Chapter 88: Telling Jokes

The content of military training is boring, but it will not be trained from morning to night, and the instructor will always grasp the opportunity, and before the limit of this group of proud sons of heaven is reached, they will always let everyone rest on the spot for a while, or engage in a relaxing activity.

Relaxation activities generally include: military songs, learning to sing, drumming and passing flowers, and other traditional military camp projects.

The way of the activity was uncreative, but a group of student soldiers had a good time, especially when the male and female soldiers played together.

On this day, Wan Chu'er and their female platoon rested with another male platoon, and as soon as the instructors of the two platoons discussed, they found a shady place and began to engage in social activities again-drumming and passing flowers.

Drumming and passing flowers is one person beating the drum, the rest of the participants pass the flowers, the drum stops and the flowers stop, and the bouquet performs the program.

Under the deliberate coaxing of the boys, the girls' side has become the hardest hit area of the bouquet.

When Ma Tianjiao was caught, she sang a song openly and confidently, which immediately attracted a whistle and wolf howl from the boys, and Ma Tianjiao was even more triumphant, sweeping away the dejected appearance of the previous training.

"Knock knock—"

The drums beat again, and the flowers continued.

As soon as Wan Chu'er got the flowers, the drumming stopped, and she paused, thinking about whether she should tell a joke or sit twenty push-ups in public.

If you can't perform, everyone agreed to replace it with twenty push-ups.

Before Wan Chuer could decide, the boy opposite had already begun to chirp, "My heart is waiting, waiting, my heart is waiting, waiting ......"

Ma Tianjiao in the back row laughed "poof", and whispered to Lin Yufei next to her: "Wan Chuer must be push-ups, she has so much strength......

Big your sister!

Wan Chuer silently complained in her heart, this Ma Tianjiao seemed to be incompatible with her.

Under the coaxing of the boy opposite, Wan Chu'er stood up and slowly walked to the open space in the middle.

"Report to the instructor, I'll tell you a joke. ”

"Good. ”

Wan Chu'er was not the first to tell jokes, everyone just thought it was another bad joke that was told badly, and just looked at her with a smile.

"The rooster went on a business trip for a month, and when he came back he heard that the quail was all right and came to play with the hen! Sure enough, within two days, the hen had laid a quail egg, and the rooster was furious!

The college students in '98 were still relatively simple, and they didn't understand it at first, but after about ten seconds, everyone figured it out, and the boys immediately burst into laughter, and the girls laughed although they were reserved.

In her previous life, when Wan Chuer was working in a small factory in the south, she heard a bunch of such jokes, and after hearing a lot, she memorized some.

After laughing, the boy felt that Wan Chuer, a girl, was not only pretty, but also told a serious joke with color, laughing to death, so someone coaxed, "One more and one more-"

Wan Chuer didn't look at those people, and returned to her position directly, saying that she would only perform one show.

In the next drum beating and passing flowers, under the intentional arrangement of the boys who broke it, Wan Chuer received two more bouquets.

These two times Wan Chu'er didn't go as they wanted, she received the flowers, she didn't say anything, she went out without breathing, and after twenty push-ups were done in one go, she was stunned by a group of people.

When the time for rest came, the instructor ignored everyone's ghosts and howls, and began to train again.

The joke told by Wan Chu'er quickly spread in the barracks, and when it reached Jiang Kechu's ears, when he learned that it was from Wan Chu'er's mouth, he didn't move for a long time.

I heard that Wan Shiguo is also a humorous person, is this a father must have a daughter? But this daughter seems to be a little crooked.

I know that this girl is not a safe person, and she can come up with such a joke.

In the midst of pain and joy, the one-month military training soon ended.

Taking off their uniforms, they returned to the campus of the First Academy.

"Oops, how do I get so much tan. ”

In the dormitory, Lin Yufei and Ma Tianjiao looked in the mirror, looked at their tanned skin, and complained again and again.

Maggie was packing her things and planning to go home, tomorrow is Saturday, she can stay at home for two days, she heard Lin Yufei's words, she remembered Wan Chuer's fair skin, and said with a smile:

"Chu'er, I really envy you, there are four people in our dormitory, but you don't get a tan. ”

After a month of military training, Maggie now likes Wan Chuer very much, thinking that she is refreshing and unpretentious, and her physical fitness is particularly good.

There was a ten-kilometer load cross-country in the army, and when they reached the finish line, everyone was tired and paralyzed, but Wan Chuer didn't even breathe, which made her admire it very much.

Wan Chu'er smiled: "I have a thick sunscreen." ”

In fact, her skin is cherished by Bai Zhi, no matter how she tanned, she will not be tanned, and if she is tanned, her skin will only be red and even peeling, but it will not be dark.

Ma Tianjiao heard it, rolled her eyes, and pursed her lips, this military training, Wan Chuer can be regarded as being in the limelight, which makes Ma Tianjiao very jealous.

Lin Yufei next to her saw Ma Tianjiao's strange appearance, bumped her with her arm, and then turned around to pack her luggage, she also wanted to go home.

Ma Tianjiao looked at Mai Qiqi and Lin Yufei who were busy packing their luggage from the mirror, and then looked at Wan Chu'er who was sitting on the bed reading a book, her eyes rolled, and she smirked:

"Wan Chu'er, the three of us will leave the dormitory and go home in a while, you have to take care of our dormitory, my notebook or something is in the dormitory, and you can't afford to lose it." ”

As soon as she heard Ma Tianjiao's words, Mai Qiqi frowned first and said, "Ma Tianjiao, if you are afraid of losing it, take it with you." ”

Ma Tianjiao said angrily: "Isn't Wan Chu'er in the dormitory, how could he lose it if there is such a big living person guarding the door, unless it is a prison guard who steals it." ”

Wan Chu'er said coldly: "I'll leave in a while, I'm not in the dormitory on weekends, you should take it with you." ”

"Isn't your family in S Province?, where are you going on the weekend?" asked Ma Tianjiao with a smile, but with a skeptical look.

Maggie said kindly: "Chu'er, if you don't have a place to go, you can go home with me, our family is big, and my parents like me to take my classmates back." ”

Facing Maggie's kindness, Wan Chuer smiled and said, "Thank you, I also have a home to go back to in the capital." ”

"I don't know if it's true or not. Ma Tianjiao scoffed.

Lin Yufei asked curiously, "Chu'er, where is your home?"

Wan Chuer said the approximate location of the community, and Lin Yufei immediately exclaimed:

"Wow, your house is actually there, that community was only repaired in the past two years, I heard that the house type is very good. ”

Ma Tianjiao laughed weirdly, "It's not her family, it should be a relative's house, alas, the emperor has a few poor relatives." ”

Seeing Ma Tianjiao like this, Wan Chu'er couldn't bear it anymore, she was angry, she threw the book in her hand to the ground, and made a "pop" sound.

The other three people in the dormitory were startled.