1114 The Book of War
I have seen these flat-headed young people, it is the group of thirteen class bitches who ambushed us half a month ago, I didn't say anything for a long time, they looked at each other, as if they were making eye contact, what should I do.
"Zhao Chenghu, do you remember the last time I was beaten into a pig's head by our Tang Ban Vice?" the leader of a young man with a black mole on his lips shook his head sneeringly.
I raised my eyebrows disdainfully: "I have a lot of money in my pocket, don't I pretend to be a nouveau riche! I admit that I was beaten by Don En, but you ghosts, I really don't look down on it, whoever does it will be with me!" As I spoke, I slammed my fist on the wooden stake again.
Although it hurts terribly, it has always been my character to not admit it in front of my opponents.
I shook my head contemptuously, and began to hit again according to the wooden stake, they looked at me from the side, I couldn't fall behind, I'd rather have two hands wasted than let them see any jokes, but the speed and strength of the punch were even more than before.
"If you look to the side a little, it's easy to get sick when you see my athlete's foot!" I glanced at them coldly, and drove them away unceremoniously.
A few young people were buried by me, and they couldn't control their temper for a while, and they began to shout around me, what should they scold, what should I scold, I should box, anyway, they don't dare to do it with me from the garrison, you must know that the first rule of the new barracks is not to allow infighting, private fighting, unless they have a hole in their brains, they will never do it first.
At this time, Luo Quan and Song Peng rushed over with two lunch boxes, Luo Quan pushed away the kid closest to me, his chest was blocking my side, and asked angrily: "Huzi, what's the matter!"
"Troublemaker, huh?" Song Peng also leaned on my right hand with his neck twisted.
"It's fine, it's just a few mad dogs with a voice and no guts! I paused for a moment, grabbed the lunch box in Luo Quan's hand and asked with a smile, "Brother Quan, is this for me?"
I pushed away a young man who was blocking in front of me, and then squatted on the ground as if no one was around, and quickly calculated in my mind, I had already punched more than 300 punches, and when would I be able to finish practicing with 600 punches left, I didn't put these thirteen mad dogs who provoked trouble in my eyes at all, and after eating two bites, I really felt that my hands hurt badly, and I put the lunch box on the ground again.
"There's a lot of nonsense, eat yours quickly, what's the matter!" Luo Quan puffed out two goldfish eyes and sneered at the tiger calves of the thirteenth class: "It seems that we lost to the sixth class in the last exercise, and you thirteenth class are very unconvinced, why don't you find a place, let's compare?"
The other party is not a fool, and he also knows in his heart that Luo Quan and Song Peng, who can't get rid of their big shoulders and round waists with a few miscellaneous hairs, the kid who took the lead in stirring up trouble smiled and said: "Luo Quan, you don't have to be crazy! If you have the ability to wait for ten days, our Tang Ban deputy will be healed, and we will have a fair fight!"
I munched on my food and muttered to the other party in a vague voice: "Safe! You can choose the time, we will decide the place! Go back and tell Tang En, Class 6 has officially given you Class B a battle letter! Brother Quan, Peng Zai, you two have no opinion, right?"
"No comment!"
"I've wanted to fight Tang En for a long time!" Luo Quan and Song Peng gave me a lot of face, laughing and cooperating.
"Okay! You wait for me. The young man who took the lead dropped a line that was most commonly used by villains in cartoons, and with a wave of his arm, he was ready to leave.
"What? are you going to leave so lightly?" I put down my lunch box and craned my back to give them a harmless smile.
"What do you want?" asked the boy who was leading the way, leaning his neck a little nervously.
"The dog still knows how to lick his mouth after eating, and you will be fine after touching your upper lip and scolding your mother?" I wiped the rice on the side of my mouth, and after finishing speaking, I felt that it was inappropriate, Lao Tzu seemed to be scolding himself, so he simply stopped talking nonsense, stepped in front of the kid in two steps, raised his hand to slap him in the face, and then raised his leg to "chop and kick" on the guy's calf.
The boy "Ouch,!" clutched his legs and collapsed to the ground, rolling a few times in pain.
"Tang En told me yesterday that there is a lack of a patient, you should accompany him!" I spat at the girl, and pointed to a few young people in class 13 who were about to fight in a group and said: "You can think about it, the team brawl will be punished collectively, and we will compete individually, at most it will be a misunderstanding, anyway, the captain of the picket team and our squad leader are buddies, if you want to do it, Lao Tzu will accompany you at any time!"
Luo Quan and Song Peng were very powerful, and they directly copied a brick from the sidelines and stood next to me side by side, there was a big disagreement, and the bricks were knocked on the momentum, and the other three or four guys looked at each other, and finally said nothing, and the young man who picked up the head left in embarrassment.
"Brother Tiger, the way you went crazy just now is even more factional than Brother Pony in the movie, if I were a girl, I would definitely marry you!" Song Penghan smiled and took out a few rolls of gauze and some drugs to stop bleeding from his pocket.
I gave him a blank look: "If you are a girl, Lao Tzu would rather cut his hair and become a monk." ”
Song Peng was speechless for a while.
"Haha, it's really relieving!" Luo Quan threw the brick aside, clapped his hands and asked me: "Huzi, are you really going to knock the gang of traffickers in Class B?" But after all, there are many of them, and it is said that there are at least nine people in Class 13. ”
"There are few people, our morale is not down, I want Don to touch it the most! I can't see anyone who can pretend to be more forceful than me in my life." I nodded with a straight face.
"Steady! You cut Tang En, Peng Zai and I will press the formation for you, and the rest of the minions will be handled by the two of us!" Luo Quan smiled very angrily, and suddenly saw that I had pulled two mouthfuls of lunch boxes on the ground, and asked suspiciously: "What's wrong?"
I smiled wryly and raised my fleshy fists and said, "It hurts!"
Luo Quan hesitated for a few seconds, picked up the lunch box, dug up a spoonful of rice, and said helplessly: "Open your mouth, Lao Tzu feeds you! You are really my father, no, my father has never enjoyed this kind of treatment!"
"Brother Quan is polite, just call brother. "I don't joke about it.
"Get out of your uncle, is Lao Tzu polite to you?" Luo Quan slapped me on the head and continued to feed.
Song Peng covered his mouth and smiled unkindly: "Brother Quan and Brother Tiger are so sweet!", as a result, Luo Quan and I held it down, slashed two pinches of chicken feathers, and laughed, we sat in the corner of the training ground, Luo Quan fed me, Song Peng bandaged the wounds on my hands for me, and the "family of three" was also happy.
During the meal, they told me about the tricks that Jiang Papi taught them, Luo Quan had a big body and attacked with a big open and closed body, Jiang Papi taught him a set of adapted "grappling techniques", Song Peng had good patience and strong staying power, and Jiang Heng taught him a set of "capture boxing" commonly used by scouts.
"In other words, we have learned three different kinds of kung fu? This ginger peel has quite a lot of goods in his stomach, and I don't know if I can come up with other exercises. I licked the dry skin off my mouth, my eyes rolling twice.
"My grandfather said that if you punch ten thousand, you can do it yourself! No matter what the routine, as long as you keep improving, you can kill the enemy! For example, your slash and kick, didn't you just kick Don En's bastard, who is known as a fighting champion for several times, to waste, the tiger is greedy and not rotten. Luo Quan kindly reminded me.
I snorted, stretched, and said, "That's right, I'd better quickly figure out how to get enough of the remaining six hundred punches." ”
After eating and drinking, I stood in front of the wooden stake again, reached out and touched the wooden stake and said to myself: "Good friend, let's start!"
After that, I punched it again, it is not an exaggeration to say that every time I punch I have a fear of hitting the wall with my head, although I have hit more than 300 times, but I am still very nervous in my heart, seeing that I began to practice boxing, Luo Quan and Song Peng did not hesitate anymore, and began their own training.
At first, I thought it was only a matter of time to fight a thousand punches a day, but then I found that there were mental problems, and finally found that it was a matter of ability, for example, a horse can run 20 kilometers an hour, so theoretically it can run 480 kilometers a day 24 hours, but in fact, no horse can run for so long.
When the sun set, I only threw out more than 500 punches, and there were more than half of them left, but my arms were already trembling, and now I had to exert a lot of strength every time I raised my fists, not only my arms, but also my legs.
I'd love to speed it up, but I can't.
The main reason is because of the wood protruding from the wooden pile, this slanted wood is a lot longer than the normal pile hands on both sides, I have to go around it if I want to hit the pile, and sometimes I want to change the position, but because of the angle of the fist attack, I can't always get around.
That feeling was like a fish in my throat, and I suddenly became angry, Leng Ding flew up and kicked on the wooden stake with his foot, and scolded: "I, Nima, a rotten wood is also against Lao Tzu!"
I kicked in the middle of the pile, but the center of gravity was unstable, and I was bounced to the ground, I got up without saying a word, kicked it again, and cursed: "Lao Tzu fought with you!"
"How stupid does a person have to be to be as incorrigible as you!" Jiang Heng didn't know when he appeared behind me, he shook his head with disdain, opened his arm to me, and said with white eyes: "See how I did it clearly!"
He slowly supported his left hand and fisted with his right hand, steadily hitting the stake with a muffled "bang".
Because his movements are extremely slow, I can see clearly, every time his fist is about to rub against the horizontal bar, he will adjust his posture slightly, to reduce the useless work as much as possible, that feeling is like... It seems to be dodging the enemy's attack, it seems that I really underestimate this set of military body boxing, it is simply a sharp weapon for both offense and defense.
"I understand, you can take a break. I unceremoniously pushed Jiang Heng away, and in an instant I was blessed with my heart, my waist twisted, and my right hand rubbed the beam and hit the wooden stake, although the angle was wrong, but I could clearly feel it myself, and the speed was much faster.
Jiang Heng nodded slightly with satisfaction from the side, turned his head to look at Luo Quan on the other side, and walked over quickly to abuse: "How stupid does a person have to be to be as incorrigible as you!"
When I blew out the trumpet, I finally finished a thousand punches, and for a moment I had the urge to lie on the ground and cry "wow", it was really not easy, the long march of thousands of miles, Lao Tzu finally took the first step...