Text Chapter 296 Catching a Liar (294 is wrong.) )
(Chapter 294 wasn't released, so I sent chapter 295, and I found this problem just now, so I quickly made up for it.) Chapter 294 is 'I can finally be lazy', which has been revised, and Lao Yang apologizes for his mistake. )
"How are you going to sell this thing? Xiao Peng played with the Buddha statue in his hand and asked a few people.
As soon as several people put it together, the scammer who took the lead said: "Two bosses, this is indeed a good thing, you see that they have just been dug out of the soil." And it's all old stuff, so it can't be cheap, right? Well, this bunch of stuff is packaged and sold to you. It's 500,000 in total, do you think it's okay?"
"Five hundred thousand?" Xiao Peng was happy. Generally speaking, the so-called 'jade turtle' is sold for two or three thousand people, and as a result, they come to themselves and open their mouths for 500,000.
"Well, it must not be cheaper, boss, you are rich people, these hundreds of thousands are nothing to you, but for us poor people, this is a lot of money. The liar said pitifully.
Xiao Peng smiled: "How do you know that we are rich?"
"You can bring so much money with you when you go to the market, what are you not rich?" said a person next to him.
The liar who took the lead glared at him and said with a smile: "Look at the spirit of the two people who walk, they are different, and they look like the faces of rich people." ”
Xiao Peng smiled, this Nima was carrying a bunch of money, and the thief didn't lead it out, but it lured the liar out.
Looking at Xiao Peng and smiling, he took the lead in swindling and said: "Boss, you have also seen, these are all good things that have just been dug out of the soil, we just don't have time to go out and sell them, if we go out to sell, we can definitely sell them for more money." There is no way, you are all people with great skills. There must be a way to sell these things for a lot of money!"
Xiao Peng casually picked up the gray-white ball next to him and asked, "What is this?"
"Huh?" the liar was also stunned, he didn't know what it was, it was a small stone that he picked up casually, and a broken stone that was put in these 'relics' to create an illusion: "Uh, this is a broken stone. After speaking, the liar threw it aside: "Boss, you better take a look at these things, you have also seen them, they are all good things made in the Qianlong year." ”
Xiao Peng smiled: "You are right, the Buddha statues and turtles made of resin appeared during the Qianlong period, which are indeed good things." ”
Hearing Xiao Peng's words, the three of them were stunned for a moment, and the one who took the lead hurriedly began to put the Buddha statue jade turtle into the woven bag: "Boss, you are too insincere, if you don't buy it, you won't buy it, how can you talk nonsense?
"Do you think you can go now?" Xiao Peng glanced at Yang Meng. Yang Meng fell simply, directly one person and one kick, and all of them fell into the mud.
Xiao Peng said lightly: "Ma De is about to celebrate the New Year, I don't want to think about how to earn money and go home for the New Year, and come out to play fraud? A thief and a liar are all damned! You don't want to think about how others celebrate the New Year if you do this? Are you still a human being?"
Yang Meng coughed dryly twice on the side, interrupting Xiao Peng's words: "That, Brother Peng, in a sense, they are also thinking about how to earn money and go home for the New Year。。。。。。 ”
Xiao Peng thought about it, it was really such a truth, and angrily kicked a few more times to relieve his hatred: "Say, how many people have you deceived?"
The liar lay on the ground and let Xiao Peng kick and scream: "Boss! Don't kick! This is our first offense! Really! This is our first time!"
Xiao Peng shrugged: "Save this for the police." ”
"Boss! Spare us! We really haven't lied to others! This is really the first time!" Xiao Peng didn't care, and called directly. No matter what kind of criminal he is, as long as he is caught, he will definitely say: "Spare me, this is my first time, and I will never dare to do it again." "Believe them and you'll have ghosts. Look at the acting skills just now, the absolute cooperation is perfect.
Besides, even if it's the first time, I can't spare you, and let you go so easily? Then you will continue to cheat in the future! So it's still the same sentence, call the police and say it, if you meet me, you will be unlucky!
When the three of them saw Xiao Peng call the police, they looked at each other and wanted to escape, but when they ran into Yang Meng, it was strange that they could run, and after a few more footprints on each person, they no longer had the idea of escaping。。。。。。
When the police came, they took a few crooks away. All of them were habitual offenders, and they had already been registered with the police! After thanking the two of them, the police took away a few swindlers. Xiao Peng and the others didn't go to the police station with them, and the two of them didn't need to make a record of such a trivial matter, the evidence was conclusive! What else did they ask?
Yang Meng pouted: "These policemen are really not righteous, we arrested this gang of liars, and we didn't say anything about giving us any rewards for righteousness and bravery, it's really stingy." Alas, in vain!"
Xiao Peng smiled and said, "Who said that you are busy in vain? Today is not without gain!"
Yang Meng was stunned: "What gain?"
Unexpectedly, Xiao Peng took out the ball stone that was thrown away by the liar just now from his pocket, Yang Meng looked at the gray and earthy yellow stone, with a confused look, what the hell is this?
Xiao Peng's answer made Yang Meng even more confused: "Actually, I don't know. It's a weird thing!"
"It's a strange thing, isn't it just a small stone? what's strange?" Yang Meng looked at the small stone ball from Xiao Peng's hand, the color of this thing is gray-yellow, although it is a little crystalline, but it is definitely not transparent, at first glance it looks like an agate, but agate is not like this. The texture of this thing is definitely much harder than agate, and other than that, there are no other characteristics at all. If you really want to say what it looks like, it's more like a mud ball, what kind of good thing is that?
Yang Meng pouted: "What kind of good thing is this? You go to the beach to pick up such translucent pebbles, don't dare to say more, don't dare to say less, you can pick up a ton a day!"
Xiao Peng shook his head and said with a wry smile: "I'm also a little confused now, I'm sure it's not agate quartz or anything like that." But I don't really recognize what it is. I'm not afraid of your jokes, I think he's more like a diamond now. ”
"Poof. Yang Meng laughed out loud: "Dude, you're too funny, aren't you? Diamond? Can you really relate, what does a diamond look like? Crystal clear, what about this thing? It has nothing to do with gems except that it is very moist, right? Look at the gray appearance of this thing." That's why you can take this broken stone egg as something good. ”
Xiao Peng glanced at him, took out his mobile phone directly, took a few high-definition pictures of the small stone ball and sent them to Armand: "We don't understand, there are people who understand, don't they?"
Yang Meng glanced at Xiao Peng: "Dude, it's two or three o'clock in the morning French time." Are you sure Armand can see it? Let's go, take your baby and go home. ”
Xiao Peng kicked the stone egg in his pocket, he didn't care what Yang Meng said, he just thought it was a good thing.
The two went home directly for lunch, and Yang Meng was also stunned when he saw Wu Jie, and his eyes were wrong when he looked at Xiao Peng. Xiao Peng had no choice but to tell him about Wu Jie's situation again: "Oh, okay, Xiao Peng, your good old man attribute has appeared again." ”
"If you can help, you can help, it's not easy for people, isn't it?" Xiao Peng said.
"Come on. Yang Meng gave him a middle finger and said: "Your good old man attribute is also sexist, okay? Why don't you see you being a good man to men? You just look at people beautifully! Despise you, you are sexist! Discriminate against men!"
Xiao Peng said-for-tat: "Why am I looking for a beautiful one at home? Do I need you to be a rough old man with virtue all around me? I won't say anything if you say you're ugly, you're still strong; you say you're ugly and strong, forget it, but you're still bald! When you stand there, your face says, 'I'm not a good person.'" Look at this lump around me, it looks like a crooked melon and cracked date. Although it can highlight my handsomeness, people will think that I have a problem with my aesthetics, so why do I get along with you ugly people?"
Yang Meng didn't refute, but turned back to Xiao's mother and said, "Auntie, Xiao Peng said that he is surrounded by crooked melons and cracked dates, including you." ”
When Xiao Peng heard this, his face changed greatly, and he hurriedly said to his mother: "Mom, I'm really not 。。。。。。 Ahh。。。。。。h In fact, my mother's twisting didn't hurt, but Xiao Peng still had to shout loud enough, which was a little joke between mother and son.
There was laughter and laughter at home, but it was Xiao Peng's mobile phone that rang that his mother let him go. Xiao Peng picked up his phone and looked at his watch, then picked up the phone: "Hey, Armand, it's five o'clock in the morning, right? Why did you call so early?"
Armand's tone on the other side of the phone was a little excited, and after listening to Xiao Peng's words, he replied: "I just got up and went to the bathroom and saw the photo you sent me. What did you send me? Is it your 'Lonsdale' in China? For God's sake, don't tell me that you have got your country's 'Lonsdale.' ”
Xiao Peng was stunned: "Dude, what do you say? I picked up a stone, I think this stone is a bit weird, so I sent it to you to see." What the hell are you talking about?"
Listening to Xiao Peng's words, Armand yawned: "Alas, it's so boring, I was excited in vain." Xiao, it's okay, then I'll go back to sleep. ”
Xiao Peng hurriedly stopped him: "Hey, don't talk halfway! It's so irresponsible! You should tell me what this thing is!"
"What is it?" Armand yawned, "Do you have a glass of water at home?" pour a glass of water and throw this stone egg into it, and see if there is any change in the evening, and if there is, congratulations, you can live forever." Of course, you don't have much hope. That's a lower probability than the probability of the jackpot you like to win Lotto. Alright, my brother, I'll go to sleep first, I'm too sleepy. ”
illy-Lotto, the cliff is the lowest probability of winning in the world, with a 1 in 600 million chance of winning the jackpot. Why don't you stand in front of your house every day and pray that a big diamond will fall from the sky and hit your head.
Xiao Peng hung up the phone, thought about it, and really went to find a water cup and threw the ball into it.
He felt something different when he saw the ball, and it was very strong.
He looked at the ball in the water, uh, nothing special, put it at the head of the bed, and talk about it later!