If you want to see the sexiest and most voluptuous song and dance in Paris, you have to choose Crazy Horse (those who are pure erotica).

Crazy Horse is much more 'mouthful' than both Moulin Rouge and Lido, and is known for its fruit dance show, where the dancers are more glamorous, and it also adds a sense of enchanting mystery to the smoky, light-and-shadow stage. The whole stage performance can be said to be a combination of light and shadow human aesthetics.

Crazy Horse is the youngest of the four major nightclubs in Paris. It was 'already' in 1951 when it was founded, and was known for its romantic dance in pure Gallic style and taste.

Despite being the youngest, it is known as a 'national treasure performance' in Gaulla. If the Lido's 'Bluebell Girls' were carefully selected to be selected, it would not be an exaggeration to say that the dancers of Crazy Horse were 'one in a million'. All performers should be fine to the centimeter in terms of height, the ratio of leg length to body length, the distance between the chest, and the distance from the navel to the pubic bone.

The breasts are big? No, the breasts are small, no, the breasts are not big, they are not small, but they don't look good? No, as for what sagging and expanding, then don't even think about it. The cast of Crazy Horse is the most difficult to choose from in any Parisian nightclub, but it is also the dream of any dancer. Almost all Gallic dancers made it their goal to be on a Crazy Horse team.

And even if the dancers who are selected for the Crazy Horse Show want to step on the stage of the Crazy Horse Show, they still need to undergo three months of intensive training, and many people will be swept away by this level!

Think about it, dancing for so many years, staying in shape for so many years, just to run to a nightclub and dance bare-ass。。。。。。ed?

When he arrived at the door of the Crazy Horse nightclub, Xiao Peng found a problem: it turned out that he needed to make an appointment to watch the show here! The queue at the door could be lined up a mile away.

"Single dog, what's going on?" Xiao Peng asked.

The single dog also looked confused: "Although the business here is usually very good, it is not so hot." He stretched out his head to look at it, but he understood the reason: "God, today's guest performer is Tita Vantis, no wonder it's so lively here." Mr. Xiao, what should we do?"

"Titavantes?" Xiao Peng thought for a moment, "You mean the ex-wife of rock star Marilyn Manson?"

"Yes, that's her!" replied the single dog.

"When Marilyn Manson married a stripper, many people thought it was fake news, but she was really a striptease. Xiao Peng sighed.

Who knew that the single dog listened to Xiao Peng's words and kicked his eyes: "Mr. Xiao, you can't say that about Tita, she is not just a stripper, she only creates dreams, she is the dream lover of all men! Alas, now that she is in her forties, if you don't watch her performance, it will be a great sound." You really should go and see her! ”

Xiao Peng really couldn't imagine what was so beautiful about a woman in her forties dancing glamorously, but looking at the excited look on the face of the single dog, this was an appreciation from the heart, Xiao Peng thought about it, directly took out his mobile phone, and dialed the service hotline of Da Mo Bank, and a few minutes later, Xiao Peng hung up the phone: "It's done!"

The single dog parked the car directly at the door of the Crazy Horse nightclub, and the waiter next to him helped him open the car door, Xiao Peng got out of the car and directly stuffed him with a ten euro as a tip, and said to the single dog who was driving: "Get out of the car, let them park, you follow me in and see." Take off your hat and tie. ”

The single dog is now the standard dress of the private driver of the Eagle Country, wearing a straight suit and a big-brimmed hat, and taking off the big-brimmed hat This suit and leather shoes look also very good, as for the tie, Xiao Peng insisted that only those who sell insurance and real estate and engage in pyramid-selling wear that thing.

The single dog was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and his face was happy: "Mr. Xiao, can I go and see it?"

Xiao Peng said: "Nonsense, I'm not too bored by myself?"

Under the guidance of the service staff, the two walked into the Crazy Horse nightclub, which was more like a large restaurant than a nightclub, with neat tables with tableware, and many people were already waiting for the performance.

Xiao Peng's position was in the front row of a two-person table, Xiao Peng took off his bear skin and handed it to the waiter for storage, and sat down by himself.

In the early years, if you wanted to enter such a show, you had to wear a suit, leather shoes, tie and hat, but now you don't need to wear too formal clothes, but wearing short skirts, sportswear, sneakers, slippers and the like will still be denied entry.

"Mr. Xiao, how much is the ticket here?" asked the single dog curiously.

Xiao Peng thought for a while: "It seems to be seven hundred and twenty euros, and I didn't hear it clearly." ”

The single dog took a breath: "It's so expensive, it's more expensive than Lido." Titavantes' influence is really not covered. ”

Of the four major shows in Paris, the most expensive is the Lido nightclub, followed by the Moulin Rouge, then Crazy Horse, and the cheapest is Paradiso Latin. In fact, the cheapest prices of the four major shows are about the same, that is, sixty or seventy euros, and the difference lies in the price after pairing with gourmet champagne.

In Latin Paradiso, a glass of champagne and a few side dishes to watch the show are only 130 euros, but in the Lido, such a set menu costs 500 euros, in Crazy Horse it costs 280 euros, the Moulin Rouge costs 420 euros, and today Xiao Peng's location here is 720 euros, which shows that Titavantis is very influential.

Xiao Peng didn't ask for the champagne they provided at the show, although the Moët & Chandon dry champagne is very good, it can be said to be the most famous champagne in the world, but after all, the price is not expensive, the price of 40 euros a bottle is sorry for his identity------ after all, he came by Rolls-Royce!

It would be nonsense to say that Xiao Peng is not vain, looked at the wine list, and directly asked for a bottle of Dom Pérignon champagne, there is a gap between 4,000 euros and 40 euros, as for the side dishes, Xiao Peng didn't order anything else, a few portions of ham made of Corsican black pig from Loreto di Casanca, Corsica Highlands, and the waiter showed Xiao Peng the indication of origin to prove that this is genuine.

Many people think that Europeans don't eat pork, but in fact this is really not the case, Gauls are particularly fond of pork, and many pork products are famous, such as Bayona ham, cooked meat sauce, etc.

On the plate in front of me, there are ham meat, pork loin sausage, and air-dried neck, and the taste is very different. For example, there is no fat in the neck meat, and the non-bloody parts of the pork loin taste better when made into sausages.

This Corsican ham, which can be used with an appellation of origin, is used by only 80 households in the whole of Corsica and is a symbol of quality. If you want to eat such a ham of origin, you can't do it with money.

It takes about a year to make a Corsican ham, and about five months to make a pork loin sausage or dried neck meat, and the quantity is extremely rare, which makes the Gauls who love food a good quality!

This kind of ham, sausage and air-dried neck may sound like a very dry and hard food, but it is not really the case, after cutting it is thickly fat, it tastes fat but not greasy, and the aroma is abnormal. And there is a strong smell of hazelnuts, which should be smoked from hazelnut wood.

Xiao Peng also poured a glass of champagne for the single dog, although he drove, and the Gallic punishment for drunk driving is quite strict, drunk driving, directly revoke the three-year driver's license and fine 135 euros, if drunk driving, not to mention the three-year license revocation, a fine of 4,500 euros, two years in prison!

But it can't stand that the Gallic drunk driving standard is higher than that of Huaxia, which is more than 20 milligrams of alcohol per 100 milliliters of blood is considered drunk driving, 80 milligrams is drunk driving, and 50 milligrams in Gaul is considered drunk driving, and 80 milligrams is drunk driving, so drinking a glass of champagne is still nothing.

The single dog looked at the champagne and his eyes were almost straight, plus he sat in the best position in the front row, took out his mobile phone and kept playing with selfies, until the waiter came to remind him, now you can pat it, and it is forbidden to take pictures after the show starts, so as not to affect the dancers' performance, and the single dog did not stop until this time.

It didn't take long for the show to finally begin. As Xiao Peng imagined, it started as a warm-up performance, and as the music remembered, a group of dancers sang and danced and started the normal performance.

All the girls in the whole performance are in the sky, and there are Quanguo, which looks more tempting, but after watching Xiao Peng for a while, he found that why is this called 'the aesthetic combination of light and shadow'? It's very simple! Even if you are a dancer of Quanguo, you can't see what important position is clearly------ stage uses light and shadow effects to directly cover up the important part of the dancer!

It looks relatively modern, there are steel pipes and the like, and the stage is not as big as I imagined. But compared to the 'lap dance' experienced in the Stars and Stripes Country, this is too far behind, right? At first, it was a little interesting to watch, but when I looked at Xiao Peng, all I had left was to eat ham and drink champagne.

Just when Xiao Peng was extremely bored, the scene erupted in warm applause, Xiao Peng looked left and right, the warm-up performance on the stage had ended, and the next one to come out was Titavantes. I don't know if this applause is dedicated to the warm-up actors, or to her who is about to appear.

When the light sounded on the stage, the audience burst into warm applause and whistles, and Xiao Peng saw this legendary woman, the world's most valuable stripper, who danced striptease as an art.

The single dog introduced excitedly: "Mr. Xiao, since Marilyn Monroe's death, she has always been the muse of later generations, her smile and dress are imitated by others, but the only woman who really grasps the charm and sexiness that Monroe represents, is only Titavants!"

Xiao Peng was speechless, as for it, an old woman in her forties fascinated you so much, but he was also curious, and shifted his gaze to the dance floor. Looking at that woman, Xiao Peng first felt: It's not beautiful.

This is not Xiao Peng's nonsense, this Titavantes's face is more square, and it does not conform to the aesthetics of the Oriental, with black curly hair, blue eyes with black cat's eye makeup, and strong red lips, it has a very retro feeling.

At this moment, she is wearing extravagant sexy underwear, lying in a huge transparent champagne glass, waving a special ostrich feather fan, revealing a strong temptation in her every move, well, Xiao Peng decided to change his opinion of her, this is indeed a sexy woman.

Her performance is not like other women, all fruitful: wearing a translucent crystal dress customized by Warlordski, she looks very luxurious, and there is a looming hazy beauty, every movement and every look is just right for elegance and SAO, which is a very high-end sexy.

Xiao Peng counted on his fingers, wow, this woman is 46 years old? In the Chinese saying, it is also 'over half a hundred years old', but the years have not left too many traces on her body, and now her figure and skin are still very well maintained, no wonder she is still performing striptease performances today-

This is not easy, you must know that European and American women are easy to get old, as soon as they get older, they are easy to lose shape and have loose skin.

The most surprising thing is that from the mouth of the single dog, she learned that she has never endorsed any skin care products, because she thinks, 'Everyone's body is different, I can't talk about it irresponsibly'.

Tsk, her attitude should really let those 'stars' in Huaxia take a good look, don't even sell your conscience in order to make money, what products are endorsed like Liu Xling, what products have quality problems, there are really too many cases in Huaxia!

But to be honest, this kind of performance is really not to Xiao Peng's taste, and after watching it for a while, I feel like that, just a group of women in sexy underwear showing off their thighs. It's just that with the extravagant scenes and costumes, it makes people go back to the drunken attitude of half a century ago.

However, the single dog was very excited, and even pointed to a table next to him with a jealous face and introduced to Xiao Peng: "Mr. Xiao, look, that's her boyfriend, Luis de Castelbayak!"

Xiao Peng saw that it was a very young man, according to the introduction of the single dog, he was twelve years younger than Titavantes, but he was not that kind of little white face, he was a serious nobleman, and he had the title of earl.

This makes Xiao Peng really incomprehensible, does this guy lack maternal love? Is there really a cultural difference, an earl lets his girlfriend perform a striptease in public, and he goes to cheer for it? This is unacceptable in Chinese culture at all, okay?

Xiao Peng snapped his fingers, motioned to the waiter to bring his clothes, and left directly.

Ma's, 15% of the tip amount, I knew I wouldn't call it such an expensive wine, it's really boring to play here. Spend money to find guilt!