035, stupid! Happy fart!

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Fang Songqi looked up.

No need to guess.

Lin Shinian's ** face came into view.

He came out of the temple through the side door, no longer wearing monk's clothes, wearing a thin jacket, trousers and sneakers, and carrying a backpack.

Don't say it, there is really such a loss to reduce his age.

Fang Songqi looked him up and down: "Yo, which fox spirit are you going to find to break the color and ring?"

Lin Shinian's complacent beer can was put away, fell on her face, and asked, "Are you willing to come back after eating and drinking?"

"I'm not full, don't I have to come back to warm your bed?" Fang Songqi tuned his voice to be sweet and crisp.

Lin Shinian smiled a little, as if "since I met it, then by the way", invited: "Do you want to be together?"

"Where?"

Lin Shinian didn't answer, and walked straight away.

Fang Songqi looked back at the black gate of Ganlu Temple, and decided to follow up and take a look first.

β€”β€”Between Lin Shinian and the Pure Land of Buddhism, it is natural that Lin Shinian's worldly dirtiness is more suitable for her!

…………

The direction is the direction of the descent, but not the descent, and after a while it turns into a forest.

There is only one road in the forest, and at first glance it is specially built, not only wide enough for vehicles to pass through, but also the street lights on both sides are very bright.

The two walked all the way, and neither of them spoke.

Fang Songqi walked behind, the insects chirping in her ears, the hazy moonlight above her head, and the shadow of Lin Shinian was trampled under her feet, so comfortable that she couldn't help but hum a little song in the cool mountain breeze.

After walking for a while, they descended into a bush, and a path was winding in the bushes, which was not very smooth.

But now she has flat little white shoes, and she is not afraid.

Lin Shi turned on the flashlight in front of him.

Fang Songqi held the psychology of "if you fall, you can have a cushion back", and grabbed the hem of his back clothes.

After a short while, the road ends and a pond comes into view.

Fang Songqi let go of him, quickened his pace to grab ahead of him, and guessed almost at first glance: "Night fishing?"

She turned her head and hooked her lips at him: "What a pleasure"

Lin Shinian just didn't see the habitual ridicule she gave him, and continued to lead the way along the pond, and saw Wei Bi.

Obviously, it was to prepare for Lin Shinian's night fishing in advance.

When they arrived, Wei Bi departed.

Half of the mosquito coils have been burned, all kinds of equipment for night fishing are in place, and the tent next to it is lit. Fang Songqi glanced around, and then the dove occupied the magpie's nest, sat on the folding chair with a fart, and picked up the fishing rod and bait and poured it up.

The posture of holding the rod is standard, and the technique of tying the bait is skillful. Lin Shinian glanced twice, turned his eyes back to her, walked to the tent by himself, and dimmed the lights.

Before putting the backpack into the tent, he pulled out a spare jacket and handed it to Fang Songqi.

Fang Songqi was not polite to him. Even if he doesn't take the initiative to give it now, she plans to take the initiative to ask him for it in a while, otherwise she won't be able to stop all the mosquitoes after staying in the wilderness overnight?

While putting on her coat, she also gave up the folding chair: "Please"

Lin Shinian glanced back at the pond.

Good location for float throwing.

"Has anyone taken you before?" he asked.

Fang Songqi put on a hat connected to his clothes and pulled the zipper to the end: "No, I'm talented, I'm blind."

Seeing that his eyebrows were like microwaves on water, she hurriedly covered her mouth, pretending to be annoyed that she had accidentally burst the vulgar words, and then narrowed her eyes with a somewhat flattering smile, and was busy rolling up her excessively long sleeves in two pleats.

Lin Shinian didn't say much, sat on the folding chair, and gave a suspicious word of praise: "Not bad." ”

Then he took a stance to end the conversation with her.

Fang Songqi happened to be not interested in chatting, so he stretched his legs and feet to warm up, and began to run around the outer circle of the pond at night - running in the middle of the night in the mountains and old forests, can this experience be saved?

The pond is not big, and she is not fast, and she can return to square one every five minutes.

I don't know how long I ran, in a circle, far away, in the mist of gentle light by the pond, Lin Shinian's back is like a steady mountain, standing still.

Fang Songqi wondered if his buttocks had taken root in the folding chair, and he could sit for so long without getting up and moving ......his muscles and bones.

Middle-aged and elderly people are really middle-aged and elderly, tsk, look at his hobby, just hand him a thermos cup and sprinkle a few wolfberries into it!

After the malicious slander was completed, Fang Songqi shook off his sweat and continued to run for the next lap.

The more you run, the more boring it gets.

She regretted coming along, and thought she could watch him and the other vixens fight in the field!

The irritability that had not been fully vented before accumulated little by little, and it was not long before it was on the verge of exploding.

Huhuhu...... Fang Songqi felt that he needed relief.

When I returned to the original point again, I found that although the fishing rod by the pond was there, Lin Shinian was gone.

Fang Songqi stopped, bent down, supported his knees with both hands, took a big breath, and looked around, wondering if he was in a hurry to hide in the woods to solve the problem.

After confirming that there was no trace of him outside, I found that the sky had changed a little, and the dark clouds were gathering more and more, and the moon, which had been a little hazy before, had been completely obscured by the clouds at this time.

Wiping the sweat from her forehead, Fang Songqi couldn't care if the mosquitoes bit her or not, she took off her coat and walked towards the tent, and as soon as she opened the door, she saw someone sitting inside, reading a book in a matter-of-fact manner, and a small low table was spread out at hand, on which were a cup of sake, a plate of peanuts and a plate of beef.

Hey, it turned out that I didn't pee, but secretly ate alone.

What made Fang Songqi feel uneasy the most was that he also used a small electric fan to blow at him, and the whole person was refreshing and casual.

By contrast, she had just finished the night, sweating profusely and feeling so hot that she would have jumped in and taken a shower if she hadn't thought the pond water was dirty.

Throwing off her coat and taking off her jeans, she sat down cross-legged on the floor, not caring at all if Neku would be exposed.

Leaning over and stretching out her hand, she turned the fan to her side, turning the wind to the fullest.

Lin Shinian looked up at her from the book.

Fang Songqi felt that he couldn't live up to him, and he happened to be too hot, so he was ready to take off his T-shirt. Thinking about the same behavior as recently, she had already staged it in front of him many times, and most of the time he was tired of it.

Then she changed her mind, reached her backhand, unbuttoned the inner button, and pulled the inner shoulder strap from the cuff and from her arm.

Take off the inner one through the outer clothes, this wave of cao is what she learned from shy female classmates such as Xingxia before, and this is the first time for herself. The cuffs are wide enough and the shoulder straps are elastic enough, so the movement is still very smooth.

Finally, her hand reached out from the hem of her clothes to her heart, and she pulled out Neiichi.

After taking it out, she deliberately shook it in front of Lin Shinian, then threw it away with her jeans, and then raised her chest towards him.

The white fabric of the T-shirt is very obvious and convex.

Lin Shinian stared, his black eyes narrowed slightly.

Seeing this, Fang Songqi smiled wildly, rubbed it over with an electric fan, and lay back on his lap, his two legs were bent, and Bai Huahua's left leg swaggered on the same Bai Huahua's right leg, and began to shake his leg extremely indecently.

Naturally, her hands did not stop, first drank a cup of sake he had contained, and then chewed peanuts and played tricks, not directly into her mouth, but first threw it in the air and then used her mouth to pick it up, of course, she was ready to receive it!

After Lin Shinian watched a round of her performances, his eyes returned to the book.

Fang Songqi glanced at the cover of the book, what kind of intelligent economy, what new business world operating logic, really in line with his identity as a middle-aged and elderly person.

She thought she was superficial, and it was good to swipe the internal letter on her phone, so she laughed while brushing.

Du Lele was naturally not kind, she pulled his arm and wanted to share with him: "Dures's latest batch of copywriters are really talented, and they have all published a set of poetry collections, hurry up, I'll read them to you."

After solemnly coughing twice, she mobilized the emotions of her whole body and read aloud affectionately: ""Stand Firm and Hold Well", the subway indication reads: Stand Firm and Hold Well. Tonight, I intend to remind you of that too. Hahahahaha"

Laughing wildly, the peanuts that were half bitten in her mouth squirted out, and she retracted the momentum, and then she read the next poem: "Stand up, if you don't clean up the study, you know I'll hate it, the book collapses on the chair, the chair collapses on the ground, everything is listless." It's good that you stood up everything you should have stood up last night, including me."

"Hey, hey," Fang Songqi exaggerated the posture of goosebumps falling to the ground.

Caught off guard, a spread wet tissue covered her face.

Fang Songqi ripped it off.

Seeing that Lin Shinian was also wiping the peanut foam and her saliva sprayed on his face with a wet tissue.

Fang Songqi was very happy, squirming her body and rubbing him hard with her back, and after a while, she laughed so badly that she was in her eyes: "You are hard"

Lin Shinian's eyes darkened, and he finally lifted her from his lap and made her change her posture and become a sitting.

"If you don't fight for three days, you will go to the house to uncover the tiles. It's not cleaned up again. ”

"You missed a 'cannon' on the back of the hit. Fang Songqi climbed on his shoulder and continued to correct, "Also, I'm not 'owing to clean up', it's 'owing grass' to ......."

The tail note dragged on for a long time, and it was so pretentious and sweet and crispy, plus a little Su hemp.

Immediately, she turned her head sideways, leaned on one of her arms, and looked at him with a crooked face, quite enchanting, spitting out a mouthful of wine: "It's my birthday today, I don't want you to ask for a birthday present, just have a birthday cannon with me, how about it? It's cost-effective, right? There's no way to 'stand firm' here, just remember to 'stand up' for me." ”

The sentences in the two poems just now are immediately learned and used, and the seven words bite the accent with deep meaning, and the hooked cat's paws are like scratching people's hearts.

Her other hand took out the cover of her purse during this time, and grinned: "Well, the security equipment is also in place to ensure that you can use it."

Lin Shinian took it with two fingers and raised his eyebrows: "Carry it with you every day?"

"Uh-huh" Fang Songqi pestle over and added his Adam's apple, "It's not all prepared to provide you with the most perfect service anytime and anywhere."

Lin Shinian wiped her lips that were rare today without lipstick: "Well, birthday wishes must be fulfilled, and your 'hahahahaha' can soon become 'ahhhhh ”

Fang Songqi was stunned for a moment, because this was another poem from the poetry collection. So it turns out that he has already seen ......?

Hey, okay, heh. Why did she forget, isn't the old ** creature often crowned with the words scare, obscenity, and triviality?

Pulling away the tail of her eyes, she pressed her index finger to his lips: "You really live to learn but I'm shallow, and I show off in front of you"

And then for the next period of time, it was really a showmanship in action.

- She sells, he gets it.

Fang Songqi admired her talent while chuan, and was able to summarize her relationship with Lin Shinian in one word so accurately and concisely.

β€œβ€¦β€¦β€

It was raining outside, and it was sparse, because the tent was under the tree, so the rain first gathered on the branches and then fell down, and the sound of "pop-pop" was heavy and clear.

Fang Songqi thought that there was a place where the moisture-proof mat was not paved, so he panicked and was unwilling to lie down.

But in this way, the sweaty skin of the two of them is sticky and sticky, and even if there is an electric fan blowing at her, it is uncomfortable for her to move around.

After moving a lot, she found that Lin Shinian's reaction rose again, and she couldn't help but quip: "Boss Lin, cut the bud skin less, otherwise it will be easy to be sensitive." ”

Lin Shinian reached for her sacrum.

Fang Songqi's body trembled violently, overflowing low and groaning.

It didn't take much effort to shoot her back.

Fang Songqi cursed secretly.

Lin Shinian soothed her fur like a pet.

Fang Songqi raised his head a little, his chin rested against his heart, and looked at him from this angle: "Ask you a question." ”

"Hmm. ”

"Did you just do well?"

Lin Shinian's originally closed eyes opened, and he happened to be able to look at her directly, and obviously heard that this sentence was just her introduction, so he didn't speak, waiting for her next sentence.

Fang Songqi didn't let him wait too long: "Then can I not go to DK?"

In case he was mistaken, she immediately added, "I mean, can I choose an internship at another company?"

Lin Shinian was very straightforward: "No. ”

"Why do you have to let me enter the DK?" Fang Songqi asked again, full of doubts, "Is there a follow-up task for me?" she guessed, "Commercial espionage?"

Lin Shinian was stunned: "I really want to know?"

"Yes. Fang Songqi was frank.

She has been with him for more than two years, and she does not inquire into his identity, such as requests such as him asking her to continue her studies, she does not ask the reason, and just gives money. So strictly speaking, this is the first time she explicitly wants him to answer questions.

Lin Shinian threw out the question: "Why are you, other companies can, but they don't want to enter the DK?"

Fang Songqi hid the slight ripples in his eyes and chuckled: "You should know everything about me, it turns out that there are still unclear things."

She rubbed, climbed up a little, came face to face with him, and coquettishly: "Let me change to another job, okay?" I will definitely work hard to make achievements, not let you down, I will try my best to achieve any of your requirements." I'm more motivated if I'm interested, don't you think that's the reason?"

Lin Shinian stretched out his finger and slowly ran it along her cheek, asserting: "The work of DK is very suitable for your development. ”

OK, it seems that there is no negotiation at all. The last piece of driftwood from the wreck also fell into the sea. The fire in Fang Songqi's eyes was extinguished: "Are you deliberately humiliating me in this way?"

There was a hint of darkness in Lin Shinian's eyes.

Fang Songqi smiled, with mockery: "The fox body and upper body are born with a horse flea, no matter how much perfume is sprayed, it can't cover it, but it still has to approach the crowd without face and skin, for fear that others won't be able to smell its prototype? Do you want to play the world? Okay, then talk about it when you become an adult when you become an adult. ”

Otherwise, there will be this kind of situation that makes her can't help but smash people!

She swallowed her last rant and crawled down again.

My heart was still blocked, so I simply got down from him and lay down alone.

But she didn't completely alienate him, she still controlled it with great professional ethics and didn't break out, snuggled up to his arm, yawned and closed her eyes: "Your physical strength is really good, I just have to find you to fight and shoot if I have insomnia in the future, and I will naturally be sleepy until I have no strength." I slept first, and then I was ready to officially enter the internship. ”

Lin Shinian's breath sank above her head.

She could feel him staring at her.

She just hugged his waist as if she didn't know, and no longer opened her eyes or spoke.

Someone has analyzed the group of old ** and came to the conclusion that "the vast majority of them like to start with little girls whose knowledge, maturity, especially economic and social resources, are completely unequal to themselves, and are committed to changing the common sense and cognition of a young girl, so that they can build the three views they hope they can form, so that they can not learn to survive and stand firm on their own (brains and hands) in this world, and they will prostrate under their knees and become rotten meat with atrophied souls." ”

Commonly known as cultivation.

What disgusting two words.

Perhaps when Lin Shinian took care of her, she was no longer the general age of being chosen as a "cultivator", and she could not confirm the purpose of Lin Shinian's actions, but after he recently exposed his attempt to control her life, this was the feeling he gave her.

…………

The sound of rain trickled down her sleep.

When I woke up in the morning, it was another sunny day.

She was alone in the tent. Without a clean change of clothes, Fang Songqi didn't want to wear it again, and finally only put on Lin Shinian's jacket. Anyway, because of the difference in body shape, it is wide enough and long enough.

Lin Shinian stood on the edge of the pond and looked into the distance.

Wei Bi was packing up fishing gear and various other equipment.

When he saw her come out, he went to dismantle the tent again.

Fang Songqi walked to Lin Shinian's side and stood side by side with him.

The scenery at night is completely different from the day. The eyes are full of verdant greenery and prosperity, the croaking of frogs is particularly loud, and the water in the pond is quite clean, and there are no microcysts floating.

I haven't seen a similar rural idyllic scene in years......

Fang Songqi's mind flashed some distant memories.

Sensing that Lin Shinian turned her head to look at her clothes, she smiled and lifted a large leg exposed under the jacket, her eyes were coquettish: "I didn't wear Neiyi and Neiku, do you want to have a morning gun?"

Lin Shinian clearly saw her lack of sincerity, knocked her finger on her head, and then took the lead: "Let's go." ”

It seems that the loss of the night is unpleasant, and he doesn't care. Fang Songqi bent lightly and followed.

Back at Ganlu Temple, her makeup bag, high heels and beautiful skirt reappeared in her room like magic, the grievances of the previous day were completely forgotten, Fang Songqi washed up and dressed up beautifully, and ran to find the father of the gold lord to thank Dade.

The father of the gold lord was in front of the release pool in the temple, and he happened to be looking for her.

"Come here. He beckoned.

Fang Songqi walked over and saw a bucket at his feet, and in the clear water, a yellow catfish was still with its eyes open, as if it was paying attention to the movements of humans.

"Caught in the night?" she laughed, "and that's the one you caught?"

Lin Shinian handed her the fishing net: "Put it in the pond." ”

Fang Songqi stared at it for two seconds and didn't answer.

Lin Shinian's hand was not withdrawn, and it was fixed there, which indirectly showed the toughness of his attitude.

Fang Songqi compromised and reluctantly put the fishing net into the bucket.

The fish, which had been stationary, sensed the crisis and suddenly began to swim.

The barrel is obviously so big, and it has escaped time and time again.

Nai is a bear!

Fang Songqi let go of his hands and feet, and came to ambush on all sides!

Hmph, successfully connected to the network!

Carrying the fish, she deliberately shook it in front of Lin Shinian, showing the fruits of her labor, and then prepared to put it in the pond.

As a result, she only bent down half of her body, and the yellow catfish jumped out of the fishing net by itself, and made a graceful high-altitude dive on its own.

Poof, the water splashed, splashing all over Fang Songqi's face.

And the culprit spread his tail and swam away as soon as he entered the pool, blending in with the fish.

Grass!

Fang Songqi strongly protested to Lin Shinian: "Catch it back! This kind of fish that can even be bullied by people must have become sperm! And release it to harm the world?!"

Lin Shinian had a faint smile on her lips, and under the backdrop of her thunderous jump, she was not impetuous, and when her voice was settled, she said unhurriedly: "Make a wish." ”

Fang Songqi's explosive hair was not smooth, and he said viciously: "I hope to shorten your yang life, can the Buddha be satisfied?"

Lin Shinian was not angry, calm and calm: "My life is up to me, not to God." ”

Fang Songqi secretly chirped: "Then I don't have any wishes to make, leave it to yourself." ”

She poked him in the chest, her eyes smiling, and her words full of mockery: "Fast, excess, release." Only people who have done bad things and have an uneasy conscience will be so active in clinging to the Buddha and making friends. ”

Lin Shinian was still not angry: "You haven't done anything wrong?"

"I've done it" Fang Songqi is straightforward, and has his own set of truths, "Anyway, they have already committed a lot of crimes, and it is better to do a few more things before they are punished by God!"

Lin Shinian narrowed his eyes, and his eyes were suddenly a little obscure, containing something that people couldn't understand.

Fang Songqi was turning his head to look at the release pool, clasping his arms with both hands, watching the yellow catfish seem to be happy and about to go to the sky, and sneered in his nose: "Fool, happy fart." It's just that from a small prison to a big prison, do you really think you escaped and returned to the nest in the pond?"

Wei Bi came at this time to inform him that the car was ready and ready to go down the mountain.

Fang Songqi sighed, gave Wei Bi a wave of electric eyes for free, and happily rushed to take the car first.