Xiao Peng is in Cairo Airport, and it is definitely an attractive existence.

Especially Xiao Peng, who was covered in yellow mud. This is a memento left by his passing by the 'Antogo' lake.

Lake Antogo is known as the "Holy Lake" by the locals, and fishing is usually off-limits, but the fishing festival is held once a year at the end of the dry season when the water level drops to only half a metre high, when all the nearby villages are notified by the priests to let the men of several villages come to fish.

Their way of fishing is also simple and crude, each holding a bamboo basket made of reed poles, shaped like a big trumpet, with one end open large and the other end small. Everyone took the bamboo basket and buckled it into the lake, and if the fish was hit, they took the fish out of the small mouth and continued to buckle it.

With such a large lake, it only takes 15 minutes for thousands of nearby villagers to clean the lake.

When Xiao Peng passed by here, he happened to be holding this event. Women are not allowed to approach the sacred lake, but Xiao Peng receives an invitation from the local hospitable priest to go down to the lake to experience it as well.

So what's there to say?

As a result, there is nowhere to wash the yellow mud。。。。。

The rainy season has not yet arrived, and water and food are precious. The reason why there is this fishing festival is because these fish are the last feast for their families, and they can rely on these fish to survive the last days of the dry season.

In other words, the dry season in Africa can really starve people to death! Especially those who live in tribes, it is true, there is really no food reserves!

In the dry season, there are all kinds of worries about eating and drinking, and Africans who live in the rainforest are okay to say. You can look for 'jungle meat', but people in the desert areas of the north and south of Africa are really worried about eating and drinking during the dry season.

Fortunately, the transportation is more convenient, and some people will take the 'jungle meat' out to sell.

Although it is illegal to sell primates, bush meat is rampant in Africa, and the price of unprocessed monkey meat is only a fraction of that of beef or chicken, and it is called "poor man's protein" by locals.

In some farmers' markets, porcupines, antelopes, monkeys, and orangutans are roasted together with their hair and offal, and they are roasted and sold whole, even mice。。。。。。

In order to survive, they also tried their best.

When Xiao Peng passed by a village, the enthusiastic locals took out their last food reserves to entertain Xiao Peng, which was their breeding rabbits, they did not like to eat rabbit meat, and only brought it to eat when they were very hungry.

Xiao Peng also became interested and made them a braised rabbit meat with all the color and flavor, and they liked it very much, Xiao Peng saw that the relationship was good, so he asked them why they didn't reserve food.

As a result, the local old chief said something that made Xiao Peng cry and laugh: "You Chinese people are poor and lack food, so you will put so much effort into such unpalatable ingredients to make them delicious, and we have abundant food here, so we prefer all kinds of fresh flavors, which is a gift from the gods." ”

Let me go, you are hungry and can't eat in this dry season, and you still have plenty of food? Catching mice and eating wild vegetables every day is also called abundant food?

At Cairo Airport, Xiao Peng didn't have time to go to the bathroom to wash, it was already time to board the plane, in the disgusted eyes of the people around him, Xiao Peng went to check in his luggage, and got on the plane with Uba Uba.

EgyptAir's flight attendants are also very distinctive, all of them are air mothers and air uncles. The number of empty uncles is still more than that of empty mothers, and when he saw Xiao Peng's yellow mud appearance, the 'empty uncle' still looked disgusted. However, when he saw that Xiao Peng's tickets were first-class, his expressions changed, and he respectfully took the two to the cabin.

EgyptAir's Boeing 777 has only 12 first-class seats, with a 1-2-1 layout, with Xiao Peng having 'Uba-Uba' sit on the side of the cabin, which is her first flight, and Xiao Peng is in the middle.

Not long after the two of them sat down, they heard the crew start playing safety precautions, which was about to take off.

But what does it mean for you to recite a Quran before playing the safety precautions?

After the plane went to the sky, Xiao Peng asked the flight attendant for a toiletry bag and went to the bathroom to take a shower------ although he could only wash for five minutes.

I changed my clothes, and I finally looked like a modern person。。。。。。

Although EgyptAir is a very 。。。。。。 I can't describe the airline in a compliment, but their first class is really good.

In other words, if someone complains that the food on the plane is unpalatable, it's because they haven't flown in first class, and if someone says they're tired on a plane, it's because they haven't flown in first class.

No matter how bad an airline is, it will design the first class cabin on its own plane to make passengers 'worth the fare'.

At least the champagne food offered in EgyptAir's first class cabin is good. But compared with the first class of other airlines, both the equipment and the environment here are a bit backward.

But the hardware is insufficient, the service comes to make up, there are a total of six first-class passengers on this plane, but there are four flight attendants to provide services, all of them are 'flight mothers', and there is even a smile service!

Anyone who has ever flown EgyptAir knows that if the coolest flight attendant is selected, EgyptAir will definitely be a favorable contender for the championship.

Some people even joked that seeing the Egyptian flight attendant smile, that probably means the plane is going to crash。。。。。。

Xiao Peng was idle and bored, playing the quiz game in the airplane video-on-demand system------ the movie in it had already finished watching. And Uba Uba's eyes kept staring out the window, and when the plane took off, she covered her mouth for fear of shouting.

After flying over the Mediterranean Sea for about two hours, Uba Uba suddenly became anxious, pointed out the window and shouted at Xiao Peng. This startled the other passengers in the first class, and Xiao Peng hurried over, comforted her in Maasai language, and asked what was going on.

Uba Uba pointed out the window, Xiao Peng took a closer look, and was also stunned in place, only to feel so frightened that his hair stood on end.

An empty mother next to her came over and asked, "This gentleman, what happened?"

Xiao Peng pointed out the window and stammered a little when he spoke: "Guide。。。。。。 Missiles! There are missiles outside the window!"

How do you know that the air mother glanced out the window: "It's okay, we fly according to our own course, and there will be no accidents." This is quite normal. ”

Xiao Peng was speechless, I wiped it, it's still normal to fly missiles in the sky?

Xiao Peng took a closer look at the direction of the missile's flight, and made a slight estimate in his heart, and then suddenly realized that it was the direction of Syria. Yes, it is another prosperous country that has been played badly.

A middle-aged white man sitting in the back row reading the newspaper glanced at the missile flying in the distance outside the window, smiled at Xiao Peng and said, "It seems that someone is going to talk about laundry detergent again." After speaking, he directly handed the newspaper in his hand to Xiao Peng.

Xiao Peng looked at it, good guy, it turned out that the presidents of the Eagle Country, Gaul State and the Stars and Stripes Country directly bypassed Congress and launched a precision attack on Syria, and the reason was that Syria used chemical weapons.

Well, it's kind of dark humor for the Stars and Stripes, the world's largest stockpile of chemical weapons, to accuse other countries of using chemical weapons。。。。。。

In other words, this so-called 'chemical weapon' is really a tried and tested reason.

It is said that the polar bears are a fighting nation, but in fact, the Stars and Stripes are the ones that should be called the 'fighting nation'! Let's take after World War II, which war burned the figure of the Stars and Stripes?

Although the Stars and Stripes are so belligerent that they can fight whoever they want, they have always claimed to be a force for justice. It's a peace-loving cosmic policeman, no matter what war he starts, he always has to be famous and justified, right?

But in Chinese terms, it's all 'what you want to add to the crime'?

Take the Ikra War that broke out in 2003, on the grounds that Ikra hid biological and chemical weapons of mass destruction, and directly bypassed the United Nations Security Council to launch a war against Ikra, killing and overthrowing Saddam.

At that time, in order to show that the evidence was conclusive, before the start of the war, Powell, then secretary of state of the Stars and Stripes, took great pains to take out a sample bottle in the United Nations Security Council and tried his best to explain that Iraq possessed biological and chemical weapons of mass destruction.

But fifteen years have passed since the end of the war, and the Stars and Stripes have still not found the weapons of mass destruction that Ikra 'possessed'.

It's still the polar bear Emperor Po said: Powell held in his hand back then, 'It's not good to be washing powder'. Powell brand laundry detergent, the most expensive in history, no one, a developed Middle Eastern country of Iqra, to this day there are constant wars, and the people live a hungry life.

In a country like this, the Stars and Stripes are the culprits, let's not talk about it, and the rebels who supported the Stars and Stripes countries one by one in their own country and stood up for the so-called 'reform' are the national sinners who should really be nailed to the pillar of shame!

Talking about 'terrorists' here and 'terrorist organizations' over there, buddy, one day the enemy will invade your country, and your family will die one by one, will you still steal your life? As long as you are not a coward, you will fight back, okay?

This time, the Stars and Stripes are going to start talking nonsense again, but if they do, they will talk about it, so what can they do? Destroy people, and finally call people terrorists.

As Taizu said, if you fall behind, you will be beaten, and this principle is applicable through the ages. If there is a nuclear bomb in Syria, will you see what it will be?

Tsk, Syria is now experiencing the process of the Eight-Nation Alliance's burning of the Old Summer Palace.

Xiao Peng didn't continue to pay attention to this matter, this is not something that ordinary people can care about, and when he has time to worry about these problems, Xiao Peng might as well care about the 50 million people in China who are still living below the poverty line.

However, a news report in the newspaper shocked Xiao Peng: "。。。。。。 This, how is this possible?"