Chapter 1: Fat Hara-Moon Combo

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"Walk by, don't miss it, know astronomy and geography, and count trivialities. Do the math, do the math. The ancestral secret recipe of fortune telling, rejuvenating the country and Anbang. Anbang is well-off! I don't want money if I don't want money, I don't want money if I don't want money..."

"Walk by, don't miss it, know astronomy and geography, and count trivialities. Do the math, do the math. The ancestral secret recipe of fortune telling, rejuvenating the country and Anbang. Anbang is well-off! I don't want money if I don't want money, I don't want money if I don't want money..."

A middle-aged man, more than eight feet tall, dressed in a big yellow robe, holding a pole flag in his right hand, with three major characters written: Liu Banxian, constantly shouting on the street, very eye-catching.

"Miss, I see that your Yin Tang is black..."

"Miss, you are Miss, your whole family is Miss, and your whole family is black." A plump woman scolded at the big man.

"I'm sorry, beauty"

"Beauty? Have you ever seen such a fat beauty?"

"Oh girl..."

"Hmph, liar", the woman looked disdainful and walked away from the crowd at random.

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"Hey, the world is going down"

"Ahem, well, the main reason for bringing you out today is to feel the warmth and coldness of the world", the big man looked embarrassed and then said with a smile to the two henchmen behind him.

"Ouch, Liu Banxian's face is getting thicker and thicker, and he is so embarrassed by others that he is still so hippie and smiling, he is worthy of being a model for my generation", a young man about 16 years old gloated behind him, his thick eyebrows rose slightly rebelliously, and under the long and slightly curly eyelashes, he had a pair of eyes as clear as morning dew, and a handsome face was smiling evilly.

"Atom, you can't say that about Dad, life is not easy, we have to understand the bitterness of Dad's money...".

"What atom, call brother, I'm your brother", the young man's name is Wasteland, without waiting for the girl to finish speaking, he feigned anger and roared, and then looked at the girl beside him, about 14 years old, with a slightly round face, a very sweet appearance, a pair of big eyes dark and shiny, and the corners of his mouth were smiling.

"Don't all fat people call you atoms", the girl looked aggrieved.

"Hmph, that's fat, but I'm your brother." The wasteland said sharply, and suddenly felt his body sink, and at this time, a sharp eye was staring at him fiercely.

"Yuan'er, is that how you usually treat your sister?"

"Daddy misunderstood, little sister, I usually hold it in the palm of my hand, how dare I let her suffer a little grievance, right, little sister", the wasteland head broke out in a cold sweat, and the elbow of his right hand touched the girl.

The girl's name is Phantom Moon, but at this time she didn't seem to feel it, but the little Jiujiu in her heart thought about it.

"If you dare to bully me in the future, tell my father, anyway, you have thick skin, hum"

"What virtue do you have, don't think I don't know, wait until I finish work and go back, I'm cleaning you up." The middle-aged man called Liu Daoming, and said sternly to the wasteland.

"Daddy, listen to me, it's not what you think, how dare I bully my little sister...", and then looked at Phantom Moon with threatening eyes.

"Dad, no, my brother doesn't dare to bully me", Phantom Moon was shocked. If you don't help say good things, this unreliable brother will definitely make a small move behind his back.

"Daddy, it's still so early, I want to wander the streets...".

Phantom Moon immediately changed the subject, and the wasteland's eyes lit up, as if to give you a thumbs up.

"Okay, okay, if Yue'er is hungry, go buy something to eat", Liu Daoming said and handed over two copper plates.

"Daddy, I'm hungry too..." Seeing this, the wasteland immediately looked at Liu Daoming with a look of anticipation.

"Get out of the way, didn't you see that I haven't opened this morning" Liu Daoming looked impatient.

"Haole," Wasteland didn't care at all, because in his opinion, Phantom Moon's money was his money. After saying that, he took Phantom Yue's hand with a smile on his face, and the two of them happily thought about the crowd and ran ahead.

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"Mother, the water in the tank is full, and the firewood for this month has been chopped, and I just sent a cart of good firewood to Aunt Wang next door, and the firewood needed by Wang's restaurant was also sent."

His face was round and big, he smiled, his eyes narrowed into a line, the flesh on his face was piled up like an "oil ball", and the whole looked like a kind "Maitreya Buddha". At this time, I saw that he was sweating profusely, and his right hand was constantly wiping his face.

"It's hard work Xiao Yu, poor my family Xiao Yu started to afford this family at the age of 10, your bastard dad left early, leaving me a cripple who died of old age..."

"Mother, what nonsense are you talking about, look at my fat body, I'm not right if I don't do some work, haha", Ding Xiaoyu smiled, he is only 16 years old this year, he is already completely an adult, because he is fat, so others have always called him fat.

"If it weren't for Aunt Wang's repeated help to my family next door, our family would have been gone, if you were free, you would have chopped her car's firewood."

"Don't worry, mother, I'll go later"

"Okay, good" Ding Xiaoyu's mother looked at him with a smile and a look of relief, maybe this is the best gift God has given her.

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"Fatty, fat", suddenly an eager voice came.

"Here, here, what's the atom", the fat man looked at the wasteland that came in a hurry.

"Today we're going to steal that old duck's eggs and feed our bodies," said the moor, panting.

"Atom, I haven't finished my work today, and I'm going to your compound in the evening."

"Don't worry, it's too late, I'll do it tomorrow, my dad is still pretending to be a big immortal on the street today, I've already calculated, the old duck's eggs won't hatch today, and I won't know tomorrow"

"Let's go, the little sister is still waiting there", the wasteland said and pulled the fat man and walked out.

"Mother, I'll come back later tonight, you take care of yourself."

"Well, be careful when you go out."

"Got it, mother" After speaking, he ran out with the wasteland.

"Xiao Yue'er, where is it", after running for about 5 minutes, the fat man was already out of breath and out of breath.

"She went to Yunxian Mountain first to stare at that old duck", the wasteland also gasped slightly.

"What, you let her go to Yunxian Mountain first!" The fat man was startled and immediately stopped and looked at the wasteland.

"Also, it's not an old duck, it's a wild beast, it's not an ordinary beast, it's a terrifying wild beast with intelligence, you let her stare at it alone" The fat man gasped more and more as he spoke.

"Don't worry, my little sister has a special ability and won't be discovered" Seeing this, the wasteland stopped and said nonchalantly.

"That's what you said" The fat man thought for a while and said with a smile, because he was too fat, his eyes were extraordinarily small, and his smile was completely like a line.

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Yunxian Mountain, as the name suggests, towering peaks go straight into the sky, and it is rumored that there is a fairy-like existence above the clouds swallowing clouds and spitting fog, causing the entire Yunxian Mountain to be cloudy and mist, like a fairyland. But those who have gone deep into Yunxian Mountain know that there are a large number of terrifying beasts inside, and once they are targeted, they have no ability to die, and it is difficult to get out of it. And in the rumors, there is only one person who actually crosses Yunxian Mountain.

Due to its proximity to Unzen Mountain, the largest town in the vicinity is named: Unzen Town. It is also one of the 108 cities in the wasteland.

At this time, the wasteland and the fat man had already approached the periphery of Yunxian Mountain, and seeing that although they were cautious, their speed did not decrease at all, they were obviously very familiar with this place.

"Brother, fat man, this way" Suddenly, a voice like a mosquito and a fly came out.

The wasteland and the fat man stood up, and their hearing naturally exceeded that of ordinary people. Cautiously came to Phantom Moon's side, also lying in the grass.

"Little sister, why are you here, didn't you let you stare at that old duck" Wasteland asked suspiciously. The fat man on the side stared intently in all directions, listening to all directions. There is a clear division of labor.

"Brother, when I came here just now, I saw a big man walking around in front of me, so I waited here for an opportunity to avoid startling the snake," Phantom Moon said cautiously.

"Big man, probably not, I've already figured out this area, there shouldn't be any other wild beasts other than that old duck" The wasteland was even more puzzled.

"I don't know, maybe something has changed, that's why I'm waiting for you here"

"It's a tiger-toothed wolf, it is rumored that its teeth are like steel knives, it can bite off rigid stones, and it is very fast, and it is also a very tricky guy among wild beasts, it is a little difficult for the three of us to deal with it" The fat man on the side was very cautious.

"If Sister Yue'er controls the terrain and leads it into the 30-meter cliff next to it, we will detour back to the cliff, and then use me as a shield to press it, and then the atom will strike hard, and he will be taken by surprise, it should be enough for it to drink a pot" The fat man analyzed according to the terrain.

"Although it is possible to hit with one hit, but the desolate beasts are not ordinary beasts after all, they have no less intelligence than humans, and there are too many loopholes" The wasteland nodded, and quickly put forward his own opinion.

"One: Although the little sister knows a little bit about the terrain control, but we usually deal with ordinary beasts, they are easy to be fooled with low intelligence, but the wild beasts are different, once there is any wind and grass, they will be extremely vigilant, and we have no way of knowing if there are other tiger-toothed wolves in this vicinity."

"Second: we want to climb the cliff, unless we are careful, the slightest movement can lead to the failure of the operation"

"Third: Do we underestimate the strength of the tiger-toothed wolf, visually inspecting its thousand-pound body, even with the fat man's big black shell, I am afraid it will be difficult to suppress it"

"Fourth: Although the turtle fist is a heavy fist, I am not sure at all whether it can cause heavy damage" For the fat man's opinion, the wasteland analyzed it little by little, and there was a hint of the taste of the Tao.

"Brother, I sensed it, there is only a big evil wolf nearby," Phantom Moon reminded carefully.

"No, our target today is the old duck, this big wolf will be kept and cleaned up later"

"Well, I don't know why this big evil wolf actually appeared outside Yunxian Mountain, I feel that something bad happened, let's be careful today, take the egg and run" Phantom Moon's expression seemed to be a little more solemn.

"Well, no matter what, there is a big man on top of it if something happens, so we don't need to worry about it" Wasteland thought about it and was relieved.

"No matter what, that old duck won't want to pull out the palm of our hand" The wasteland swears.

"That old duck is amazing, we're just going to steal eggs, and the old duck can't do it," the fat man shhh

"Shhhh

"Well, are you finally leaving, our Fat Yuanyue combination is finally going to do a big job" The wasteland glanced at the old wolf and began to look eager to try.

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