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The response from fans has been overwhelming.

"Poof!"

"I don't even accept ** when I go to the toilet, I'll serve you!"

"What does grandma think, hahahahahaha, the yang god is so funny. ”

"Laughed to death, grandma's comment is really liked, I wish grandma a blessing like the East China Sea Shoubi Nanshan. ”

"#晨阳邀您看春晚#这个话题必须顶上去!"

Other netizens also arrived.

Among these people, some people came purely to see the excitement, while some people wanted to see Chenyang's jokes, and some people came to find fault and add to the blockage.

However, when everyone saw the microbroadcast, they didn't know how to speak.

On the picture attached to Chenyang's microbroadcast, in a TV set that looks a little old, Yu Shimeng, who is sitting on the far left, has turned green from top to bottom.

The red skirt turned green.

The fair-skinned face turned green.

Not only that, but the green color actually broke through the top of her head, forming a halo of light on her head, which at first glance looked like a female ghost with green light in a horror movie.

Of course, this is not the point of laughter.

The joke is that she is obviously wearing "female ghost makeup", but now Yu Shimeng is full of small grievances, and with her usual cute personality, this picture can't be more funny.

The passers-by were dumbfounded.

Look at the lively party dumbfounded.

Finding fault and adding to the blockage of the party is dumbfounded.

No one knew what to say anymore.

Laugh, it seems to be a bit of a slap in the face.

But if you don't laugh, this picture and text are so funny, it's just an inexplicable hit the joke.

Just now, these people who rushed over with a literary style were still majestic and high-spirited, but now, one is counted as one, and they are all entangled between laughing and not laughing, commenting and not commenting.

……

Family.

The interview of "Visiting the Spring Festival Gala" continues.

The host's decent questions are not interesting, and he is busy, and Chenyang holds the computer to watch the microbroadcast data.

"It's only 90,000 reads?

"Tut-tut, only 50,000 likes, so disappointed. ”

"I'll go, only more than 6,000 people forwarded it, so how can buddies fight for fame at the end of the year, forget it, look at the number of comments ......"

"More than 2,000!? Can this still give buddies some hope, and can there be a little tacit understanding! What about the more than 900,000 Chen family troops of buddies? This is too powerful, isn't it? ”

While looking at the data, Chenyang chattered.

It's not that this data is low, or that the data is not good, this guy didn't even think that his Weibo had only been posted for less than two minutes, except for the well-known big V, the whole Weibo broadcast was the most lively here for him.

My father asked, "Son, what are you doing? 92,000 for what?" ”

Chenyang replied without raising his head, "It's okay, I just sent two microbroadcasts, look at the data." ”

Mom wiped her hands, looked at the computer and said, "The number of readers is 90,000 and you are not satisfied?

Dad also took out his mobile phone and looked at it, "Wow, my son is great now, and more than 5 people can like a microbroadcast, but your dad and I don't even have a person who likes it on Weibo." ”

Although the parents play micro-broadcasting, because Chenyang intends to protect the privacy of their parents, fans do not know the existence of their parents.

Therefore, in the eyes of the two old people, it is very powerful if the reading volume can exceed 100, 1000 is a little famous, and now his son can have 90,000 microbroadcasts, which is a veritable little V.

Chenyang is actually not very good, but listening to his parents say this, he said insider, "What is powerful, this is the Chinese New Year's Eve, in normal times, your son is a micro-broadcast that is a person who breaks a million reads in minutes, where is this." ”

Mom glanced at Chenyang with a smile, "You just blow it, there are millions of reads per minute, how many people are there who play micro-broadcasting, you have millions of reads, and others will look at you." ”

"That is, who is your son and I, I am not afraid to tell you, I am too little for me. ”

This guy is starting to blow again.

Grandpa wiped the back of Chenyang's head with a smile, "Look at what Yang Mao said." ”

It's a local dialect from my hometown, and the meaning is almost as cute as cute.

Mom said to grandpa, "Dad, don't praise him, he will be energetic when he praises, maybe who is quarreling with on the Internet and scolding the street now." ”

Chenyang said speechlessly, "Mom, what do you think of me, you can't complain on the Internet and can't post some interesting pictures? ”

Mom smiled, "Anyway, it's not good for you to post micro-broadcasts." ”

Grandpa continued to touch Chenyang's head and said dotingly, "Don't quarrel with people during the Chinese New Year." ”

Grandma interjected, "Yangyang doesn't dare, don't you dare to do this during the Chinese New Year," after a pause, she asked a little uneasily, "You didn't quarrel with people on the Internet." ”

Chenyang was completely speechless, "Grandma, you just listen to my mother, who am I arguing with this New Year?"

Dad interjected, "Okay, okay, you two don't quarrel, let's watch the party." ”

……

on TV.

The Spring Festival Gala has begun.

Chenyang didn't care about arguing with his mother, his mobile phone and computer were all in battle, and he was fully armed and entered a state of complaining.

……

Microcasting.

As soon as the opening dance began, the spit came.

"Flowers and flowers look dizzy. ”

"Every year, the opening dance is red, red, your aunt is here!"

"I wanted to take a good look at it, but after watching this opening dance, I immediately lost hope. ”

"Can I say that my mom turned off the TV when she saw the opening dance? ”

"Damn, can you have a good opening dance?F.H.M is nothing in the first place, but this kind of red in the back of the green feels funny!"

"If it weren't for the close-up, the coercion wrapped in flowers would be as, disgusting! Director, have you been kicked in the head by a donkey? So disgusting?"

"Hehe, after watching the opening dance, I feel that this director is not good, why is this, festive? This is festive? Don't you look dizzy? I just want to ask you what you think. ”

"Director, come out and let's talk about life. ”

Many big Vs who are keen to complain on weekdays have also posted complaints one after another.

Gossip Jun: "There is really no one in this Spring Festival Gala, and the opening dance is unappetizing." ”

Tu Tu Xiuya: "I can fall asleep after a few more laps in the opening dance, do you believe it?" with a hypnotic picture.

Huyadan's warm kitten nest: "I watched the opening dance just now, Huyadan's suddenly came over and scratched me, and then turned to the wall when I didn't react." ”

Picture below the text: a cat tail that also has a gray color.

Netizens complained.

Passers-by complained.

The well-known big V complained.

In the midst of complaints, the opening dance of the 2017 Spring Festival Gala was also pushed to the hot search of microbroadcasting.

However, when the whole people were complaining that the opening dance was too showy, a micro-broadcast quietly entered the public's attention.

In this microcast, there are two pictures, but unlike those pictures that are constantly modified in order to highlight the laughter, these two pictures are very simple.

The first: the dancers hold the coercion woven by flowers.

The second: hanging sausages.

Microbroadcast accompanying text: The opening in the eyes of ordinary people VS the opening in the eyes of foodies.