Chapter 550: Becoming a pig at the age of six
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It's all because Qian Shao's cry is too miserable, and there is a sense of excitement mixed with bitterness and sweetness, which makes the upright Wei Changjiang feel creepy.
After Qian Shao finished shouting, he turned around and saw that Wei Changjiang and the little apprentice Du Jiang he brought took a step back, thinking that the other party was going to run, and screamed again: "Stop, don't run." â
Wei Changjiang: "......"
He really didn't want to run, he was just worried that the lack of money was a neurosis, so he wanted to stay away.
As we all know, it is not illegal for a psychotic to beat or kill someone, but others are punished with imprisonment and compensation.
Wei Changjiang didn't understand why there were such strange legal provisions, but he didn't want to fight the entire legal system.
Soon, the door of the kendo hall was greatly opened, and a group of young men wearing cyan Taoist robes poured out, all staring at Wei Changjiang and his apprentice Du Jiang with excited faces and hot eyes.
Huang Shao walked up enthusiastically, grabbed Wei Changjiang's hand, and shook it again and again: "It's not easy to finally look forward to you." By the way, why did you come so late, and was there anything delayed on the way?"
Wei Changjiang looked at Huang Shao, who looked enthusiastic and caring, and then looked down at the pair of fine-skinned and tender hands that held his rough hands, and was eerily silent.
Huang Shao didn't care if he answered or not, and muttered vigorously: "Are you tired? Where did you come from? It's hard all the way here, right? It's okay, it's okay, when you get here, you should be at your own house, don't be polite, tell me if you want to eat or play, I will definitely arrange it for you." â
Wei Changjiang was silent for a long time, the corners of his mouth twitched, he wanted to say something, but he didn't know what to say to the face of the boy in front of him.
He turned his head, looked at his apprentice Du Jiang, and whispered: "Adu, is Lao Tzu looking in the wrong place again?
Du Jiang is Wei Changjiang's apprentice, and his height and physique are simply a copy of Wei Changjiang, but he is only eighteen or nineteen years old.
Of course, the master not only passed on to him the exercises and martial arts of the armor gate, but also passed on the problem of road idiots to him by the way.
So Wei Changjiang's question, Du Jiang couldn't answer it for a while.
He pulled out a wheat phone from his coat pocket, then opened the map and began to search for his destination.
"That's right, the master is here, and the address is completely correct. Du Jiang held up his mobile phone and said very confidently.
Wei Changjiang was furious, pointed to Huang Shao's hand that was still holding his hand and asked, "Then is this the case?"
Du Jiang's eyes rolled, and he hurriedly lowered his head to study the thousand-degree map, and then looked carefully at the signboard at the door, and even read it out word by word: "Little Chunyang Guan Sword Gym." â
"Master, I'm sure I'm not in the wrong place. You see, the signboard is exactly the same as Uncle Shi said. Du Jiang said angrily.
Wei Changjiang glared at the bull's eye and roared: "Who is your senior uncle? That is a traitor, you are not allowed to call her senior uncle." â
Du Jiang said "oh", nodded honestly, and muttered: "But Uncle Shi gave me this mobile phone, it's very easy to use." And Uncle Shi also gave you a four-star mobile phone, but I didn't see you don't want it. â
Although his voice is small, it can definitely be heard clearly by everyone, and Wei Changjiang is no exception.
Wei Changjiang's face suddenly turned red, pretending not to hear the apprentice's words, turned his head to Huang Shao and said, "Did you recognize the wrong person? I'm not here to be a guest." â
As he spoke, he twitched his palm vigorously. However, Huang Shao was too enthusiastic, he smoked a few times, but he couldn't smoke.
Not only did he not twitch, but his left hand was held by Lan Shao again at some point, and it was shaking vigorously.
Lan Shao smiled enthusiastically and exclaimed excitedly: "We know that you are not here to be a guest, you are here to kick the gym, right? Hahahaha, I guessed it, right?"
Wei Changjiang glanced deeply at Lan Shao, who was talking and laughing, and seriously thought about a question: If he was insane, would he go to prison. How many years will you go to jail if you go to jail?
"Why do you say so much? The master comes all the way to the house, and he doesn't invite the master to go in for a walk?"
Huang Shao pushed Lan Shao away, let go of his body, stretched out his hand and asked: "Come on, come on, master here, please, I know that you are busy kicking the hall, so I won't be verbose." You be careful, there are steps ahead, yes, yes, yes, raise your feet and lift your feet, well, step over. â
A group of rich second-generation people turned into ancient servants, bowed their heads and bowed their waists to send Wei Changjiang and Du Jiang into the kendo hall, as if the old bustard in the brothel saw the rich stupid young master come to visit the Qinglou.
Wei Changjiang's body was stiff, his hands and feet trembled a little, and before he entered the gate of the kendo hall, his heart had already begun to feel weak.
His apprentice Du Jiang was even more unbearable, holding a huge blue oilcloth package, trembling and following behind the master.
Wei Changjiang has played in fifty or sixty martial arts gyms of all sizes in his life, no matter what kind of martial arts gym he faces, no matter how famous the other party is, and how deep his kung fu is, he has never been afraid.
But this time, Wei Changjiang finally felt scared.
Ignorance is the source of fear, and Wei Changjiang is no exception.
He didn't know why this group of people were so warm and cordial, as if they had seen their long-lost relatives, even though they were here to kick the gym?
It's not normal, it's so abnormal!
Especially Wei Changjiang was very scared, afraid that these people were really neurotic.
You can't blame him for thinking so, as long as a normal person is in his perspective, he will definitely think that he has accidentally strayed into an insane asylum.
If it weren't for the seven big characters of the Little Pure Yang Guan Sword Dojo Hall clearly written on the signboard, he would have rushed away with his apprentice.
The master and apprentice were coerced into the kendo hall by a group of enthusiastic rich second generations, and it didn't look like Wei Changjiang was coming to kick the hall, but like a group of newcomers who were fooling a pair of newcomers.
This situation and this scene are extremely strange.
Huang Shao introduced as he walked: "Come on, come on, master, this is the playground we use for running on weekdays, with sandbags, wooden people and some single and double poles. This is a lounge, so you can come in and have a cup of tea when you are tired. This is ......."
"I know, there's a plaque on it that says, 'Pig at six,' right? â
Wei Changjiang interrupted Huang Shao's words and said decisively. He felt that he was here to kick the gym and couldn't be led by the nose by this group of inexplicable people, so he had to show his erudition and wisdom and let them know that they couldn't just fool around.
As soon as Wei Changjiang's voice fell, everyone looked at him dumbfounded.
I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air......
Wei Changjiang thought that his talent had shocked them, and said with a proud smile: "Being a pig at the age of six is a bit strange, why do you hang this door plaque on this room?
Huang Shao's mouth moved, moved again, moved again, and finally reminded with difficulty: "This master, you see, these four characters are cursive, so the writing may be a little sloppy." â
The implication is that you can't look at what these four words look like, and just take it for granted what words they are, which is even more unreliable than Sichuan people recognizing half of the words.
Wei Changjiang said more and more proudly: "Of course I know that this is cursive, and the calligraphy I usually practice is also cursive. â
Huang Shao was silent, it was very rare, he even had a time to be silent.
He looked at Wei Changjiang's thick palms, and the ten stake-like fingers were short and thick, saying that it was the hand that struck iron, and said that it was used to write calligraphy...... He was the first to disbelieve.
Besides, just because Wei Changjiang can recognize the four characters of "alone in the world" as "being a pig at the age of six", Huang Shao believes that Wei Changjiang's calligraphy should not be called cursive, but should be called ghost drawing.
"Aha......" Huang Shao laughed and praised insincerely: "It's really a master's style, both civil and military." Come on, come on, go this way. â
Huang Shao said as he wanted to lead Wei Changjiang and the two to the indoor martial arts hall.
"Wait. Liu Xi's voice came from behind everyone.
When the rich second generation heard Liu Xi's voice, they turned around in unison and shouted: "Uncle Shi is early, Uncle Shi is good." â
Lan Shao came to Liu Xi, pointed at Wei Changjiang and said happily: "Uncle Shi, this person is here to kick the hall." â
"Yes, yes, Uncle Shi, I was the first to discover him. Qian Shao hurriedly came to ask for credit.
Liu Xi raised his hand and shouted, "Shut up for me." â
The rich second generation hurriedly shut up.
Liu Xi stared at Wei Changjiang with an unkind face, and Wei Changjiang also stared at Liu Xi with a vigilant expression, the muscles all over his body were tensed, and his fingertips were even trembling slightly.
The more masters he is, the more he can find the coercion coming from Liu Xi's body.
Just like Wang Wenda at that time, when he saw Liu Xi, he knew that he was definitely not Liu Xi's opponent. Not only is it not an opponent, but it can't even block the opponent's move.
Wei Changjiang, as the number two person in the armor gate, has already had a considerable popularity, and there are almost no opponents in Nanyang. And although his person is a little confused, his realm has been promoted to the realm of a martial arts master.
Because of this, Wei Changjiang can clearly feel how big the gap between himself and the little girl in front of him is, just like an ant looking at the elephant in front of him as shocked.
On the contrary, people who have mediocre martial arts or simply do not know martial arts can not feel Liu Xi's horror.
For example, all the kung fu masters who came to the gym some time ago, such as the group of rich second generations around Liu Xi.
"You are?"
Wei Changjiang's eyes burst out with a clear essence, and a tenacious and heavy momentum suddenly emerged in the whole person. It is like a huge stone, which is still immovable despite the wind and rain.
Liu Xi's eyes flashed, and he pointed at Huang Shao and said, "Tell him, who am I?"
Huang Shao cleared his throat and said loudly: "This is the founder of our kendo gym, and also our senior uncle Zu Liu's great beauty. â
Wei Changjiang said: "You are their uncle and ancestor, so you are the most powerful person here?"
After speaking, Wei Changjiang's body did not move, but the muscles of his whole body contracted and bulged suddenly, and his body suddenly became larger.
"Bang Bang Bang ......"
There was a sound of clothes breaking, and I saw that the blue shirt on Wei Changjiang's body suddenly exploded, turning into pieces of flying blue butterflies, revealing Wei Changjiang's strong muscles comparable to that of Mr. Bodybuilding.
"Ah, shameless! Fuck you, you exhibitionist. Liu Xi screamed.
"Bang!"
"Ahh
Wei Changjiang screamed in pain, and before the words fell, the person had already flown upside down, and flew out of the corridor for more than ten meters before his feet were split and fell.
Everyone's eyes followed him as he flew up and moved, and then froze on his shirtless body lying on the ground.
"Such strong muscles, eight-pack abs, my dream. Lan Shao muttered.
"The vest line and the mermaid line are so obvious and profound, I damn it, what a figure. Qian Shao also said.
"The key is the shoulder armor muscles, see if you see it, it's like two wings when you exert force, so sexy. â
"The pectoral muscles are so big, this has to be a D cup, right?"
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The rich second generation discussed in a whisper, and Wei Changjiang was speechless in shock, still keeping his topless body in a splitting posture.
Just now, he didn't even see who attacked him, let alone that he would be kicked more than ten meters away. However, this is not the most terrifying, the most terrifying thing is that he is unharmed, and he doesn't even hurt much.
What does this mean, it means that the other party is free to retract and release, and the use of power has been superb, as difficult as carving on tofu with an axe.
Wei Changjiang clearly had a faint small footprint on his chest, and he didn't need to look at it to know that it was Liu Xi's footprints.
At this moment, Wei Changjiang of course knew that he had met a peerless master, and I was afraid that the ancestor would not have the slightest chance of winning when he was resurrected.
"Why are you undressing?"
Liu Xiqi's willow eyebrows were upside down, pointing at the shocked and speechless Wei Changjiang and complaining.
Wei Changjiang was stunned for a moment, looked down, and then said, "When I am lucky, my clothes will be blown up by muscles." â
"I don't care what your reason is, you can't take off your clothes in front of the public anyway. You, that is, you, put the cloth in your hand on him, it is really immoral. Liu Xi pointed at Du Jiang who was in a daze and said indignantly.
"Oh. â
Du Jiang didn't know what was going on, so he opened the blue cloth he was holding in his arms, revealing a thick giant axe. He wrapped the cloth around Wei Changjiang, and then suddenly realized what he had done.
"Master, I'm ......"
Wei Changjiang pushed him away, stood up and walked over, and was about to speak, Liu Xi had already pointed to the door plaque in front of him and asked unhappily: "You just said that these four words are called being a pig at the age of six?"
Wei Changjiang didn't know why, nodded and said, "Yes." â
Liu Xi's hands trembled, and she almost couldn't help but make a move, but fortunately, she took a deep breath and said calmly: "I wrote these four words." â
Wei Changjiang scratched his head, his face full of inexplicability.
Liu Xi pointed to the door plaque of a room next to him and said, "What do you read these two words?"
Wei Changjiang looked at it, then he was happy, and said loudly: "