Chapter 358: Yali's Little Strategy
"Looks like I'm not here at the right time. Jimma Ward watched as Alexandra twisted her ass and walked back into the room, turning to Xiao Peng and saying.
Xiao Peng was at a loss: "Jima, things are really not what you think. Nothing happened to me or her. ”
Jimma smiled, "I didn't think much of it. As I said, there are many problems in love that affect its purity. Just like it is now. ”
Xiao Peng coughed dryly: "But this time I really didn't do anything." ”
Jimma waved his hand: "It's okay, after all, I'm not by your side, am I?" but it seems that I didn't come at the right time, so I'll go first." Jimma got up and grabbed her bag and was about to leave.
Xiao Peng hurriedly grabbed Jima's hand: "Jima, this is really a misunderstanding!"
Jimma smiled and kissed Xiao Peng on the face: "Honey, let go." ”
Xiao Peng listened to Jima's words, froze in place, then nodded, opened the door for her, and sent Jima out of the room.
"Don't send it, dear. Jimma motioned for Xiao Peng to go back, but Xiao Peng still arrived at the elevator entrance and pressed the elevator for her to see her leave. What the hell is this!
Xiao Peng returned to the room dejectedly, but heard the door of the bedroom closing. Xiao Peng's face changed, he walked to his bedroom, and when he opened the door, he saw Alexandra lying on the covers, but obviously she had just gotten in. The quilt is still shaking.
"Uh, come out, don't pretend to be asleep!" Xiao Peng said.
"I'm not pretending to be asleep! I'm asleep, and don't you know it's rude to break into a girl's bedroom?" came Alexandra's voice from the bed.
Xiao Peng was completely helpless: "This is my room! Not your bedroom! Why? Hey, tell me why you did this?"
"It was such an accident, I didn't know anyone was coming. I've just reacted to that. Alexandra's voice came from under the covers.
"Then why didn't you go out and explain to me when Jima left! Don't say you didn't know she was gone just now!" Xiao Peng said indignantly.
Alexandra lifted the quilt and looked at Xiao Peng with her head exposed: "Xiao, I'm here to help you!" According to the research of scientists at the University of Oakland, Michigan, if you are friends with your ex, then you may be a psychopath. Because those who can get along with their ex like they are more likely to show psychotic traits frequently. You behaved well just now, showing strong emotions when you saw your ex-girlfriend, but your ex-girlfriend's calm behavior made me have to suspect that she may have psychotic tendencies, I did it for your safety, don't thank me. ”
Xiao Peng covered his face after listening to Alexandra's words, and was silent for a long time, gritting his teeth and saying, "Yali, I thank you, I thank your whole family!"
"Hmm, if you really want to be grateful, just thank me alone, why thank my whole family? You Huaxia people are really friendly, okay, I accept your thanks on behalf of my whole family. Alexandra said.
Xiao Peng was completely helpless, this couldn't be talked about at all, Xiao Peng took a deep breath and calmed his mind: "You can't sleep anymore? If you still want to sleep, continue to sleep for a while, I'm going down to eat." ”
Alexandra listened, "I'm not sleeping, I'm going to go with me." ”
"You've only slept for a few hours, can you?" Xiao Peng frowned.
"Just have a cup of coffee and you'll be fine. Alexandra said.
Xiao Peng pursed his lips and sighed: "It's good to be young." Yesterday I was drunk like this, and I recovered so quickly. ”
"Go, go, you're only a few years older than me. Alexandra said, "Hey, get out of here, I'm going to change my clothes!"
Xiao Peng was speechless: "Who was jumping around the room in underwear just now?"
"Just now, that's a special case, you get out now!" Alexandra said.
Xiao Peng came back to his senses after hearing this: "When did you wake up? You did it on purpose just now!"
A pillow flew over: "Get out, I'm going to change my clothes!"
Xiao Peng walked out of the room, smiled bitterly and shook his head: "What kind of sin have I created." ”
When I turned around, I saw that Padgio and Yang Meng just opened the door and came in. Seeing Xiao Peng standing there, Yang Meng hurriedly asked, "Dude, are you okay?"
"What can I do?" Xiao Peng asked puzzled.
Yang Meng pointed to his watch: "Hey, even if you add the time to undress and get dressed, you will have three minutes at most, buddy, aren't you weak?"
"I'm false to your uncle!" Xiao Peng said angrily.
Yang Meng shrugged: "Okay, Peggy, it looks like Xiao Peng is fine, at least he is in good spirits." ”
Pagio looked at Yang Meng: "Xiao, women are the most amazing animals. I've spent decades trying to guess Miao's idea. Not to mention how much time you have. Well, it's my fault, I shouldn't have brought Jimma here. What just happened? Why did she leave all of a sudden?"
Xiao Peng smiled bitterly and shook his head: "Peggy, I don't blame you for this. Forget it, don't mention this, Peggy, you're definitely not looking for me just to deliver clothes, let's say, what's the matter?" Xiao Peng picked up the cigar in the ashtray and smoked it again.
Pagio nodded, "Shaw, that's the case, Steve came to me to fish with me tomorrow morning, are you coming?"
"Steve is here, come all this way to find you just to fish?" Xiao Peng said speechlessly, "You guys really know how to play." ”
Steve Bisaudi, owner of the Baltimore Ravens. Baltimore is in Maryland, and you have to travel through New Jersey to get to New York, so do you have to go all this way just to fish?
Pagio shook his head, "Surely it's not just for fishing, Xiao, people do everything for their own purpose, don't they?" This fishing is also our social activity, don't you dislike it?"
Xiao Peng shrugged: "I don't have a purpose in doing things." ”
Pagio smiled, "Isn't that what you're trying to be happy for?"
Xiao Peng thought for a while: "Okay, what you said makes sense. Whatever he does, I'm going to see what good fish are in the Atlantic. Pudge, do you know how to fish, and tomorrow we can see who catches more?"
After hearing this, Pagio had a disdainful expression: "Xiao, I'm a master of fishing." You're better at fishing than me, maybe you're better at fishing, but than fishing, I'd better stop bullying you. ”
"Hey, shout!" Xiao Peng's eyes glared: "Mengzi and I grew up by the sea, and we have been fishing since we were children. Fishing with us?"
Pageo looked proud: "I've been fishing since I was a child, and I've been fishing longer than you're even older." ”
After hearing this, Yang Meng patted Pagio: "Lao Pa, this thing is different, when we were children, fishing was to improve our lives and our stomachs." You're because of your hobby, it's not the same, and the skill of fighting fishing really has nothing to do with age. ”
Pagio shrugged: "Then tomorrow will be Bibibei." By the way, let's go apply for a fishing license in a while. ”
"Fishing license?" Xiao Peng was puzzled, why did he still have a certificate for fishing?
Pagio nodded: "Yes, fishing in the Stars and Stripes Country, whether it is freshwater or seawater, you must apply for a fishing license, and even if you have a fishing license, you can't go fishing in some places, such as the seasonal waters in the regulations, such as the Indian reserves, for example, the waters in the national park or the waters of military bases, which are not allowed to fish." Moreover, there are specific regulations for fishing different fish species in different waters, and if the regulations are exceeded, it is also a crime. ”
"So strict?" Xiao Peng's eyes widened.
"Of course, there are special police officers who are responsible for patrolling and checking, and in the Stars and Stripes, the protection of animals is stricter than the protection of humans. Even bastard fish like Asian carp are protected, can they not overflow?" said Padgio, shrugged his shoulders and said, "I'll take you to buy fishing gear in a moment, and I'll get a fishing license by the way." ”
"Uh, you don't have any extra fishing gear, do you want to buy it now?" Yang Meng was stunned when he heard this: "Dude, I still have more than a dozen fishing rods at home." Don't you know that every rod is different? A true master has to learn to choose different rods according to different water conditions. ”
"Of course I do. "I have at least a hundred rods of various brands at home. However, you can only use one rod per fishing session, and each rod can use a maximum of two hooks. ”
"Damn, so troublesome?" Yang Meng scratched his head and said, "It's really not easy to fish here with you." ”
"Yes, the rules are different in each state, if you are in a peanut stew state and other places, you are not allowed to use live bait. Pagio explained.
"Alright, Xiao Peng, let's go quickly and buy some fishing gear. Yang Meng said.
Xiao Peng sighed: "So anxious? Wait." ”
"What are you waiting for? Go early and come back early, just let people clean up the room, can anyone come in this room?" Yang Meng said.
Pagio nodded, "That's right, Xiao, you're too self-indulgent in this room." I don't know what's going on here. ”
Xiao Peng just wanted to speak, the door of the bedroom inside opened, and Alexandra walked out wearing a bathrobe: "Don't worry, wait for me, okay? I'll take a shower first, Xiao, for God's sake, can you clean up the room? You can live in such a messy place?" After saying that, he went back to the room and closed the door, there was a bathroom in the room. Leaving everyone looking at each other.
Xiao Peng has the heart to kill, and he is so embarrassed that he dislikes the mess of the house? Don't you know why this house has become what it is now? Isn't it because of you?
Yang Meng and Pagio glanced at each other, and Yang Meng said, "Dude, I finally know why Jima left just now." ”
Padgio said, "I know why the room is like this. Xiao, I can't see that you also have a beastly side. I always thought Yang was the only one like this. ”
When Yang Meng heard this, he glared at Pagio: "Hey, Lao Pa, what do you mean by this!"
Xiao Peng covered his face: "What kind of mess are you guys doing, things are not what you imagined." ”
Pagio smiled and waved his hand: "It's okay, Xiao, don't explain, I've been young too, I understand." ”
"You know your uncle!" Xiao Peng directly compared his middle finger!