"Damn, are you crazy?" Yang Meng got out of the car and looked at Xiao Peng: "Fortunately, I reacted quickly, otherwise I almost crashed." ”

Xiao Peng didn't have time to listen to Yang Meng's complaints, so he directly opened the co-pilot's door: "You two get me down!"

"What are you doing?" Shao Wu looked at Xiao Peng with a confused expression: "Why are you like this?

"What a fart!" Xiao Peng burst into a foul mouth: "I'm not your parent, I don't have time to get used to your stinky problems!"

"Who are you talking about? What do you mean by getting used to our stinky problems?" Shao Wu said after hearing this.

Sun Yan also said: "Brother Xiao Peng, we are all Chinese compatriots, shouldn't we help each other when we go out?"

Xiao Peng snorted: "I'd rather not have compatriots like you! Get out of the car quickly, the greatest help I can provide you is to help you contact the police now, let them help you contact the embassy, provide you with food and accommodation, and contact your family to take you back!"

When Sun Yan heard this, her face changed: "This can't be done, we maxed out eight credit cards! Let my mother know that she will kill me." Even if I go back, it's not now。。。。。。 ”

Xiao Peng whistled: "You will take responsibility for what you do, Mengzi, call the police." ”

Yang Meng pouted: "You still need to make a phone call, just press the alarm button in the car." Don't you read the description of this car?"

Xiao Peng was stunned: "There is still a manual?"

Yang Meng pointed to the navigation in the car: "There is a video introduction inside." Just press play and you're good to go. ”

Xiao Peng looked for it: "Oh, this key is right, right? Xiao Peng stretched out his hand to press the button that Yang Meng said.

"Don't. Sun Yan leaned out directly from the back seat and grabbed Xiao Peng's hand. Shao Wu pushed the passenger seat forward, got out of the car and detoured behind Xiao Peng, and shouted: "Stop, otherwise don't blame me for being polite!"

Yang Meng smiled: "You're welcome to us, then what do you want?"

Shao Wu smiled coldly: "Haha, I've wanted to do this for a long time, your car is good, lend us the car for use, Yanzi, let's make a pair of escaped mandarin ducks, let's die in the world, right?"

Sun Yan in the car listened to Shao Wu's words and nodded desperately: "Well, husband, as long as I am with you, I am willing to do anything." ”

Xiao Peng and Yang Meng glanced at each other: "Is this guy stupid?

Shao Wu snorted coldly and took out a dagger from behind him: "You two, if you don't want to have a few more holes in your body, hurry up and take out the car keys." ”

Xiao Peng Yile pulled out two Gurkha-scimitars, which are commonly known as doglegs-knives, from the side of the saddle. This was bought at the outdoor goods store when I came, and I originally planned to use it for chopping firewood, but now it's good, Xiao Peng handed it to Yang Meng: "Dude, are you sure you want to play with us with knives?"

Yang Meng was so happy: "Fuck, this guy looks like he's not small, there's really a problem with his IQ, he dares to play with a knife when his object is still in the car?

Xiao Peng explained seriously: "Women have such an age, and they are very naïve to do things at this age, and their vision for picking men is extremely poor. ”

Yang Meng nodded: "Well, I can see it." How blind does this eye have to be to look at such a man!"

Shao Wu's face turned red, but looking at the long scimitar in the hands of the two of them, and then looking at the dagger in his hand, this comparison seemed to be holding a toothpick in his hand! Shao Wu coughed dryly: "If it's a man, don't use weapons, I'll deal with you two alone!"

"Hahaha, it's you who took the knife first, and it's you who said you don't use the knife, you're my son? Why am I so used to your fault?" Xiao Peng directly took the knife and compared it to Sun Yan in the car: "You also use a small toothpick to scare people, it's really worrying! Do you think this is Huaxia? Holding a dagger is a weapon? This is the Stars and Stripes Country, even if you carry a gun, it's useless! People have more guns!"

Shao Wu looked nervous: "Don't hurt her, something is coming at me!"

Yang Meng was stunned: ", after listening to his words, we both seem to be villains now." Didn't he want to rob our car? Why did we bully him now? Is there really something wrong with this special IQ, didn't he escape from the hospital?"

Xiao Peng nodded: "I feel like it now, otherwise the two of them eloped to the Stars and Stripes Country to get married? You said that if he wants to go, he will also go to the country of Japanese or plastic surgery, and the men and women over there are 18 and women 16, and they can't get married if they go to the Stars and Stripes Country." It's so stupid. ”

Yang Meng threw the knife to Xiao Peng: "Okay, don't scare the child." Call the police and let the police come. ”

Watching Yang Meng throw the knife back to Xiao Peng, Shao Wu gritted his teeth and stabbed Yang Meng with a dagger, in his eyes, Yang Meng's attack power should be higher than Xiao Peng, if he was subdued first, Xiao Peng would not be a problem.

As a result, before he rushed to Yang Meng's side, he only felt that his neck was cold, and the scimitar in Xiao Peng's hand no longer knew when it was on his neck. He instantly felt that his scalp was numb, and he was going to have my throat cut.

Looking at his frightened and sluggish appearance, Xiao Peng grinned: "Don't be nervous, it's the back of the knife." Throw away your little dagger, or you'll be lying in the hospital in minutes. ”

Shao Wu took a deep breath and carefully threw the dagger to the ground: "Calm down." ”

"Now it's so calm for me. What did you do just now?" Xiao Peng said with disdain. Turn around and throw the scimitar back into the car.

As soon as Shao Wu saw Xiao Peng turn around, he came to his senses again, and directly kicked Xiao Peng's neck with a high whip leg! He didn't show mercy to his subordinates, and tried his best to kick him! Just now Xiao Peng put the knife on his neck, and he even felt the horror of death, at this time, he didn't think about whether a single foot would kill someone! If you have a knife, I'm afraid of you, and if you are empty-handed, am I afraid of you?

If he kicked someone else, he would be injured and even killed! At this time, he couldn't care so much about it, so he kicked it over.

This was Shao Wu's confident kick, and Xiao Peng didn't dodge at all! Shao Wu was overjoyed! This foot would definitely solve a trouble! Then just deal with Yang Meng. After years of combat training, he can't deal with two ordinary people empty-handed? Shao Wu doesn't believe it!

After a loud bang, Shao Wu kicked Xiao Peng's neck, but Xiao Peng did not fall to the ground as Shao Wu thought, but stood there without doing anything, and a moment later, Shao Wu felt a sharp pain in his leg, Shao Wu saw that his leg had been broken and turned into an exaggerated angle.

"Ahh

"Husband!" Sun Yan was no longer in the car, she hurriedly climbed out of the back seat of the car and ran to Shao Wu's side, wanting to see what was going on with Shao Wu.

Yang Meng took out his mobile phone: "Okay, call the police." ”

Xiao Peng was stunned: "Didn't you say that there was an alarm button in the car?" ”

Yang Meng glanced at him: "Then the car has to be started, your car is dead, it's useless to press any button!"

Xiao Peng took the phone, turned it back on and dialed the police: "Hey, is it 911? I want to call the police." Oh, I came across a robbery, a couple of male and female gangsters who were about to rob my car and were subdued by me. Well, I'm on Route 66 right now, in the direction of Bradwood toward Dwight, about 10 kilometers from Dwight! Okay, okay, by the way, you'd better bring an ambulance. The robber is now injured, oh, like a broken leg. Yes, yes, it's serious, you need an ambulance! Okay, okay, I'm waiting for you here. ”

Xiao Peng hung up the phone, and Sun Yan, who was still crying there just now, looked at Xiao Peng with a dull expression, what did he do just now? Did he call the police? And said that he was a robber? Is there a mistake?

"Why did you call the police?" Sun Yan asked Xiao Peng with a look of disbelief.

Xiao Peng nodded: "You robbed me with a knife again, and attacked me again, don't you want to be an outlaw mandarin duck wandering the world? Now I give you half a chance, the outlaw mandarin duck is no problem, don't think about wandering the world." ”

Sun Yan cried: "I spent so much money, my parents knew that they would kill me." ”

Yang Meng sneered: "I am responsible for what I do, how old is the person?

Sun Yan sobbed and said, "But the family is still a child。。。。。。 ”

Yang Meng's face was full of disdain: "The most Nima annoys people like you, when you don't get into trouble, you are coaxed, and when you get into trouble, you say that you are a child? Good things are all from your family? Oh, and let me tell you good news, according to the laws of the Stars and Stripes that I know, you will be fined for community labor and other things at most, of course, the premise is that you must behave well and have a good attitude in court." Otherwise, you will have to go to the adult prison with that Shao Wu, by the way, don't think that you will be in the same prison, the men's and women's prisons are separated. ”

Sun Yan shook her head in fright at Yang Meng's words: "Don't, you don't want to be like this, we are all Huaxia, how can you be like this?

"Now that you know that they are all Huaxia? What about just now? You asked Shao Wu if he had considered keeping his hand when he kicked over? If it were someone else, it would be immortal and crippled! Have you ever thought that they were all Huaxia people at that time?" Xiao Peng snorted coldly. "Stop talking nonsense, wait for the police to come!"

"You don't have any evidence at all!" Sun Yan roared.

Xiao Peng pointed to Yang Meng's car: "There is a kind of thing called a dash cam, do you think we have any evidence?"

Shao Wu hugged his short legs and struggled and said: "I can't go to prison! I'm an athlete! If you send me in, my future will be ruined! I still want to win glory for the country!"

Xiao Peng snorted coldly: "You heal your leg first, I didn't expect you to be so powerful, even if this leg is good, you won't be able to move." Let's talk about whether we can take the straight road. ”

"Can't you be a little more tolerant?" Sun Yan said hurriedly.

Xiao Peng smiled coldly: "Why should I be tolerant? If someone provokes me, I will be tolerant? Those who are looking for trouble are fine? What kind of national truth is this? Our Huaxia just asks for 'tolerance' everywhere and 'generosity' everywhere, so there are so many people who have nothing to fear." Tolerance? Leave this to the judge! I don't care what others do, and if you provoke me, I'll beat one of them! I'll go for special tolerance!"

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