Chapter Thirty-Eight: Disobedience Transforms the Undead
"Wow...... Big brother, Remy is really scared, woo, Remy still thinks he's going to die! I think I'll never see my big brother again! Wow...... Remy will never be separated from his big brother again!Woo...... Big brother, don't leave Remy alone...... Whining...... Remy was most afraid of the dark, and Remy thought he was going back to sleep......! Remy doesn't want to sleep alone in endless darkness...... Remy don't want to leave his big brother...... Woohoo......"
When he first came out of the endless corridor, although the elf was exhausted, there were still residual tears on his face, and there was a little decisiveness and perseverance between his eyes, just like a heroic little warrior, but when he saw the first sight of the brute jade, everything became a bubble of mirrors, and he pounced on it, hugged the cheeks of the brute jade, and cried that it was called an earth-shattering, crying ghost, and the tears were like the Yellow River dam that was never mentioned, and like a bead with a broken thread, and it came down in an uproar.
And he kept rubbing it on Manyu's face, and the face of Manyu was full of saliva, snot, and tears.
Manyu's expression was quite strange, it was not a pair of bounces to bounce her away, it was not to bounce away, it was obvious that she had already made a face of the king of Hades, but there was still a trace of helplessness and pity in her eyes, and it was quite weird when several expressions were mixed together.
Manyu originally wanted to give this little guy a dismount and teach her a hard lesson, to see if she would dare to jump around in the future? Now it seems that there is no need, the experience of the endless corridor has scared her a lot, and she comforted helplessly: "Okay, okay, okay, everything is over, all together is over, isn't the big brother still here?" As long as Remy is obedient and a good boy in the future, little lady, big brother, he will definitely not drive Remy away!"
"Wow......" The little elf who had just closed up a little bit erupted into a bigger cry, and this time he was crying out of breath.
"What's wrong with you? Alright, alright, stop crying. Manyu asked helplessly, the nerve of this little thing was wrong again, or did he say the wrong thing?
"Woo...... Big brother, don't want Remy......! Big brother, don't want Remy, Remy doesn't want to live anymore, woo...... Remy doesn't want to live anymore!" The elf's appearance was sad and sad, like a child abandoned by his parents, so sad.
Manyu had a black line on her head, "When did I say I didn't want you anymore?" Thinking about it for a while, Manyu was absolutely sure that he hadn't said such a thing.
"Woo...... Big brother, just now it was clear that Remy was obedient and a good boy and a little lady, and the big brother would definitely not drive Remy away......! If Remy is disobedient, a bad boy, or a lady, the big brother will drive Remy away!Woo...... Remy is no longer alive, woo...... Big brother doesn't want Remy anymore, Remy doesn't live anymore!" Remy complained, the more he said, the more he felt that it was possible, the more he said it, the more aggrieved he became, and the more aggrieved he cried, the more sad he became.
I'm grinning, what kind of mindset is this?
Manyu was speechless on the spot, he just said the unintentional words of comfort, but he didn't expect it to become the reason for this little guy to cry!
This is not the main thing, the main thing is this anti-heaven thinking pattern!
An affirmative sentence was understood by her as a negative sentence.
Is it because the Chinese language is too broad and profound, or is his Dalaran too clumsy and unclear?
But he reversed and pondered the previous sentence for a long time, and he couldn't figure out what the elf thought.
It seems that his language level is really weak compared to Remy, not at all a grade, not at all on a grade!
The brute jade is still at the earth level, and Remy's has been promoted to the fire star!
"Okay, okay, don't cry, even if Remy is disobedient, a bad boy, and a lady, the big brother will never drive Remy away. The crying and flustered brute jade said without words.
But how did this sentence sound so awkward? As soon as the words came out, Manyu felt that something was wrong.
"Really?" the elf suddenly stopped crying, and looked at the brute jade with teary eyes.
"Fake!" As soon as he noticed that something was wrong, Manyu immediately changed his words, this sentence must not be said, according to his understanding of this little guy, he is definitely a guy who has to make inches, if he gives her a promise now, she will use it as a sword in the future, coupled with her naughty and naughty character, he will definitely not have a good life in the future.
"Wow......" The continuous rain has just stopped, and it has turned into a torrential rain, and the sky seems to have poked a hole.
"Cry again, cry again, throw it away now, or turn into the undead, the undead are the most obedient, and they will not cry at all. The skeleton mage on the side opened and closed his mouth for a while, and said in a shadowy way, even if he was an undead who claimed to have no feelings, he was overturned by the soul fire of the elf's crying, and he was extremely impatient, which shows how strong the elf's crying skill is, it is almost comparable to the legendary sonic skill.
Skeleton Mage Chris is much more ruthless than Brute Jade, and he is the most important in one move.
"Giggle......s" The elf's cry shrank back in fright on the spot, and the eyes looked at Manyu cautiously, seeing that Manyu was now also black-faced, with an obviously impatient look on it, and he was so frightened that he covered his mouth tightly, not daring to let himself cry again, lest Manyu would really throw her away, or transform her into an undead.
"Have you cried enough? Do you still cry? If you haven't cried enough, you can continue, and we'll wait until you've cried enough before leaving." "Skeleton Mage's trick has greatly inspired Manyu, if you deal with a childlike guy like Remy, you can't get used to her, if everything comes according to her will, you will be able to pay it back in the future? This time it is not a temptation for her, if it succeeds this time, there will be a second and third time...... The Nth time, such a situation must be resolutely strangled in the cradle, the first time she will not see any hope, and the next time she will not use this trick.
"Boom...... Don't cry, ...... Remy stopped crying, giggle...... Remy will be a good boy in the future, ...... Big brother, don't drive Remy away, and don't turn Remy into an undead...... Gurg...... After that, Remy stopped crying, and ...... "The elf stopped crying too violently for a while, and the cry that was held back was out of breath, and he kept beating uncomfortably.
Manyu snorted: "As long as you are obedient, naturally I will not drive you away, nor will I transform you into an undead, if you are disobedient, hum ......" The threat is self-evident.
"Boom...... Remy must be obedient in the future, ...... Gurg...... Remy must be obedient. I don't know when there was a small blue handkerchief in the elf's hand, and it quickly wiped it on Manyu's cheeks that were covered with saliva, tears, and snot, with a flattering smile, and he didn't dare to cry anymore.
"That's pretty much it!" Manyu's expressionless face softened slightly, and nodded unexpectedly, his heart was already happy, this little guy's current appearance of puppy legs is so funny, hahaha...... No, he's about to can't help it, no, no, he definitely can't laugh, if it's a laughing field, all the effects created before will be paid to Dongshui, and next time he uses this trick, this smart little guy won't be fooled, haha...... But it's really funny.
The muscles on Manyu's face twitched, extremely twisted, and hurriedly turned his head away, not looking at the elf.
And the elf who was praised by Manyu was even more happy, and he was even more busy.
"Bad bones, big bad bones, bad eggs, big bad bones, stew you into pork rib soup sooner or later. As soon as he dodged the brute jade's gaze, the elf waved his small fist at the skeleton mage Chris with an angry face, and threatened viciously.
In the eyes of little Remy, Manyu is a perfect and good person, and suddenly being so vicious to himself is completely caused by this guy to make bad and slanderous words, otherwise Manyu would not be fierce to the gentle, kind, beautiful and lovely Remy!
In the eyes of the elf Remy, the skeleton mage Chris has been classified as an abomination, and has become a member of the group that should be purified and expelled immediately.
"Little bratt!" said the skeleton mage, grinning and sinister, "don't mess with me, or you'll be undead in no time." Then he waved the two-handed staff in his hand to enhance his momentum and show that he had that ability.
"......Woooo Remy isn't afraid of you, hmph, Remy isn't afraid of the big baddies. The elf grimaced at the skeleton mage, waved the elven wand proudly, and said arrogantly, "You are the follower of the big brother, you don't dare to hurt Remy without the order of the big brother, otherwise the big brother will tear you into ribs, hum, and it is impossible for the followers to hurt Remy, woolulu...... Remy is not afraid of you. ”
The same sentence coming out of the mouth of the brute jade and coming out of the mouth of the skeleton mage is completely different from the deterrent power of the elf Remy, the seemingly coaxing elf does not bird him at all, but instead the soul fire in the eyes of the skeleton mage is angry, and he gritted his teeth and said: "You wait, sooner or later, one day will turn you into an elf skeleton." ”
"Wow...... Remy is so scared!" the elf pretended to be trembling, but there was no fear on his face, he was deliberately provoking the skeleton mage.
Although the elf is making small movements behind his back, but how sensitive Manyu's hearing is, the content of the conversation falls on his ears, but he is now holding back his laughter and is about to hold himself out of internal injuries, and he doesn't dare to look at the elf's face at all, because how to watch how funny, how funny to watch, if one can't help it, the image created before will be gone.
So, you can only act as if you don't hear anything.