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Fans are dumbfounded.

"Is this a poem?"

"Damn, what's more, this is still the topic!"

"This is a fucking rhythm that is going to kill people, didn't you say that the first level is very simple?"

"Who told you that the first question has to be simple? This is a writers' group, can the writers' group have a simple topic?"

on the web.

Netizens also collapsed again and again.

Although everyone has been exposed to poetry since childhood, and has learned to write like this, in more cases, it is written directly for a topic, and the slightly more difficult thing is to give a first word or rhythm.

But now, I actually gave a poem directly!

Writing poems with poems involves a lot, first of all, the artistic conception, followed by the rhythm, and the most unfortunate must know what the poem says before you can write it.

It can be said that this is a broad topic, but because it is broad, it is difficult.

It takes time to understand.

It takes time to solve the problem.

Writing poetry also takes time.

And this time-consuming question was only given two minutes!

Fans were dumbfounded.

Netizens were dumbfounded.

The editors were also dumbfounded.

Although they had already thought that Qian Lao's question would not be easy, they didn't expect it to be so difficult.

However, while being dumbfounded, everyone was looking forward to it.

The barrage is gone!

The noise is gone!

The fan chatter is gone!

In an instant, from the scene to the Internet, from the fan group to the writer group, from Qiu Lang to Zhang Bolin, from Jiao Yingqiu to Wen Xia, one by one held the note and frowned.

Only Chenyang, from the moment he got the note, he read it to the examiner, only glanced at it, and then began to enjoy the scenery like a no-nonsense person, which is also not eaten, and the food is guaranteed to eat and see the scenery.

Just now, a few writers who heard the conversation between Chenyang and Wen Xia saw him like this, and they were even more disdainful.

Is that what you want to do?

Do you want to win a computer?

You can blow it!

It's just that Wen Xia's little girl still admires you before she is deeply involved in the world, and she doesn't have the strength to brag about it.

Wen Xia couldn't cry or laugh at Chenyang like this.

This guy is too laid-back, such a difficult topic, so he pretends to think, is it really good to pull hatred like this?

The examiner struck the gong, "Two minutes of timer start!"

The paper, ink, pen and inkstone were put up.

Zhang Bolin took the lead in standing up and arching his hand at everyone, "Colleagues, throw bricks and lead jade, I will be ugly first." ”

As he spoke, Zhang Bolin walked up, picked up the pen and began to write:

Where to meet? Dengbaochai Tower, visit Tongque Terrace.

Call the chef to cut it, and the whale will be cut in the east;

The people of the city are dismissed, and the West Pole Dragon Media.

The heroes of the world, the king and the, who can share the wine glass?

Thousands of times, carrying Yan from the south to the north, a swordsman wizard.

Drinking and painting drums like thunder, who believed that he was lightly recalled by the morning chicken.

sigh that the years are over, and the fame is not strong;

When scholars get old, opportunities come.

Make General Li, meet Emperor Gao, what is the way of the Marquis of Wanhu?

Clothed up, but desolate and old, generous and mournful.

The writers who had just stretched their brows slightly began to shake their heads and sigh unconsciously after seeing the poem I wrote in the whitest language, and at the same time, their brows furrowed even tighter.

But this is not because of how well I wrote the whitest, because this poem is not from my whitest hand, but the Song Dynasty poet Liu Kezhuang's "Qinyuan Spring, Mengfuruo".

It is also the only one of the few poems in China that is written with Qinyuan Spring as the name of the word plate.

The topic just now is the second of them.

Although at first glance this topic is very long and the content given is very broad, as long as you have studied or have an in-depth study of poetry, you will not be unfamiliar with it, this poem is written by Yi Yan "Qinyuan Spring, Qingshan Old Place".

Combined with the opening sentence "Where do heroes exist", you can know that there are only two test points for this question.

First, take Qinyuan Spring as the name of the brand.

Second, there must be a hero in the word.

Of course, in the current environment, there is only the character of Genghis Khan, that is to say, the questioner uses this poem to tell everyone, please use Qin Yuanchun as the name of the word plate to write poems related to Genghis Khan or heroes.

I finished writing in the whitest, turned the brush over and said to everyone, "Everyone, I'm ugly, who will come next?"

Xiao Lu Tanhua said with a smile, "The whitest, you are too unparticular, you know that you are a master in this area, but you can write a little bit later, this is what we all know, what do you let us do." ”

I smiled the most, "Tanhua, don't blame me, this is also a helpless way, the time is so short, I can't think of anything else." ”

Hima Rush shook his head and said, "Tanhua, you can't blame the whitest, although I also know that this poem is going to be written about Qinyuanchun, but now there are too few words in Qinyuanchun, I only remembered when I saw him write it, this topic is too difficult." ”

Zhang Bolin also said, "Yes, if you use Qin Yuanchun as the name of the word brand to create on the spot, it is too difficult, and two minutes is not enough." ”

Although Qinyuanchun is a common brand name, it is extremely strict in style.

In addition to the 14 characters in double tone, the front rhyme is four flat rhymes, the back rhyme is five flat rhymes, and one rhyme to the end, but also four or five sentences, six or seven sentences, eight or nine sentences, three or four sentences, five or six sentences, seven or eight sentences in the back are required to fight.

With such strict requirements, two minutes of originality is absolutely nonsense.

Therefore, after solving the problem, everyone subconsciously wants to make up the works of their predecessors, but to be able to think of Liu Kezhuang's Qinyuanchun in such a short period of time, I am the whitest and deserves to be a master of modern poetry.

"It's so hard. ”

"yes, it's hard. ”

"There are very few books to use, why didn't I think of them. ”

"It's too white, and it seems that there are a lot of people who want to give up on this question. ”

After Zhang Bolin spoke, other writers also began to talk in low voices.

However, as they talked, another voice appeared in the writers' group.

"I give up. ”

"I give up too, it's too hard!"

"Give me three days and I might remember, but two minutes is not enough. ”

One of them lowered his head and started his head, and the others followed.

One.

Two.

Three.

In the blink of an eye, more than half of the people who announced their abandonment had already passed, and there were only a few people left, including Chenyang, Piaotang, Mountain White Feather, Xiaolu Tanhua, Hima Rush, Qiu Lang, and Douzhan Volley.

As the minutes ticked by, everyone else started talking, except for Chenyang.

Floating Sugar: "Bai Yu, do you have an idea?"

Shan Baiyu shook his head, "No, it's too difficult, I can't think of it." ”

Floating Sugar: "Why don't you give up." ”

Shan Baiyu frowned and said, "Okay." ”

Piaotang raised his hand and signaled to the examiner, "I give up." ”

Shan Baiyu: "I will give up too." ”

Although Qiu Lang was unwilling, after Shan Baiyu raised his hand, he also raised his hand, "I give up." ”

followed by the battle volley, Hima rush grass, and in the end, Xiao Lu Tanhua struggled for a long time and chose to give up, although he was more professional than others and read more poems, but in such a short period of time, he really couldn't think of a more famous poem than Liu Kezhuang.

Difficult!

It's so hard!