Chapter 476: I Can't Swallow It

Zheng Xudong arrived at Chicago O'Hare International Airport in Illinois at half past nine in the morning.

Chicago is so famous in the world probably thanks to the fact that the city has an NBA basketball team, and that is the basketball flyer Jordan, who played for the five-time championship Bulls.

Zheng Xudong always thought that Chicago must be the capital (provincial capital) of Illinois if it was so famous, and later the flight attendant Hannah smiled and told him that Chicago is indeed very famous in the United States, whether it is economy, politics, sports, and culture, it ranks among the top five in the United States, but it is not the capital, and the capital of Illinois is Springfield.

Another place in Chicago that has a connection to China is May Day, when hundreds of thousands of workers in Chicago went on strike on May 1, 1886, for an eight-hour workday, and won a resounding victory. This is where May Day began. Then we can now enjoy the May 13 holiday.

Zheng Xudong was greeted at the airport by Fendi Higgins, a senior coach of Boeing who had met him on the plane before, and Boeing sent a Cadillac sedan directly into the airport to welcome Zheng Xudong's arrival.

Zheng Xudong shook hands with Fendi Higgins and said, "Good morning, I didn't expect Instructor Higgins to pick me up in person." ”

"It's nothing, you are a valued customer of Boeing, you should be greeted, and now my identity is no longer an instructor. Fendi Higgins said.

"Oh!?Not an instructor, what is that?" asked Zheng Xudong.

"I officially became a senior examiner for the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) yesterday. This time I'm here to proctor you. Fendi Higgins said.

"Ahh And it's only handled by one person, there's nothing wrong with it!" Zheng Xudong really sighed in his heart at the enthusiasm and initiative of these veteran capitalists for the sake of sales performance. In order to sell his plane, he sent his company's instructor to be admitted to the senior examiner of the Federal Aviation Administration. From his study to the exam, he was handled by one person, which is amazing!

The Cadillac sedan runs through the bustling downtown of Chicago, with clear blue skies, clean streets, and countless skyscrapers on either side.

Zheng Xudong sighed in the car, "There are so many skyscrapers!"

Fendi Higgins said to him while driving: "Illinois is located in the middle of the United States, is an inland city, the geological structure is relatively stable, so it has the geological conditions of the United States super high-rise buildings, unlike the east and west coasts of the United States New York, Boston, Los Angeles and other cities, they are close to the coast, the geological structure does not allow them to be too tall skyscrapers in the United States, so Chicago has the reputation of the skyscraper capital!"

"Did I say that when Hollywood makes a disaster movie, New York on the east coast of the United States is baptized by a tsunami of tens of meters. The buildings fell down like building blocks. That doesn't exist in Chicago. ”

"Chicago's skyscrapers are also facing the threat of fire, and most of Hollywood's disaster movies about skyscraper fires were filmed in Chicago. And Chicago did have a fire, and the cities you see today are basically built on the ruins of the fire. ”

"No, the fire will burn one or two buildings, even if it is two or three skyscrapers, then how much area can be burned. Zheng Xudong said with a smile.

"6.5 square kilometres, a total of 6.5 square kilometres of urban areas (including commercial areas) were burned down, about 300 people died, 90,000 people were left homeless, and property damage amounted to $200 million. Fendi Higgins said, with a gloomy look in her eyes.

"When did it happen? Why didn't I hear about such a big fire in the news and on the Internet?

Fendi Higgins said with a wry smile: "It was a fire in Chicago from October 8 to 10, 1871, which burned for three days in a row, and the damage that year exceeded 200 million US dollars, which is the famous Chicago Fire in American history." ”

It is said that it is going to Boeing's headquarters, but in fact, it should be Boeing's flight test room. Zheng Xudong is right to think about it, what to do when he goes to other people's headquarters, and if he throws something away from Boeing, he should suspect that he is a spy sent by the Chinese side, he believes that the CIA now wishes that he would make this kind of mistake now, and then arrest himself for espionage, lock him up in a dark room for 40 years, and then become a missing person, and then release himself with a new identity when he can't run anymore after 40 years. That's a standard American Hollywood script. But whether it will happen or not is anyone's guess. So it's better not to go to Boeing headquarters, get less trouble, get a pilot's license and go back to school as soon as possible!

The Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) test room was actually a test flight site for Boeing. The two are used together, Boeing does not ask the FAA for the use of the venue, your FAA gives Boeing a few places to take care of the aviation driver's license test every year, which means that the big and small ones are not seen in the past when the test is not seen, Boeing also has many customers every year The children of customers want a flight license plated with gold, in fact, you let these sons, ladies and ladies fly planes, they don't drive, they are afraid, but it is still okay to take out the driver's license when friends gather.

Zheng Xudong took the quota of the related household, but considering that Zheng Xudong didn't want to get a flying driver's license, he really wanted to fly an airplane, and he also wanted to drive that kind of large plane, so Boeing still attached great importance to his aircraft driver's license, after all, there were two or three hundred passengers on the big plane. It's no joke if it falls from the sky. At that time, the media will expose the test school for Zheng Xudong's flight driver's license, which will inevitably involve Boeing. Therefore, the Boeing senior management decided to take care of him in the examination procedure, but he should know what he should learn and the subjects that should be examined!

With this basic guideline, Mr. Zheng was taken to a three-story white office building, not far from the flight tower, where various Boeing planes could be seen taking off and landing. Basically, new aircraft are tested.

On the first floor of the building is the words "Medical Examination Center".

Zheng Xudong said to the instructor Fendi Higgins: "Examiner Higgins, I don't need to have a physical examination for this body, you look at the body, you can eat it!

"Don't talk nonsense! You have to take a physical examination for a motor vehicle driver's license! Change your clothes here, go in for a physical examination, this physical examination form has to be archived, if you fail the physical examination, hehe, you can go home directly. I don't have to talk nonsense with you here!" After saying that, Examiner Fendi Higgins shook his shoulder-length hair and went to the medical examination center first.

There's no way, who makes it necessary for them to take the pilot driver's license?

I changed into a set of clothes similar to the sweat suit I wore when I took a shower outside, with a large vest on the upper body and a pair of shorts with moderate elasticity underneath, all white and cotton thread, and the packaging of the clothes also said "disposable clothes" and "recyclable garbage" in small print below. In fact, if it weren't for the "disposable clothes", Zheng Xudong would really not dare to wear them.

After getting dressed and entering the physical examination center, in his memory, it didn't take 15 minutes before and after the physical examination of the motor vehicle driver's license a few days ago, and there were still 7 or 8 minutes to sign and take photos with the doctors and nurses. This flight license will definitely be over in half an hour.

But when he entered the physical examination center, oh my God, there was a long corridor, and there were more than 20 departments on both sides, and the name plate of each department was written with the serial number and department name in Arabic numerals.

"I am a nurse guide, I will accompany you throughout the physical examination, you only need to follow the department serial number. After checking one, move on to the next one. Go for a blood test, urine test, and stool test first. Zheng Xudong said a middle-class and high-looking nurse next to him.

Zheng Xudong laughed after hearing this, and smiled happily, the nurse guide looked at nothing inappropriate about herself, and she looked at her makeup in the mirror in the corridor, no problem, so what is he laughing at?, "It's annoying!" the nurse named Jenny thought.

As soon as Zheng Xudong saw the nurse's face with Jenny written on the badge, he was a little unhappy, and he knew that he had laughed at her "hairy". Quickly explained: "Jenny, I listened to what you said about blood tests, urine tests and stool tests, and remembered a joke in our country, not laughing at you, you are very beautiful today!"

When the girl Jenny heard the big boy praise her beauty, her face changed from "cloudy to sunny": "Can you tell me about it? Let's see if you smile so exaggeratedly! Let's go and draw blood first." ”

The blood drawing process is the same as that of the domestic physical examination, the only difference is that the domestic physical examination may only draw four to six test tubes of blood, and here Zheng Xudong was drawn fifteen test tubes of blood. And it must be smiling and not refusal!

Zheng Xudong said to Jenny and the girl who drew the blood together during the blood drawing: "Our joke is like this. When a rural person went to the city for a physical examination, the nurse first drew blood for him, and then sent the test tube for blood collection to the laboratory along with the urine sample and feces, and gave him two plastic cups and told him to go to the bathroom to keep the urine sample and feces. ”

"It's nothing! Isn't it the same all over the world? You're going to do that in a while. Said the nurse who guided and drew blood.

"After listening to me, the old peasant came out of the bathroom with tears in his eyes. The nurse asked puzzledly: Uncle, what's wrong with you? Uncle said while crying: Child, you let me swallow blood, I swallowed urine, but I swallowed stool, ah (crying)... I can't swallow it!"

As soon as Zheng Xudong finished speaking, the guide Jenny immediately leaned forward and closed with laughter, and then simply squatted on the ground, Zheng Xudong could still see a large piece of greasy snow white from the neckline of the nurse's uniform...