Section 1 Strange flowers bloom
"Get up, get up, I'm going to be late for training!"
Wu Zinuo instinctively jumped off the bed while shouting, got dressed with lightning speed, and prepared to wash.
The brother who slept in the next bed shouted angrily, "It's sick!
A pair of stinking socks greeted you.
Speaking of this person's socks, they are famous in their dormitory building, and if you don't see their socks, you smell them first, which is called a sour one!
He is Wu Zinuo's roommate and good "base friend" - Zhou Mo.
The two have become classmates in junior high school, and in high school, Zhou Mo is in the first class, Wu Zinuo is in the third class, and they participated in the tennis interest group at the same time, and since then, the relationship has been out of control.
Now, they are brothers, and they are "comrades-in-arms" on the court, eating together, sleeping together, and inseparable, and even Zhou Mo even asked his sister to go with him, causing Wu Zinuo to often think that this friendship must develop steadily and sustainably, maybe they were still together when Zhou Modongfang was in the house.
Speaking of Wu Zinuo, a second generation of invisible officials who can fight for his father, but has to rely on his own invisible officials.
When the name was chosen, Wu's father's original intention was to hope that he would keep his promises and be trustworthy, but in his opinion, the true meaning of his name was that as a son, he should make promises to his parents one by one, and he should have the spirit of defending with his life.
Take college volunteering, for example.
They persuaded Wu Zinuo for a month, telling him how promising the financial profession is, and it seems that as long as he applies for this major, he will be free in the rest of his life, and he can make money every day while lying down.
Well, Wu Zinuo was really moved at that time, and the main thing was that their high-pressure policy made him have to bow his head.
But he never expected that when he was about to kick the door, he still reported the tennis direction of the Department of Physical Education, not to mention how much he likes to run crazy on the court all day long, just to say that he is not afraid of difficulties and dangers, and he is alone in the school recruitment field, he also has to "fight to the death" with them!
Want to know the result? Of course, Wu Zinuo won a big victory!
The fly in the ointment is that his parents refuse to pay for the tuition fees and living expenses of the sports major. In a fit of rage, he packed his bags and "set up his own portal", which might be more appropriate than "self-reliance".
Later, fortunately, Zhou Mo took him in, so that he would not become a homeless man under the overpass.
It's been almost three years since he lived here, Zhou Mo's parents were abroad all the year round due to their work, and his grandmother took him when he was young, and then his grandmother died, so he lived a worry-free life of being free-range.
Fortunately, Zhou Mo was angry and did not follow Qi Mazi next door to the streets, flirting with the little girl or collecting "protection money".
He went to college, and his major was chosen by himself, as for the reason, he just felt that tennis was more foreign and nothing else.
When Wu Zinuo moved to Zhou Mo's house to live with him, Zhou Mo only politely informed his parents. Of course, his parents were very happy to have someone to accompany their son, and they were college classmates, so Wu Zinuo naturally became a permanent resident of their family.
In the days when he was under the fence, Wu Zinuo's father did not call him.
Despite this, he still felt that his parents loved him, at least they only imposed economic sanctions on him, and there was no "force repression".
In general, I usually work part-time, rubbing Zhou Mo's food, and my life is still passable.
At the end of a training, the coach stopped Wu Zinuo, saying that he was very talented, and training well will become a great tool, I don't know if the coach knew his experience, sympathy for him, or heartfelt words of encouragement, anyway, every morning exercise, every training session, every game, every training camp, he was not late, including the most unbearable physical training, Wu Zinuo has not been absent, he even admired himself a little, and became a "scholar" in the eyes of his classmates and teachers.
If there is only one player in their profession who can play professionally, it must be him.
The other two people in the dormitory are called Hua'er and the other are stammering, and these two people are also a pair of strange combinations.
Hua'er is not only handsome, but also humorous, how many senior sisters and sisters have been poisoned by him.
Once Hua'er took a fancy to a talented girl in the Chinese department, although her appearance was average, but her temperament was very good, they couldn't stand it, so they kindly reminded them, but she didn't expect that she only left them a sentence "The flowers bloom and the flowers can be folded straight", and they went straight to the daily rental house with the evil dog of Hua'er.
Since then, several of them have left the behavior of the flowers to no longer care.
Inseparable from the flowers is stammering, he has a problem, he stutters when he sees a girl he likes, but when he sees something he doesn't feel, he can instantly get up, so his girlfriend has never really liked him.
As far as women are concerned, the two have established a deep "revolutionary friendship".
In comparison, Zhou Mo is much inferior.
He also made an appointment with a few girls to spend the moon before and after, and in the end they were all gone, he said that after chatting and finding that it was not the type he liked, what type did he like?
The brothers asked him many times, and he said that he was waiting for a modern woman with both beauty and wisdom to soothe his empty heart.
Since then, Wu Zinuo and the others have been full of curiosity about his "favorite type", and they don't know what it looks like in Zhou Mo's eyes to be beautiful and wise.
As for Wu Zinuo, it is an elusive existence for them.
During the freshman military training, Wu Zinuo attracted many girls with his sunny and handsome appearance and excellent grades, confessions, love letters, sending things, creating unexpected encounters, all kinds, but in the face of the courtship of girls of all shapes, he can hide and hide, and if he can't hide, he politely refuses, without exception.
Once Zhou Mo asked Wu Zinuo: "Why are you? There are so many girls, don't you have one you can see? I can't figure it out, if I were you, I would change one a week." ”
As he spoke, he had a beastly expression.
"You don't understand, brother wants to become a legend!" Wu Zinuo said jokingly.
"Congratulations, you're already there, the legendary wonder. It's not enough to have a flower in our dormitory, what are you doing to make a scene? ”
In Zhou Mo's heart, this is a strange and blossoming bedroom.
Wu Zinuo smiled but did not speak.
If you have to find an exception in Wu Zinuo's place, it should be Yang Xia in the same class.
She is also a top student, with first-class ball skills, excellent in various subjects, and most importantly, she is one of the few fair-skinned and beautiful girls in the HKSI.
The stammering fell in love with the woman at first sight, but as soon as she opened her mouth, she cured the stammering problem. According to Zhou Mo's words: "This woman looks like a goddess from a distance, and she instantly becomes a heroine when she opens her mouth." "Zhou Mo always felt that Yang Xia should be renamed Yang Xia instead, anyway, the sound is almost the same.
However, one thing descends one thing, Ren Yang Xia was so heroic a second ago, as long as she saw Wu Zinuo, she instantly became gentle and gentle, she was gentle and not pretentious, and she was also very smart, never picking her own thoughts, although her thoughts were well known, which made Wu Zinuo embarrassed to avoid her or refuse her.
Moreover, in Wu Zinuo's eyes, Yang Xia is his buddy, and now he has become his mixed doubles partner, I don't know how many boys in the class want to get Yang Xia's divine assistance, but she chose Wu Zinuo.
Why not him? He's the best, and that's what the coach means.
Whether it is a fairy beauty or a femme fatale, they have all been defeated one by one, and after a long time, Wu Zinuo is known as the most difficult school grass to chase in A University, handsome, good grades, high vision, and no one knows what type of girl he likes.
For a while, rumors spread around, some people spread that he had a unique taste, he liked ugly things, the uglier he was, the more he liked them, and some people said that he actually liked the teachers at school, and he was married, and some people even said that he was actually "bent" - he likes men, and he goes in and out with that Zhou Mozi every day, and he has been secretly branching for a long time.
The sun and the moon can be seen, Wu Zinuo is definitely a 100% straight man, because there is a goddess living in his heart for a long time, entrusting all his adolescent fantasies, and it is his first love in the true sense, but the gap between them makes him bury this love in his heart all the time, and no one knows.
Looking at Zhou Mo, who was still on his back, Wu Zinuo silently climbed back to the bed, sleepy, thought about it, jumped down again with a "bang", pinched his nose with one hand, and pinched Zhou Mo's socks with great disgust with the two fingers of the other hand, and quickly transferred this "biological weapon" to his mouth and nose.
Half a minute later, Zhou Mo frowned at first, his brows tightened more and more, he sat up with a swish, pinched his nose with one hand, and roared: "Damn!
can be "smoked" by his own socks to wake up, and there is no one, Wu Zinuo smiled as if he was going to pull it.
Zhou Mo didn't understand where the laughter was, and he was very helpless.
"Oh my boy, are you still human? ”
Wu Zinuo pinched his fingers, restrained his abusive smile, and said, "Pay your salary today, and go to the waves at night, right?"
Zhou Mo was sleepy-eyed, hugged the pillow, reacted for a long time, and asked, "Who pays the salary?"
"You!" Wu Zinuo replied confidently.
"Shameless. ”
Zhou Mo glanced at Wu Zinuo helplessly, turned his head and fell asleep.