710 Am I a man or not?
Wutong stood at the door of our bathing center, scolding with red lips and white teeth: "Zhao Chenghu, you are still not a man? In addition to the calculation of my brother who can play some conspiracy, what other means do you have? You have the ability to fight with him in a dignified manner like a man!"
"Joke, who told you that the means to prove that you are a man must rely on fighting? Harmonious society saved him, or he may not have died, and I am a gentleman! If you are really so curious about my gender, you can come to my room at night, and I will teach you what it means to be a whip commander. I pursed my lips and raised my glass to a glass with my brothers on the coffee table.
She howled wolf howl from outside, we should eat in the house, and saw An Jiabei looking at her vigorously, I kicked An Jiabei's foot and said: "It's like someone advertising us for free from the door, you see how much she dresses up and how much we bathe the temperament." ”
Wutong's appearance is average, in today's words, it is a "twelve-dollar spicy hot can knock until dawn", the key is that this girl has a charm on her body, plus the pure white long cotton clothes like snow are like the gold medal spokesperson of our bathing center.
An Jiabei covered her mouth and smiled, and glanced at me coquettishly, third brother, you are so bad.
"If you deal with a bad person, you have to be worse than her. I happily took a mouthful of garlic moss, deliberately chewed it loudly, and the angry Wutong stomped her feet from outside the door, as if she was drawn a circle between her and our door, as if Sun Wukong had drawn a circle, and the scolding was so fierce, she was stunned and didn't go inside.
Hu Jin grinned obscenely and asked me, "Little Third Master, are you going to hunt for game and don't give people any money after finishing the job?"
"You think it's all like a stammer, the young women's excavators, the princesses' best friends. I glanced at Zhu Yan, who was grabbing a pig's trotter next to me and feasting on it, chuckled, this beast is now the guarantee of our store ladies, and every night there are young ladies waiting for her to be lucky, sometimes I really envy such a man who is not handsome, but has a "long" skill.
Zhu was bored with his head and only cared about eating, and he didn't pay attention to me.
I smiled awkwardly and shouted to the sycamore outside the door, "Old girl, why don't you come in and drink saliva, and then continue to scold when you're done?"
"Whoever rarely enters a ghost place like you that hides filth and dirt, the people inside must be as shameless as you! If it weren't for my master's explanation, I wouldn't be allowed to enter or leave this kind of place, I would have burned you a fire a long time ago!" Wutong pinched his waist and scolded angrily, including everyone in the house in one sentence, daring not to come in is because we are dirty here, I can't bear it anymore.
Without waiting for me to react, An Jiabei was happy at the time, "Teng" stood up one step ahead of everyone, walked straight to the door, and reprimanded Wutong: "The person who dresses up looks like a human, hasn't your family taught you to speak human?"
Wutong was not stunned by An Jiabei, and responded with his head held high: Am I wrong? If you can sit at the same table and eat with an insidious villain like Zhao Chenghu, you must be some male thieves and female prostitutes.
The two women looked at each other hostilely, all gasping for breath, and suddenly gave me the illusion that they didn't look like they were fighting, but rather standing together bigger than anyone else's cup.
"There's a kind of you say it again!" An Jiabei's willow eyebrows were upside down, and her back had fallen slightly.
Wutong raised his mouth and sneered: If you let me say it, I'll say it, what kind of thing are you?
Wutong wears a cotton suit as pure as snow, but with a hint of enchantment, like a delicate lotus flower that is not afraid of wind and frost.
An Jiabei's black leather coat and leather pants are added, and her tight back has a wild beauty, like a bunch of thorny night roses.
The two of them stood together like a beautiful picture, and we all raised our heads, except for Zhu Yan, an outlier who cared more about food than beauty.
Hu Jin and Brother Lun and I stood up and walked out the door, of course, we didn't plan to rush up in groups, we just wanted to drag An Jiabei back, after all, from the door of our own store, it was too happy to show jokes to others, especially there was a "Musashi Club" on the other side, especially the other party was still a delicate little girl, and people who didn't know thought that we were collectively bullying people, and the impact was not good.
Seeing that we dragged An Jiabei back, Wutong was still energetic, jumping up and down and shouting from the door: "A group of wrecks can only play tricks!"
"Don't force it, look at you look clean, how can you talk more than my underwear?" I waved my hand towards Wutong like a mosquito, this kind of pungent little girl really can't be provoked, and if you get it, it will be like a dog skin plaster, for example, Lin Xiaomeng at the beginning is a typical representative of this kind.
After being robbed by me, Wutong was also anxious, and he didn't care about the previous taboo, he stepped in two steps, kicked on the coffee table where we ate, and directly turned the coffee table upside down, and the others stood up and were not affected, but Zhu was bored with his head and only knew how to eat, and was spilled by the vegetable soup, which stabbed the hornet's nest.
Zhu Yan frowned and stood up, biting half a pig's trotter in his mouth, pointing to the pants on his body and saying to Wutong, wash it!
"Okay, if you have the ability, you can take it off now, take it off, this girl will wash you immediately!"
Zhu Yan hesitated for a moment, and directly untied the belt, that's right! He untied the belt in front of everyone, took off his pants, and only wore a lace pants, and then threw the pants on Wutong's face, snorted expressionlessly, and washed it!
Wutong scolded and scolded a few ugly words, threw Zhu Yan's pants on the ground, stomped his foot twice, and then spit up a few times, kicked back and said: Wash it up!
Zhu Yan handed the pig's trotters in his mouth to Hu Jin next to him, jumped to Wutong with a stride, held Wutong's wrist with his left hand, and "snapped" with his right hand round arm was a slap on Wutong's face, this slap was extraordinarily crisp, not only Wutong was dumbfounded, but the people next to us were all stunned, just said that Wutong looked average, but it was a girl, a man beating a woman is really a bit unreasonable, I didn't expect Zhu Yan to be so ruthless, and he can really do it.
As soon as the slap went down, Wutong's face became red and swollen at a speed visible to the naked eye, and the girl suddenly turned into a female overlord, screaming and beating Zhu Yan with her hands, but no matter how she struggled, she still couldn't escape from Zhu Yan's pull.
Zhu Yan didn't fight back at first, after being dug out of his nails from his face by Wutong, he may have been on fire, he raised his arm and "snapped" another slap, with a cold face, like a robot, he jumped out and said: I beat people, regardless of men or women, wash them!
Wutong is honest now, "wow" crying out of his voice, and the more he cries, the more sad he becomes, the big tears of the bean slide down his cheeks, I coughed twice without squeaking, although a little unbearable, but I also know that this time is not suitable for talking.
Hu Jin hesitated, walked over, gently pushed Zhu Yan's back and said, Brother Zhu is forgotten, after all, she is a little girl, why do you have the same knowledge as her.
"Get out of the way, wash up!" Zhu Yan's eyes blinked slightly, and he shook Hu Jin without any emotion, Hu Jin swallowed his saliva and stepped back.
Let Wutong's tears rain down, Zhu Yan still grabbed her wrist like a wooden stake.
"Wutong, Wutong!" At this time, the king of Hades ran into our bathing center, and when he saw the scene in front of him, he was angry and scolded: Zhao Chenghu, what the hell are you going to do?
"I.." I looked helplessly at Zhu Yan and Wutong, who was crying into tears, and simply stomped his feet and explained, anyway, no matter what I say, the king of Hades will definitely think that I am making excuses, and I will carry this pot to say that it is broken.
Hades cursed with a cold face: Are you a man after all? What kind of ability is it to bully a girl!
I smiled wordlessly and bitterly: Why is it so difficult for Lao Tzu to be a man in the eyes of your brothers and sisters? Bully you, your sister says I'm not a man, bully your sister, and you say I'm not a man, then you tell Lao Tzu, who is a man when Lao Tzu bullies?
Hades showed murderous intent on his face, and slowly approached Zhu Yan step by step, and roared in his mouth: Let go of her...