Chapter 44: The Old Man Who Wants to Save Face
This season's "Creation 404", if you want to say that it is a variety show, it is okay, but in fact, it is more like a mythological organization that wants to cultivate a group of reserve forces of its own through selection and training.
In a swimming pool at Moda, more than 400 participants are standing on the shore of the pool wearing swimsuits at the moment, and groups of 10 people are trying out today's training content in turn.
Today's training instructor is Wen Lao, and the content of the training is exactly the exam question for the next round of the promotion competition for these 399 official trainees - comprehensive control ability.
The edge of the pool has a device to create water waves, and there are large and small balls floating in the pool, the small ones are about the same as a football, and the big ones may be a little bigger than a basketball, these balls are very buoyant, but the size is different and the material is different, and the waterline is different.
This first round of assessment examines the student's comprehensive control over his body, often in battle, there are not a few cases of clumsy and clumsy high-attribute abilities dying unexpectedly, so it is particularly important for a person with an ability to improve the subtle control of his various abilities, which is to improve the error tolerance rate of your survival possibility.
So what are the pools and these balls for?
This round of assessment, students need to stand on two random spheres and float on the water for 1 minute, one minute later, there is a small whiteboard on the shore of the pool, there will be someone writing on it, the number of words is limited to 6-20 words, students need to remember these words within 30 seconds, the overall test duration is 1 minute and 30 seconds, during this period, as long as you do not fall into the water, and can restore all the text on the whiteboard after landing, you can be promoted, during this period, you are not restricted from using any ability, but you can not destroy any objects, otherwise you will be judged to fail.
Sounds simple, right, but what about it? Just look at these students......
"it...... Can the waves be smaller......"
"I'll fuck your sister, these two balls, how to stand in different sizes!"
"Pit Lao Tzu, right, why do you still have English? How do you pronounce that word......
Poof!
Poof!
……
"Ahem, let me remind the students present...... We are recording a show, please pay attention to your words......" MC Kua Shao has been snickering over there, but the situation still has to be controlled, these are the future flowers of the motherland, what is it to scold.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'll be careful...... it, why did you give it to me in Japanese!"
MC boasts: "......"
The students who were not given their turn were also speechless for a while, maybe they were all the same on the field, just this kind of request, if it was an ordinary person, it must be impossible to do, but how strong can the ability be? No.
Many of them haven't even fought, let alone experienced that kind of life-and-death battle, how can they usually have the opportunity to try to improve their body control, and they don't even have the awareness of this, but don't say it, there are still a few good seedlings, such as the second child in the winter raccoon dog's bedroom, you see that he is usually stupid, but people have stories, I'm afraid that their hearts are much more mature than others, and their growth paths are different, so they stand up smoothly as soon as they appear on the stage.
Then when the text came out, the second child was distracted and fell into the water, so he still had to practice......
At first, everyone was just trying to explore, and the wave-making equipment by the pool was only opened, which was still the lowest grade, and there were people constantly writing on the whiteboard, in order to make you adapt to this kind of dual-mindedness, just that, no one has been able to complete it at present.
"It's impossible! I don't believe anyone can do it!"
I don't know who read such a sentence, and everyone present also laughed, among the laughing people, some fools thought he was right, and some people laughed with a little disdain, because people haven't used their abilities yet, it's just that they don't want to expose their hole cards too early.
At this time, Wen Lao got up and "floated" to the pool.
The students noticed Wen Lao's actions, and they were also excitedly looking forward to something, this floating old fairy might want to demonstrate.
As a result, Old Man Wen did not disappoint them, the old man smiled, flew to the pool on tiptoe, and stood firmly on two spheres, one large and one small.
"Make it more difficult!" Wen Lao still smiled peacefully.
The staff activated all the wave-making equipment on all four sides and turned it to the highest gear.
As a result, the pool suddenly became a sea of fakes...... There are no rules in the layers of the waves, which can reach a maximum of about 1 meter, and the water in the pool constantly rushes outside, attracting a burst of screams and laughter from the surrounding students, which is very exciting.
"the ......groove" Wen Lao was shocked in his heart, this is so special, everyone almost flew, but the old man still has something, and he quickly stabilized his figure, but the sentence "Sleep" just now almost blurted out, it was so dangerous, and if he said it, he would be ruined......
The students on the periphery were stunned Okay, they were all cheering and shouting "Awesome", the old fairy was too strong.
As a result, Wen Lao seemed to enjoy this feeling, and began to skin up, even under this turbulent wave, he still remained steady, and jumped on other spheres from time to time, like a tumbler.
On the whiteboard, the staff began to write, and the old man secretly shouted that it was not good, and the old man's eyesight was a little poor.
"Huh...... Stay close to me......"
The staff was a little embarrassed and had to move the whiteboard over, almost right on the shore.
Originally, this link was also to examine a person's eyesight, but if you think about it carefully, there is no way for the elderly to have poor eyesight when they are old.
While the staff was writing, the old man read at the same time: "Red Carp Road Carp and Donkey ......"
“Wherever you go, I will break all those nights……”
“???”
When it was the turn of Japanese, Mr. Wen was still stuck......
"Horizontal, apostrophe, horizontal, dotted, vertically folded, dotted......"
As a result, in the silence of the audience, Wen Lao himself was not calm: "Hehe...... Japanese, French, Russian or something, all canceled in the future......"
Okay, you are the mentor, you have the final say, the director team respects the meaning of Wen Lao, and has also decided not to give students other language problems in the future.
On the sidelines, the winter raccoon dog and they were also watching from the side, Su Yuan was already laughing and leaning back and forth, and Teacher Zhang kept rolling his eyes and glaring at him.
Dong Raccoon thinks it's good to participate in this show, his strength has improved unconsciously, maybe it's a coincidence, but these coincidences are not easy to encounter outside, and it's also fun to come here to record the show, and I also met some strange and interesting people.
Most of the students present must have the same idea as the winter raccoon dog, this place is really not in vain, especially today, especially the male students must think so.
Because the female students are all swimsuits......
Who is a pervert, you can tell it on the spot in this environment, although the strength of the old man in the pool is amazing, but there are no young ladies who look good in swimsuits.
The female students stood on the side, and even if the male students kept staring at them, they were still laughing and enjoying themselves.
Dong Raccoon didn't see Zhu Tianran's figure after sweeping around, I'm afraid her own problem hasn't been solved yet, but Su Yuan finally said that he has a way, but some equipment and magic weapons need to be transported from other places, so they need to wait.
I didn't see Zhu Tianran wearing a swimsuit, and the winter raccoon dog was a little regretful, but Zhu Tianran always had to follow the competition system, and he would definitely be able to see it in the first round of assessment.
Some of the male students present also stared at Dong Raccoon Dog from time to time, Dong Raccoon didn't think that those students were looking at him, people were obviously looking at Yang Yifei.
In fact, when it was announced that the tutor of this link was Wen Lao, the students were still quite disappointed, the male students thought about how good it would be if Yang Yifei was, and the female students were looking forward to Xu Zixiao.
At this time, Wen Lao Yibo was almost done, and continued to return to the shore to sit, he patted the robe that was already soaking wet: "I accidentally got a little wet...... I'm still old, if I were young, I wouldn't say that it wouldn't be wet, and it wouldn't be an exaggeration......"
After listening to Su Yuan, he secretly said that you fart, it would be good if you didn't drown when you were young!
Seeing the puddle of water under Mr. Wen's feet, the staff was afraid that his shoes were soaked, so he hurriedly asked in a low voice, "Teacher Wen, do you want to change your shoes?" ”
Wen Lao pretended not to hear, smiled and waved his hand, very stylish.
At this time, MC praised Shao Shao's wit and asked, "Do you want Mentor Yifei to demonstrate it too?"
"Yes, yes!"
"Think......!"
……
The male student's saliva was about to flow out, but Kua Shao's voice changed: "Heh, you want to be beautiful!"
There was a boos in the audience, and he smiled and said: "Teacher Yifei is wearing a swimsuit, you can't see it today, imagine it yourself...... Come, the 5 places we have already advanced, do you want to come up and try it? Otherwise, the friends who have not advanced are afraid that they will not be convinced, do you want to show it?"
Don't say it, this sentence really speaks to everyone's hearts, even if you are promoted, you shouldn't be able to do it to this extent, right?
As a result, among these 5 people, one did not hesitate to raise his hand to signal the MC.
"I'll try. ”
It's Sun Ye!