Chapter 1005 One-two-three, hey
Leng Ye's face was black, and he was filled with righteous indignation: "Monkey, you!"
The "???" monkey had a question mark on his face, and he really couldn't understand what a pit was in his self-taught dragon language.
The monkey accepted the term "pit goods" with peace of mind.
And the cold night, angry, but still have to find a way to get the monkey out. So he grabbed one of the monkey's hands and shouted the slogan: "One, two, three, hey!" ...... Didn't pull.
Continue with "One-two-three, hey!...... Still not moving.
"One, two, three, hey!" ......
"One, two, three......"
……
After shouting the slogan more than a dozen times in a row and pulling the same number of times, Leng Ye gave up angrily. He shook off the monkey's hand and said indignantly: "Monkey, what the hell did you grow up eating?
"......" The monkey blinked innocently, thought about it very seriously, and then replied seriously: "I've eaten a lot." I usually eat everything, and basically everything that can fill my stomach has to rush to eat. However, there are times when there is often nothing to eat. ”
??? "Hey, I'm just whining, what the hell is your serious answer?"
Leng Ye felt that he couldn't keep up with the monkey's god-like thinking mode, and there was no one who could still answer so seriously with a grumbling word. If it were a queen, I guess I would have thrown him the back of his head directly, right? If it was 11, I probably wouldn't even bother to throw the back of my head. In other words, how did these people with very different personalities get together and get along with each other?
With a sigh, Cold Night retracted his thoughts that had flown to the sky, and then put it back on the monkey. After touching his chin and thinking for a while, he decided...... Let's dig it.
And then......
In the dark sea of white bones, there was another pleasant sound of "bang, bang, bang" with a rhythmic sense of digging bones.
Sweaty in the cold night, he desperately pulled out all the bones of the monkey and put them aside, while the monkey was very comfortable waiting there...... The idea of taking doctrine and sitting back and enjoying the results must be carried out to the end.
After a long time, Leng Ye finally dug all the way to the monkey's crotch, and even the barrel of the cannon was exposed. Then the cold night really couldn't dig anymore, lying on the bone pile and panting heavily, unwilling to move a finger anymore, and said weakly: "It's okay, you can do the rest yourself." ”
"Hmm, is that okay?" asked the monkey, who didn't know where he had gone, when he came back to his senses.
"......" Leng Ye's face turned black at that time, and he resisted the urge to shoot him with one shot. Nima, treat your comrades-in-arms like the warmth of spring and the enthusiasm of summer, who said this? Treat comrades-in-arms with the mechanism to bomb desperately, bomb desperately, and bomb into scum!
The monkey tried to pull out his feet, but sure enough, he loosened a lot, and said with a happy face: "Thank you, cold night." ”
"Hehehe......" What else can Leng Ye say? What can he say? In addition to the two words "hehe", he is afraid that as long as he says one more word, he will no longer be able to resist the urge to shoot this thing to death. So he simply piled the back of his head on the bone pillow and closed his eyes...... No matter.
By this time the monkey was already trying to climb out, and of course, the first thing he had to get out of was his own gun. For a fighter, the gun is a second life, sometimes even more important than his own life.
Because the barrel of the cannon had been dug out in the cold night, the monkey only pulled it back a few times, and it was easy to pull it out. The moment the cannon barrel was taken out, a dazzling pillar of light suddenly illuminated the dark and boundless space, extending all the way upward.
And with the world of light, there is finally a sense of security.
Leng Ye breathed a sigh of relief inexplicably, and even his mood became much more relaxed. I closed my eyes and stopped thinking about a finger.
After taking out the gun, the monkey began to try to crawl out. After a few attempts, he finally pulled his body out of the ground...... Well, it's like pulling a turnip.
Then, one lay and the other sit, and all that remained in the space was the panting sound of the cold night like a bellows.
After resting for a while and feeling some strength, Leng Ye opened his eyes and asked, "Monkey, what was the sound of that loud noise before?"
The monkey shook his head: "I don't know. ”
Leng Ye pouted, well, there is no difference between asking this sentence and not asking. After thinking about it, he diverted the conversation and asked, "Where do you go next?"
The monkey looked around blankly, then continued to shake his head: "I don't know. ”
In fact, after the bone collapse before, the two of them were buried alive again, and they had already lost their sense of disorientation. And after the bone collapse, the terrain here was also destroyed to a mess, and there was no reference. So whether it's a cold night or a monkey, they don't know which direction they're facing now, so if they continue to go forward, they'll go back the way they came.
Leng Ye sighed and said, "Can you tell me something you know?"
The monkey pointed to his stomach and said, "Thirsty and hungry." ”
"Get out!" Leng Ye rolled his eyes angrily. Lao Tzu is really thirsty and hungry, you haven't meowed at all, okay?
At this moment, the monkey's ears suddenly moved slightly, and then he turned his head to look in the direction to the left, with a puzzled expression on his face, and sighed softly.
"What's wrong?" asked Leng Ye, turning his head to look at him.
The monkey pressed his index finger against his lips, gently "shhh
Leng Ye was stunned, as if he understood something, and like a monkey, he pricked up his ears and listened quietly. But after listening for a moment, he realized that he had heard nothing.
And then the monkey whispered, "Did you hear that?"
Leng Ye was stunned: "What did you hear?"
"There seems to be some sound. ”
Leng Ye was stunned and said, "What sound?"
The monkey shook his head: "I can't hear clearly." ”
Leng Ye frowned, calmed down and listened again for a while, but in the end he still didn't hear anything, so he shook his head and said, "There is no sound." ”
The monkey was surprised, "No, I heard everything." ”
Leng Ye looked at him with pity and comforted: "It's okay if there is something wrong with your ears, anyway, you don't rely on your ears to eat." But if you have a problem with your head, that's really troublesome. Monkey, are you sure your head is okay? Well, I mean the mental and nervous aspects. ”
"......," the monkey said dissatisfiedly, "I don't have auditory hallucinations." ”
"Are you sure?" Leng Ye blinked, "Most drunk people say they're not drunk." ”
"I did hear it. The monkey pricked up his ears and frowned lightly, saying, "That voice is still ringing at this point." ”