Li Yuanhao couldn't help laughing after listening to Norma's narration, the southern Xinjiang girl's mind was simple, and she had a good impression of Zheng Chenglong, so she took the initiative to attack, listened to the advice of a few little sisters, and pulled Senior Brother Zheng to Tianyi Pavilion to enhance her feelings in the fragrance of pen and ink and books, but when she entered Tianyi Pavilion, she remembered that she had a little Central Plains knowledge, and she didn't even have the qualifications to make a fool of yourself. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

She didn't want to make a fool of herself in front of Senior Brother Zheng, so she could only talk about him left and right, but fortunately she met Li Yuanhao, and thought about letting Li Yuanhao teach her a trick and a half, and then talk to Senior Brother Zheng for a while, so as not to show her feet and make Senior Brother Zheng dislike.

Putting aside Norma's simple thoughts for the time being, thinking about the suggestions of those little sisters for a while, with a strong dark mind, helping openly and playing bad secretly, matchmaking people not only have to create opportunities for solitude, but also to be just right, advance and retreat properly, and give full play to Norma's advantages of being good at singing and dancing. Let Norma pull Zheng Chenglong to Tianyi Pavilion to discuss knowledge, even if the girl in southern Xinjiang is cute and cute, and she accidentally said a few words that made people laugh, but it is more likely that she was at a loss, didn't know how to pretend to understand, and made jokes.

Like Zheng Chenglong, who comes to a proud family, has a good impression of the empathetic and knowledgeable ladies, far higher than the simple-minded, honest and straightforward girls, they prefer women who take care of the overall situation and have a little black belly.

This is the reality, several men love a silly Bai Tian bridge only appears in romance novels, the cruel reality will not even give a chance to experience silly Bai Tian, directly a wave slapped to death on the beach, followed by other women who went forward and succeeded, especially in the inner courtyard of the palace.

Even if Norma marries into the Zheng family in the future, it will be a bumpy and calamitous road, not much worse than going to the west to learn scriptures after nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties.

"Gongzi Li, do you want to help me, what should I talk to Senior Brother Zheng about in a while?" Norma asked anxiously.

Li Yuanhao pondered for a moment, and took out a copy of "The Story of the West Chamber of the Warbler Waiting for the Moon" from a stack of books, a book about the appearance of talented women and talents, which is extremely suitable: "Chat with Senior Brother Zheng for a while, and try to get closer to this book." ”

"The Story of the West Chamber?" Norma read word by word, she was not familiar with the Central Plains text: "But I haven't read this book." ”

"There is no problem whether you have read it or not, as long as you can finally complete the sentence 'May there be lovers in the world - people will eventually become dependents', Senior Brother Zheng will not ask more. Li Yuanhao said that some things are far more powerful than a clear confession, and this kind of thing is not clear to Norma: "Well, if you still have nothing to say, you can tell a harmless joke." ”

"Joke?" Norma frowned and looked down at the tip of her shoe: "Except for singing and dancing, I seem to ...... Nothing. ”

She automatically ignored the fact that she was good at fighting, and the famous pearl of the Miao Tusi in southern Xinjiang, Omsochi Norma, was a good fighter.

"Oh, by the way, I was talking to my sisters last night, and I heard a joke, and I don't know if it's funny or not, they all laughed, and I laughed too. ”

"Tell me about it. ”

Once upon a time, a man walked into the temple and asked a monk, "You have been a monk for a long time, but is this thing still hard?" The monk replied: I had to harden my ears three times in a month. Said: If so, great. The monk said: There is only one thing that is not good, and if it is hard, it will be hard for ten days. After speaking, Norma tilted her head and thought about it, but she still couldn't find the laughing point of this sentence: "By the way, Li Gongzi, what is this thing?"

This, this, this, the topic of conversation at night in this women's academy is really wild enough! I can't underestimate that group of female students, who look dignified and elegant on weekdays, and are knowledgeable, it turns out that the level of each driving is first-class.

"Norma, don't tell this joke to others in the future, remember?" Li Yuanhao said solemnly.

Norma nodded and promised not to say anything in the future: "Then Gongzi Li, what joke should I tell?"

Li Yuanhao thought about it for a while, so let's tell this joke: "Once upon a time, there was a young lady who liked to stay in Beijing to take the exam, and on this day she sent another one away, and the young lady asked the maid: How many are these? The maid said: The thirty-fourth. The young lady nodded. The maid asked: Miss, why do you like to stay in the middle of the night so much? The maid knocked on the maid's head: eggs can't be put in one basket, and people can't hang themselves on a tree. ”

After speaking, His Majesty the Emperor of the Northern Wei Dynasty couldn't help laughing at first, her laughter was very low, and when she heard this joke for the first time, she burst into tears.

Norma blinked, smacked for a while, and asked, "Is this joke funny?"

"Well, it's funny, you don't laugh, I don't think it's funny, but it's better than the joke you just made. Li Yuanhao said: "People like Senior Brother Zheng have a few books that they like personally, and you must know and read these books well and have your own unique opinions, and you have to borrow books from Senior Brother Zheng." ”

"Borrowing books, there are so many books in Tianyi Pavilion, why do I still want to borrow books from Senior Brother Zheng? Wouldn't it be better to read them in private and give Senior Brother Zheng an image of being knowledgeable and talented?" Norma asked puzzled.

"Stupid, even if you read it, you have to pretend that you don't understand, borrow and repay, come back and forth, contact twice, without traces, and the feelings will be deeper. Li Yuanhao explained: "If you can discuss the content of the book again and talk about your experience, then the role of borrowing books will be great." When you discuss your experience with him, it is best to show a hint of unteachable expression, men, they like to be coaxed. ”

Norma's eyes were radiant, and a light shone out: "Master Li, you are really knowledgeable!"

"Hehe, it's also learned. Li Yuanhao smiled dryly and touched the bridge of his nose.

"Li Gongzi, what should I do now?" Norma asked, she seemed to regard Li Yuanhao as her backbone.

"Now sit down and pretend to read. ”

"Oh. Norma sat down honestly, this Li Gongzi's suggestion was much more reliable than those little sisters, she put her face on the back of "The Legend of the West Chamber" and read the book carefully.

Li Yuanhao continued to bow his head and revise the books, according to the paper context left by He Chengpeng, sorted out the drama books related to it, and by the way, he read the third volume of "Spring and Autumn", thought about the schoolwork left by Zhou Meng, and looked up at Norma, who was lying behind the books, this girl is good, she reads seriously, and she doesn't move.

Before you know it, time passes.

Zheng Chenglong returned to the cubicle after explaining, and Li Yuanhao stood up: "Senior Brother Zheng." ”

Hearing the sound, the motionless Norma stood up with tears on his face: "Ah, Senior Brother Zheng, you're back." ”

Seeing this scene, Li Yuanhao couldn't help but admire, this Norma seems to be very aggressive, but in fact she is delicate and emotional......

"Yawn!" Norma yawned, revealing her body.

Don't look at it, Zheng Chenglong turned his head without a trace and didn't look at it.

Norma rubbed her sore arm: "Senior Brother Zheng, you're back, this book "The Legend of the West Chamber" is so difficult to understand, I was so sleepy that I cried." ”

Li Yuanhao's smile stiffened on his face, and it turned out to be ...... Sleepy...... Tears welled up in my eyes.