261 Beauty for adults
"No wonder you refuse to go, it turns out that you have such a means, amazing, too powerful!" Lao Zheng was already so impressed that he threw himself to the ground and said in amazement.
"Go and sit in the house, there is wine and meat, and when they are far away, we will not be too late to go back. Wu Fan said.
Big white and little white circled around the blood-armored pangolin, Wu Fan knew that they wanted to eat the pangolin's meat, and warned them, they all turned back three times in one step, reluctant to give up, and then spread their wings and flew to the sea.
Just after drinking half a glass of wine, Wu Fan said that the three of Mu Lifan had already flown over the place where they had entered Pangu Tears earlier, and they could go back. Lao Zheng drank all the wine in the cup, Wu Fan stuffed the unfinished bottle of fine white wine into Lao Zheng's arms, and stuffed a few packets of salt-baked chicken wings and chicken legs. Lao Zheng was not polite, he accepted them one by one, put them in the bag inside the robe, and patted them, worried about being discovered.
Out of Pangu tears, Wu Fan Lao Zheng Yujian flew and returned to the town of disaster relief. It was already dawn, and many people were leaning against each other by the fire and falling asleep, while others were in a high mood and had stayed awake all night, chatting softly. Seeing Wu Fan Lao Zheng come back, the people who had not slept or had woken up were all happy and greeted warmly.
"Those people are not the villains who escaped from the little hell, they are fighting desperately because of their revenge. Lao Zheng didn't want to reveal the truth, Hu made up. Everyone suddenly realized, only to realize that the thunder and lightning in the distance last night, and the bizarre scene, were all caused by powerful people fighting.
Wu Fan continued to register the names of the villagers and asked them to tell them something valuable in the yang world. Some of the villagers came from other spaces, and Wu Fan directly registered his name. Many villagers gathered around to see the work of the immortal Wu Fan in their minds.
More than an hour passed, but Wu Fan saw a short young man with an obscene appearance coming over, looking a little familiar.
"Immortals, I am a famous comedian in the yang world, I don't need to burn paper money for me, I hope that the gods will avenge me, and I will be satisfied. The young man burst into tears.
"Oh, when you come to the underworld, why bother with the love and hatred of the yang world, you will never be happy like this, you know?" Wu Fan enlightened, paused, and said, "Besides, if you have any grievances, I can't avenge you, my friend won't do such a thing." ”
"Immortal, tell your friends that my hatred is greater than heaven, and if I can't take revenge, I'd rather go to hell and suffer from that fried hook tongue. The young man's face was full of sorrow.
"If you have any grievances, tell me about them. "The gods will be the masters for you!" asked many of the onlookers curiously.
"I'm so miserable, I was killed in a car accident by my wife and her adulterer!" said the young man who was a comedian in his previous life.
When everyone heard this, they became interested, and they all quieted down, looked at the former comedian, and waited for him to continue.
"I was originally a short and poor man, but because I became a comedian, I gradually became a little famous, and I also earned a lot of money and bought a lot of properties. Because I wanted to marry a beautiful mother-in-law, I followed my friends to some universities and participated in university exchange activities. Later, I really got acquainted with a school girl, and she was so beautiful!" said the former comedian.
"If you look like this, can you still marry a school girl? The deputy mayor of the town, Sister Fang, has a lot of experience, and obviously sneered at the former comedian, and interrupted the conversation in a mocking tone.
"Tell me, what is the ranking of the school flowers?" Wu Fan asked because he was at Lingnan University and was affected by the ranking of school flowers, and he was also curious.
"It was a polytechnic university, and my mother-in-law was indeed the school flower at that time, and on the school flower list of this university, the ranking was, by the way, the 376th. The former comedian said with a sincere face.
"Hahaha-" The onlookers laughed loudly, attracting the rest of the villagers to run over and ask what was new, so funny.
"Is there a school with so many rankings?" someone questioned.
"There are only a few female students in the Polytechnic University, so they have to look so ugly that they are ranked three hundred and seventy-six! You're going to laugh at me!" Some villagers bent over with their hands on their stomachs, and some laughed so much that tears flowed.
The former comedian's face turned red, and then he went purple and white, and lowered his head.
"Turnip greens, each has its own love, you think that school flower is beautiful, it is not strange that she will not marry, you continued. Wu Fan encouraged.
"What happened?" said one of the villagers, urgently.
Later, after eating a few times and watching a few movies, as soon as I graduated, the school girl married me and held a luxurious wedding. Before the honeymoon had passed, she introduced her ex-boyfriend, a man who had graduated from the same university, to work as an assistant for me. The former comedian ignored the jokes of the villagers and raised his head to Wu Fan.
"And then, did they cuckold you while you weren't at home?" Except for Wu Fan, everyone here is a person in two lives, and he has already seen everything in the world, and someone deliberately does not open which pot to mention, asked.
"This, this was discovered by me by accident, I can actually bear it, but the gods, what I can't bear is that my mother-in-law transferred all the savings away, and her adulterer squandered and enjoyed it! The most hateful thing is that the child doesn't look like me, I am wronged. Please, fairy, help me avenge me, so that they don't die well!" The former comedian knelt down as he spoke, kept kowtowing to Wu Fan, and burst into tears.
"It's so hateful, if you steal someone, you steal someone, how can you transfer away the money earned by your husband without a dime?!" Some villagers were angry.
"The adulterer and the adulteress also caused a car accident and killed you?" Did you soak them in the pig pen according to the rules?"
"Pan Jinlian is in the hell of our first hall, if you go and ask her, I dare to say, even she will never dare to give birth to such a vicious heart!"
"The mouth of the green bamboo snake, the tail of the wasp is on the needle. There are two reasons, the most poisonous woman's heart! This is what Jiang Ziya said. ”
"Men also have sores on the top of their heads and pus on the soles of their feet, don't just talk about women!" said an old woman indignantly.
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When everyone heard what happened to the former comedian, they were filled with righteous indignation, scolded loudly, and gossiped, and couldn't help but feel sympathy for the poor man in front of them.
"I'm sorry, it's still the same sentence, I can't help you, next. Wu Fan said. Compassion must not be abused, he can indeed travel through time and space, but breaking the rules and helping people to take revenge will inevitably suffer the punishment of heaven, which Wu Fan knows very well.
The poor former comedian, seeing Wu Fan's resolute face and no room for negotiation, stood up and bowed to Wu Fan, lost his soul, silently walked into the distance, sat down and was stunned.
There were still more than 100 people left to register, and it took Wu Fan more than two hours to complete all the registrations.
"Lao Zheng, King Huzhou, you continue to organize the villagers to rebuild their homes, and I'm going to get some supplies. Wu Fan walked to the vicinity of Lao Zheng and King Huzhou. The two of them were directing the villagers to collect useful bricks and stones to be used for building houses.
Lao Zheng asked Wu Fan to go and return quickly, saying that there was a village a few miles away, and the surviving villagers had arrived and asked for rescue. Wu Fan agreed.
went to Feng Zuming, Jiang Hao, and Shen Tianbao, and Wu Fan also said that he was going to leave for a while.
"Where is Brother Wu going, take me with you. Shen Tianbao slept on a blanket brought by Feng Zuming last night, slept well and was full of energy, and wanted to follow Wu Fan to run errands, and said excitedly.
"Forget it, if you go along, it will delay my time, and you can't follow. Wu Fan resolutely refused. Shen Tianbao continued to plead, but it could not change Wu Fan's decision.
Seeing that the former comedian, still alone, sitting on the edge of the ruins, Wu Fan walked over.
"Dude, I said I couldn't help you get revenge, but you can do it yourself. Wu Fan said. This young man is bent on revenge, and Wu Fan has the beauty of an adult, which makes him have a long-cherished wish.
"Ah——, really?" The former comedian's eyes suddenly radiated brilliance, and in the blink of an eye, his gaze dimmed again, and he sighed, "Hey, I can't go back to the yang world, where can I get revenge." ”
"Get up, let's talk as we go. Wu Fan said and waved his hand.
The two of them went one after the other, turning around and into the depths of the ruins, and came to a place that was invisible to those outside.
"I can take you back to the Yang Realm, but only for one day, and after one day, I will bring you back. Wu Fan said.
"Immortals, thank you so much, I must be punctual, and I will never be greedy for the red dust in the yang world. Said the former comedian.
"Okay, you close your eyes, and you'll be there in a moment. Wu Fan commanded. The former comedian closed his eyes according to his words, Wu Fan pushed him into the space ring, returned to the living room of Villa 8 after a thought, and pulled him out again.
When the former comedian opened his eyes, he was shocked to see that the environment had changed drastically. Wu Fan motioned for him to follow him out, quietly went to the edge of the wall, and pulled him out over the wall. At this time, it was already the first night in the earth's space, and taking advantage of the night, Wu Fan asked the name of the place, condensed the true qi flying sword, and asked him to come up.
The former comedian was so frightened that his legs and feet were weak, and Wu Fan stopped talking to him in a hurry, and pulled him up. Rising high in the air, he struck an acceleration charm, and the giant sword galloped away, like a meteor across the sky.
Going to a distant city, Wu Fan landed in the middle of nowhere, walked for a while, took a taxi, and the two continued to go.
"A villa over there, which is my original home, is now brightly lit, and the adulterer and adulteress must be there. After getting out of the car, the former comedian said.
"Okay, I can only send you here, tomorrow night, I'm still in this place, waiting for you to go back. Wu Fan said.
The former comedian nodded, took a few steps, and turned back again.
"Immortal, after I take revenge, I will definitely return all my property, I will explain to my sister, and give most of my property to the immortal's friends. The fairy can tell me how to contact the fairy's friend. Said the former comedian.
"In this way, you can donate to a person named Wu Fan for scientific research purposes, and I will write to you if you contact him. Wu Fan said, took out a pen and paper, and wrote a line of words:
Donate Wu Fan for scientific research, contact Gu Xuanting, phone number 1381XXXXXXXX.
The former comedian took the note, carefully put it away, bowed to Wu Fan, turned away, and disappeared into the night.
Wu Fan walked on the streets of this strange city, looking for a big supermarket, spent more than an hour, purchased a large number of supplies, and refilled the space ring.
To a secluded place, Wu Fan Yujian returned to Villa 8 in Gwangju, although the distance was long, it was only half an hour. Seeing that there was still a light in Gu Xuanting's room, knowing that she was cultivating, Wu Fan made a call to her.
explained that he was out on business and would not be able to come back for a while, Wu Fan told Gu Xuanting that someone would contact her in the future, and she should donate a sum of property to herself. When Gu Xuanting heard this, she was very surprised, and asked about related matters, Wu Fan was vague and prevaricated in a few words.
When I returned to the disaster relief site, I didn't see Lao Zheng and Feng Zuming, and the deputy mayor Fang Damei told me that they had gone to the next village to rescue.
Taking advantage of people's inattention, Wu Fan took out a few tents and quickly set them up. In two tents, a large number of supplies were taken out and piled up like a hill. Wu Fan found Sister Fang again and explained how he distributed and handled the disaster relief materials.
Ignoring the surprised expression on the face of the deputy mayor Fang Damei, Wu Fan said that he wanted to find a few big pots to cook porridge and noodles to satisfy the hunger of the villagers. Sister Fang agreed repeatedly.
"Boom—" There was a loud and dull thud, and the earth shook for a few breaths.
Many villagers were so frightened that they scattered and fled.
"Don't be afraid, it's an aftershock, it won't be too strong!" Wu Fan let out his true qi and transmitted his voice. When the villagers heard this, they all calmed down.