"Brother Shan, my book has been published. ”

"What book?"

"It's the triple door you sent me, I revised it, added my experience, and revised it to 250,000 words, divided into two volumes. ”

"What is the name of the book you changed?"

"I haven't changed it, it's still called Triple Gate. ”

"You cow, you are not afraid that Han Han will know to kill you. ”

Bao Xiaoming, who was excited, immediately reacted when he saw this message, WeChat is not the same world. After a while. Bao Xiaoming replied,

"I printed 10 sets privately, and sent a few sets to my buddies, Han Han couldn't see it. ”

"666, I'll get a few copies next time, Xiao Ming, you send a set to my brother, and let my brother give you pointers. "Bao Xiaoming stared at the information, what should I do!What should I do! Brother Shan is the most chatty on WeChat, and the two sets of books were passed on to him by him. How do he want books to be sent.

"Brother Shan, I'm sorry that all the books were delivered, or the set I left for myself will be sent to you. ”

Brother Shan has been seeing the information for more than 10 minutes, and he is obviously insincere.

"Forget it, you can keep it for yourself, I have something to talk about later. Bao Xiaoming looked at the information and understood in his heart that Brother Shan may not take care of himself in the future, during this time playing WeChat Bao Xiaoming gradually understood that his friends on WeChat are humorous and straightforward, and they can chat with you for a few hours, all kinds of ridicule. For those who are not honest, they will not be ignored anymore.

Bao Xiaoming combed through WeChat carefully, and found that he said that he had sent a few sets to his buddies, and then said that he had the last set, and the meaning of the words was obviously that there were still others, and he was not a brother of the mountain.

slapped himself Bao Xiaoming was no longer interested, lying on the bed thinking about how to interact with WeChat friends, what not to say, how to let others find books for him to pass on books, thinking about Bao Xiaoming slowly fell asleep.

On the last day of the Singularity in July, the company's system automatically sent the data of all books to the responsible editor and the finance department, and Peaches opened the Singularity system in the morning to skim through other books and found "Those Years ......".

"Those Years ......" trial reading 222581, subscribe to 153684, download 36824.Take the computer and carefully calculate the subscription fee of 1690524 yuan, 5% of it is 84526.2 yuan, download 405064 yuan, and take 3% of it is 12151.92 yuan, a total of 96678.12 yuan, and there are more than 70,000 yuan after paying personal taxes. Peaches hurried away the bags, shoes, and clothes in her mind. You can't go wrong with peaches when you're still at work!

"Pride ......" subscribed to 6305 and downloaded 568, and "Battle for the ......" subscribed 2684 and downloaded 268...... 60 copies sold 21684, downloads 5236, many of them are books of about 100,000 words, almost 6500 yuan, if there is no "Those Years ......" to pay the individual tax, this month is about 7,000 more. Then review the novels that have been updated today.

Bao Xiaoming received a call from Joke Daquan magazine a few days ago, wanting to serialize funny jokes on his blog, Bao Xiaoming thought about it, this can also expand his popularity. asked to write his profile into the works "Triple Gate", "Those Years ......", and the joke magazine agreed to Bao Xiaoming after reading the contract of Shanghi Publishing House.

Niu Mengmeng is a loyal reader of the jokes, a few girlfriends gathered around the bookstall outside the community in the morning, and today is the first issue of the joke book in August.

(In Chinese class, teacher: Xiao Ming asks you to make a sentence imitation exercise of "If every drop of water can represent a blessing, then I will send you an ocean"!)

Xiao Ming: If every flower represents a blessing, then I will send you a wreath!

Instantly the whole class was a sensation!!

Teacher: Get out, get out of the !! right away)

Niu Mengmeng laughed out loud. A few girlfriends also smiled from ear to ear.

"Oh, this Xiao Ming, I'm laughing to death" Zhu Zhu laughed while watching.

"yes, yes, it's much naughtier than the boys in the class. ”

"Uh-huh"

"The boss collects money, and the joke Daquan is 12 yuan, so you don't need to look for it. Niu Mengmeng paid the money and planned to go back to see it.

"Mine, give"

A few girlfriends each have a magazine and go to Niu Mengmeng's house together, her parents have gone out to work, and everyone plans to read the magazine first, and then watch TV.

As soon as he sat on the sofa, Zhu Zhu read: "The teacher called Xiao Ming outside the classroom."

Teacher: "Your homework is getting worse and worse, what's going on?"

Xiao Ming: "Teacher, wait for me to find out the reason, and tell you in the afternoon, okay?"

Teacher: "Okay!"

In the afternoon, the teacher called Xiao Ming outside the classroom again. Teacher: "Did you find the reason?"

Xiao Ming: "I found it, my grandfather said that the homework is getting harder and harder, and he can't help it." ”

Teacher: "Get out!"

"I can't do it, I'm laughing to death, take a break" Zhu Zhu slapped himself on the chest with a smile.

"Hahahaha......"

"Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee......"

Finally, after reading the 'Xiao Ming Get Out' column, several girlfriends hugged each other and giggled, and after a pause, Niu Mengmeng said: "There was no such series before, the new addition, well, 10 articles were written by one person,"

"That's right, it's called Bao Xiaoming, hahaha, he's Xiao Ming"

"Well, write his own. ”

"It's so naughty......"

"You see there's an introduction to him."

Author. Bao Xiaoming. Born in 1987, a native of Hangzhou City, Zhejiang Province, graduated from Hangzhou No. 3 Middle School, and published works include the novel "Triple Gate" published by Shanghi Publishing House, the e-book Singularity Network "Those Years ......", and the joke column "Xiao Ming, get out"

"Oh, Xiao Ming seems to be only 18, as old as us, and he is also taking the college entrance examination this year. ”

"Yes, it's a pity that in Hangzhou, I can't see me anymore, I don't know if he will be admitted to Hi University. ”

"Let's go to the bookstore and look for his triple door. ”

"Let's go together!" A few girlfriends went to dig out a book together. As the largest magazine in the country, the joke book has nearly 20 million copies per issue and nearly 5 million copies for the first time......

"Hey, help me send 200,000 sets of triple doors tomorrow"

"Mountain Province, 200,000 Triple Gate"

"Canton Province, 300,000 Triple Gate"

"Goryeo Province, 400,000 Triple Gate"

"Xiangjiang Province ......"......

At 2 o'clock in the afternoon, the phone call of the sales department of Hi Publishing House has not stopped, most of the provinces in the country are urging goods, and the sales manager has a statistic that 38 of the 59 provinces in the country are urging the triple door.

"Lao Xu, did you investigate with the external department and found out the reason? ”

"Mr. Li, the author of the triple door opened a column in the joke Daquan, and the readers of the joke Daquan basically bought the triple door in the morning, and the joke Daquan first released 5 million copies, and we started with 200,000 copies, which was seriously out of stock. Lao Xu of the Propaganda Department replied.

"Manager Xu, how many reports are there in your sales department?"

"Mr. Li, 10 million in 38 provinces, they are hoarding goods!" the sales manager specially mentioned.

"Let's discuss how much I should print for the second time. ”

"Well, it's estimated that 10 million is almost, the seller has already considered the back, and deliberately stocked up, we shouldn't print it, 10 million is enough. ”

"Xiao Guo, 10 million is definitely not enough, there are 200 million people from junior high school to college students in the country, and the triple gate is facing this kind of person, buy a book of 40 million copies according to 5 students, 10 million is definitely not enough"

"Lao Xie, the jokes are only 20 million per issue, and all the readers who buy you are only 20 million, how do you calculate 40 million. ”

"Yes. How do you count 40 million thank you. "There are 7 people in the small conference room, and you are arguing with each other.

"All right, you are quiet. Let's print 10 million first, Manager Guo took your editorial department to go to Hangzhou, sign the second printing contract with the author, in order to hurry up you set off now, sign a contract with the author, and immediately send photos to let the printing company start work early. The 2 of you pay more attention to the author. If he has the next work, find a way to sign with him. ”

"Okay, Mr. Li. ”

"Alright, adjournment. ”