Chapter 18: How is peeing vulgar?

"My uncle does business in the Middle East and Africa, and it seems to be an oil trade. One time my uncle came back, and I overheard him talking to my sister-in-law, and he seemed to say that he owned several oil fields. Lin Xiaoqiu showed a look of extreme admiration, "How is it, my little uncle is amazing, right?"

"What's amazing, isn't it just a businessman?" Su Chi pouted disapprerovingly, "It's just two money." ”

"You don't understand, do you?" Lin Xiaoqiu glanced at Su Chi with disgust, "That's the Middle East and Africa! How many international forces are staring at it! There are more rich people in the world, how many of them dare to buy oil fields? Can you buy them, don't say first, even if you sell them, can you keep them? My uncle's oil fields have been around for more than ten years, do you think he has a lot of ability?"

"Big! okay?" Su Chi snorted lightly, "He's really capable! Leave his wife alone in the country, and run away by himself." ”

I don't know why, he didn't have a good impression of this unmasked third father at all, just because the third mother didn't think it was worth it.

"You...... You call this a strong argument! A man should put his career first, and what can he do if he guards his wife and children all day long?"

The idol was despised, and Lin Xiaoqiu was anxious.

"You little girl knows how to fart!" Su Chi put away the last piece of clothing and closed the closet door, "When you get married in the future, you will know how pitiful a woman whose husband is not by her side all the year round." ”

"It's as if you're much older than me," Lin Xiaoqiu looked Su Chi up and down a few times, "Also, it's strange that a man like you can get a wife!"

"You're not mistaken, I already have a wife. The corners of Su Chi's stinky mouth curled.

"Cut, who are you fooling?" Lin Xiaoqiu pouted.

"Don't believe it?" Su Chi leaned over and looked Lin Xiaoqiu up and down, "To tell you the truth, my wife wants to have a face and a figure, which is much stronger than your undeveloped mung bean sprouts." ”

"Who do you say are mung bean sprouts?" Lin Xiaoqiu raised his small fist and pointed at Su Chi is pink fist, "Let you talk nonsense, let you talk nonsense again, kill you bad guy!"

"The heroine spares her life, Xiaosheng is wrong. Su Chi smiled while dodging, "You're not a mung bean sprout, you're a soybean sprout." ”

As he spoke, he twisted his waist and fled through the door.

"Stop!"

Lin Xiaoqiu's face flushed with anger, and he gritted his teeth and chased after him.

When I chased out the dormitory door, I found that there was not even a figure in the hallway.

"Is this bad guy a dog? faster than a rabbit!" Lin Xiaoqiu stomped his foot and chased after him again.

But before chasing out, she didn't forget to close the door of Su Chi's dormitory.

chased out of the Shan Jiao Building and came to the street, Lin Xiaoqiu turned his little head to look for it, but there was no trace of Su Chi anywhere.

"This bad guy, where did he run away after such a short period of time? Lin Xiaoqiu was so angry that he stomped his foot again.

Lin Xiaoqiu, who was turning Miaoman's body back and forth in the morning light, was like a willow branch dancing lightly in the spring breeze, attracting sideways glances from passers-by.

Just when Lin Xiaoqiu was about to lose his patience, a figure swayed out of the Shan Jiao Building.

With a cigarette on his lips and a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth, it was Su Chi.

"Where did you die?" Lin Xiaoqiu glared at Su Chi angrily.

"Pee!" Su Chi looked innocent.

"You ......" Lin Xiaoqiu was stunned, her pretty face flushed slightly, "Why are you so vulgar?"

"How vulgar is peeing?" Su Chi spread his hands, "Eating and drinking Lazar, human nature, from sages to recklessness, is no exception." When did you hear about anyone who hasn't peed all their lives?"

"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you. Lin Xiaoqiu turned around angrily and gave Su Chi the back of his head.

Su Chi was even more energetic, and leaned over to Lin Xiaoqiu's side and continued, "The latest research shows that girls should urinate at least six times a day, otherwise, if the toxins in the body cannot be completely discharged, it will become acne on the face or something, look, you have grown a little beanie here, it must be less peeing." Why don't I wait for you here for a while, and you can go in and take a soak?"

"Are you still finished?"

Lin Xiaoqiu was so angry in his heart, he couldn't wait to kick this hateful bad guy into the holly bushes on the side of the road.

"Of course it's not over!" Su Chi staggered forward with a cigarette in his mouth, like someone who had nothing to do, "Didn't you say that you would take me to familiarize yourself with the campus?"

He doesn't have to guess that he knows that the little girl will definitely follow.

It's just that he guessed the beginning, but not the end.

Lin Xiaoqiu not only followed, but also grabbed his arm and leaned his soft and wonderful body on him affectionately.

"Little girl, this is confused, right?"

Su Chi muttered in his heart, but soon he understood.

Six people came across the street, three men and three women, hooking up in pairs.

All six of them dyed their hair colorfully, and their bodies were either chains or glass balls, the three women were all dressed like ghosts with heavy makeup, and the three men were all fluttering, and they looked like they were overindulgent.

"Xiaoqiu, who is he?"

The man at the head had a gloomy face, stared at Lin Xiaoqiu deadly, and asked through gritted teeth.

The acne-covered guy on his left looked Su Chi up and down, "Boy, you're quite fat, you dare to soak Lu Shao's horse?"

The little thin man on the right hand side was more direct, "Hurry up and let go of her, believe it or not, I beat you and you can't take care of yourself!"

Lu Shao?

Su Chi glanced at the person led by him, who was 1.8 meters tall and a little handsome, but the bags under his eyes were a little black, and he must have fired a lot of guns last night.

This guy is Lin Xiaoqiu's boyfriend?

Su Chi turned his head to look at Lin Xiaoqiu again, the little girl squeezed her eyes at him, and said to Lu Shao: "Lu Tianhao, who is he and what does it matter to you? ”

As she spoke, the little girl leaned back against Su Chi again.

This is an awkward quarrel with my boyfriend, and he wants to use me as a shield and be angry with him?

Su Chi secretly guessed.

This matter is so troublesome, I was used as a shield yesterday, and I am used as a shield again today.

But yesterday he used himself as a shield for his wife, who has been married since childhood, and he should be shared, but he doesn't want to be a shield today.

"I said," Su Chi raised his finger and pointed to the girl with heavy makeup who was still wrapped around Lu Tianhao's body, "Who is she?"

It's awkward to be awkward, it's a bit too much to fool around with other women, he wants to take care of this boyfriend for Lin Xiaoqiu - how can you say that Lin Xiaoqiu is also the niece of the third mother, isn't it?

Without waiting for Lu Tianhao to speak, the little thin man preemptively said: "What's the matter with you kid? Hurry up and get out of here, roll as far as you want, beep again, I won't beat you to death!"

The acne-covered guy grinned, "You can't see it, this chick is Lu Shao's horse! Women are different, grinding too much, and the powder wood 1 ear will turn black, haha......"

When Lu Tianhao heard this, his face became more and more gloomy, and when he saw Lin Xiaoqiu's birdly appearance, he was immediately angry.

"Sensei talk nonsense with him, beat him up first!"