Chapter 632: Popularize modern etiquette for you
"What are you laughing at?" The Jade Emperor was already a little unhappy and angry, but he tried his best to endure it, after all, he was the Jade Emperor, the greatest divine power in heaven and earth.
All the surrounding gods stared at Lu You, looking like a boy, you are dead.
They wished that Lu You would be disposed of by the Jade Emperor quickly, but in fact, Lu You had no grudges with them?
But if Lu You is really entrusted with a heavy responsibility, Lu You's strength will get higher and higher in Heaven in the future, and when such a young guy becomes their boss, wouldn't they be very embarrassed?
Therefore, every immortal has some small thoughts, that is, he hopes that Lu You will not be taken seriously, and even be executed, and it is best for Heaven to not allow the appearance of a second Monkey King.
A Monkey King has already slapped the face of the entire fairy world, if there is a Lu You, does this fairy world still have a face?
The second princess was about to cry, she could only ignore Lu You to be angry alone, she said that she couldn't understand Lu You, this man was simply too strong.
The god Shura is ready, if something happens, he threatens the Jade Emperor with a self-destructive divine thought.
There is a huge secret involved in this, if he blew himself up, I believe that the Jade Emperor would not agree, as for the reason, the Jade Emperor is clear.
With these gods all angry, Lu You slowly raised his head, glanced at so many gods around him, and finally looked at the Jade Emperor and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, the number of rituals you perform now is outdated!"
"Why don't you let me popularize modern etiquette for you?" Lu You's mouth made all the gods stunned.
Modern etiquette?
Their minds are full of mysteries, what modern etiquette?
When they were puzzled and puzzled, Lu You began to popularize it.
"First of all, the current Nether is no longer the era of cold weapons, the current Nether has become a modern society, the age of science and technology, there is a powerful weapon called nuclear weapons!"
"If this nuclear weapon explodes, it can destroy a city, and there is no grass within a radius of thousands of miles, even if you are a golden immortal powerhouse, you will not be spared!"
"When you were in the Nether, did you see that one bomb was enough to destroy a city?" Lu You said and asked all the gods.
The gods looked at each other, then shook their heads.
Apparently none of them knew.
"That's right, you have always lived in the fairy world, how can you know that the lower world is prosperous now? But the second princess, as the messenger, he has been to the lower realm for three days, you can ask the second princess for her opinion!" Lu You said this, looking at the second princess.
The second princess looked at Lu You in some surprise, but guessed Lu You's thoughts, so she nodded.
The next moment, she took out the tablet from her storage bag, and as soon as the computer was taken out, all the gods, including the Jade Emperor, were stunned.
Everyone was on guard and alert.
"Is this a mirror?" Da Mao Zhenjun asked in surprise.
The second princess suddenly felt that the heavenly court she lived in was very sad, and these immortals didn't even know that this thing was called a tablet?
Of course, she didn't know three days ago, so she felt pathetic too.
"This is called a tablet, look!" The second princess clicked on the screen when she said this, and the video interface immediately appeared, playing Journey to the West, which was the part of Sun Wukong's havoc in the Heavenly Palace.
"Oh, eat my old grandson!" Sun Wukong in the video clenched the golden hoop stick and hit it down.
In an instant, the entire Lingxiao Treasure Hall fell into chaos, and all the gods were holding their weapons tightly and waiting for them.
"Quick, protect Your Majesty!"
"Second princess, you dare to summon Sun Wukong, you are so bold!"
"Come on, protect Your Majesty!"
The entire Lingxiao Treasure Hall was in a mess, which made Lu You a little stunned, he didn't expect Sun Wukong to leave such a big shadow on them, just a video scared them.
The second princess was also frightened, but she didn't expect her to click into Journey to the West at one point, she hurriedly exited the interface, and then changed the song mode.
"My girl is hot, hot!"
"I'm Taishan next door, Teng Man who catches love, whoop~"
The tablet played the song of Tarzan next door, and all the gods fell into crazy and even obsessive mode, including the Jade Emperor, who had never seen such an alternative song.
Compared with Chang'e, the tunes they sang were much better, and for a while, the Lingxiao Treasure Hall fell into extravagant enjoyment of music.
"Father, this thing is called a tablet, it can play songs, play the video just now, you can also record it, and you can log in to the chat tool!"
"This is high-tech, only the Nether Realm has it, as Lu You said, the current Nether has indeed entered the era of science and technology, he is right!" the second princess took the tablet, and then explained to the Jade Emperor.
The Jade Emperor nodded, but the Tai Bai Immortal on the side asked with a sneer: "Even if the Nether develops a new era of science and technology, what does this have to do with kneeling?"
"Lu You, this is a sneaky change of concept!" Tai Bai Xian smiled coldly, wiping his white beard with a smug expression.
Lu You glared at this old thing, gritting his teeth with hatred.
What I thought in my heart was, why was Tai Bai Xian so bad when I was the protagonist? I really envy Chu Dui, I can have Tai Bai Xian to help!
"Don't be angry, don't worry, everyone, listen to me!" Lu You nodded with a smile, then took the tablet from the second princess's hand and opened a video that Liu Yun had already downloaded.
This is a video about modern etiquette, popularize modern etiquette, as for what kneeling has long been outdated.
Of course, Lu You just didn't want to kneel.
But he will find another way to make the Jade Emperor acceptable, and he can also bluff these old-fashioned immortals who have never seen the world.
The video was not long and only three minutes, and with a wave of his left hand, Lu You hit the projection of the flat panel video into the sky above the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and all the gods saw the modern etiquette inside.
The more I look at them, the more surprised they are, and in the end it's a surprise, so you can still play like this?
When he saw that the secular emperor didn't even want to kneel, he just had to bend down and shake hands? And the secular emperor also smiled at his courtiers to show his kindness to the people, which was much gentler than kneeling.
They thought of something in their hearts to break free, that is dignity, that is the shackles of secular feudalism, and it is collapsing little by little!
But the Jade Emperor's face is much more ugly, if all the gods don't kneel down to him in the future, but want to shake hands with him, it will be a mess.
But the impact of that video is too strong, not only the handshake ceremony, but also the wine glass of the high status must be higher, and the toaster's wine glass must be lower to show respect.
There are also different people on various occasions, how to greet them, it can be said that they are very detailed.
In an instant, all the gods felt that they had been brainwashed, and what lingered in their minds was the handshake ceremony and the wine table culture.
"Okay, these are the modern etiquette, I live in such an era, and that's the etiquette I accept!"
"Now you want me to kneel, I can't do it at all, and do you know that the number of kneeling now is for the dead?"
"Only after the death of our elders or relatives will we kneel, otherwise we won't need to kneel down!" Lu You said lightly, and then looked at the Jade Emperor.
"Of course, if Your Majesty has to let me kneel, then what if I kneel? After all, Your Majesty is the Lord of the Three Realms!"
"Lu You greets Your Majesty!" Lu You was about to kneel down as he spoke.
"No, no!!"
"No, it's for the dead!"
"You are disrespectful to the Jade Emperor, you can't kneel!"
"Lu You, you dare to curse the Jade Emperor!"
In an instant, all the gods exploded to stop Lu You from kneeling, as if Lu You knelt down to be a big rebel.
This surprised Lu You, and then Lu You glanced at the Jade Emperor and saw that the Jade Emperor's face was even more ugly.
Of course he saw this trick, but he had really restrained this immortal realm for too long, and it was such a video that opened the shackles in the heart of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace's divine mansion.
In the future, if he asked these gods to kneel, he was afraid that they would become more and more alienated from him in their hearts.
Okay, you Lu You, you are an anti-general, and you have made me suffer such a big loss!!
But he couldn't punish Lu You!
"There is no need to kneel, in the future, the Heavenly Court will also practice modern etiquette!!" the Jade Emperor fulfilled the wishes of all the gods, he stood up in public, and then waved his arms, and the new Heavenly Court etiquette was changed.
In the future, you will see in the heavenly realm, two immortals shaking hands and greetings, and immortals competing with wine glasses on the wine table.
Lu You couldn't help but laugh secretly when he thought of this.
"Your Majesty Shengming!!"
"Your Majesty will be blessed for thousands of generations!!"
"Your Majesty is the First Holy Lord of the Three Realms!"
At this moment, all the sounds of sycophants came, but everyone stopped kneeling, but stretched out their arms.
The corners of the Jade Emperor's mouth twitched, and in desperation, he could only imitate Huaxia No. 1 in the video, walk off the stage and shake hands with a god, and then smile and signal.
This scene made Lu You want to laugh out loud, but he couldn't help it!