Chapter 107: Fei Ge's Private Tea!
After Xu Haoran finished speaking, he gritted his teeth secretly, turned around and glanced at Xu Fei, and said, "Xu Fei went to make a cup of tea." β
Xu Fei said, "Okay, brother." He also gave a look back to show that he understood.
Wang Wu wanted to save face, so he explained to his younger brother before coming, and when Xu Haoran was about to admit his mistake at the tea ceremony, he gathered around, all to see Xu Haoran's low voice.
Xu Haoran saw that Wang Wu's people all leaned over, and naturally understood Wang Wu's intentions, thinking that when Lao Tzu went to Xingyue Island, he would catch that Xiao Mao, and prove that you really calculated my uncle, and Lao Tzu wanted you to cry when the time came.
Xu Fei and Xu Haoran grew up together since childhood, and naturally have an extraordinary tacit understanding.
This thing of pouring tea was done by Xu Fei, but Xu Haoran had other intentions.
Xu Haoran and Xu Fei had also played such a thing once before, and Xu Fei understood Xu Haoran's intentions.
When he arrived at the kitchen of the restaurant, Xu Fei asked for boiling water and a teapot, grabbed the cheapest tea leaves on the market for ten yuan a pound given by the boss and threw them in, poured water into it, and then coughed dryly a few times, and spit out a mouthful of thick phlegm into the teapot, and there were other people in the kitchen, they were all taken aback when they saw this scene, what is Fei Ge going to do?
The boss came in with him, and when he saw Xu Fei spitting in the teapot, he said worriedly: "Brother Fei, this is not very good, in case Brother Wu finds out." β
Xu Fei laughed and said, "What are you afraid of, just add some spice to him." Well, it's still not enough. He stretched out his finger and put it into his nostrils, dug out a big piece of boogini and played it in the teapot, and the people in the restaurant were so disgusted that they almost wanted to vomit.
Some people thought that in the future, Fei Ge would have a treat, and he would not go to death.
Xu Fei looked at the teapot before nodding and saying, "It's almost." After speaking, he reached out to the side and took a chopstick, stirring it in it, so as not to make the nasal feces and mouth phlegm too thick and be discovered by Wang Wu.
I took a closer look, because the color of the tea was already strong, and I couldn't see it anymore.
Xu Fei then went to the hall of the restaurant with a teapot and a cup.
When he arrived at the hall of the restaurant, Xu Fei put the plate on the table next to him, poured a cup of tea, handed it to Xu Haoran, and said, "Brother, the tea is ready." As he spoke, he gave Xu Haoran another look, indicating that he had done what he wanted.
Xu Haoran was at ease with Xu Fei's affairs, if he wanted Xu Fei to do something serious, with his IQ, it was really possible to do bad things, but if he wanted to play tricks on people, he really had a hand. At the moment, he smiled secretly in his heart, pretending to be humiliated, walked up to Wang Wu, offered the teacup with both hands, and said, "Brother Wu, drink tea." β
Wang Wu just wanted Xu Haoran to be ugly, of course he wouldn't take the tea so easily, and immediately said lightly: "What else should I say?"
Xu Haonan shouted from behind: "Brother Wu, just get the meaning, there's no need to make things so difficult for our brother Ran." In the future, if you look up and don't look down, there will always be a time when the mountains and rivers meet. β
seems to be saying good things, Xu Haonan is actually threatening Wang Wu.
Wang Wu sneered and said, "Xu Haonan, are you threatening me?"
Xu Haonan said: "Brother Wu has so many little brothers, how dare you." β
Wang Wu said: "It's good if you don't dare, what does it mean that mountains and rivers meet? Let me tell you, this matter is not my Wang Wu first, it is Xu Haoran who did too much first, I didn't provoke him much yesterday, these punches are not light." He gestured to his still swollen cheek.
Xu Haoran thought of Jin Ye's words, and if he couldn't bear it, he made a big plan and said, "Haonan, don't say it." He gritted his teeth and said, "Brother Wu, I was wrong yesterday as a brother, and I drank yesterday, so I was a little impulsive, and I asked Brother Wu not to be surprised." β
Wang Wu was unrelenting, and said: "If you drink alcohol, you can beat people casually, and if you drink alcohol, you can not distinguish between dignity and inferiority? Xu Haoran, you can't afford to drink horse urine, so don't drink it in the future." β
"Grass!"
Xu Fei, who was still proud, couldn't help it when he heard Wang Wu's words, and he clenched his fists and wanted to rush forward to hit someone.
Xu Haoran hurriedly stopped Xu Fei.
Wang Wu sneered: "What's the matter, you still want to beat me?"
Xu Haoran turned around and said, "Haonan, you drag Xu Fei out." β
Xu Haonan immediately took Xu Fei out to avoid further conflicts.
Seeing Xu Haoran's blind forbearance, Wang Wu's subordinates all laughed.
A lot of people whispered.
"This is the sixth tiger rumored outside?"
"Righteous and peaceful. β
"Jin Ye's protΓ©gΓ©, the number one celebrity on the road today?"
Although all kinds of mocking words were whispered, they still reached Xu Haoran's ears.
Xu Haoran clenched his fists and gritted his teeth.
Wang Wu looked at Xu Haoran with a funny expression.
Xu Haoran knew that if he did it again now, it would be difficult for Jin Ye to say it, this guy humiliated himself so much, I was afraid that he just wanted to do it himself.
Glancing at Wang Wu's younger brother around him, many of them had bulging waists, obviously bringing a guy and making preparations.
He just wanted to use the topic to go crazy.
Wang Wu smiled: "Why don't you speak, dumb?"
Xu Haoran gritted his teeth and said, "Brother Wu has taught me a lesson, I will try to quit drinking and drink less in the future." β
Wang Wu said: "It's not that you drink less, it's that you shouldn't drink at all, so you shouldn't drink at all." β
Xu Haoran said: "Yes, Brother Wu, you can drink tea." β
Drinking the tea handed by Xu Haoran is equivalent to understanding Xu Haoran.
Wang Wu wanted to use the topic to play, but Xu Haoran swallowed his anger and couldn't find any excuse, so he immediately reached out and took Xu Haoran's tea.
His original intention was to taunt Xu Haoran when he drank tea, and he planned to take a big sip, and then spray it all on Xu Haoran's face, and then humiliate Xu Haoran a few more words.
But Wang Wu didn't expect that Xu Fei put special ingredients in the tea.
Wang Wu took the teacup, took a secret breath, and swallowed half a cup of tea into his mouth, intending to spray Xu Haoran, but who knew that a particularly strange taste would come as soon as the tea entered his mouth.
It was originally the worst tea, and I don't know how long it had been placed, but it had a strange taste, coupled with Xu Fei's nasal feces and mouth phlegm, it was conceivable that this cup of strong tea was really strong tea.
He couldn't help it on the spot, and squirted out wildly, but it was sprayed at his younger brother next to him, and he didn't have time to aim at Xu Haoran.
The little brother sprayed tea all over his head, and he was as embarrassed as a chicken in soup.
Wang Wu couldn't help but scold: "Xu Haoran, what kind of tea is yours, why does it taste so weird?"
Xu Haoran smiled secretly in his stomach, Xu Fei's private tea, ordinary people can't enjoy it. On the face, he said seriously: "This is the best tea in the restaurant, I heard that it is sold hundreds of catties outside, and it tastes a little strange." β
Wang Wu said angrily: "Isn't it a little weird, it's directly very weird, what kind of taste, and a little salty?"
Xu Haoran almost couldn't help laughing, of course it was salty, there might be your Uncle Fei's saliva and nose in it, can it not be salty? Brother Wu, do you want me to pour you another glass?"
When Wang Wu heard that Xu Haoran was going to pour him a glass, he was so frightened that he hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Forget it, so be it, let the restaurant serve the food quickly, I will already be hungry." β
Xu Haoran said: "Okay, I'll let the restaurant serve the food immediately." "Turn around and go to the bar to let the restaurant owner serve the food.
Soon the waiter of the restaurant sent the set dishes at a low price, and Wang Wu's people at the scene were stunned when they saw the dishes on the table, and they were simply disappointed, Xu Haoran was so shabby?
This Nima is a wine, which is not as good as the coarse tea and light rice at home.
And the portion is small.
The wine was also delivered, and a little brother Wang Wu drank a small glass on the spot, and then squirted out a mouthful, saying, "Why is this wine so unpleasant?"
The person next to him said: "Treat the guests to the wine, how good do you think the wine will be, it would be good to be able to drink." β
It's a pity that you can't drink it, and the consequences of drinking it can be imagined.
That night, several of Wang Wu's younger brothers had stomach bleeding and were sent to the hospital for emergency treatment.
When the banquet was dismissed, many younger brothers complained that they couldn't eat enough, saying that they would not come if they knew that this would happen.
Xu Haoran couldn't hear these sounds and music, and when it came time to check out, the boss said that there were a total of two thousand three, which was a bit surprisingly low, after all, there were more than 100 people, and they were eating and drinking, and normal consumption had to be tens of thousands.
Xu Haoran paid on the spot, and the boss said with a sad face: "Brother Ran, next time you have such a reception, can you choose other places." β
Xu Haoran said, "What's wrong?"
The boss said: "I don't make money, and I have been delayed for a day, and I can't afford to spend a small business." β
Xu Haoran smiled: "Don't worry, there should be no next time." β
After Wang Wu's people left, Xu Fei and Xu Haonan and others said that they spit in Wang Wu's tea and threw boogers, Xu Haonan, Chen Lanlang and others all laughed so badly, saying that Xu Fei was really dirty, and swore not to drink Xu Fei's tea in the future.