Chapter 10 The Immortals Will Go Crazy
In addition to Ai Fengli and another policeman on duty, the other policemen at the police station, followed Qu Feng, got into the police car, and disappeared into the night after a while.
Ai Fengli took two blankets and handed them to Zhang Sheng: "You guys rest first, there are only me and Teacher Feng in the institute, but I don't have time to take care of you." Xiao Zhang, you are younger, help me take care of this uncle more. ”
"Comrade Ai...... No more trouble, I'll go first. Zhang Sheng, who has experienced strong winds and waves, looks extremely cramped when facing Ai Fengli.
"What, don't you want to help me, right?" Ai Fengli pretended to be angry.
Under the light, Ai Fengli's slightly coquettish expression made Zhang Sheng panic for a while, he hurriedly lowered his head, took the blanket with a red face, and hurriedly said, "No...... It's not ......"
"It's inconvenient for you and Uncle Pu, it's not safe to be blind outside, do you know why Master and I are here...... Heck, there's organizational discipline, I won't tell you, you just take it as an order. Comrade Zhang Sheng, now I order you to take good care of Uncle Pu, do you hear?"
"Yes!" Zhang Sheng subconsciously stood up straight, but forgot that his posture was actually full of flaws. Anyway, your broken leg should mean it, it's not lame.
However, Ai Fengli didn't seem to pay attention, waved her hand at Zhang Sheng, and went to work.
Zhang Sheng reluctantly spread a blanket on a bench, Pu Shulun was not polite, and walked up with peace of mind, and pointed to Zhang Sheng's stomach at the end, which means, Lao Tzu wants to lay one, cover one!
"You are a special ......" Because he was afraid of interfering with Ai Fengli's work, Zhang Sheng tried to suppress his voice as low as possible.
"Huh?" Pu Shulun nodded at Ai Fengli, who was busy with her work.
"The heat can't kill you!" Zhang Sheng suppressed his anger, threw the blanket in his hand to Pu Shulun, and picked up a wooden chair himself, and sat in it indignantly, his eyes staring at the night outside the window, not knowing what he was thinking.
"She's so busy. Pu Shulun poked Zhang Sheng with his finger, "Why don't you help him?"
"Silly X! This is the police station, Lao Tzu is a prisoner of labor reform, I don't have to be a bodhisattva, how can I help?" Zhang Sheng said, discouraged for no reason.
In fact, he is no longer a prisoner of labor reform, and he doesn't need to deliberately emphasize this matter, but somehow, he can't help but blurt it out.
"Hey, that's not necessarily, isn't she telling her colleagues who get off work to come and work overtime quickly?
In fact, his suggestion is quite good, just say the problem seriously, but his expression is extremely ambiguous, and his tone is full of inexplicable taste.
However, Zhang Sheng, who was extremely shrewd and extremely vigilant, did not notice anything unusual at this time, but repeatedly struggled in his heart whether he should go over to help.
"Yes, everyone's phone calls have been made, and now they are adjusting the gears, this matter is confidential, you can't interfere. Pu Shulun cut off, held the back of his head with both hands, looked at Zhang Sheng, and then at Ai Fengli, snickering in his heart.
It's just that he glanced at Ai Fengli, and happened to be bumped into by Zhang Sheng. After this guy became an old man, his image was not good, but he was actually not an old man, and his energy was very strong, so in Zhang Sheng's opinion, his eyes when he looked at Ai Fengli were actually shining!
Zhang Sheng felt unhappy for a while, suddenly got up, dragged the chair, and sat down in a place that could just block Pu Shulun's vision.
"What's going on in this town?"
"What could be a big deal, it's just a few people dead, a few children and women missing. Mortals work hard in everything, why bother? Pu Shulun rubbed his head on the blanket comfortably, looking indifferent.
Zhang Sheng wanted to smoke him again.
In peacetime, a small Tufeng town actually has a series of major cases, no wonder Qu Feng and Ai Fengli will appear here, it should be that the police force is not enough, and they are temporarily transferred.
It's just that Pu Shulun's attitude really makes Zhang Sheng unbearable, mortals just don't invite you to see you, and dead people are like trivial things, and they are brought over lightly.
"Do you know why I don't believe you?" Zhang Sheng said coldly.
"Uh-huh, you say!" As soon as Zhang Sheng took the initiative to mention this to him, Pu Shulun suddenly came to his senses.
In vain, he cultivated to reach the heavens and gain insight into the world, but he just couldn't understand how the path of immortality that others dreamed of achieving became so worthless in front of this kid?
"The new saint you are talking about, purely in terms of purpose, can be called great!"
"It's not just great, it can't be described like that, it's not enough, it's not enough, I think about it......" Pu Shulun is obviously a brain-dead fan of this new saint, and he always feels that Zhang Sheng's praise is too poor. However, he couldn't think of any beautiful words for a while, so he got stuck there.
"Do you say or do I say?" Zhang Sheng glared at him.
Pu Shulun wilted suddenly: "You come ......"
"The new saint is great, this monument of merit sounds full of compassion, but it is ridiculous to choose such a person as you as a messenger!"
"What do you mean?" Pu Shulun rubbed aside the blanket and straightened up, his face extremely ugly.
"Do you think you are worthy?" Zhang Sheng said disdainfully, "Experience, just hang a beggar's skin, do you know what a real beggar looks like?"
"There are thousands of beggars...... Pu Shulun was not convinced.
"Stop! There are thousands of kinds of beggars, but I promise, there is absolutely no such thing as you! Not to mention that no one will give you so many hundred-dollar bills, even if someone gives it to you, how dare you kick it in a woven bag so casually, and you don't have to worry about someone getting rich? Because you don't have to worry, you are a god, who can rob you?"
"You know this," Pu Shulun sneered.
"Looks like you don't even know what a prison is. Zhang Sheng sneered, "I'm too lazy to talk to you about those useless things, two things!"
Zhang Sheng, as Pu Shulun had taught him at the beginning, stretched out two fingers.
"You knew that the fat shopkeeper would kill people, but you still connived!"
"You know that I want to start all over again from the bottom of my heart, but all the time it stimulates my anger and makes my personality more and more extreme. ”
"You tried to kill me at one point. ”
"When you don't dare to use mana, how can you still look like a god?"
"Obviously, you said that you were eaten by the law, but you turned out to be capricious and play tricks on me!"
"In the end, you know who is doing these unconscionable things in this town, but you don't care. Don't you think this is too far from the word merit?"
Zhang Sheng didn't just say two things. He is just a so-called immortal who has become a sanctimonious person.
"Actually, you just need to show that you are a monk, and the rest is superfluous. As you should know, I'm particularly eager to change the status quo and start all over again. If I can become a flying immortal, wouldn't it be something I can't ask for?" Zhang Sheng stretched out his hand to stop Pu Shulun, who was about to defend himself, and his intention was still unfinished.
"I only need to see your earth-shattering methods, and I will naturally think that there is really a cultivation in this world, and I will naturally choose to recognize the Lord with this so-called merit tablet. It must be known that in those books given to me by Senior Tian, the cultivation realm has long been described in great detail. ”
"You say that you are also a human being, and the new saint is also a human being. The other monks are also human beings. Even demon cultivators, as intelligent beings, are human beings, but human beings in a broad sense. Since you are human, how can you lack the dark side?"
"Merit, I believe it, but you have to have merit to practice, I don't believe it!"
"Of course, the new saint has his criteria for choosing disciples, which is understandable, but he would actually choose a person like you, who is full of dark sides, to act as a messenger of the merit monument representing goodness and justice. Don't you think it's ridiculous? Either the new saint is blind, or I'm stupid, so why did I believe you!"
Pu Shulun, who originally heard Zhang Sheng's analysis for a while, was reviewing himself, and felt that he was indeed a little anxious, but he had done things badly, and when he heard Zhang Sheng's last sentence, he immediately exploded, lifted the blanket, and pounced directly on Zhang Sheng.
"What the hell are you, say I can, can't blaspheme the new saint!"
Zhang Sheng was stunned for a moment, but he was caught by Pu Shulun.
Pu Shulun sighed, gasped, and said with a painful expression: "Grandson, apologize!"
Zhang Sheng was a little confused.
The reason why he was stunned was because he had always thought that Pu Shulun would not lose his mana at all, and he wanted to clean himself up, so he didn't need to show his teeth and claws like this.
"It's fun to tease me, isn't it?" Zhang Sheng reached out a little fearfully and pushed away Pu Shulun, who was holding him.
Then Pu Shulun only had one hand left to hang Zhang Sheng, and the other hand was so easily pushed away by Zhang Sheng!
Zhang Sheng was shocked and tried to tear Pu Shulun's other hand open.
"Smack!"
Pu Shulun, who was able to reach his body, just threw himself to the floor and fell into a!
Nima...... Nima: Lao Tzu is no longer alive, you will kill me. Moaning and groaning, Pu Shulun supported the ground with one hand, cursing in his mouth, and reached out to grab his head with the other hand, "Get out, you get out!"
"Hey!" Zhang Sheng always felt that this picture was really weird, and he couldn't help but get up and let go.
"Zhang Sheng!" Ai Fengli's coquettish voice came.
It turned out that he just let out the sight of Pu Shulun, who was dancing on the ground, and Ai Fengli, who was stunned when he heard the sound of falling objects, happened to see it.
Zhang Sheng's head was big for a while, so he had to bite the bullet, take a bold step, help Pu Shulun, who was struggling hard, and opened his mouth to come: "I fell asleep just now, and I didn't notice that Uncle Pu fell." ”
It's just that as soon as he said this, Zhang Sheng couldn't help but feel confused, sure enough, subconsciously, lying is actually my instinct, it turns out that I have always been such a person......
"Oh, I'm busy, don't mess with it. You push the chair a little closer to the edge of the bench so you don't fall him. "Ai Fengli actually has a wealth of theoretical knowledge, but the practice is too poor.
She always thought that although Zhang Sheng had squatted in prison, he was a shy person. Zhang Sheng's subconscious lie just now was summarized into the truth by her theoretical knowledge, so she told a few words and went to work again.
The strange thing is that Pu Shulun didn't pierce him, but supported Zhang Sheng's arm with one hand, and the other hand was like a demon, scratching and scratching his head all the time, but he didn't scratch anything, and his mouth was muttering: "Lao Tzu is fed up, you get out of here!"
"Hey!" Zhang Sheng's scalp was numb, and he pulled away Pu Shulun's hand and grabbed him, feeling a little panicked.
"Get out! You are so special, you made Lao Tzu so miserable, when you followed Lao Tzu, why didn't you have so many tricks? Lao Tzu was fed up, why didn't you come out again, Lao Tzu used his mana, and let the heavenly catastrophe split everything here, and Lao Tzu also ended up quiet!" Pu Shulun didn't pay attention to Zhang Sheng's meaning at all, and began to scratch wildly on his head with both hands.
Zhang Sheng couldn't help but feel creepy. Don't go crazy with this thing - oh my God, crazy fairy!
If what he said is true, it will really cause a catastrophe......
As soon as he thought of this, Zhang Sheng turned around and ran, and then couldn't help but say, picked up Ai Fengli, who was unprepared, and fled desperately towards the outside of the police station.