I saw that the three brothers were intoxicated, so I immediately interjected and said: "Actually, I am not afraid of death as a monkey, but I am afraid of loneliness, you know, I have been pressed under the Five Elements Mountain for five hundred years, maybe I have been single for a long time, and there are no female monkeys around, and I feel so charming and cute even when I pass by a sow......

"I know you're a woman, or I'll go and catch a woman and let the monkey release you first, and then kill you?" Bi Xia said. 1357924?6810ggggggggggd

Bi Han hurriedly scolded: "Stinky boy, this monkey is delaying time, kill it quickly, and put an end to future troubles!"

"Big brother, this demon has to be moral, just like being a man, I think you know the feeling of lacking a woman, big brother, don't think I didn't see you holding a portrait of your godmother in the middle of the night, and doing obscene things in the toilet alone!"

"You...... How do you know?"

Bichen hurriedly said: "No, we live in a cave, every time you come to such a thing, big brother, it will cause the surrounding mudslides to collapse, and only fools can't feel it?"

"That is, if this monkey dies, the soul of the wrongs will not be dispersed, and every day in your ears whispering to women and women, won't you and I have three views to be subverted?"

"The three brothers are going to be wrong, I mean lonely, it's not a lack of women, and I've been single for so many years, and I want to open a lot of things, sometimes it's not necessarily a woman, the three of them are quite upright, and it's the same when you turn off the lights. "I deliberately joked that the sixth brother of the Ten Thousand Demon Alliance should receive my news at this time, but it will take a while to rush over.

But when I finished speaking, the faces of the three monsters changed greatly, and they immediately covered their buttocks, and Na Bichen said: "Brother, find him quickly, otherwise when this monkey dies, then you and my ass will suffer, who can withstand the drumming of this monkey's incorruptible body!"

"Yes, I'll go find it!" Bi Han's face changed, his eyes were full of disgust when he looked at me, and he went out first.

Leaving the two guards behind me, I took out my cigarettes, and I looked at them smoking and sighed, so I said, "Two brothers, I have a pack of good cigarettes in my pocket, do you want to taste it?"

"You monkey head talk a lot, did you deliberately set a trap for us to take the bait?" said Bichen.

I coughed, "Look at how embarrassed I am, can I set a trap? Besides, if I am slaughtered by you later, the cigarette in my pocket will be soaked with blood, won't it be a waste?"

The two rhinoceros brothers nodded to each other, and immediately took out my cigarette, and did not forget to stuff one into my mouth, I took two puffs and said, "What's the matter, I didn't lie to you, did I?"

"Yes, you monkey is righteous!"

"Hey, I think I'm anxious, why don't I tell you a joke?"

The two of them nodded as soon as they heard this.

I cleared my throat and told a story, there is a weight loss center, a guest came, the customer had a big belly, and after entering, the waiter introduced that this weight loss center has three weight loss standards, one thousand, two thousand, three thousand.

The guest felt that he would try it first, so he said that he would try it first, so the waiter gave him a yes, and after entering, the guest saw a hot beauty standing there, with a look of charm and said, If you chase me, I will let you hehehehe.

The guests were overjoyed, so they chased and chased, and they successfully chased it, and they also went smoothly hey.

When he went back, he lost two kilograms, and he thought that this method was also very useful, so after a few days, he went again, and the waiter saw that he was coming, so he said, "Guest, do you have any other needs?"

The guest said that this time it was two thousand, but when she opened the door, she found that there was a bikini beauty lying inside, who looked even better, and she saw the guest and said, you chase me, I will let you hehehe.

As a result, the guest succeeded again, and then went back to weigh it and found that he had lost another five kilograms.

He immediately returned to the weight loss center and said to the waiter, you don't have to say anything, bring me a three thousand.

The waiter laughed and gave him a key, and when the guest opened it, he found that the door was automatically locked, and there was a big black man with thick chest hair standing inside, and said with a smile on his face, If I let me catch you, I will be with you hehehe!

At this point, my words came to an abrupt end, and Brother Rhino laughed heartily and hurriedly asked me, "Did you catch up?"

"The guest lost ten kilograms. I said.

Suddenly the rhinoceros brothers burst into laughter, and I quietly looked at the time, and found that it was almost over, and at this time the door of the basement also opened, only to see that the king of Bihan came back, and he was carrying a slender girl in his hand, the girl was so frightened that her face turned white and her face was discolored, but I took a closer look and found that it was Guo Kexin!

I was so shocked that I couldn't close my mouth, and the king of Bihan said: "This girl came out with you just now, and I have been monitoring you all this time, and now that the people have arrived, you hurry up and do something, and leave when you are done!"

"Yes. I smiled, "Thank you, brothers, you helped me buy me a lot of time." ”

When the three rhinoceros brothers heard this, they immediately stood up, and the king of the summer season scolded: "You monkey calculates us!"

I laughed, and at this time, a few strong men came down from the basement, and when I looked closely, it was my second, third, fourth, fifth and sixth brothers!

The three demons of the rhinoceros looked at the five brothers, then at me, and immediately screamed and rushed towards me: "Stinky monkey, you are really cunning, look at my five brothers to kill you! Damn, you actually calculated us!"

"Do you think these parasitic demons can trap me?!" I shook my body, and suddenly three flavors of true fire erupted from my body, and those parasitic demons were completely burned by the fire, and at the same time, the five great sages quickly came over and caught the three rhinoceros monsters.

Guo Kexin grabbed my clothes and said, "What the hell is going on?"

"It's complicated. I said.

The sixth brother said: "It's really yours, our clues are all broken, you can find it!"

"Brothers, the situation is urgent, and now I know from the mouths of the three rhinoceros monsters that now the nine-tailed demon fox has a rebellious heart, and she is the initiator of the burst?!Without further ado, we will go back now!" I said anxiously.

"Monkey, there is a kind of fighting alone with us, using conspiracy to estimate, what kind of hero!" the Bihan Dynasty cursed loudly at me.

"Interesting, you set this demonic trap and strangled me when I come, such a deep calculation, you are still embarrassed to say me? I took the silver hoop and said.

"Escort back!" said the second brother Jiao Demon King.

"Never!" I organized at once.

The second brother said: "Why not? Such a traitor should be sent back for everyone to dispose of!"

"Now when I go back, I will only startle the snake, why don't you and my brother do the tricks?" I said.

The second brother was stunned: "How do you say this?"

"Listen to me in detail!" I approached the second brother and talked for a while, the second brother's eyes rolled, and he cocked his thumb and said, "Good plan, really good plan!"

I smiled, immediately opened WeChat, and bought a disguise charm, and at the same time, the second brother and the sixth brother left the basement with me, and the remaining three brothers were here to watch the rhinoceros essence.

And Guo Kexin also knew my identity, so he listened to my persuasion and left here first, and the three of us brothers disguised themselves as the three rhinoceros brothers and left the basement.

The second brother used his flying magic weapon, and the fog in the clouds took us to the Dragon Pressing Cave in Dragon Mountain, the second brother's flying magic weapon was indeed very good, and we came to the entrance of the Dragon Pressing Cave in the blink of an eye.

When a few fox servants saw our appearance, they immediately smiled and said, "It turned out to be the three kings, please inside!"

I looked at the inside of the cave, it was extremely smooth, the decoration was very luxurious, and in this cave, there were a lot of beautiful girls, the second brother hurriedly told us that there are many branches of this fox demon clan, such as the fox demon in the Lion Camel Ridge, that is the fox demon of the hedgehog, mainly to confuse people.

The Bull Demon King's concubine jade-faced fox demon, that is a delicate lineage, mainly cultivating immortals, usually not harmful, otherwise it would have been accepted a long time ago.

And the fox demon in the Dragon Cave is very good, it is a Tu Shan Ye Fox who mainly absorbs the essence of men, he let me look at the ceiling, and this look, I almost lost my soul, because on this ceiling, there are dense skulls of nearly 10,000 inlaid on it.