Chapter 107: Pickling Girl Skills Acquisition
"I also praise her often, say sweet things to her, and give her gifts often...... Women love this ......"
"Of course, when she encounters danger, she has to become a big hero and appear in time to save her from danger......"
Xiao Bai's eyebrows fluttered when he spoke, and Jun Mohan listened seriously.
"Of course, men are not bad, women are not loved. You can't always be a good man, once in a while, you have to be a little more evil and proactive. ”
"Evil spirit?" Jun Mohan raised his eyebrows again in confusion.
Of course, he knew the meaning of the word, but he didn't know why it was evil and what kind of evil magic method it was.
"It's like a lot of men in the book, the women get angry and let them go away, and they smile evilly, lean in, hook the woman's chin, say sweet words, and kiss them...... The matter was settled. Of course, these can only be done when men and women have made sure that they like each other, otherwise, they will be slapped as hooligans. Master, you must be careful. ”
After speaking, Xiao Bai saw Jun Mohan's confused appearance, slapped his head, and said with annoyance: "I forgot, master, you don't read the script." However, it doesn't matter, I'll find a few representative books for the master to observe another day. Master, you can also observe how men and women get along in reality, and you will understand. ”
"Of course, at this stage, the master can try to have a little physical contact with Miss Yue often, such as holding hands, hugging, stroking her shoulders, hair, and cheeks, and if she doesn't seem to be angry, even if she refuses verbally, you can continue to do it. It's all in the book. ”
Jun Mohan was still a little dazed.
Xiao Bai was in a hurry, so he shouted loudly outside the door: "Xiao Mo." ”
Xiao Mo appeared silently and stood beside Xiao Bai.
"Xiao Mo, I want to show the master the situation between men and women, you cooperate. ”
Xiao Bai stood in front of Xiao Mo as he spoke.
"Master, joining Xiao Mo is a woman, for example, Xiao Mo's hair is a little messy, you can naturally brush it for her, like this......"
Xiao Bai looked at Xiao Mo affectionately as he spoke, and gently brushed his hair for him.
"It's the same with everything else, like she has a little bit of something on her face, and you can erase it for her naturally. It's the same on the shoulders......"
Xiao Bai demonstrated as he spoke.
Xiao Mo's body was already stiff like a stone.
Of course, if the woman's expression is a little shy, you can continue, and if the woman is really angry, you have to stop. lest the woman ignore you no more. Alas, it's a pity that Xiao Mo's piece of wood can't perform such a complicated expression, so I'll show you Xiao Lu and I another day. ”
Xiao Mo's cheeks twitched.
"Of course, this is at this stage, if you and Miss Yue have already decided that you like each other, even if she has nothing on her face, you can naturally touch it and say something sweet. ”
As he spoke, Xiao Bai gently stroked Xiao Mo's face again.
Xiao Mo's nerves instantly tensed.
"Master, do you want to show you what you just said, how to kiss a girl when she is angry?"
As he spoke, Xiao Bai held Xiao Mo's shoulder with one hand, picked up his chin with the other, and slowly approached his face.
Xiao Mo's body stiffened, and when he was struggling with whether to push Xiao Bai away or not, he heard Jun Mohan shouting loudly: "Stop!"
Xiao Bai looked at Jun Mohan puzzled.
"I have an upset stomach. Jun Mohan's expression was a little stiff and said.
"Ah...... Hehe......" Xiao Bai smiled awkwardly and let go of Xiao Mo, "Of course it's uncomfortable for the master to watch the two of us big men demonstrate, you can imagine that you are doing this to Miss Yue, so that you will feel a lot better." ”
Jun Mohan stared at it for a moment, and he stroked it affectionately with his fingers just like Xiao Bai just now......
Jun Mohan's heart suddenly accelerated a little, and his body was a little hot, but his mood was undoubtedly happy......
"Hmm. Jun Mohan didn't hide it, and nodded directly in agreement.
His Royal Highness is really very straightforward. This is a plus, but, sometimes, a big disadvantage.
It's easy to be pinched by someone.
"However, the highest level of a man is still to have a black belly, so that women can take the initiative to lean over......"
Xiao Bai began to teach again.
Xiao Mo hurriedly escaped.
This talk, Xiao Bai talked from day to night, and Xiao Bai almost told Jun Mohan all his experiences and perceptions about the relationship between men and women.
Jun Mohan has been listening very carefully.
Although he didn't fully digest what Xiao Bai said, he remembered every word in his heart.
Because, he really hopes to marry Yue Chengcheng.
……
The next day, the hour.
Jinling University.
All the students gathered in the square, not only the students who participated in the training, but also those who did not participate, who also rushed to see the results of the participating teams, support their relatives and friends by the way, and fight against the opponents who did not match.
In the expectation of everyone, Dean Changsun finally ascended to the high platform.
"Last night, I also heard Elder Yan say that this experience unfortunately encountered a volcanic eruption. However, fortunately, no one died, which is also a great blessing in misfortune. ”
The eldest grandson, Chang Geng, looked around at everyone and spoke.
"However, although the training ended early, it did not prevent us from judging the results of the competition. Now, let's all bring up the flags you've gotten. ”
So, each team sent a representative to hand over the flag they had obtained.
In order to avoid mistakes or some teachers playing favoritism, these flags are sealed in a brown paper bag with the names of each team written on them.
So, with the help of the two teachers, Dean Changsun began to read out the results of the competition while counting them.
"Heroic team, one-star flag, five! two-star flag, three-star flag, none! four-star flag, none! five-star flag, none!" Dean Changsun picked up the numbers counted by the two teachers and began to read them.
"Brave, is there a problem with this statistic?"
After reading out, Dean Changsun looked in a certain direction and asked loudly.
"Back to the dean's words, no problem. A handsome teenager said loudly.
"Next up, Thunderbolts, one-star flag......"
……
The results were announced one after another, and although these teams had different results, they had one thing in common, none of them had more than four star flags, and even few three-star flags.
Suddenly, the crowd erupted in laughter.
Because Dean Changsun read out: "I love the male god team, the one-star banner ......"
When Dean Changsun read this, the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching, and a smile appeared on his face.
The corners of the moon fell into the city's mouth, twitching......