Chapter 291: Can I Scold?
"Shizi intersection! Let's go!"
Song Zheng followed a group of people to launch the Turtle School Qigong, feeling that he was simply two to the limit, full of shame, which made him quite embarrassed. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
In the opening scene, Wu Zongxian Balabala, Nono and Kang Kang were helping to sell cuteness on the side, watching a gorilla and an old man shamelessly selling cuteness, and Song Zheng blushed for them.
Then there is the introduction of the guest, Song Zheng, a mainland boy, actually became the protagonist and became the protagonist, constantly being ridiculed by Wu Zongxian, the core is his relationship with Lin Xinru, which is obviously the most concerned issue of the compatriots on the treasure island.
Song Zheng obviously couldn't adapt to it, so he could only smile vigorously and remain silent, which was also taught by Lin Xinru halfway, if he didn't know what to say, just follow the smirk, but Lin Xinru Balabala said very happily, fortunately, there are students all around, Wu Zongxian's festival has not fallen to pieces, otherwise ask the last sentence "When was the last time you did it", Song Zheng promised to leave immediately.
After Song Zheng and his wife introduced him, Wu Zongxian began to take Su Youpeng to find fun, it can be seen that Su Youpeng is not a variety show, and he was very embarrassed to be asked, especially Wu Zongxian also specially asked, the agreement between him and Lin Xinru, Su Youpeng was in front of Lin Xinru's real husband, and he didn't know what to do.
Regarding the so-called agreement between Lin Xinru and Su Youpeng, Song Zheng also knows a little, it seems that when the two of them were filming "Huanzhu Gege" together, because they were both from Baodao, they lost a lot of fans at that time, and basically fell to the bottom of their careers.
As a result, Lin Xinru was directly intercepted by Song Zheng, and Su Youpeng is still a single dog.
This is not only Su Youpeng's embarrassment, but Lin Xinru is also so embarrassed that she can't do it, it was originally a joke, who knew that it was so spread, many people knew about it, and now it is still ridiculed as a joke.
Lin Xinru secretly looked at Song Zheng's face, and saw that he didn't take it seriously, so she felt a little relieved.
Song Zheng is naturally not so careful, he also knows that it is a joke, and he can take it seriously, besides, it is just a joke, even if Song Zheng meets Lin Zhiying, and Lin Xinru's senior in high school, he doesn't care, it's all in the past tense, and it's not worth being jealous.
Wu Zongxian saw that Su Youpeng's face was red, and he didn't chase after him, he grasped the proportions very well, which would only make the guests feel embarrassed, but would not make the guests really angry.
After introducing Su Youpeng, Chen Qiaoen's children were ignored gorgeously, obviously, she was able to be on this popular show on Treasure Island, because the brokerage company shoehorned it in, otherwise with her fame, it would not be enough to get this coffee position.
After the guest introduction, and then the game officially began, a little girl wearing a miniskirt and feeling cold when Song Zheng looked at her appeared gorgeously, announcing the first word of today's game, that is, the first food - cucumber!
Song Zhengte wanted to ask what that thing was, and why it sounded like a kind of shy rush.
After the first food was announced, the three groups carried out the work, and before leaving, Wu Zongxian also announced the punishment method this time, adding lemon juice one by one!
Just listening, Song Zheng felt pantothenic acid in his mouth, let alone the ingredients, look at the so-called ingredients, big green peppers, garlic, green onions, ginger, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, pepper, and TM Japanese wasabi, if this thing is added to it all, can it still be drunk?
Lin Xinru's face changed when she saw it, grabbed Song Zheng's arm and worked hard, the two glanced at each other, and Song Zheng clearly saw that Lin Xinru's eyes were full of threats.
If you lose, you'll drink alone!
Why is this old lady getting more and more ruthless, and when she returns to Yanjing, she has to clean it up!
"Let's go!"
Wu Zongxian greeted and ran away first, Song Zheng didn't know this place, and if he got lost again, it would be a shame, so he hurriedly dragged Lin Xinru's arm to follow.
Song Zheng has lived for two lifetimes, he has never gone to college, and he has been to Yanying before, but the school is too small, and it looks like an old residential community.
It's too tm big!
Hey, Song Zheng actually found a shampoo room, (⊙o⊙)... It's a hair salon!
There are not only hair salons, but also beauty salons, Internet cafes, various flavor restaurants, billiard rooms, motor rooms, damn it, Song Zheng looks like he is going to mourn for the college students in the mainland, this is not comparable at all!
Look at what kind of life the college students in the treasure island are, and then think about the college students in the mainland, they are completely low.
Song Zheng was touching left and right, and was suddenly dragged by Lin Xinru, it turned out that Wu Zongxian had already entered a snack bar, the area was not large, and the store was opened by a few young people, who seemed to be students of this university.
As soon as Lin Xinru appeared, it immediately attracted the onlookers of the customers in the store, and I have to say that in Treasure Island, Lin Xinru's popularity is enough to explode Song Zheng's ten streets.
"Brother, do you have any melons to sell here!?"
"Yes!"
The owner of the store was also excited, don't look at the treasure island, but the chance of meeting artists is still very small, especially Wu Zongxian, Lin Xinru is a big coffee, as for Song Zheng, he was directly ignored.
Along the way, there are many people who recognize Song Zheng, but most of them are full of hostility, and that look can roast Song Zheng.
Song Zheng is also self-aware, knowing that he is now the public enemy of the male citizens of the treasure island, and he is also very low-key, of course, even if he wants to be high-profile, he can't do it even if he wants to be high-profile, this kind of variety show, he doesn't know what to do at all, so he can only watch stupidly from the sidelines.
After a while, the shopkeeper brought a small porcelain altar, Song Zheng was curious, and came to see it, he was full of curiosity about things like melons.
Boom!
The shopkeeper opened the lid, Song Zheng inhaled hard at the mouth of the altar, my uncle, what is the smell of this TM, it is sour and smelly, and it has a taste that is better than that of bean juice, and it rushed to the top of his head, almost knocking Song Zheng down.
I really want to curse!
Wu Zongxian seemed to be very accustomed to this taste, and took out a piece of chopsticks from it, brown, it looked like it should be some kind of pickled fruit, it looked quite tempting, and the color was bright, but the taste, Song Zheng really didn't dare to compliment.
Does this thing really need to be eaten!?
Song Zheng quietly moved back, treating himself as a dog, silently thinking in his heart: Can't see me, can't see me!
Wu Zongxian looked at it for a while, sniffed it vigorously, and said, "The taste is very fragrant, very mellow, and it looks delicious!"
Are you sure!
Song Zheng listened and was almost shocked.
Does it look delicious?
Song Zheng couldn't help but suspect that Wu Zongxian didn't have a human tongue, but why did Lin Xinru also look like he wanted to eat?
The three of them found a table and sat down around, Song Zheng wanted to hide, but he didn't dodge, he could only admit it, the big deal was to pinch his nose and swallow it later, he didn't believe it, can that thing still kill people.
Soon, the cucumber was loaded with a plate and sent it, along with three bowls of white rice porridge, it turned out that that thing was Yanjing's pickles, but how did it taste like that?
Wu Zongxian seemed to see Song Zheng's embarrassed look, and actually strongly recommended it on the side: "This gourd is like the stinky tofu you have there, it may smell weird, but it tastes very mellow!"
Song Zheng looked at Wu Zongxian and almost said the words "I don't believe it".
Seeing that he couldn't hide, Song Zheng picked up the bowl and drank a big mouthful of porridge first, then picked up a piece of slugger melon, threw it into his mouth, and just chewed it, a strange taste rushed straight to his taste buds, making him almost can't help but squirt out the whole mouthful.
It tasted like an old pickle that had been pickled for a long time, fished out and thrown into a vinegar vat for a year, then dried and then added to it.
Completely dark cuisine!
The little Chinese master is coming, and he can't restrain himself!
Song Zheng endured it uncomfortably, and Wu Zongxian and Lin Xinru were also directly surprised.
"That ~~~~~~ the taste of this melon is very strong, you can't eat so much at once!"
When Song Zheng heard this, he looked at Wu Zongxian who reminded him with a shocked face, and felt that he was about to cry, your uncle, say that you can die earlier!
But you can't vomit, if you really vomit, it will be even more humiliating!
Song Zheng endured the nausea, and with a fearless spirit, he finally swallowed the unlucky thing, and felt that even his tongue was numb in his mouth.
"I'm done with the task!"
Wu Zongxian looked admired, then took the chopsticks, put a little bit in his mouth, quickly picked up the bowl, and drank a big mouthful of porridge.
It can be seen that the taste of this thing is really not very good, and even the locals of Treasure Island can't bear it.
But what kind of one is it that your uncle just said that it is delicious to look at!?
Song Zheng slowed down for a long time before he felt that there was no such strange taste in his mouth, Lin Xinru looked at Song Zheng from the side, and couldn't help but smile and endure it very hard.
This hapless!
Song Zheng glared at Lin Xinru, and Lin Xinru glared back unceremoniously!
Who told you not to ask, blame me!?
Well, that's the result of ignorance and not being humble enough to ask for advice!
Anyway, this level has finally passed, next, you have to choose one, and eat the food that starts with the word "melon", Song Zheng doesn't know that the local snacks on Baodao have those weird names, so he can only wait for Wu Zongxian and Lin Xinru to decide.
"Melon ~~~~~ melon~~~~~~ melon ~~~~~~ noodles!" Lin Xinru suggested with an unconfident face.
Song Zheng is embarrassed, it should be pumpkin noodles!
I remember eating at Shilin Night Market yesterday!
Wu Zongxian directly ignored Lin Xinru's proposal and said, "Melon noodle tea!"
Although Song Zheng doesn't know what it is, it sounds reliable!