Chapter Twenty-Eight: Drunken Madness
The little fat man should be happy, because if Xiangxiang's knife hadn't been thrown in the cabin and forgotten, the little fat man would definitely be bled today. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Xiangxiang touched her body and didn't find the weapon, so she could only give up the plan of the white knife to go in and the red knife to come out, she reached out and rolled her sleeve, revealing a pink arm like a lotus root, picked up the skirt, and kicked the little fat man to the ground with a kick.
The little fat man was kicked by Xiangxiang and rolled twice before stopping, he was a little stunned because he kissed Xu Youran, but now he was even more stunned by Xiangxiang's kick.
"You... What are you going to do!" Seeing Xiangxiang rolling up her arms and sleeves towards her, the little fat man suddenly exclaimed.
"What am I doing?" Xiangxiang gritted her teeth, and her little pink face was now full of killing intent. The old lady's man and the old lady haven't talked about it yet, so I let you kiss it, what do you say the old lady is going to do?
Xu Youran was also a little stunned at this time, in fact, if it wasn't for Xiangxiang's hands, I'm afraid that Xu Youran would have personally smoked the little fat man by now.
But Xu Youran looked at the scene of Xiangxiang pulling the little fat man's hair and slapping him wildly, and he really didn't know whether he should go up to help or sigh, Dad was right, women's gentleness is a lie.
Do I still want to marry her? This is the question that Xu Youran is most entangled with!
Xu Youran's heart is not at peace, they all say that marrying a wife and marrying a virtuous person, she is no longer a two- or three-year-old child who is easily carried away by a few pieces of dim sum, after all, she is five and a half years old this year!
Xiangxiang smoked very much, but after smoking more than 20 times, Xiangxiang remembered the problem of her ladylike image.
Xiangxiang's neck was a little stiff and turned around, and sure enough, she saw that the people behind her were all looking at her with complicated faces.
It's over! It's over! Xiangxiang blinked her eyes wide, and 10,000 grass and mud horses galloped past in her heart.
Xiangxiang pursed her lips, and slowly let go of the hand that grabbed the little fat man's hair, the little fat man was completely stunned by the fan, and as soon as Xiangxiang let go, the little fat man fell directly to the ground.
Xiangxiang shyly wiped her little hand on her clothes, then bit her lip, revealing a pure smile, and shouted coquettishly to Xu Youran's delicate milk, "Brother Youran, your hands hurt." ”
Xu Youran swallowed his saliva and did not speak.
This woman is a tigress! Xu Youran decided not to marry!
"Brother Youran, I went to my grandmother's house this time, and my grandmother taught me several ways to make dim sum, especially a kind of halva, which is particularly delicious, I'll go back and make it for you!" said Xiang Xiang sweetly.
Knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, I prefer to go to the tiger mountains!
A tigress who can make candy can also be married!
"Sister Xiangxiang is suffering, let me see your hands" Xu Youran suddenly had no principles, and ran towards Xiangxiang with pink hearts in his eyes.
Life is precious, love is expensive, if it is candy, both can be thrown.
"Plop" Ah Cheng and several people fell to the ground together.
These two brainless and black people really don't want to care about it, the little fat man was flushed by Xiangxiang's face, and he lay on his back on the grass and shed tears.
"Hurry up, it'll be okay if you follow us early, just slap us in the face!" Erhei kicked the little fat man on the ground with his toes.
"No, you can kill me, I won't go down anyway" The little fat man looked like he had nothing to love, and the dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, and he touched his tears and said.
"What should I do?" Dahu asked Ah Cheng.
"Ugh." The dog-headed military groaned for a moment, and then came up with an idea: "Why don't you fill him with some bars!"
Ah Cheng took out a wine bag in his arms, which was turned out from Yu Er's body just now, Ah Cheng saw that this wine bag was good-looking, so he wanted to take it back to please his father, so he took it with him.
As soon as the little fat man heard that he was going to drink and get up, he wanted to run, but Ah Cheng saw that he was going to run, and hurriedly shouted to the big tiger, "Hold him down." ”
The big tiger and the second black rushed up with one arrow step, the little fat man was pampered, where could he run past the big tiger and the second black, and within a few steps, the two of them twisted their shoulders and pressed them to the ground.
"Help," cried the little fat man.
Ah Cheng unscrewed the lid of the wine bag and poured it into the little fat man's wide open mouth.
The little fat man was choked and coughed and wanted to shut up, but Ah Cheng didn't care at all, pinched the little fat man's chin and poured a few more mouthfuls.
After a while, the little fat man stopped struggling after a few struggles, the big tiger and the second black let go of their hands, and the little fat man chirped and threw himself into the street again.
Seeing that the little fat man didn't move for a long time this time, Dahu was a little nervous, and weakly asked Ah Cheng, "It won't be dead!"
"No, I haven't heard that drinking can kill you!" Ah Cheng said uncertainly.
Erhei stepped forward and probed the little fat man's nose with his fingers, and then breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It's okay, it's just that I drank too much, maybe I fainted." ”
"Ahh
Who knew that this sentence seemed to wake up the little fat man on the ground, and the little fat man tossed on the ground a few times, and suddenly sat up from the ground in a daze.
"Hiccup." The little fat man's little face was red, his eyes were confused, and then he looked around and staggered.
"Who did I listen to just now.... Who said cliffs .... The cliff is coming." The little fat man asked, shaking his tongue widely.
"Ah, yes, I mean the cliff," Ah Hu said in a daze.
"Cliffs, cliffs." The little fat man rolled his eyes and muttered, then giggled.
"Brother Youran, what is he laughing at?" Xiangxiang asked while pulling Xu Youran.
"Uh..... Did you make yourself stupid," Xu Youran hesitated for a moment and replied with Xiangxiang's little hand.
A few people watched the little fat man stand there and go crazy drinking, and after a while, the little fat man's small laughter gradually turned into laughter, and he said with a big tongue at the few people who were looking at him, "Hahaha... Cliff... I'm telling you, I'm a goddamn favorite to jump off a cliff..."
"Ahh
Before a few people could wake up from his performance, the little fat man clenched his fists and arched his hands, "Brothers, I'll jump first for respect."
The little fat man's chubby body was probably so flexible for the first time in his life, and he jumped in the air, like a fat version of a fawn, and rushed in the direction of the cliff.
"For freedom" The little fat man shouted happily and flew out, disappearing from everyone's field of vision in an instant.
"You're crazy." Several people shouted in surprise.
But it was too late to come forward, and the little fat man went down the cliff directly.
Several people were all stunned as if they had pressed the pause button, and Xu Youran wanted to grab the little fat man's half-stretched arm and froze there.
"Ahem... It's over, this buddy, this buddy is bold," Ah Cheng swallowed and said after a while.
"Hmm... My mother is right, it's not good to drink," Xiangxiang said softly.
"That doesn't seem to be the point, let's go and see how he's doing," Erhei, the only one in his normal mind, said frantically.