Xiao Peng was hiding in the bathroom, with a sad face, and the cigarette butt in his hand was almost burning to his fingers, and he didn't notice it.

"Bang bang bang. There was a sudden knock on the bathroom door: "Xiao Peng, don't hide, I know you're inside." ”

Xiao Peng sighed, threw the cigarette butt, and opened the door of the bathroom: "Mengzi, how do you know that I am inside?"

"Nonsense, the ceiling is full of smoke, do you think I'm blind?" After speaking, Mengzi handed Xiao Peng a stainless steel round pipe more than half a meter long in his hand: "Take it, it's your turn today." ”

Xiao Peng looked at Mengzi with an innocent look and said, "Yang Meng, are we brothers?"

Yang Meng nodded: "Good brother, a quilt! But it's useless for you to say anything today, I've been busy for you many times." It's up to you to say anything today. Anyway, the boss will come over in a while, you can watch it. ”

Xiao Peng cried with a sad face, took the stainless steel cylinder in Yang Meng's hand, and sighed: "Alas, let's go." ”

In the eyes of outsiders, Xiao Peng has a very decent job------ working in a horse farm. But the details are a bit speechless, he is specifically responsible for retrieving sperm from horses. This essence is not the one that Tang Seng Xitian learned from the scriptures, but 。。。。。。 Give the horse a stroke!

This job requires two people to work together, and Yang Meng is his partner. The two of them took turns to get sperm from the horse, and today it was Xiao Peng's turn. Xiao Peng also wanted to hide and grind foreign workers, but Yang Meng was caught.

Xiao Peng and the two came to the stable, Yang Meng took the stable, this is a twelve-year-old British thoroughbred, called 'Wansheng', the name is very domineering, but the results are quite bad. Strange to say, 'Wan Sheng' is also a famous family, his father is the American horse Storm Cat, and his mother has also won championships, but his results are terrible.

The horse farm where Xiao Peng and the two worked bought it at a high price to be a breeding horse, regardless of its own performance, but after all, it was born too well, so it didn't worry about no one to breed. It's a big star in the racecourse.

There was a wooden shelf in the sperm retrieval room, on which was a leather case stuffed with cotton, and Yang Meng led 'Wansheng' to lie on the leather case, with his front hooves off the ground, and only his back hooves supported his body.

Yang Meng stroked Wansheng's neck and motioned for it to relax, and Xiao Peng put the stainless steel cylinder directly on Wansheng's little brother. It turned out that the stainless steel barrel that Yang Meng gave him was a special sperm extraction bucket for horses, well, that is, a special aircraft cup for horses.

Xiao Peng reluctantly gave the horse a stroke, but Yang Meng handed him a wire glove and a metal probe rod: "Okay." Don't grind, it's done early. I can't find the leather gloves, so use this, and I'll be done washing my hands in a while. ”

Xiao Peng sighed and put on white gloves: "What annoys me the most is doing this!" After speaking, he walked to the back of the horse, lifted the horse's tail, and carefully stretched the metal probe rod into the horse's buttocks. This is an electric rod that speeds up the sperm retrieval process by stimulating the horse's large intestine.

"Don't stretch too deep. Wan Sheng was a little nervous, Yang Meng stroked its neck to let it relax, and instructed Xiao Peng.

Xiao Peng nodded: "Don't worry, I really don't believe it can jump up and kick me." "After all, now 'Wansheng' only relies on the hind hooves to support his body, how can he jump up?" You said that we are also good young people, running here to give horses a stroke, and our youth is also unbearable. ”

Yang Meng said: "Hold on, brother, gold will shine sooner or later." ”

Xiao Peng said disdainfully: "But what the hell is a stone for us, it won't shine if it is put for 10,000 years!"

Yang Meng stretched out his thumb: "I drank this bowl of poisonous chicken soup." Hey, did you turn on the vibrations?"

"Damn, I don't feel it if you don't speak, why don't I shake?" Xiao Peng took out the metal probe rod, pressed the switch and tried it: "Damn, why is there no power?" After speaking, he unscrewed the tail of the metal probe, pulled out the power cord, and plugged it into the socket. "Come on. Hurry up and finish it. After saying that, he directly took the metal probe and put it into the horse's butt and pressed the switch.

As a result, as soon as he pressed the switch, Xiao Peng only felt a tingling pain spreading rapidly from his fingertips, and at that moment, he only felt that his mind was blank, and that stinging pain was different from being pricked by a needle, and the whole arm felt a sore and numb feeling, and the whole person felt a hot burning sensation! Xiao Peng wanted to withdraw his hand, but he couldn't pull it out because his hand was caught in the horse's buttocks.

'Wansheng' was not happy, and jumped up directly and kicked Xiao Peng's chest, but even so, Xiao Peng's hand still did not withdraw in the horse's buttocks, and one person and one horse twitched together. It wasn't until Yang Meng ran over to remove the power cord that Xiao Peng slowly lay on the ground. Finally he pulled his hand out. This was Xiao Peng's last thought before he fell into a coma.

When Xiao Peng came back to his senses, he was already lying on the hospital bed, and there was no one around, but a single ward, which made Xiao Peng very satisfied.

"What's wrong with me, why am I in the hospital?" Xiao Peng remembered for a long time that he had been electrocuted while working.

"What's the matter, is there anyone more unlucky than me?" Xiao Peng moved his body, it seemed that there was no big problem, so he simply got out of bed and walked to the bathroom to look in the mirror to see if there was anything different about himself.

Xiao Peng walked to the bathroom, yes, it was still that handsome face, there were no scars on his arms, and his hands were 。。。。。。 Why did you have an extra ring on your hand? Who brought it to himself?

Xiao Peng just wanted to take a closer look at the ring on his finger, but he heard the sound of the ward opening the door: ", where are the people?"

"Fierce son, I'm in the bathroom. Xiao Peng walked out of the bathroom, "Why are you looking at me with such an expression?"

Yang Meng was even more straightforward, directly reached out and grabbed Xiao Peng's chin, fiddling with Xiao Peng's chin, looking at it like picking animals. Xiao Peng opened Yang Meng's hand: "Damn, what are you doing?"

"What am I doing? Tell me what you're doing first, right? Do you know how long you've been in a coma?" Yang Meng said: "Isn't it just an electric shock? Are you dead or alive, but to say, this coma is half a month, and you can't find anything wrong, are you planning to kill those doctors?"

"Ah, I've been in a coma for half a month?" Xiao Peng was also a little stunned, and Yang Meng said: "Go back to bed and lie down, I'll go to the doctor to check it." ”

Hearing that Xiao Peng woke up, many medical staff came and did all kinds of examinations for Xiao Peng, but the result was that he couldn't find the problem, Yang Meng directly completed the discharge procedures for Xiao Peng, and in the amazement of the doctors, the two left the hospital.

"Xiao Peng, where are we going now?" Yang Meng asked.

"What? Do you still need to ask? Of course, I'm going back to the dormitory. Xiao Peng said.

"That。。。。。。 Xiao Peng, there is one thing you don't know yet, when you were unconscious, you had already been expelled. Yang Meng explained.

"Huh, why?" Xiao Peng's eyes widened.

"Wan Sheng is dead. Yang Meng replied: "It's strange to come out, this time the electric shock is too weird, I cut off the power for the first time, but the result is beyond people's imagination, 'Wansheng' directly to the electricity cooked! It's unbelievable. If it weren't for the surveillance, the racecourse would have charged you with the murder of Wansheng and demanded compensation from you. ”

"Damn! That's not my fault! That's the leakage of the probe, and I'm not a generator, what do you blame me for?" Xiao Peng felt very depressed, he was electrocuted, he didn't pay compensation, and he fired himself?

Yang Meng said: "I said the same too, but they said that it is also your responsibility not to check the tools." In view of the severity of your electrocution, you will not be held accountable for killing 'Wan Sheng', and you will be fired. ”

Xiao Peng snorted coldly: "What's special, there is no place for the master here, there is no place for the master, there is no place for the master, and the master will go to do the eight roads." I don't believe it, you can starve to death with hands and feet in these years. Let's go, let's go back to the racecourse, I'll take my luggage out. ”

Yang Meng waved his hand: "No need to go, the luggage has been taken out for you." Put it on me. ”

"You?" Xiao Peng looked confused, the two of them were in the racecourse dormitory, where could he put his luggage?

"yes, I rented a house around here. Yang Meng said lightly.

Xiao Peng came back to his senses: "You were also expelled?"

Yang Meng stretched out his middle finger at Xiao Peng: "Fire me?" They want to be beautiful, but Lao Tzu will quit himself." Let's talk about the front first, I'm not for you, it's that the horse farm is too impersonal. You're right, a big man with hands and feet, can he still starve to death?"

Xiao Peng didn't speak, Nima, he is really a tsundere man, and renting a house near here should be to take care of himself: "Yes, I owe you a favor." ”

Yang Meng lit a cigarette: "I want your favor." Let's go, let's hurry home, I'm glad I have a big meal at home, Mader and I'm starving. That's right for this one to you. Yang Meng handed Xiao Peng a bunch of vouchers: "This is the cost of your hospitalization, remember to pay me back." ”

Xiao Peng folded the note carefully and put it in his pocket: "Well, don't worry." Give me a cigarette to smoke, why do you eat alone?"

"You are a patient, you have just been discharged from the hospital and can't smoke, brother, this is for your good. ”

"Damn. Xiao Peng stretched out his middle finger.

The two chatted and returned to Yang Meng's residence: "This is the house you rented?" Xiao Peng's eyes widened. This is clearly the utility room on the ground floor of the building.

"Be content, it's good to live in some places, the houses around here are the cheapest, but there is no water, there is a public toilet outside, just wash over there." Yang Meng replied lightly. "Besides, it's convenient for me to live here and work, isn't it?"

"Have you found a new job?" Xiao Peng asked with wide eyes, he didn't expect Yang Meng to find a new job so quickly?

"yes, working as a nurse at that hospital. Yang Meng opened the door, and the two walked into the small storage room, "Although it doesn't sound good, it's better than giving a breeder-horse." ”

Both of them are moonlight clansmen, so how can they have any money? They must have done this to treat themselves, and this person owes a lot of favor.

Forget it, it's useless to think about anything now, the future is long.

"Mengzi, what kind of meal have you prepared? Lao Tzu is also hungry!"

The kindness you owe, pay it back slowly.