Chapter 368: Buying Drunk
While Gold was pondering, Xu Youran had already killed another jar of wine, Xu Youran put down the jar and burped, and then felt that the world was shaking. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"You 、、、don't move, don't move, I'm dizzy!" Xu Youran said to Gold with his tongue wide open.
"I didn't shake!" replied Gold, who was stunned for a moment.
"The master said that if you shake it, you will shake it, I tell you, don't be stubborn, or I'll kill you!" Xu Youran slapped the table very domineeringly, stood up and pointed at Gold.
Well, the idol said that if he shook it, then he shook it himself, and Gold wanted to cry without tears.
"Cut, let me tell you, it's okay if the master falls out of love, I don't care about this kind of thing at all, I like the master from the south of the city to the north of the city, Nangong Mo is a few years old from him!" Xu Youran stepped on the stool and said arrogantly to Gold while eating peanuts.
Hehe, this isn't the time for you to cry in the street!
Gold complained inwardly, but nodded very seriously, expressing his agreement with Xu Youran's words.
"That's it, Master Xu is so handsome, he must be able to find a better one!" Gold echoed with a smiling face.
"You kid is very good, come, let's drink one!" Xu Youran picked up the next wine jar and took a big sip and said.
Gold had to take a sip with him, and after drinking, he was a little glad that the wine was not strong, otherwise Xu Youran would have fainted.
"Let me tell you, my master has been chasing me since he was four years old, and the fragrance next door is so beautiful, she doesn't like anyone, so she takes a fancy to me, and sends me candied fruit every day, and I have eaten it for many years!" Xu Youran patted the table and bragged to Gold.
After finishing speaking, Xu Youran stared at Gold, which meant that Gold had to cooperate with her bragging.
"Yes, Master Xu's charm is unparalleled、、、 "Gold said with a forced smile.
"When I was a child, I had a little lover named Cailing, she was jealous of Xiangxiang Jingcheng, no way, I was too popular, this kind of thing is also normal、、、" Xu Youran continued to stare at Gold.
"Yes, Master Xu's aura is compelling、、、 "Gold turned his stomach to find a word to praise Xu Youran.
Xu Youran continued to nod with satisfaction, and then began to blow the girl she soaked later.
From how to pick up a girl at the age of five to how to pick up a girl when she is a little older, and then how she soaked a girl who sells tofu brains in Guangling City a few days ago、、、、、 Xu Youran said that her mouth was foaming, and the whole tavern was watching her perform、、、
Gold learned three things that night.
First: Master Xu's wine is really bad.
Second: The next time you drink with Master Xu, you must order spirits, and it will be easier to pour this girl directly.
Third: Master Xu is a proper scumbag, just now he sympathized with Xu Youran's lovelorn and wanted to help him rob his relatives, but now he is very distracted from Nangong Mo, and not being with Xu Youran is definitely out of the sea of suffering.
Why did you cheat on the little Lolita candy when you were a child! Hook up with someone's princess's little sister. The strong Huang lady who ran to the Wei Kingdom! put the pants of the first beauty in martial arts~~~~
Anyway, this guy has done all the things he can and lacks virtues, and he will go back to persuade his cousin, let's find someone else to marry, and Master Xu will definitely not be happy together!
You can often meet braggarts in the tavern, but there are not many who blow so fresh and refined, so everyone comes over with wine to watch, and for a while Xu leisurely sits at the table and blows very happily, while Gold is like sitting on pins and needles.
Until the tavern closed, Gold and Xu Youran walked on the road, there was no one on the road at night, and Xu Youran was still jumping excitedly.
"Have you ever seen people walk in circles?" Xu Youran asked Gold.
Gold shook his head.
"Hehe, then you have a good eye today, master, I'll give you a walk!" Xu said leisurely.
Xu Youran said and walked in an extremely unround circle on the ground, and then raised his eyebrows proudly at Gold.
"Master Xu's circle is good, so round!" said Gold, flatteringly.
"Do you think I'm going well, right? Then I'll give you another three-cornered shape!" Xu said happily.
As he spoke, he walked, but after taking two steps, Xu Youran fell to the ground with a snort, and his fleshy face slapped directly on the ground.
Gold covered his face, this is not the Master Xu he usually knows, such a Master Xu is really 、、、 so cute!~~~~
Hahaha~~~~
Well, now is not the time to gloat, Gold saw Xu Youran lying on the ground and didn't move, so he hurriedly stepped forward to help Xu Youran up, but saw Xu Youran's nosebleed down, and she bit her lip, and tears fell again.
"Does it hurt? Did it hurt to fall?" Seeing Xu Youran's appearance, Gold hurriedly asked, and then took the hem of his clothes to wipe Xu Youran's nosebleed.
"、、、 hurt、、、" Xu Youran said with a sobbing grievance.
Gold didn't know what to do, so he could only stop Xu Youran's bleeding first, but he saw Xu Youran's tears falling down in a hurry, and he looked particularly embarrassed with the nosebleed.
"Gold, can you do me a favor?" Xu Youran said to Gold, sobbing and raising his face.
"What's the matter?" asked Gold, without stopping.
"Can you help me give this to Brother Mo Li、、、" Xu Youran said as he took out a small purse hanging around her neck from her neckline, then untied the small purse and handed it to Gold, and said, "You help me give it to him, just say that I don't like him anymore when you 、、、, and return the pills he gave him, I don't want 、、、 I don't want it!"
While speaking, Xu Youran wiped her tears and cried.
Gold took the purse in his hand, and by the moonlight, he saw that it was embroidered with a pair of mandarin ducks, but this pair of mandarin ducks was very different, because it was a pair of males, Gold pinched it again, and there was a round thing inside, which thought it was the pill.
Gold stood there, watching Xu Youran crying with a handful of snot and tears, the back of his hand was covered with snot and blood, and his hair was messy, as if he was begging for food.
Gold sighed, looking at Xu Youran's appearance, he was really a little distressed.
"Don't cry, or I'll kiss you tomorrow!" said Gold.
"No、、、 don't rob your relatives, it's boring to rob them!" Xu Youran said.
Gold didn't know what to do, and was about to ask Xu Youran whether to go back to the inn where she lived or go to the embassy where he lived with him, when he saw a person in the distance with a lantern and walked over to this side, the light of the lantern was particularly eye-catching in the dark night, and the man with the lantern was dressed in azure clothes, his appearance was gentle and handsome, and he only felt like a fairy among the gods.
"I have the prince to take care of my junior brother, it is inconvenient today, I will put down the thin wine on another day to show my gratitude to the prince!"