Tang Sanfu's gaze softened at this time, and then he shook his head and said, "You idiot, what nonsense are you talking about? For the teacher is so weak, how dare she run around? In case she is a monster, as soon as I get out of the circle that your senior brother drew for me, isn't it just a sheep entering my mouth...... Is the sheep in the tiger's mouth?"

Zhu Gangguan rolled his eyes and said with a dry smile: "Master, you just say what to do." ”

Tang San straightened his robe and said, "Look at it as a teacher!"

Tang San got up, took a deep breath, and shouted vigorously in the direction of the valley where the woman was coming, "Niu, where are you going?"

Poof!

Zhu Gangguan and Sha Wujing sat directly on the ground, their eyes rolled white, and they wailed in their hearts: "The face of the Buddha has been lost to you!"

Then the two realized one thing, it seems that no matter how much this bald man loses, he is also the one who loses the real Tang monk......

Thinking of this, the two glanced at each other and said silently at the same time: "Amitabha Buddha ......"

When the white bone lady who was walking heard this, her feet were so weak that she almost fell to the ground!

When she has been a monster for so many years, countless people have eaten it, and it is the first time she has encountered it when she asks it directly.

Lady White Bone glanced at Tang San and said, "You monk, why are you so rude?"

Tang San said, "What do I want for a monster?"

Hearing this, Mrs. Bai Gu was stunned, and Zhu Gangguan was also a little stunned, and asked Sha Wujing in a low voice: "Master also has fiery eyes?"

Sha Wujing said: "I don't know...... I haven't heard of it......"

The two of them were muttering, Tang Sanyu continued: "This is not in the village in front of the village, there is no shop in the back, and it is in the deep mountains and old forests, you are a woman walking around, what is it that is not a monster?

"That's right, Master!" Zhu Gangguan and Sha Wujing responded at the same time.

Lady White Bone was amused: "You monk, full of nonsense, what do you know?"

This mountain is called the White Tiger Ridge where the snake is afraid of the beast, my home is in the west, not far from here, the parents are in the hall, and the thin fields are several poured. At this time, it was almost noon, and the little woman had brought some food for the guests to eat, so why couldn't she go alone?"

Tang Sanfu touched his bald head thoughtfully, stared at Lady Bai Gu and said, "Although what you said is very reasonable, I still think you are a monster!"

Lady White Bone rolled her eyes and said, "You monk, why are you talking nonsense?

Tang San said righteously: "It's not a monster, why are your chest muscles so exaggerated, you open it and let me check it, if it's okay, even if you're innocent." ”

Lady White Bone's face suddenly darkened, and the tiger's teeth rattled and said, "Are you really a monk?"

Tang San was stunned for a moment, and only then did he remember his identity, so he folded his hands and said solemnly: "Amitabha...... Drag...... Take off...... Serving?"

Pig Gangguan, Sha Wujing, and Mrs. White Bone were collectively petrified in place......

The three of them roared in their hearts at the same time: "Are you really a monk?

Tang Sanfu continued: "The poor monk is an ordinary, powerless, white, tender, full and juicy little monk from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Soil. ”

Zhu Gang couldn't bear it anymore, and said in a low voice: "Master, we are learning from the scriptures, not selling vegetables, can we be serious and talk well?"

Tang Sanfu tilted his head and said: "It's very serious to be a teacher, it's really just an ordinary little monk who has practiced boxing intermittently for two years." ”

After saying that, he also blinked cutely.

The pig just looked up at the sky directly, too lazy to speak.

When Mrs. Bai Gu's eyes lit up, she said in her heart: "This is the reincarnation of the golden cicada? The good man of the tenth generation, the cultivation of the tenth generation, has cultivated such a thing? Except for his appearance, he doesn't seem to have any brains? It seems that this Tang monk meat will not be too troublesome to eat!"

Thinking of this, Mrs. Bai Gu smiled: "It turned out to be a high monk from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Soil, and it was rude." ”

Tang San said: "No rudeness, no rudeness, you better prove that you are not a monster." Gohan, take it as a teacher's magnification...... Ahem, look in the demon mirror!"

Lady White Bone's face darkened again, and this time she couldn't help it, and roared on the spot: "Are you a monk sick? If it weren't for my parents worshipping the Buddha, I would ignore you?"

Tang Sanfu was stunned for a moment, then scratched his bald head and said, "I'm sorry, the main thing is that I'm too weak, not to mention monsters, ordinary and big dogs are not enough to eat...... I'm scared, so I'm even more afraid of youkai. Be cautious and don't blame you for being offended. ”

Seeing Tang Sanfu say this, the resentment in her heart dissipated a lot, and she waved her hand and said, "Forget it, I forgive you." ”

Tang Sanyu smiled happily: "Thank you, Female Bodhisattva!"

Then the thief bald suddenly lowered his voice and asked suspiciously: "The female bodhisattva is not a monster, and her chest will definitely not be so pompous, but she is afraid of being clicked by the thief, so she hides the meat bun inside?"

Female Bodhisattva, the poor monk is hungry all the way west, can you see if you can divide your two meat buns into a poor monk?"

Lady White Bone's smile stiffened again, and she said with a dark face, "Hehe...... Elder, aren't we kidding?

Since the elder is hungry, I have rice in this green jar, and fried gluten in the green bottle for you to eat, I hope you don't dislike it. ”

"Dislike, of course dislike! The poor monk is a serious monk who only eats meat, not a vegetarian! Female Bodhisattva, let's divide the poor monk with a meat bun. ”

The bald man immediately shook his head and shouted.

When Mrs. Bai Gu heard this, her eyes were about to roll over her head, and she gritted her teeth and said, "Isn't it true that monks can't eat meat?"

Tang Sanyu shook his head and said, "Who said that, our monks in the Eastern Tang Dynasty are different from yours, we not only eat meat, but also marry wives." ”

Speaking of this, Tang Sanfu leaned over, pointed to his cute face and said, "Female Bodhisattva, are you married? If you don't get married, what do you think of me?"

Mrs. White Bone froze in place, she found that she couldn't understand the bald man in front of her, and even couldn't keep up with the bald man's brain circuit.

However, she rolled her eyes, counted in her heart, and said with a smile: "Elder, the little girl has never been married. If the elder can really marry a wife, the little girl will not mind. ”

Hearing this, Tang Sanfu laughed and laughed: "Cheng, then it's decided." When my eldest apprentice comes back, let's go to your house to worship and get married, and strive to give birth to the baby tomorrow!"

Mrs. White Bone's face darkened, and she roared in her heart: "Your family will be able to give birth to a baby tomorrow?

The White Bone Lady nodded with a smile on her face and said, "It's okay...... Elder, why don't you eat something first?"

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