Zhao Dong made a lot of determination, drained a large glass of beer, and said: "I also have to learn English well, Jiao You must be in the teaching reform class, I must have failed the exam, call me every morning in the future, and go to memorize English together." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Okay. Jiao You nodded,

The statement was sour, thinking about research, and also applying for a few patents to pretend to be forced.

Jiao You didn't care at all, his goal was to take various English exams, as well as grade points, and get a chance to go abroad for exchange, and said with a smile: "It is said that the exchange competition to Harvard is the most fierce every year, there are only six people in the school, and they are all extremely evil, if I can get the opportunity to interview next year, it will be awesome." ”

Chen Ci said angrily: "It's not promising, if you want to get it, you can get a place, and there is a bird for the interview." ”

Jiao You glanced at it and said unhappily: "There is a kind of place where you get a quota, and Lao Tzu will wash your stinky socks for a year." ”

Chen Ci didn't dare to answer, and said faintly after a while: "It's good to communicate, soak a handful of foreign girls, I heard that the taste is very different, the structure is different, you say that this thing can look different, isn't it all a hole?"

"I said, do you have a bit of a life pursuit? It's a woman all day long, a woman, and ten low-level women are not as good as one top-girl. Jiao You said angrily, the two looked at each other very unpleasantly.

"Grass, why didn't I pursue it, my pursuit is a woman, haha. Chen Ci was very shameless, and he suddenly said very seriously: "If you want to become the most awesome science and engineering man, making a girl is a necessary skill." ”

Next, the statement will change the three views of Jiao You and Zhao Dong.

Jiao You said angrily: "What a crooked reason. ”

Chen Zi said proudly: "I don't know since when, science and engineering men, technical men have been defined by too many people as only say the sentence 'drink more hot water', do you know? ”

Liu Chenle listened and watched how this guy was foolish.

Chen Ci waved his hand and said: "Looking at the love history of the gods of science, they have a wealth of means of flirting with their sisters. The skills of picking up girls are superb, and they really make the girls unguardable, and all of them are peach blossoms blooming for a lifetime!"

Jiao You said disdainfully: "You just talk about it, what kind of ideological realm are the gods? Can you care about the hole between the two white thighs like you? Make excuses for shamelessness." ”

"Hey. Don't believe it, just say that my idol god Albert Einstein, more than a dozen lovers are not capable, and each one loves him like his life is really awesome. If Einstein said that he was poor in physics, no one would dare to say that he knew physics. It's such a great god. made many girls fascinated by him. ”

Chen Ci took a sip of beer and said: "Good-looking and smart are already very showy in school, plus the great god also has nirvana, people can write poems, as soon as he made a move, he chased his professor's daughter Mary, and started a pure little first love, isn't it?"

This hazy little first love was later passed because he couldn't keep up with the progress of the great god, and then Einstein met a woman who was extremely important in his life, called Mileva. The two of them were studying theoretical physics at the Swiss Federal Institute of Technology at the time, and they often took class notes together. Doing group homework or something, love soon arises. ”

"Mileva helped Einstein a lot in his research, and he wrote to Mileva that if I want to succeed in the subject of relative motion, only you can help me." How happy and proud I am! Directly compliment a woman, win the heart of the heart cleanly, awesome?"

Jiao You no longer retorted, frowning.

Liu Chen took a sip of beer and thought thoughtfully.

"When they graduated, 24-year-old Albert Einstein and Mileva, who was four years his senior, got married. In order to let Einstein concentrate on research, Mileva took care of her own food, housework, and earning money, and she really loved the great god to the death. ”

Two years later, the great god lived up to his expectations. published five papers in a row, what quantum theory, light quantum hypothesis, and special relativity theory, which shocked the world at that time, and countless girls were flashing electricity at the great gods. For a while, the great god fell into countless peach-colored scandals, and left home to work in the field. The marriage with Mileva was, of course, precarious, and later the two divorced. ”

Zhao Dong's three views were the first to collapse, and he cowardly said, "Abandon the chaos at the beginning and end at the end, and divorce when you are developed, isn't this Chen Shimei." ”

Chen Ci scolded: "Grass, you know a fart, if you don't say that the great god is high, most of the Nobel prize that people will get is paid to his ex-wife and their two sons." Among the women who surrounded the great god at that time, there were two who fought their way out of the encirclement, one was his cousin Elsa, who was 3 years older than him, and the two were related! One was Elsa's biological daughter 22-year-old Ilsa, brothers, you heard it right, it was a pair of biological mother and daughter who fell in love with a man, and all three of them still have blood stories, isn't it?"

Zhao Dong turned to listen with relish, and asked: "It's too awesome, what happened later? It won't be killing two birds with one stone, Einstein's great image in my mind has collapsed." ”

"Grass, killing two birds with one stone is a fart, and later Ilsa told Einstein that she felt he was more like a father than a husband. Then Einstein married his mother Elsa, and Ilsa became his secretary, and the family lived together harmoniously and happily. ”

Jiao You couldn't bear it anymore, "Isn't this just a scumbag?"

"Hey, you can't say that, or you low, the great god is by no means the kind of man who is sneaky, and what happens to who he likes has always been on the table, so after marriage, Einstein also wrote to Elsa to tell her who was chasing him, what Austrian beauty, rich Jewish widow, flower shop owner, female secretary...... There was even a friend of Elsa's daughter, Berlin socialite Mikhanowski, who was 15 years younger than Einstein, and followed him all the way to Oxford, England. ”

When Liu Chen heard this, he was also shocked and thought about his concept of love.

Chen Ci continued: "Of course, the most powerful thing is not only that Hongyan pounced on himself, but also that although there are dozens of lovers, no one thinks that the great god is bad, and the great god is very considerate to treat everyone. His last love was the Princeton University library clerk Van Yona, 22 years younger than Einstein, and before his death, the great god was afraid that she would have no one to take care of her, so he gave Van Yona a draft of the unified field theory calculus, which was estimated at 4 million euros in 1996!

"To sum up, if you want to become a generation of gods, how can you not be a girl?" Chen Ci touched his chest and coaxed, "If I get another girl in Jiangda, I will definitely tell my girlfriend as soon as possible, it is so domineering." ”

The abrupt voice said: "Stinky and shameless." (To be continued.) )