Ding Yanqing, who finally realized that the first blind date failed, sighed helplessly.

"Hey"

Maybe I shouldn't have come, Dick Si should have the consciousness of Dick Si. Looking at his hands, let's go, Pippi Shrimp, let's go home.

The owner of the barbecue restaurant is a 38-year-old man, named Liu Weili, and everyone who knows him in this small county town calls him Viagra, maybe the same as the name of a certain little blue pill, at first he was very resistant to this nickname, but then it didn't matter if there were more people who called him like this.

viagra snorted at the bar and said, "Okay, you kid, you just don't have that life"

"Look at how many formal clothes people wear, it's really beautiful, and then look at you, what is the name of the one you wear?

"Look at your jeans, are they blue or black? Not performance art. ”

“。。。。。。 ”

viagra looked down at the bar while counting him.

Ding Yanqing said: Actually, I didn't mean it. I also want to have a home and a girlfriend. I have a wife to live by.,But what's the matter.。。。

Turning his head to Viagra and saying, "Forget it, Viagra." No one said that the first blind date would be successful, didn't you, why do you use me to do something? I called you up early in the morning. ”

"Okay, okay, get up, get up. You, let's go home and wash up. By the way, give the second brother a call and say something. ”

"Okay, then I'll go. When Ding Yanqing stood up and wanted to make a call, he found that his mobile phone was gone.

I wiped it, where is my phone? I hurriedly turned over a few pockets on my body, and it was really gone. It can't be falling into the sewers.

I'm wiping it, my phone, no, I've got to look for it, in case I find it. It's a generation of magic machine Vanke old man machine 1.0.

Yes, the old man's machine, but when it comes to the old man's machine, it's really amazing, almost all the functions are there, you can get on QQ, you can get on WeChat, and the voice is loud. Although the camera is very poor, I don't know if the photos taken are people or dogs...

Ding Yanqing just walked outside the store, only to hear a voice in his head: "The local tyrant system has been confirmed and is starting." ”

What the hell? Did I get ghosted? Or did I get on a ghost?

"There are 5 seconds left to complete the fusion"

At this moment, Ding Yanqing was very flustered, what is this?_?Give me a plug-in?Tuhao system?Could it be that I am going to transform into a Super Saiyan? Or am I being transformed by aliens? Could it be that someone implanted some high-tech chip in my head when I was sleeping?

"Fusion complete, system starting"

[Open System Mission: Beginner Mission]

Task Tips: As a local tyrant, no good communication equipment is essential, please buy the best mobile phone within 24 hours.

Reward: Officially open the local tyrant system and achieve an extraordinary life.

Quest Punishment: If you can't even start the quest, you can only become an idiot and live in the world.

Ding Yanqing was shocked, what the hell is this? It's not that I don't have a mobile phone available, it's just that I lost it. And is this actually Chinese? Or is it directly in the brain?

“。。。。。。 What's the matter? Ding, what does it mean to stand there for a long time and not move? What do you want? Shouting that you haven't reacted for a long time, it's not that you have suffered a blow after failing on a blind date. Hey, Ding, hey"

Ding Yanqing shook his head, saw the boss Liu Weili shaking his hands back and forth in front of him, and hurriedly smiled and said, "It's okay, viagra, it's really okay." It was just when I thought that the woman who was on a blind date just now was very beautiful. ”

"Hey, okay, this doesn't work proves that you don't have that life, don't think so much. Let's go home and change our clothes. Viagra said and patted him on the shoulder while snorting and went back to his shop.

Forget it, I don't want to think so much, 24 hours anyway. Go home and go home. Ding Yanqing shook his head helplessly and walked home.