Chapter 8: Don't Believe in the Pie

Zhang Sheng finally turned around and returned to Pu Shulun.

"You're right, since you have come to this world, you should really finish the journey of people, such as starting a family, starting a business, birth, old age, sickness and death. It's kind of an explanation to my mom and my bastard dad. ”

This is the proverb that Pu Shulun gave him when Zhang Sheng was in despair.

"That's right!" Pu Shulun was relieved, and handed over the mobile phone-shaped merit monument again, "Come, click!"

Zhang Sheng looked at the screen, but he didn't make any moves: "If the book that Senior Tian showed me didn't record any errors, this great god who claimed to save the entire reincarnation realm would have existed for almost immeasurable. It seems that he will also keep pace with the times, this so-called merit monument is so humane, it has been made into a mobile phone interface, or the Android version! Uncle, I want to live, it doesn't mean that I have to accept your suggestions, don't you still understand my original intention of opposing you so fiercely before?"

"I understand, I understand, I fully respect your choice, or I will forcibly arrest you and press you down on it, right?" Pu Shulun hurriedly explained, "This is a holy artifact, which can naturally sense the surrounding environment and revise itself, so as not to appear too abrupt." ”

"It seems to make sense. Zhang Sheng touched his chin and thought about it, and then looked Pu Shulun up and down again, always feeling that the change in attitude of this so-called immortal was really a little unprepared. This is tantamount to aggravating Zhang Sheng's concerns even more.

Pu Shulun is an old man, and he doesn't need any mind reading skills to guess what Zhang Sheng is thinking, so he explained: "This person, you have to be exquisite, don't you? You are very likely to become a saint, I don't dare to offend you." So I'm willing to give you a back, and I'm willing to bear the backlash after the law collapses, look at my legs!"

After Pu Shulun finished speaking, he raised his right leg with his hand, but when he moved slightly, he gasped, and Zhang Sheng felt pain for him.

"Can't be cured?" Zhang Sheng doesn't know what the law is, maybe Pu Shulun is just acting. But after thinking about it, I feel that what Pu Shulun said is not unreasonable. He is nothing, nothing more than being able to activate this merit monument by chance, and he is considered a so-called destined person, but he is not the only candidate, as for him to make a show for himself?

"It's going to take a while, and it's just the beginning. Next, I have to accept the Heavenly Dao punishment and atone for my sins. I don't dare to use this mana anymore. Pu Shulun looked bitter and depressed.

"Then how do you prove that what you say is true?" Zhang Sheng always felt unsure, and still had doubts.

Pu Shulun's face changed, his anger gradually rose, and he was almost about to explode again. After finally holding back, he said with great difficulty: "Xiao Zhang, I have already said that the merit monument is a holy relic, and you can treat it as an artifact! Once you recognize the Lord, you will be able to clearly know whether I am lying or not!"

"No!" Zhang Sheng shook his head, "I'm just worried about the problem after this confession." Somehow, I always felt that something I didn't expect would happen. ”

"I can't use mana, do you know how miserable this is?" Pu Shulun was sad and indignant, and finally didn't hold back himself, and began to swear a lot of words, "I said it specially, Tian Luting's grandson can prove it, but as a result, you are so worried about this and that." The two of us are from the cultivation realm on this earth, what proof can Lao Tzu show you?"

"What are you cultivating?"

"You don't believe that you can become a saint messenger, I don't believe that Tian Luting didn't tell you what cultivation you have to have!"

"Zhen Dao Realm, a true god!" Zhang Sheng sighed, "How can you tell me to believe you?"

"God is also a human being, okay? Don't let Lao Tzu be a little grumpy!" Pu Shulun was so angry with Zhang Sheng that he almost used his mana. It's just that I thought that the catastrophe was terrible, and finally it was a matter of life and death, and I overcame my will.

"You really can't use mana?"

"Nonsense!"

"That'...... Goodbye!" Zhang Sheng is really gone this time!

"You can't go!" What Zhang Sheng didn't expect was that Pu Shulun suddenly hugged his thigh, snorted and cried with tears, "If you leave, I have no one to take care of you, and if you break your hands and feet, you will really starve to death on this pine ridge!"

Zhang Sheng only felt that the three views were ruined. The so-called immortals, when they can't use their mana, how can they live more like grandsons than Lao Tzu?

"That'...... I'll send you to the main city! With an image like yours, begging is simply the best choice, and you can buy a house in the business district just by asking for food before you can use your mana!"

"You ......" For a moment, Pu Shulun wanted to be punished by the catastrophe at the expense of the catastrophe, and he wanted to kill this second goods and end up quiet!

"I'll go, I didn't expect you to look like bones, but you are so heavy!" Zhang Sheng couldn't help but say, he had already picked up Pu Shulun and was about to go down the mountain, but he was at a loss as soon as he took a step, "How far is Songling from the main city?"

"Fifty kilometers...... But there is a town at the bottom of the mountain, and there is a bus! I have money, give it to you!" Pu Shulun was afraid that Zhang Sheng would leave him alone, so he took out a large handful of money from a woven bag he was carrying. There are change banknotes, there are also coins, and what is even more excessive is that Zhang Sheng actually saw a hundred-yuan bill!

"Why do you say that you are experiencing, is this such an experience method?" Zhang Sheng specially picked out those hundred-yuan bills, and picked out dozens of them!

Pu Shulun smiled dryly: "Others are willing to give, but I can't give it back, right?"

"It seems that begging is also a good livelihood!" Zhang Sheng exclaimed, "Yes, Ming'er, let's order a wooden cart, the kind of four rollers, and I'll pull you along the street with a hemp rope!"

"You have to accumulate merit and have the conditions to practice...... Xiao Zhang, begging has no future, and it damages the reputation of the new saint, maybe he will attract the fans of the new saint to beat him..... You may not believe it, but some monks have a lot more exaggerated experience than me, such as who is ...... Damn, don't talk about it, I'm upset! This damn woman actually went to the Qinglou to practice, and she was so angry!" Pu Shulun saw Zhang Sheng's look on his face, and knew that he was thinking about how he, the messenger of the saint, could beg. So I started to give examples, and as a result, I almost didn't make myself half angry to death!

"Yo he! your family?" Zhang Sheng couldn't help but be surprised when he heard this.

"Get out!

"Nima's!" Zhang Sheng threw him to the ground, "Roll down the mountain by yourself and starve to death?"

"Don't ...... Zhang Daoyou, I've thought of a way to prove it, I've thought of it!" Pu Shulun, who fell behind him, didn't care about the pain, and opened his mouth to shout.

It's a pity that this time, Zhang Sheng didn't mean to turn back at all.

This Nima is an immortal who has almost broken the ceiling, but he can't use mana. If this is starvation, then is the price he will pay to become a candidate for sainthood?

As soon as he thought of this, Zhang Sheng couldn't help but feel a chill in his back, and he always felt that this was a game! Even though Pu Shulun shouted out his throat, he was like a starting gun, urging Zhang Sheng to run desperately down the mountain regardless of it!

......

It was the middle of the night.

Although Songling is far away from the main city, the altitude is also a thousand meters, but the mountain city in early summer is still difficult to get rid of the heat, and the mosquitoes and flies that are so hot and irritable are still running on the top of the mountain, looking for flesh and blood, and begin to drink blood to quench their thirst.

They found a rare human, surrounded them, and began to bite. But it is clear that the fresh life is in front of him, and the invincible sucking device can't pierce this person's skin.

Maybe it's because the strength is too thin? The buzzing sound was transmitted, and more and more mosquitoes began to gather on the person, and after a while, it was densely packed all over the person's body.

However, this person did not have the slightest intention of driving them away or even shooting them to death, but held the mobile phone in his hand by himself, sweating profusely, and struggling to talk about it.

"Ancestor, I am just a messenger, and I never expect to become a new saint. Let's just do this, his old man's apprentices and grandchildren, just as happy and free, or you will change the conditions......" Pu Shulun just finished saying this, and he didn't know what trick he had fallen, and his body, which was originally inviolable, suddenly lost its defensive power. Those mosquitoes covered in the body finally lived up to the painstaking mosquitoes, and directly pierced the sucking device to Pu Shulun, and drank a mouthful of fairy blood!

It's just that he is a god, how can a little mosquito and fly stand it? As soon as the blood entered the abdomen, a dense soft sound was heard, and all of them exploded and died!

The mosquito is dead, but the pain suffered by Pu Shulun has not diminished slightly, and the feeling of tingling all over his body is really *......

“...... Well, I did lie, I confessed my mistake! At first I found out that I could activate you, and I did daydream that I would one day become a saint. It's just that I didn't expect you to be really good at testing...... Ancestor, I'm miserable enough, can you stop mosquitoes from biting me? You see, they bite me, but they die, this is killing!" Pu Shulun didn't dare to reach out and slap the mosquitoes that continued to pounce on him, but just drove them away.

He staggered down the hill with his stump leg, but he didn't dare to take his eyes off the strange phone screen for a moment, pleading bitterly.

This confession of error, as well as a reasonable analysis, seems to convince something. Those mosquitoes, but they can no longer bite Pu Shulun's skin, just think about the feeling of crawling all over the body full of mosquitoes, that is to respond more diaphragm, more diaphragm!

“...... He doesn't believe it, you have seen it too! Why don't you help me temporarily cover the heavens and listen to it, so that I can use my mana and take him to the cultivation realm to take a look, and listen to what the Taoist friends say?" Pu Shulun was still talking to himself.

“...... Cheng, as long as you recognize him as the master, you deduct my merit points as negative, and bad luck is no problem, I don't believe it will be worse than now!"

“...... Wait, ancestor! Don't be angry, I don't mean anything else! The two of us met once, which is a blessing that Pu has cultivated for thousands of years...... Ancestor, think about it, I'm like this, and I will have to live by Xiao Zhang in the future, you will look at my performance, and you will definitely not retaliate against society.

“...... No, I mean, I will remember your great kindness for the rest of my life! Although I am not qualified to become a saint, I will definitely be strict with myself according to the standards of a saint, and now you can rest assured?"

“...... Okay, thank you! This time he will definitely believe it, if he doesn't believe it, I will take him to find the new Holy Ancestor in person...... Ahh

After a period of silence, Pu Shulun tentatively silently performed Xuangong, and found that those nasty mosquitoes could no longer get close, and he couldn't help but be overjoyed!

"I can really use my mana again, haha-hiccup! Okay, right now!" Pu Shulun was about to look up to the sky and laugh, but only half laughed before abruptly stopping. It's like being pulled by something, and the smile is forced to be choked into the belly, and the head is like pounding garlic!

After a while, he let out a long sigh of relief, and quickly sensed it, and easily found Zhang Sheng, who was already dozing off in the old seat next to the station in the town. With a slight movement of his mind, he came to Zhang Sheng's side.

"Zhang Daoyou, if I say I can prove it, I can really prove it! Go, I'll take you to the cultivation realm!" Pu Shulun was almost moved to tears.

Then he stretched out his hand and wiped it to an unknown place, and a model shaped like a warship appeared in his hand. The model is long in the wind, but it is no more than half a meter in size.

Pu Shulun grabbed Zhang Sheng, who was still sleeping, slammed into the model, and disappeared out of thin air. Immediately afterwards, the half-meter-sized model disappeared in an instant.

The whole world is still waiting for dawn in the night, and it will not change because of the addition of Pu Shulun or Zhang Sheng, let alone stop because of the absence of them......