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The waitress stared at the two of them: "Are you sure you two want the 'Memories of the Seventies' package? That one might be a bit 。。。。。。 It's not what you think!"

"Hey, Sweet, someone finally ordered 'Memories of the Seventies,' how can you do that? Don't disturb everyone's fun!" a diner shouted to the waitress next to him, and almost everyone in such a small town knew him.

Xiao Peng and Yang Meng glanced at each other: "Dude, why do you look like we've done something wrong?

The restaurateur shouted, "Hey friends, our 'Memories of the Seventies' is a great package." Just because Sweet doesn't like it doesn't mean everyone doesn't like it. Come and taste it. Besides, you don't need to order two sets, one set of 'Memories of the Seventies' is enough for four people, I wonder how much you two eat?"

Xiao Peng nodded: "Come on, let's try a set!" Next time I come here, I don't know what about the Year of the Monkey, don't you try it and regret it in the future?

Unexpectedly, after hearing this, the audience cheered. Everyone flocked to the counter in an instant, muttering something in a whisper.

"Damn, buddy, I'm getting more and more curious now, what the hell is that thing?" Xiao Peng said to Yang Meng.

Yang Meng laughed: "What do you care about? The people of the Stars and Stripes only have a few things to eat, except for meat and fish, what else can they have? We are not picky eaters! I don't believe in the things we can't eat!"

Unexpectedly, after serving the first dish, Xiao Peng and the two were dumbfounded, what is this Nima?

Sweet looked at the expressions of the two, covered his mouth and snickered, and introduced: "Try it, this is beef tartare, it is a famous dish from Gaul, in the seventies, the people of the Stars and Stripes admired nature, and this dish was very popular." ”

Xiao Peng looked left and right, this is not a dish, it is pure raw minced beef, stirred with diced onions, pickled cucumbers and other vegetables, with all kinds of spices with strange tastes, piled up there like a small volcano, and in the 'crater' is a pure raw egg.

"When you eat it, you just need to stir the eggs into the minced meat. Sweet said.

Xiao Peng and Yang Meng looked at each other, and there was a large piece of blood at the bottom of the plate. It's really pure raw beef!

The people next to him laughed at the expressions of the two of them, and one guy was a little anxious: "Hey, you are from Huaxia! You even eat dog meat! What else do you dare not eat?"

Yang Meng was furious when he heard this, and slammed the table and stood up: "Fake squid, can't you change something else? Eat dog meat all day long and eat dog meat? Do you live in the medieval world? You might as well ask if we can still marry three wives and four concubines with long braids." ”

Xiao Peng patted Yang Meng, motioned for him to sit down, and said to everyone present: "I'm sorry everyone, my buddy has a bad temper, but we are really fed up with this, as long as we hear that we are from Huaxia in the Stars and Stripes, first of all, the first question is that we eat dog meat, I hope you understand a little here, our Huaxia is a big country, and the customs of each place are different, some people eat dog meat, and some people don't eat dog meat." If we count the proportion of the population, there are more people who eat dog meat in plastic surgery countries! Besides, it's not just us Asians who eat dog meat! Is it good for the Swiss to eat dog meat too? They not only eat dog meat, but also cat meat, which is a delicacy on their traditional Christmas menu! Moreover, in the country with the largest consumption of horse meat in the world, we Chinese people at least don't eat horse meat! Why don't you talk about them? Do you have to look at us with colored glasses?"

"What? Swiss people also eat dog meat, cat meat, horse meat?" Hearing Xiao Peng's words, the people in the room were shocked.

Xiao Peng shrugged: "So, don't stare at Huaxia with colored glasses every time, Huaxia is different from what you think." You can only really understand if you have seen it. ”

"Dude, don't compare yourself to them, this thing is delicious. Yang slapped him violently. As soon as Xiao Peng turned around, good guy, Yang Meng had eaten up all the plates of beef filling.

"Have you eaten it all?" Xiao Pengleng said.

"There's no place to vent my anger, so I turn my grief and anger into appetite, but this thing is really good, it doesn't look delicious, but it tastes surprisingly good. Yang Meng said.

"Really?" Xiao Peng stirred the egg into the meat filling, uh, although it was a little fishy, but with the pickled cucumber inside, the taste was not difficult to swallow: "Miss Sweet, don't tell me that your 'memories of the seventies' is just such a dish?

Sweet came to his senses: "Oh. Oh, you guys wait a minute, and I'll continue to serve the food. And that's just the first course. ”

Yang Meng said: "Okay, hurry up and come up, don't eat a dish, you're still hungry." It's so mysterious, you gave us a beef filling?"

Listening to Yang Meng's words, the onlookers at the scene coaxed, and some people whistled. The owner of the restaurant was also happy: "Okay, you two wait a while, I'll prepare the rest of the dishes myself." ”

At this time, a man with a stubble on his face walked over with two bottles of beer in his hands: "Dude, please, I'm William, and I apologize to you for what I just said." ”

Xiao Peng and the others took a beer and drank it all: "It's okay, I also apologize to you for my brother's attitude, he doesn't have a good temper." ”

William smiled: "It's okay, men should be tough, if the same thing happened to me, maybe I would have already started a fight with someone." Actually, I still have a question。。。。。。 ”

Xiao Peng said: "You may ask." ”

William asked excitedly, "Can you still marry several wives with three wives and four concubines in Huaxia now?"

As soon as his question came out, the scene burst into laughter, and someone coaxed: "William, I will tell Pearl about this, do you want to find more wives when you ask this question? Be careful that you can't sleep when you go home." ”

William gave a blank look: "You hypocrites, one of the men here counts as one, who doesn't care about this issue?"

The voice of the restaurant owner came from the kitchen: "I don't care!"

"What the hell don't you care about listening to in the kitchen?" William scolded.

Everyone made a fuss for a while, and they didn't want to coax anymore. stared at Xiao Peng and the others together, wanting to know the answer to this question.

Xiao Peng thought for a while and said: "On this issue, I would like to tell you one thing first, since ancient times, there has never been a system of three wives and four concubines in Huaxia. It's all scribbled on TV or in books. ”

An old lady spoke: "I WATCHED "THE LEGEND OF ZHEN HUAN" ON NETFILX, AND THEY ARE ALL FROM MANY WIVES. ”

NETFLIX IS THE WORLD'S LARGEST ONLINE VIDEO RENTAL WEBSITE, WHICH IS VERY POPULAR IN WESTERN COUNTRIES, AND HUAXIA'S 76 EPISODES OF "THE LEGEND OF ZHEN HUAN" HAVE BEEN COMPRESSED INTO 6 EPISODES OF 90 MINUTES EACH. The speed of 'fighting monsters and leveling up' can't be stopped at all, but it is very popular with the people of the Stars and Stripes.

Xiao Peng explained with a smile: "In ancient times, it was called 'one wife, one concubine and multiple maids', and there could only be one wife. There can only be one concubine, and it is not something that can be married casually, only when the wife is sick or unable to have children, etc., can she take a concubine. If you want to go to a big family to be a concubine, not everyone can do it, you have to be the right person. The so-called 'wives' and 'wives and concubines' women you are talking about are actually 'maids', and they all call themselves 'slaves and maids'. Well, it's not even an exaggeration to say that it's okay to give it away without breaking the law. ”

"Hey, that's cruel! It's so unfair to women. Hearing Xiao Peng say this, the old lady who had watched "The Legend of Zhen Huan" said dissatisfied.

Xiao Peng nodded: "You're right, so we Huaxia have long banned this inhumane system, so now Huaxia can only marry one wife, the same as your Stars and Stripes." ”

The old lady nodded: "That's right." This is the right decision to protect women. ”

Xiao Pengdao nodded, but William laughed and patted Xiao Peng's shoulder: "Huaxia friend, you must not be married, right? When you get married, you will know that this monogamy is definitely not to protect women, but to protect the system of men." ”

After listening to William's words, the scene began to laugh again: "Hey, William, do you believe that Pearl will take out her ancestral rolling pin when she hears your words?

William shook his finger: "You people don't understand at all, no man is afraid of his wife, the so-called 'fear' is actually 'love', which is respect for his wife." ”

"Come on, William. It's all your old neighbors here, who doesn't know about your family? Huaxia friends, don't let William cheat you. He really couldn't beat her wife. Pearl was an athletic athlete in her youth, the woman who really won our Illinois boxing championship. Someone next to him ruthlessly revealed the truth to William.

"Hey, who said I couldn't beat her, I just didn't want to fight back!" William protested.

"Pearl is coming!" suddenly someone shouted.

When William heard this, he hid directly in the bar, waited for a long time and found that there was no sound, and stretched out his head to see that everyone was looking at him. Only then did I realize that I had been tricked.

Just as the restaurant owner and Sweet came out of the kitchen and looked at William pouting and hiding in the counter: "Hey, William, you can't hide in the bar every time, you haven't paid for the coffee cup you smashed when Pearl caught you last time!"

"Hahahahaha After listening to the boss's words, the audience burst into laughter.

The boss and Sweet took a few plates and put them on Xiao Peng's table: "This is your dish!"

Xiao Peng took a closer look, good guy, these 'dishes' are so creative!