Tang Zhihang, who was still a little melancholy, raised his hand when he heard the words and was about to slap me, but I hurriedly dodged a few times and retreated behind Wu Xuan and said, "What are you going to do?

Tang Zhihang was about to arrest me without refuting at all: "Don't run, give me two punches to vent my anger, I promise not to kill you." ”

"Damn, you bastard, shameless dead scumbag, are you embarrassed to hit a woman? And you want to beat me out of anger after being dumped by another woman, don't you think your behavior is very bad?"

"What does it matter if it's bad or not? Anyway, the two of us are almost the same person, and if I hit you, it's like hitting myself, and in a sense, it's equivalent to self-harm—is there a problem with self-harm after I was dumped?"

"Self-mutilation, self-mutilation, self-mutilation, what you are doing now is to mutilate an innocent girl to satisfy your own perverted desires. ”

The two of us like Jing Ke and King Qin used Wu Xuan as a pillar to run around her, Wu Xuan didn't want to care about the two of us, just looked at the phone there, and after the two of them finally got tired and stopped, Wu Xuan said to us: "Are you tired? ”

Tang Zhihang and I went over, and Wu Xuan's phone was a strange night photo, but because the light was too dim, I couldn't see anything on it, and I could only see vague trees and the like.

I was puzzled, "What? Show us this, what?"

"This is a screenshot of the surveillance in the mountain behind my house. "Since the incident with the giant wolf before, some monitors have been installed on the main road in the back mountain where Wu Xuan's family raises fish, but those monitors are basically useless, and there will be nothing else except for photographing some hares, squirrels and the like.

I looked at the screenshot and nodded, then asked, "So what's going on? Is there anything on it?"

Wu Xuan pointed to the corner of the screenshot and vaguely saw an animal in that corner...... After careful observation, I found that it was a wild boar, although I couldn't see it very clearly, but I could see the fangs on the boar's mouth and the proboscis pig's head.

"Oh, boar, what's the matter? you're going to catch a boar?" I said disapprovingly.

"Oh no, look at what's on the boar's teeth. ”

After Wu Xuan said this, I focused my attention on the somewhat blurred wild boar fangs, and accidentally saw that the wild boar's fangs seemed to be ...... There seems to be a purple part.

Purple? Why does it feel so familiar? That thing seems to be ...... MIRACLE！

"Got it, right?" Wu Xuan had heard me and Huang Yurou mention the MIRACLE before, and she only knew that that thing had great power and could do a lot of things, but she didn't understand the specifics. But I told her to stay away if she saw anyone owning it, and I was informed. I also told the master the same sentence, it seems that this photo was sent by the master, right?

I nodded and said, "I see, that means that there is a wild boar in the mountain behind your house that may be about to become sperm." ”

"Cheng Jing?" Wu Xuan asked with a blank face: "What kind of essence does it be?" Didn't you say that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals are not allowed to cultivate into essence?"

"It's been a century, and you haven't allowed animals to cultivate to perfection. I pointed to the photo and said to Wu Xuan, "Based on what I know about the MIRACLE thing, if this thing continues to be embedded in its teeth, it won't be a few days before this pig will be able to speak human language." ”

"What should I do then?" Wu Xuan said in surprise: "Did you kill it?"

"What else can you do? If you don't get rid of it now, and if you regret it later, go back and tell your dad that you're going to take some hunters to catch pigs tomorrow." Saying that, I looked at Tang Zhihang, this guy didn't know why he was also looking at me.

I looked at myself and saw that there was nothing on my body, and I didn't have red beans on my face, so I asked him, "What's wrong? Look what I'm doing? I didn't drink red bean milk tea today." ”

Tang Zhihang held his chin and pondered: "I'm thinking, is wild boar meat delicious?"

"Damn, why do you suddenly want to eat this?

Tang Zhihang ignored me and said to Wu Xuan: "How about making wild boar meat and eating it after hitting the wild boar tomorrow?"

"Well, I can discuss it with my dad, anyway, they shouldn't do anything with it after they kill the wild boar......" Wu Xuan said indifferently: "According to your meaning, you don't plan to go back today?"

"If I don't go back, I'm going to wait tomorrow to eat wild boar. Tang Zhihang's mentality has also recovered quickly enough, and after he was dumped, he was full of thoughts about eating wild boar meat - but I was also curious about what wild boar meat tasted like.

"I'll go with you tomorrow when I hunt wild boars. I said to Wu Xuan: "After all, it is a wild boar affected by MIRACLE, and I may be able to help if something happens." ”

But if I go, I don't think it will help much, and I don't know how effective MIRACLE will be for ordinary people, so I don't dare to give MIRACLE to others casually. Other than that, all I have is that notebook...... That notebook was thrown away before and was found by Huang Yurou and the others for me, and when I found it, there was no trace on the notebook, how could the notebook that was useless even if it was thrown down could be damaged.

I really can't do it, and then I'll take my notebook and smash the boar to see if it's the head or my notebook.

……

The next day, when I woke up from my dazed sleep, I found that Wu Xuan had already gotten up and gone downstairs. After getting dressed and walking downstairs, a maid sister who was cleaning in the corridor said to me, "Miss Tang, Miss Second is waiting for you in the dining room." ”

"Oh, okay. I casually agreed and walked towards the dining room, but when I passed by the living room, I found that there were many strangers sitting in the living room.

Can this man still eat the wild boar if he shoots him? No, no, no, how can I care about this......

Walking to the dining room, Tang Zhihang and the master were already sitting there chatting about something, but Wu Xuan didn't know where to go.

"Master, where is Wu Xuan?" I asked, sitting down next to my master.

"The girl said that she would cook for you today, so that you can have enough strength when you go boar hunting. The master said with a puzzled expression: "But when will Xiaoxuan cook for herself......?"

I suddenly had a bad premonition, after all, the only time Wu Xuan cooked before was only completed by Huang Yurou and their secret ability control, and now she suddenly said that she wanted to cook by herself, isn't this fatal?

I knew that the situation was wrong and I was going to go to the kitchen to stop Wu Xuan, but when I turned around and saw Wu Xuan standing at the door, I knew it was too late...... But it's a little strange, Wu Xuan didn't carry the breakfast she made in her hand, she walked up to me and sat down without saying anything, but with the words "Come and comfort me" written on her face.

The master asked Wu Xuan again, "What's the matter, aren't you going to make breakfast?"

Wu Xuan pursed her lips and said: "The kitchen at home is not easy to use, it has no feel, and it can't be made." ”

"Do you have to do it in different places?" the master knew that his sister had never touched kitchen utensils since she was a child, and now this situation was expected by her. If Wu Xuan suddenly walked in with a plate of exquisite breakfast, the master would probably wonder if he hadn't woken up yet.

Wu Xuan retorted: "But I did it when I was over there before!"

"When you do it, you have Huang Yurou and them by your side. I couldn't bear to watch Wu Xuan continue to be kept in the dark, so I told Wu Xuan the truth.

After knowing the situation, Wu Xuan pondered for a while, and suddenly got up to leave, my master and I hurriedly stopped her and asked, "Where are you going?"

"I'm going to Uncle Zhang to learn how to cook, and I'm going to rely on my own strength to make delicious meals for Gardenia to eat. Saying that, Wu Xuan was about to rush out of the dining room, but the moment she opened the door, she almost bumped into Uncle Yang, who was about to come in: "...... Father. ”

Looking at Wu Xuan, who swallowed the sentence "" back, Uncle Yang said curiously: "What's wrong? ”

"I went to Uncle Zhang to learn how to cook. Wu Xuan replied honestly.

"You can read all the dishes first. Uncle Yang teased Wu Xuan mercilessly and said, "The guy who can say lettuce as spinach suddenly said that he wants to learn to cook, what kind of stimulation are you?"

"Slightly, you care about me. Wu Xuan stuck out her tongue at Uncle Yang and ran away, Wu Xuan was so presumptuous when no outsiders saw it.

Uncle Yang could only smile dotingly at his daughter's rudeness, and then walked into the dining room and said to me, "Gardenia, are you sure you want to go hunting wild boars with those hunters?"

"yes, after all, I'm still a little worried about that boar...... It has a MIRACLE on it, you should have heard about the power of that thing from Huang Yurou and the others, right?" I said with a helpless expression spread out my hands.

"Well, after all, it's something I haven't dabbled in. I'll have to say yes if you ask to go, but don't rush ahead. If something happens, Xiaoxuan will have to take care of a disabled person for the rest of her life. "Uncle Yang's personality is really bad enough, and after getting acquainted, he will make some strange jokes mercilessly.

I also followed him and said, "If you are disabled, you will be disabled, anyway, even if I am disabled, I will be richer than people who are not disabled, and I don't need to work - who told your daughter to like me." ”

"Alright, okay, don't make a fuss. Uncle Yang smiled and said, "It's time to set off when you're ready, and it's up to you whether we can eat wild boar tonight." ”

"Everyone has wild boar to eat tonight, but Uncle Yang doesn't. ”