Chapter 292 - Water Conservation (Part I)
Lu Liangren pursed his lips, knowing that he couldn't talk about the volcano, so he simply pulled up the quilt and covered his head: "I still want to sleep for a while." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ā
"Sleep, sleep, get up and take a shower. The volcano is so shrewd, how could he not see Lu Liangren's ostrich mentality, and directly lifted the quilt and dug people out: "I checked a lot of natural people's breeding tips last night, you can't drink raw water, you can't eat raw food, you have to take off your clothes when it's hot, and you have to add clothes when it's cold......" He crackled and counted all the way, and finally concluded: "It's so different from our cyborgs!"
Lu Liangren pouted: "Then do you know that the wound of a natural person is not allowed to be wet!"
"And this kind of thing? We usually rinse our wounds directly with water...... Wait, I'll check it out first. Volcano fiddled with his phone, and after a few minutes, let out a long exhale, "Really." ā
Lu Liangren said triumphantly: "I'm right, I still have this common sense." ā
Volcano licked his lips and said with a smile: "Silly Nier, you can take a bath without touching the water with your hands." ā
Lu Liangren suddenly felt bad, although he didn't know what he wanted to do, but the big white teeth always gave people a feeling of shock, she turned over and wanted to leave, but her shoulder was suddenly grabbed.
Volcano's grinning voice sounded from behind: "Anyway, it's a waste of water to take a bath alone, so it's better for the two of us to wash together." ā
"......" Lu Liangren's eyes widened and his mouth opened wide, he couldn't believe what he had heard.
"Don't, volcano, I'm telling you, if you dare to bathe with me, I'll ......, just, just " Lu Liangren wanted to say cruel words, but after all the threats turned around in his mind, he found that nothing seemed to have an effect on the volcano.
"What's that?" Volcano half-squinted, leaning lazily into her ear and whispering, "Huh?"
The scorching breath sprayed on his face, Lu Liangren's face turned red, and he glared at him viciously: "I'll bite you!"
Compared to fist and foot kung fu, he must lose, and the only thing that can threaten him should be his teeth, right?
"Oh-" Volcano dragged out a long note, raised his eyebrows, and said excitedly: "Then it's decided, I'll help you take a bath first, and then bite me after washing, OK, I'll go release the water." ā
Lu Liangren was dumbfounded.
"Hey, hey, my teeth are sharp, I bite and bleed! I really bleed, it !!hurts," she reminded loudly.
The volcano continued to walk on without a deaf ear, and after a while the sound of water was heard in the bathroom.
Lu Liangren's scalp exploded, and she quickly got up and rushed to the gate, opened the door and ran outside, but before she could run to the staircase, she was stopped by two mercenaries who didn't know her at all.
"What do you want to do?!" Lu Liangren looked at the two people with a nervous expression.
The two did not look at her, but stared behind her.
A very familiar burning sensation came from behind, enveloping her whole body in this terrible aura.
"Master Can. The two mercenaries bowed their heads and lowered their arms.
Stiffened, Lu Liangren didn't dare to look back at all.
"Niel!" Volcano's voice came from behind, "Where do you want to go?"
"I, I, I ......" Lu Liangren slowly turned to look at the volcano who was grinning at her, and suddenly thought of a very suitable candidate, and immediately said loudly: "I want to find the night haze, I want to take a bath with her." ā
If this bath is a must, then it must be a choice to ask Haze to help, I'm not stupid!
But can anyone tell me why the two mercenaries on the other side looked at me with the expression of a fool?
After two seconds of silence, the volcano asked in a frighteningly cold voice, "You're going to find Night Haze?"
Lu Liangren thought about it carefully, cautiously, and carefully, and made sure that there was no problem with these words, so he nodded: "Yes, I'm going to find the night haze." ā
"Are you sure you choose Night Haze over me?!" Volcano repeated patiently.
Lu Liangren's personality is originally shy and introverted, and she is not used to washing with others, but if she must choose one, of course she chooses the same sex, so she held her face and said seriously: "I am sure and sure, I want night haze, not volcanoes." ā
"Shhh
Mercenary A looks at Mercenary B: Brother Volcano has been slapped in the face.
Mercenary B looked back at Mercenary A: Nonsense, it's all swollen!
The two of them slipped away quickly, and they couldn't stay any longer, this was simply watching a drama with their lives.
Lu Liangren's speech was too concise, without any explanation, coupled with that extremely serious face, the meaning suddenly changed when he fell into the eyes of the volcano, and he saw his big eyes drooping slightly, and a wounded light flashed.
"Isn't it true that in your heart, I'm not as good as the night haze?"
Is there something wrong with the "......" again?
"I'm not a good thing, to put it bluntly, seeing a person who loves the other, but as long as you don't leave me, I won't meet the next one, isn't that enough?"
"......" is more than thirty words, don't say it so fast, I can't react.
"A gentle, domineering and ambitious Oba like me, why don't you stay by my side?"
"......" is completely mosquito coil circle.
The volcano approached Lu Liangren step by step, and with each step, his eyes became cold.
"I love to laugh, but that doesn't mean you can mess with me. Lu Liangren, before I get angry, come home with me. After saying that, he stretched out his hand with a serious face.
I'm just going to take a shower, don't you need to make a fuss like this?!
Looking at the volcano's outstretched hand, Lu Liangren was so frightened that he turned around and ran.
Bai Jian, I'm sorry my sister misunderstood you, it turns out that the volcano is the real big hooligan!!
But as soon as she ran two steps, she was carried on her shoulders in a whirlwind, watching the doors and windows around her keep retreating, and the staircase that heralded the way of life was getting farther and farther away from her.
"Don't ...... Don't ......," Lu Liangren cried tremblingly.
It's a pity that this time the volcano seems to have changed his heart of stone, and he walked back to the room with his long legs two or three steps, closed the door, and then threw Lu Liangren on the bed, and began to strip his clothes.
"Wow, whoa, whoa......" Lu Liangren finally couldn't hold back his howl and cried,
While crying and struggling, the fingernails scratched the volcano's face, and before the volcano could say anything, Lu Liangren cried first: "It hurts! My hand hurts! Woo woo woo...... In vain, in vain to save lives!!"
Bian Baixian...... Volcano paused, let go of her and took a step back, sighing helplessly, "Nier, be careful, let me see your hand." ā
"Don't, Volcano is a bad person, I hate you!" Lu Liangren cried and kept retreating, trying to stay away from him.
Volcano's outstretched hand paused in midair, and his worried expression froze suddenly.
"You hate me?! I just want to take a shower for you, you're going to get sick like this, you're just sick, and if you get sick again, your body won't be able to bear it. Volcano explained with a broken expression.
"I don't want you to wash! You're a boy, my girl, how can we take a shower together...... I want the haze, woo woo, I want the night haze to help me wash it!"
Volcano's expression changed again, and a large light bulb suddenly lit up on his head.
He touched his chin and said to himself: "It turns out that I was worried about this, and natural people seem to be more concerned about the difference between the sexes...... What an inexplicable sense of shame......"