Text Text_Chapter 6 Nightclub Beauty
Tang Sanfu looked at Sun Wukong with a look of affirmation plus affirmation and absolute affirmation and incomparably sincerity, and nodded vigorously: "Sure." ”
There was a dead silence between heaven and earth......
Sun Wukong's eyes were red, his fists were clenched, and he gritted his teeth!
The bald head looks cute, and I look like I'm weak, you can beat me up.
Sun Wukong fought between heaven and man in his heart: "This bald man is too bullying, I really want to kill him!"
But looking at this guy's expression, it is clear that he hasn't beaten anyone for many years, and he urgently needs a sandbag to vent his emotions and wait for the door.
If I really do it, I will be killed eighty percent of the ......
But it's too embarrassing to forget it.
What to do......"
At this moment, a roar sounded: "Roar!"
I saw a white-fronted tiger with hanging eyes appear in front of the two, and the tiger roared loudly and majestic!
At that moment, Sun Wukong seemed to see the steps of dismounting, and turned his head sharply to look over, and the anger of Monkey King was directly suppressed!
At the same time, the bald man also looked at the dissatisfaction with the flight of the cooked duck.
Neither of them is a good bird, condescendingly, looking at this white-fronted tiger with a look that I want to kill you.
The majestic white-fronted tiger that was majestic a moment ago turned into a weak, helpless, and pitiful look at the two peerless fierce gods at this moment.
"Master, leave this to me. Sun Wukong has no place to sprinkle his anger, so he is gearing up, and he has a posture of wanting to be angry.
Tang Sanfu ignored him, but looked at the white-fronted tiger in front of him very seriously, and asked, "Little tiger, I understand what you just called, are you saying that I am bald!?"
After Tang Sanfu finished speaking, his eyes gradually became sharp and ferocious.
The white-fronted tiger looked confused, and although the white-fronted tiger couldn't understand human words, he also felt that the bald man was wronging him. However, the tiger can't be spoken, so he can only admit it.
Sun Wukong's face was dark, and he said in his heart: "Damn, this bald man is too far-fetched to find a reason to beat people, right?"
Feeling the crisis of life and death, the white-fronted tiger turned around and was about to run as soon as he clamped his tail......
As a result, a big hand and a stick fell at the same time!
Rumble!
After a while, smoke rose from the cooking......
A bald monk and a monkey with barely wearing anything were sitting there feasting.
Both guys ate with mouthfuls of oil.
One is born greedy and loves food the most;
One is that he hasn't eaten meat for more than 400 years;
Naturally, the two guys were very happy to eat.
After eating and drinking, Sun Wukong leaned against a big tree and asked while picking his teeth, "Master, aren't you a monk?
Syllable!
A shoe slapped on Sun Wukong's face.
"You're a monk, your whole family is a monk!" Tang Sanfu scolded and scolded, and at the same time casually cut the white tiger skin into a tiger head cloak and draped it on his body, his bald head was stuffed into the tiger's head, and it suddenly looked not so bright.
Sun Wukong couldn't understand this monk a little, obviously Guanyin Bodhisattva said that it was a monk who came to save him, why didn't this guy recognize his profession?
However, there was one thing that he was very pleased with, and that was that the thief bald acquiesced in him and called him Master.
Sun Wukong looked at Tang San's tiger skin cloak, majestic, and then looked at his almost bare buttocks, and shouted unwillingly: "Master, give me some tiger skins? ”
When Tang Sanfu heard this, he thought about it, so he nodded and said, "It makes sense." ”
Sun Wukong was overjoyed, and his heart said: "Finally have clothes to wear!"
The next moment, however, he saw the bald man burrow into the woods at once, and in a short time he came out with a white-haired rabbit.
Sun Wukong had a bad premonition......
The next moment, he looked down at the white triangle on his crotch, rabbit fluff, sexy little panties, and wanted to cry without tears!
The point is that the rabbit's head is just stuck on the big bird, which is called a cute one!
"You have the clothes, let's go. ”
Tang Sanfu patted Sun Wukong and signaled that he could go.
Sun Wukong said: "Master, don't I wear this?"
Tang Sanfu's eyes gradually became fierce, and he asked with a smile on his lips: "The rabbit that took three seconds to catch for the teacher, and it took another minute and twelve seconds to help you make these pants, you told me that you couldn't wear them?!Are you sure?"
Looking at the face full of threats, Sun Wukong compromised bitterly: "Wear, wear...... Can't I wear it?"
Tang San's face was like a Sichuan opera changing face, and he became gentle in an instant, and said with a smile: "Good boy, let's go." ”
Following Tang San's burial, Sun Wukong tilted his head, wondering from which angle to knock the girl to death......
However, he also understands that the gap in strength is too great, and rash action is equivalent to death.
So he gave up on the idea for the time being.
However, if you can't beat it, what if you run?
With an idea, Sun Wukong stepped forward: "Master, you are strong, why don't you fly directly to Lingshan?"
Tang Sanfu replied casually: "Because I can't fly." ”
"Huh?!" Sun Wukong's eyes lit up, and the corners of his mouth unconsciously hung a smile: "Master, are you teasing me? ”
Tang Sanyu shook his head and said, "I really can't fly." ”
"Oh......"
"Somersault Cloud!"
With a shout, Tang Sanyu looked up, only to see that Sun Wukong was about to fly out of the sky! He scratched his bald head and muttered, "This is flying?"
Sun Wukong turned over 108,000 miles with his head, and when he saw that the bald man didn't catch up, he couldn't help laughing loudly: "Hahaha...... My grandson is finally free! Dead thief, go and learn the scriptures yourself!"
As soon as the word thief bald came out, Sun Wukong suddenly snorted, and then he felt that something appeared above his head, blocking the sun.
At the same time, the temperature around him plummeted instantly, and he had a feeling of being targeted by a peerless beast.
This scene is a little familiar......
"Isn't it?"
Sun Wukong slowly raised his head, only to see a bald head on his head, looking at him with a gloomy face, grinning at her!
"Division...... Master...... Didn't you say you couldn't fly?" Sun Wukong exclaimed.
The thief said, "I can't fly, but I can jump!
Then the thief suddenly realized, patted his bald head and said, "Is this flying?"
Sun Wukong said with a crying voice: "Of course this is flying!"
The thief said, "Oh...... I understand, the so-called flying is the long jump!"
Sun Wukong has an urge to crash to death on the ground, this Nima, what a brain circuit!
But the next moment, he really cried.
"Monkey, what did you just call a teacher?"
"Master. ”
"No, the previous sentence. ”
"It's still Master!"
"Teachers don't like to lie! You tell the truth, and it's not difficult for you to be a teacher. ”
"I call you a thief. ”
"Look at the punch!"