Xu Jingrou: "!!"

Su Taohua was almost stunned by laughter next to her.

In the co-authored "Titanic", did the heroine Rose sleep with a male donkey?

Thinking about the other textbook-level pretending to be B criminals, Su Taohua couldn't help but have such a picture in her heart......

At the township-level banquet, a group of princes and princesses were pretending to be B.

Prince Jack donkey is dressed in a straight suit, neatly assembled, and has a glass of 82-year-old sister juice in his right hand: "Beautiful nanny lady, my name is donkey ......"

Seeing that Nancy's nanny was about to be snatched away, Prince Edward came out next to him: "Donkey, you dare to rob a woman with my 'rich man'!"

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Su Taohua is an English teacher, but he has not delved into the true meaning of the English name, thinking that it is similar to the name of the Chinese, just start it casually, influenced by the teacher when he was in school, and he has always believed that Western human rights are high, and he can directly name anything he invents.

"Chinese can't do it, if you look at the names given by Chinese, if they are called 'Zhao Genshengxing' and 'Wang Ergou's Law', what will this become?

Su Taohua still remembers her university teacher, and said in an inexplicable "proud" tone, as if speaking like this, she seems to be more level and more bullish.

I have to say that due to the influence of modern humiliation history, even in the current era, there are still a group of stupid B blindly kneeling and licking foreigners, even if they are highly educated.

No one has ever said to Su Taohua that the original English name actually has such a true meaning.

Calling "Zhao Youcai" looks rustic, and calling "Edward" is a gentleman.

If it is called "Jackie", foreigners will be jubilant, and they feel that the name of such a "male donkey" is too pleasant!

As a teacher, thinking about the third is teaching habits, Su Taohua understood a lot in an instant.

What does it mean that "foreigners have high human rights and can name new things after themselves"?

It's clear that they don't have a new name for it!

After the invention of "computer", the name "computer" can be easily combined with thousands of characters in Chinese, and everyone can understand it.

But in English, you can only invent a computer!

It is also possible to use old word combinations, but such word combinations are terrible and difficult to understand, so naturally it is not as convenient as "naming the inventor".

When a new thing appears, a new word will be invented, Su Taohua can't imagine, with the development of human beings, there are more and more new things, those English scholars, how to solve such a "lack of words" problem, a North American, it is estimated that he will have to keep learning all his life, learning those meaningless "new words".

In such a situation, some foreigners worship the Chinese language to the extreme, but whenever they see a signboard with Chinese characters, even if it is a signboard like "hardware store" and "ancestral mobile phone film", they can always take pictures and send Facebook with an excited face, which makes the people in the rabbit nest look confused.

In such a situation, those who have to pretend to be forced with two words when they speak will naturally never mention it.

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Without contrast, there is no harm.

Compared with these strange ancient names, as well as the English names of the common pits, Lin Mu's name is simply conscience to the extreme.

The only problem is that the baby in Lu Yifei's arms actually gave him the name "Feifei", but fortunately, Lu Yifei liked this name very much, so he let it go.

Snow Zen, Fly, Huan, True, Little Hairpin.

The five little guys, when they only knew how to eat, sleep and cry, had their names already taken, which attracted a circle of family members to like them even more, and kept teasing them with their names.

Listening to the discussion of Mother Lin on the side and holding a wedding banquet for the birth of the baby, Su Taohua felt a strange feeling in her heart.

Lin Mu beside him was so concerned about himself and the baby, even if it was the physical fitness of the great master of national arts, he was still haggard and tired.

Su Taohua, who has just given birth to a baby, what kind of complicated mood should she have?

Pregnant in September, from obviously feeling as empty in her stomach as before, to gradually feeling the birth of a new life, feeling the weak heartbeat slowly growing, whenever in the dead of night, watching Lin Mu sleep, Su Taohua never thought about what kind of changes the child in her belly would bring to her life.

In the first month of production, Su Taohua was dreaming every night, looking forward to it, and a little scared.

All this, when I saw the little baby in my arms, all the anxiety disappeared.

This is his own child, like a blank sheet of paper, what his future will become, all affected by his words and deeds!

From now on, between himself and Lin Mu, there will always be such a little tail, a naughty, annoying, and well-behaved little tail, Su Taohua doesn't even know how to meet such a life, but in her heart, there is always an unspeakable emotion called "maternal love".

Thinking of this, Su Taohua unconsciously put her face on the baby:

"Snow Zen...... Snow Zen ......"

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Little Lori was so happy.

Since a few months ago, Mother Lin once asked her with a smile: "Would you like to hug a younger brother and sister?"

Of course, little Lori said okay, she has been running around for life since she was a child, and she lacks playmates of her peers.

Originally, I didn't care, who would have thought that yesterday, after the little flower dog gave birth to a puppy, my brother and a few sisters stayed in the house for a while, and they actually brought out four younger brothers and a younger sister for themselves?!!

Lori is sure that there were absolutely no babies in that house before!

Lin's mother said that the five younger siblings, or "nephews and nieces", were picked up by Lin Mu from the snow in the poplar forest on the edge of the village.

Little Lori ran through the poplar forest, turned over the slightly higher snow bags, and didn't "pick up" a little baby, which made her a little frustrated, but when she remembered that she would soon have younger siblings, and there were two more puppies at home, the joy in her heart could not be stopped.

"Shhhhhh

Such innocence brought a surprise to Lin Mu.

When the white dragon horse walked into the room with his eyes open, the babies who had been crying in his arms were all attracted by this tall creature, and their eyes were wide open and drooling to touch the white dragon horse, which made Lin Mu couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

With the help of a group of parents and a group of small animals at home, after waking up, I can finally take a breath of relief and check the abnormality of my body......