowhere to be seen. When I looked at the cattle pen again, the big bull was not there. ”
"'Steward, steward, go into the field and see if the foolish hat has led the oxen to plow the field. The landlord had a sense of foreboding. The stupid hat in his mouth is, of course, the long-term worker. The housekeeper ran around, and after a while, he came back with the long-term worker. ”
"'Sir. As soon as the steward returned, he whispered in the landlord's ear. 'What? You dare to kill my, my big dog, and my cow? I want you to pay for your life. After listening to the butler's whisper, the landlord burst into flames. He picked up the bullwhip by the door and whipped Changgong, but after Changgong grabbed it, he couldn't pull it out again. ”
The housekeeper saw that he was going to help the landlord himself, and the two were definitely not opponents of the long-term workers. Changgong grabbed the bullwhip and said coldly, "Master, if you are reasonable, I will reason with you, if you are unreasonable, dare to beat me again, don't blame me for turning my face and being ruthless." ’”
"'Okay, okay, I'll reason with you, and we'll see you in the county hall. The landlord was so angry that he told the housekeeper to bring the contract and go to the county government first. ”
"Brother Xiao Yao, what you said is not funny at all, needless to say, I know the ending later. It must have been the landlord who gave the county officials the money, and then put the long-term workers in prison. Don't listen, play cards. ”
Hearing this, Zhou Weiai lost interest, shuffled the cards many times, and didn't put them down in her hand, she was anxious to make Huang Li's face also full of notes.
"Xiao Ai, if it was the result you thought of, he wouldn't have said it was a joke. Behind this, it must be a battle of wits and courage to shake off the burden. ”
Huang Li saw the ending that Xiao Yao said to Zhou Wei, with a weird smile, knowing that the ending she said must be wrong. But she couldn't figure out who the winner was, so she had to make a compromise guess.
"Don't interrupt, won't you know when he's finished? What the result, I don't care and it doesn't matter, I just don't laugh. ”
Zhang Xiaoya was very unhappy that the two of them interrupted Xiao Yao's narration, she was now just waiting for Xiao Yao to finish speaking, and then she wanted Xiao Yao to fulfill his promise.
Xiao Yao listened to the opinions of the three of them and knew that none of them wanted to hear the story too much. He doesn't think the story is bad, it's that he doesn't play the appeal of a good story. If it weren't for the fact that he had made a promise, he wouldn't want to continue.
The housekeeper took the contract he had signed before, and came to the county office with the long-term worker, only to see the bald man who had arrived before, standing outside the lobby door, scratching his bald head with few hairs. The butler didn't know what was going on, so he hurriedly went over and asked, 'Master, why don't you go up and beat the drum?'"
The bald landlord glanced at the housekeeper angrily, and then at the large group of villagers who came after them. Then dragged the long-term worker and came to the county hall in a puff. ”
The bald man was the first to complain, and after listening to the county lord sitting in the lobby, he asked the long-term worker if it was the truth, and the long-term worker nodded yes.
When the county magistrate heard this, he was furious, and you dared to take advantage of the master's absence to kill chickens, slaughter dogs, and release the blood of cattle. After the beating, according to the landlord's request, compensation for losses, but also according to the breach of contract, plus three years of vain. ”
Changgong hurriedly shouted injustice, claiming that his behavior was completely to stick to the contract, and now it is illegal to sentence him to such compensation. The county magistrate scolded the long-term worker for being a bad man, you have all admitted that what the landlord said is the truth, and now you are shouting injustice, even if your name is not there, there is no reason for this. ”
Seeing that the county lord was angry, the bald landlord was very proud. But the master beside the county master made the county master angry and let the chief worker finish speaking. ”
"'Parents, do you know why I killed the chicken? Do you know how bad this chicken is? ’”
"Changgong's two consecutive questions have whetted the appetite of the county official, he spent a lot of money to buy an official before he sat on the throne of the county lord, and it is not an exaggeration to say that he has no ink on his chest. He glared at the bald landlord, and hurriedly asked Changgong to say that it was okay. ”
"The county master, the lord is not at home when he goes out, the rooster does not learn well, the day is not dawn, he shouts 'a few roots', 'a few roots', it is a taboo for the master, I will endure it once or twice, but the rooster keeps shouting, if the master comes back and hears it, I will be unlucky. ”
"Bold, you dare to violate my taboo in the lobby of the county master, my lord, he is laughing at me for being bald, please make the decision for me. ”
The county magistrate ignored the landlord, he thought that the rooster crow of Changgong was very similar, so he asked him why he killed the dog. Adults, they all say that dogs are the most loyal, but the big dogs raised by the old man are more loyal to the rooster than to the master. When it saw me catching chickens, it was 'croaking' on the side. Threaten me not to let me hit the chicken. ”
This 'light' is forbidden by the master, after I beat the chicken to death, I gave the dog a stick, anyway, the master did not come back. I just want to teach it a lesson.
Who knew that I hit the dog on the leg with a stick, and it ran while 'Bang Dang' and 'Bang Dang', screaming non-stop, I was afraid that the master would come back and hear, so I chased the dog and beat it, and drove it to the backyard.
The lord told me that as long as anyone dares to violate his taboo, even the king of heaven and Lao Tzu will be beaten to death. I had no choice but to call the neighbors, slaughter the old cow, and divide the meat, even if I thanked everyone for venting my anger for the master.
The bald man saw that the county magistrate was dazzled and laughed at what Changgong said, so he had to quickly ask Changgong where his chicken went, who knew that Changgong said: "Master, don't talk about chickens, I killed it and stewed it in the pot, ready to let the master come back to eat, but it was still 'bald' in the pot, and I ate it in a fit of anger." ’
While telling the story, Xiao Yao learned the barking of dogs and chickens, and also learned the sound of the old cow's barking very similarly. Huang Li and Xiao Ai were amused by his funny performance, but even if Xiaoya held her face red, she covered her mouth and didn't laugh.
Seeing the scene of the three of them, although Zhang Xiaoya didn't laugh out loud, Xiao Yao also felt that his goal had been achieved, and after shaking off the burden, he had no interest in talking. Staring at Xiao Ya, who couldn't hold back from laughing, asked:
"You say, what do you want? Now that I've said yes, don't work so hard. ”
"I don't want anything. Sleepy, sleep. ”
Zhang Xiaoya changed her previous subtlety, turned around and entered Xiao Ai's door in a huff. Xiao Ai didn't know why she was so angry, so she hurriedly ran in. Xiao Yao looked at Huang Li, and Huang Li also looked at Xiao Yao, and asked him what happened to Xiaoya with her eyes.
Xiao Yao didn't know it himself, so he had to shake his head with a wry smile, get up and take Huang Li out. Zhang Xiaoya came to leave room for them to be alone.
"What's wrong with Xiaoya, where did you offend her?"
Huang Li silently followed Xiao Yao to the river embankment and stood beside him.
"I really don't know, you've been there all along, I'm not wrong about anything, right?"
Huang Li recalled the before and after here, and had no choice but to shake her head.
When the two of them have been out enjoying the world of two people for a long time. When he returned to Xiao Ai's house, he and Xiao Ai slept in the same room. Huang Li was very happy, but Xiao Yao had a headache. Because Xiaoya slept in Xiao Ai's bed, Huang Li had already gone directly to sleep with Xiao Ai.
Xiao Yao had no choice, so he had to come to Xiaoya's bedside to see if she was asleep. He bent down to check that Xiaoya was not moving, and her breathing was even, so he thought she was asleep, and his clothes lay down beside her.
Zhang Xiaoya felt that there was movement around her, so she let in, but after Xiao Yao lay down, she turned over and hugged Xiao Yao and pillowed her pretty head on his arm.
"Xiaoya, what's wrong with you tonight? Did I say something wrong?"
Xiao Yao knew that Xiaoya was not asleep, and he also knew that she was unhappy, but he really didn't know where he offended this sister.
But Xiaoya just shook her head on his arm a few times and didn't answer Xiao Yao's question. Xiao Yao had to sigh deeply, these little girls' hearts couldn't be grasped by themselves at all.
"You won tonight, now can you tell me what you want to buy?"
Xiao Yao wanted to resolve the irritability in her heart, and took the initiative to ask Zhang Xiaoya, but she still just shook her head.
"I like the plaid skirt you brought me by Xiao Ai. ”
"I ....... ”
Xiao Yao wanted to say that I didn't let Xiao Ai bring you a skirt, but he paused as soon as he opened his mouth. Because, Zhang Xiaoya took the initiative to kiss him on the mouth.
"Xiaoya, you ...... What's wrong with you?"
Xiao Yao hurriedly moved away, he thought that Xiaoya must have been stimulated by something, otherwise, how could she be so abnormal tonight?
After being broken away by Xiao Yao, Xiao Ya did not continue, she returned to her original posture and remained silent.
"Xiaoya, do you have anything on your mind, can you tell me? I will help you. ”
In addition to shaking his head or shaking his head, Xiao Yao felt that his arm was wet after a while. He sat up in shock, hugged Xiaoya's shoulders, and looked at her in a daze.
Zhang Xiaoya under the light was already full of tears at this time, she threw herself into Xiao Yao's arms, her body twitching violently. The hands she wrapped around Xiao Yao's waist were getting tighter and tighter.
"Tell me, who bullied you? I'll make him worse than dead!"
Xiao Yao was still thinking of Zhang Xiaoya at the moment, who had bullied him, his heart was very nervous, and he held Zhang Xiaoya's hands and worked hard.
"It's you who bullied me, it's you who bullied me. Woo woo woo ....... ”
Zhang Xiaoya broke the silence, but she cried silently. Xiao Yao cried when she said this, and his head "boomed" and became big. He thought about it, but he couldn't remember what he said or did wrong.
When asked her, she didn't say or ask, and Xiao Yao couldn't figure out what was wrong with her. Xiao Yao was anxious to scratch his heart with a hundred claws, and he was afraid that her crying would alarm Huang Li and Xiao Ai, and in desperation, Xiao Yao blocked Zhang Xiaoya's delicate lips with his mouth.
Don't say it, Xiao Yao's move is really good. The moment Zhang Xiaoya was kissed on the mouth by Xiao Yao, she stopped crying, gradually calmed down, popped out her delicate tongue, and tried to enter his mouth.