"You say hat?!"

Early in the morning, Park Seung-woo began to doubt life with a shocked face - as the saying goes, as long as you live well, there will be new blows every day.

"As you have heard, I am your younger brother from today onwards, Sixth Brother. Park Chanyeol said lightly.

"Wait, you bell tower weirdo don't talk yet. Park Seung-woo raised his hand and made a STOP gesture to Park Chan-yeol, then looked at his mother balabala and said a lot.

Bells, towers, monsters, people?!...... Park Chanlie, who circled his face except for his mouth, nose and eyes, was furious, and he was willing? If it weren't for this unlucky urge, he would still be the perfect Oba who has no other shortcomings except for being handsome!

Listening to the quarrel between the two mothers and sons with their hands on their chests, in the end, the elegant mother was defeated and teased her son, and the eldest lady began to comfort the younger son after beating the eldest son: "Canlie, don't care about your sixth brother, if he bullies you, you can tell me, and I will make the decision for you." ”

Park Seung-woo saw his mother, who was arrogant and lonely towards him, and actually smiled at Park Chanyeol, and immediately showed an expression of "Oh no, this is not true" and "I must have met a fake mother".

Big Lady: "......" stupid son.

Park Chanyeol: "......" Park is funny.

Standing up neatly, Park Canlie put his hands in his pockets, and said happily: "No need Mom, I don't have a chance to bully me in the future with the strength of the sixth brother." As he spoke, he walked up to Park Seung-woo, stopped, and said in a subwoofer-like magnetic and pleasant voice: "Actually, I sometimes envy you, because you have a brother who is so handsome that he is tragic, but I don't." With that, he walked straight out the door.

Park Seung-woo opened his mouth wide in surprise, and only reacted after Park Chanyeol's back couldn't be seen, and ran to the eldest lady and shouted: "Mom, look at him, he actually said that your son is ugly! I obviously have nothing but good looks, he actually said this, does he have long eyes!"

The eldest lady looked at her son expressionlessly: "You are really brothers, and even the genetics are exactly the same." ”

"Huh?!" Park Seungwoo thought for a while and asked, "Mom, are you saying that we are all equally handsome?"

"No, I mean you're all just as shameless!"

……

The real world.

Since asking Zhang Yixing to help with a big cleaning, Bian Baixian seems to have found another new way of revenge, and since then, he often asks Zhang Yixing to come to his house to do some trivial things in life, because only in this way can he find time to date Yun Ying.

Of course, the time is all when Lu Liangren is not at home.

And as he spent more time together, he became more and more suspicious that all the shrewdness and ability of a stupid sheep were pretended, and stupidity and cuteness were his life.

"Oh, why do you keep kicking me?" Zhang Yixing said loudly.

"......" Bian Baixian looked at him with a dull expression, with this emotional intelligence, he still wanted to protect Lu Liangren?

"Thank you, thank you, WeChat is also available. On the side of the road, a "student girl" with a face so thick that she was about to paint the wall thanked her repeatedly, and took out her mobile phone to ask Zhang Yixing to transfer money to her.

"Ah, now begging is really advanced, and you can pay by mobile phone. Zhang Yixing said as he happily took out his mobile phone.

Bian Baixian couldn't stand it anymore, snatched Zhang Yixing's mobile phone, glared at his little dog eyes and said: "Are you a pig? Look at her face, it's obvious that she is a middle-aged and elderly woman, okay, she dares to pretend to be a student in a school uniform? You are even more ridiculous, what do you believe in what people say, why should I kick you, why do you say I kicked you, stupid!"

The "student girl" next to her was unhappy and said loudly: "What are you talking nonsense about this handsome little guy, who is a middle-aged and elderly woman? You look at the pimples on your face, and you know at a glance that you don't usually do good deeds, if you do more good deeds and accumulate more virtue on your mouth, will you have so many acne?"

"Poof-" Zhang Yixing covered his mouth and laughed when he heard it beside him, asking Bian Baixian to do good deeds? What is the difference between this and letting the devil recite "Nan Wu Amitabha"?

Bian Baixian first glanced at Zhang Yixing, and then raised his chin and said to the "student girl" cock: "I had acne in adolescence, and you are envious of menopause, right?"

"Flutter-"

"Hahaha~"

"This man's mouth is really poisonous!"

"Don't you know him? He's Bai Xian, the village flower of our urban village. ”

The crowd of onlookers was talking, Bian Baixian didn't feel anything at first, and finally reacted when he heard the word "village flower" later, and the whole person suddenly turned his head to look in the direction of the sound source, and at this time, the crowd over there had stopped talking and looked at him with innocent faces.

Don't pretend, I know it's you...... His eyes swept over a few old neighborhoods, Bian Baixian pursed his lips, since he admitted in person that he was "not good" in the staircase corridor, the focus of these old neighbors began to be weird, especially the Aunt Li who sold meat, recommended pork kidney and pork kidney to himself every day, saying that it was to eat and make up for it......

The "student girl" was damaged by Bian Baixian and cried "wow", grabbed his clothes and said unrelentingly: "You are talking nonsense!

Bian Baixian pulled the corner of his eyes, turned to the side quietly, and instantly pulled the clothes out of the other party's hand. And he stretched his feet forward while turning sideways, and the "student girl" wanted to hold him tightly, but he was forced, and he tripped under his feet, and immediately fell to the ground.

This fall was quite heavy, and the foundation on the "girl's" face really fell off a lot, looking at the white lumps on the ground, the others were still in a state of confusion, but the "girl" reacted quickly and got up from the ground, crying with a disgraced face: "You, you actually did it to a woman, you are not a man!"

"It's not up to you whether I'm a man or not, but whether you're a schoolgirl or not is something big guys can see...... Auntie, don't cry, the stickiness of inferior cosmetics is not good, and when you apply it so thickly, you cry, and your face is wrinkled and the powder is gone. ”

"Hahaha......" Everyone in a daze laughed, now women make up the same as plastic surgery, this "girl" has good makeup skills, so many people just didn't see it, and in the end, it was Bian Baixian who only found out when he said it.

As soon as she heard everyone's laughter, the "sister" knew that the deeds had been revealed, and held up the sign she erected at the door of the vegetable market, "My brother is terminally ill, my parents are missing, and the female college student at school went to the street to beg for money for her brother's treatment" and slipped away quickly.

After ending this little episode, the two men carried a lot of vegetables in their hands and walked home "sweetly" like a young couple who had just bought vegetables and returned home.

Old neighbors of urban villages:

"See?"

"See. ”

"I guess it's really not going to work. ”

"yes, yes, that's why the broken jars are starting to go down the wrong path. ”

"But the man looks pretty good, and he looks very gentle and kind. ”

"It's good, it's a pity to match our village flowers. ”

"Don't be scared, it's all the village flower you just shouted, I didn't see the little eyes of the little boy Bian just now, and I almost didn't eat us alive. ”

"......," the person who spoke slowly lowered his head under the condemning eyes of the neighbors.