Lishan's mother didn't care about the performance of her three daughters, but asked with great confidence: "Elder Tang, people have also seen it, what do you think?"

Before Tang Sanfu could speak, Zhu Gang said: "Beautiful as a flower, extremely beautiful!"

Tang Sanfu glared at him, and he immediately shut up.

Tang Sanfu said slowly: "Beautiful as a flower, extremely beautiful." ”

The crowd was collectively speechless...... This product is too lazy, isn't it? Can't you change the word if you copy someone else's word?

However, Lishan's mother didn't care, but asked with some expectation: "Then Elder Tang means that he agrees to take a few little elders and stay?"

However, to the surprise of Lishan's mother, Tang Sanfu did not answer her question directly, but looked back at Sun Wukong unhurriedly: "Wukong, do you want to stay?"

Sun Wukong didn't think about it, shook his head and said: "Don't, I'm not interested in men and women, it's important to learn from experience." ”

Tang Sanyu asked Sha Wujing again: "Wujing, what about you?"

Sha Wujing clasped his hands together and said: "Since you have entered the Shamen, how dare you think of such a thing? People have already come, and their hearts have come, and it is absolutely impossible to stay married and have children." ”

Hearing this, Zhu Gang became anxious: "Senior brother, I said don't talk too much...... Why don't we think about it in the long run?"

Sun Wukong said: "Idiot, don't you want to stay?"

The point is that Sun Wukong and Sha Wujing said that, and they haven't been killed, which means that it is a way to live, and if he goes against the tune, he may have to go to Xitian in advance. He couldn't bear the idea of Tang San's burial, so he didn't dare to talk nonsense, so he hummed and chirped: "This ...... Hehe...... I...... Master......"

Tang San raised his eyebrows: "You mean you want to stay? Are you sure?"

Tang Sanfu casually crushed the teacup in his hand, and with five fingers, his hands were full of stone powder!

Zhu Gangguan shuddered, and his head shook like a rattle: "Master, you misunderstood, my Zen heart is as stable as Mount Tai, and I will never be shaken by any beauty." I won't stay, I will not stay, whoever asked me to stay will fight with him!"

Hearing this, Tang Sanyu nodded with satisfaction, then looked at Lishan's old mother and said, "Madam, you also heard it, they didn't want to." ”

Lishan's old mother frowned, obviously she didn't expect that this bald man would use this way to forcibly suppress the mortal hearts of the three apprentices.

The three apprentices can manage it so well, then his own Zen heart is only afraid that it will be stronger and difficult to break through.

Thinking of this, Lishan's old mother sighed in her heart: "With such a Taoist heart, the true Tang monk is nothing more than that." Such a good seedling, if he really has the heart to the Buddha, maybe I can help him introduce him. lest you miss Qingqing's life because of chaos. ”

For a while, Lishan's old mother gave birth to a heart of love, and at the same time, she felt a lot more pleasing to the eye when she looked at the bald man in front of her.

But the play still had to be performed, so she smiled and asked hopelessly: "They don't want to, what about you, master?"

I saw Tang San's funeral righteous words and said: "The female donor is so good, they don't give face, that is, they don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, let alone respect the old and love the young." Your life is already so difficult, and if you don't help, you will be very inhuman. Since they all withdrew, the poor monk must give face, so I stay!"

Bang dang!

The teacup in Li Shan's mother's hand fell directly to the ground and shattered......

Others were even more bewildered and disdainful.

Lishan's old mother's smile froze, her thinking paused at this moment, and there was only one thought in her heart: "This Nima is not a stable Dao heart, a stable Zen heart, this guy is eliminating competitors and wants to eat alone!"

Zhu Gang shouted, "Master, why don't I stay with you?"

Tang Sanfu glanced back at him and said, "Wujing, how about you make me a whole pig banquet when the teacher gets married?"

Sha Wujing was just about to speak, but Zhu Gangguan hurriedly shouted: "Master, I think I should go and learn the scriptures, mainly because I have lost several pounds of money after sleeping in the open recently, and the meat quality is not good, so I should not put it in the pot......"

Tang Sanyu nodded with satisfaction and said, "It's about the same, okay, you don't have to go to learn the scriptures, just find a place to live on the nearby mountain." When the teacher's side is properly handled, I will take you on the road. ”

The three apprentices didn't dare to object, and nodded again and again.

Lishan's mother came back to her senses at this time and wanted to hold up the teacup to cover the different color in her eyes, but sadly found that the teacup was broken......

However, she still made a final test: "Master, which of my three daughters do you like? Is it the eldest Zhenzhen, or the second love, or the third pity?"

Tang Sanfu shook his head directly.

Lishan's mother frowned and said, "Didn't you even like it?"

Tang Sanfu stretched out a hand, his five fingers were folded into a fist, and at the same time he said, "Children only do multiple-choice questions, I want them all!"

"Poof!"

Lishan's mother squirted out another sip of tea: "Master, you're too greedy, aren't you?"

Tang Sanfu said confidently: "Man, it's normal to have three wives and four concubines. Madame doesn't have to worry about my body can't bear it, although I am just an ordinary monk, but I also occasionally practice a few ways of boxing to strengthen my body, not to mention three wives, even if there are seven or eight more, it doesn't matter, I guarantee that everyone is satisfied and happy. By the way, doesn't the lady have no husband?

The old mother of Lishan suddenly had black lines on her head, she had seen a stinky hooligan, but she had never seen such a hooligan! At this moment, what kind of love for talents, what kind of Zen heart, what kind of Taoist heart, now the old mother of Lishan just wants to slap this thief's bald face with a teapot!

However, Lishan's mother still held her breath and knew that the play still had to be played, so she put down the teacup and said with a smile: "You greedy monk, it's not enough to have my three daughters, even my mother-in-law wants to accept them together?"

Tang San said: "Do you work hard, what does Madam think of the poor monk's suggestion?"

Lishan's mother had already unconsciously grabbed the teapot and was ready to shoot people.

Guanyin Bodhisattva over there really coughed dryly, and the old mother of Lishan came back to her senses and said reluctantly: "Won't I lose a lot of money if I marry you?" That's it, I'll leave it to you. ”

After speaking, the old mother of Lishan got up and beckoned a few boys to come over: "You go and arrange tables and chairs, prepare a meal, and treat my three in-laws well." I took my brother-in-law to the backyard for a big salute. ”

Several of the boys immediately shouted, some shouting for the tables and chairs to be set up, and others for the kitchen to prepare for the feast. Everyone knows that today is not an ordinary hospitality, this is a relative, so you must come up with some capital.

Here, Sun Wukong, Zhu Gangguan, Sha Wujing, Bailongma, the three of them and one horse went to eat and rest with this boy.

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