Chapter 19 I have been willing to be superficial and vulgar for eight hundred years
Yu Qing drove back to the palace in the carriage, and just turned the inner left door, he saw a person kneeling in front of the door of the south study, stopped the carriage, and Yu Qing said in a low voice: "Your Majesty, Wei Xijiu is kneeling in front." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ ο½ο½ο½ο½β
Li Yuanhao and Kong Weiting glanced at each other, and rolled their eyes at the same time, Wei Zifeng's work efficiency is really fast, the distance from the Drunken Immortal Tower to the palace is only half an hour at most, Wei Zifeng conveyed the news to his father Wei Haokun, and then Wei Da Sacrificial Wine rushed to the south study and knelt there, and it was nothing more than that.
"Sir, among the four people just now, shouldn't Wei Zifeng be added?" Li Yuanhao asked.
"Looks like it should. Kong Weiting replied, "If the three major guards of the border pass had this efficiency, the Southern Liang, Western Chu and Xiongnu would have been wiped out eight hundred times." β
"Sir, this joke is not funny. Li Yuanhao got out of the carriage as he spoke, walked quickly in front of Wei Haokun, and picked up Wei Sacrificial Wine with both hands: "Lord Sacrificial Wine, the weather is cold, and the ground is also cold, you are like this, Yuan Hao can't afford it." β
In front of the four auxiliary ministers, Li Yuanhao has always called himself "Yuan Hao", Su Kesha and Suo Bilong are the elders of the emperor's relatives, which is understandable, Wu Changhe Wu Zhongtang is an absolute court veteran, the first auxiliary minister, and it is reasonable, but in front of Wei Haokun at the end of the auxiliary ministers, His Majesty the emperor also called himself "Yuan Hao", which is definitely not modest and kind, but a naked show of weakness, but in fact, a strong performance.
Wei Haokun was bloated, his clothes were tightly wrapped on his body, and his eyes were hidden under his eyebrows, which was very in line with His Majesty the Emperor's "cool weather", tightened his shirt, and his hands trembled: "Your Majesty, the old minister heard that Zifeng accidentally offended His Majesty, so he came to apologize." β
"Lord Sacrificial Wine, that's all you said, I and Zifeng have been in love since childhood, and they can have fun, this time it's just a small misunderstanding, why bother Lord Sacrificial Wine to come in person, which makes Yuan Hao feel sorry. When it comes to acting, Li Yuanhao is also not reckless, and instantly forgot about the incident that pushed Wei Zifeng down the dry well back then, and the words "love and affection" can see how hypocritical our Emperor Majesty is.
"Your Majesty is broad-minded and doesn't care about Zifeng. Weichen is also relieved, Zifeng is young, ignorant, and has done a lot of ridiculous and foolish things, today His Majesty will entrust the four best friends to Zifeng, and Weichen will definitely let Zifeng take care of the four properly, so as not to let His Majesty bother more. Wei Haokun didn't seem to say anything, but he said everything that should be said, his waist was bent just right, and his words stopped at the point.
"Zifeng's errands, I have always been at ease, so there is no need to worry too much about the sacrificial wine. Those four are indeed my friends at first sight, next year's spring will enter the spring exam, the sacrificial wine lord does not need to look at my face, just enforce the law impartially, what the court needs is talents, not whose face. Li Yuanhao was righteous.
"Weichen knows that he must appoint people on the basis of merit and do not do favoritism. Wei Haokun swore that he was more righteous than Li Yuanhao.
Li Yuanhao nodded: "Lord Sacrificial Wine is tired all day, you must pay more attention to your body, you look at you, I don't see you for many days, you ...... All thin. β
The sacrificial wine lord who can flow oil from his body was slightly stunned, and immediately entered the role, and shed a few tears with emotion: "Your Majesty Xie's concern is all within the responsibility of the ministers, and it should be so." If nothing else, Your Majesty, Weichen will retire first. β
Li Yuanhao nodded slightly, watched Wei Haokun gasp and disappear into the inner left door, trotting to the carriage waiting at the noon gate, Wei Haokun helped the carriage to catch his breath, took out a handkerchief to wipe the sweat on his head: "Go home." β
The two little guys immediately lay on the ground, forming a human ladder, Wei Haokun said "hey" in his mouth, stepped on the back of the little guy, held the hand of the other guy, and said a full of "hey", the whole person trembled and stood on the back of the two little guys on the ground, the two little guys snorted, their bodies were low, and they immediately gritted their teeth, and stiffly supported the heavy body of the sacrificial wine lord.
Wei Haokun raised his foot again, and with the word "hey" in his mouth, the carriage as a whole was lowered, and the whole person got into the carriage, and the action of getting on the carriage was dismembered and shattered.
Sitting in the carriage, Wei Haokun thought about it before and after, and decided that His Majesty the Emperor was going to start from the imperial examination, and he should give favors to those who should give favors, even if it was His Majesty the Emperor with embroidered pillows, he had to give face. Wei Haokun is very self-aware, his governance and prestige are not as good as Wu Zhongtang, his talent and learning are not as good as Suo Bilong, his temperament is not as good as Su Kesha, and his relatives are distant and close, and he can't compare with the other two auxiliary ministers, so he decided to be more sophisticated and sophisticated, and he did not hesitate to be a wall grass on both sides.
Sometimes the priest also blames himself, he can't have a daughter, he can be married to His Majesty the Emperor, and he can also become a relative of the emperor, the most unfortunate thing is that he once hoped that his son Wei Zifeng could be close to His Majesty, even if he couldn't reach Wu Qingyuan and His Majesty as close, it was too stiff, but unfortunately it backfired, and his nephew Wei Zifeng seemed to have some inexplicable fear of His Majesty the Emperor, could there be any unknown follow-up to the things of the year.
Back at the house, Wei Xijiu dismantled the action of getting into the carriage into the action of getting off the carriage, which is another fragmented and devastated performance art. As soon as he entered the mansion, the housekeeper greeted him and said, the Lord of the Daofu of Huai** and the Lord of Zhizhou of Lanzhou asked to see him. Wei Haokun changed his clothes under the service of the four little maids, frowned, and looked impatient: "See you when you go to the toilet." The housekeeper nodded yes, it seems that the lord is in a good mood today, and he will agree with the two of them, although the other party is here to give silver.
The Lord of the Wine Sacrifice is sleek and sophisticated, knows how to bow his head and bow his waist, bend his eyebrows and pleasing his eyes, that is in front of the Empress Dowager and His Majesty the Emperor, in private, the Lord of the Wine Sacrifice is very domineering, otherwise who has the courage to directly refute the proposal of the vice president of Yuelu Academy, the holy land of scholars in the world, and the old god can still say: "If you want to change the name and let Yuelu Academy change it, Lao Tzu will not change it." β
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In the palace, Li Yuanhao watched Wei Haokun leave: "Sir, Lord Sacrificial Wine is really cautious. β
"But no, for fear that it will be too late to swear allegiance, Your Majesty will blame. Thinking about it from another angle, being cautious is the magic weapon of Lord Wei's steady progress in the court, and it is not surprising that Lord Wei behaves like this. Kong Weiting said, "Your Majesty, there are two ways to look at things, there are many people in the imperial court who are cautious, and there are even more people who are on both sides of the wall, and there are only one person in the entire Great Wei Kingdom who can reach the status of Lord Wei." β
Li Yuanhao smiled, he had a question in his heart, and before he could speak, he looked up and saw an exciting scene, and hurriedly pulled Kong Weiting and Yu Qing to hide to the side, revealing his head and looking not far away.
Kong Weiting didn't know how to feel it, he looked at Li Yuanhao's eyes, and he couldn't help but laugh dumbly, not far away Su Guifei and Suo Guifei pulled and pulled, and there was Yuqing girl standing on the side, Su Guifei and Suo Guifei had words in their mouths, and it was not a good word to think about it, Su Guifei's voice was shrill and noisy, and there were often some words with the word "fart" coming, Suo Guifei's tone was calm, her mouth was appropriately opened, and the words were accurate, and every exit made Su Guifei so angry that she smoked. The Yuqing girl on the side was unusually calm, there was no joy, anger and sorrow on her face, and she made several words of consolation, but instead of calming the anger of the two concubines, it made the two concubines even more annoyed - what kind of good person are you pretending to be a wolf with a big tail!
"Your Majesty, why don't you go out and take care of it?" Kong Weiting asked, after all, it was a royal family matter, and His Majesty the Emperor, the head of the family, could come forward to calm the turmoil in the harem.
"No, it's such a fun thing, it's too late to steal the fun, so I won't be stupid enough to go out and wade into this muddy water. His Majesty the Emperor looked at the excitement with a look of disinterest, his head poked out, and his buttocks pouted, for fear that the three people not far away would find out.
"Your Majesty, your expression and tone are about to be struck by lightning. Kong Weiting said lightly, looking at the white clouds in the sky that were constantly changing shapes, and felt that Mrs. Kong still remembered the words of His Majesty the Emperor.
His Majesty the Emperor smiled and disagreed: "Sir, you don't have to bury me, I also know that my behavior is naΓ―ve and superficial, but I can't help but like it, and I am willing to be superficial and naΓ―ve for eight hundred years." β
Kong Weiting sighed and touched his brows, his students are not suitable for being emperors, but they are suitable for going to high-ranking families to carry out house fights and fights, and they must be a good hand.
It may be a vicious taste, and the mouth of Kong Taifu, who is known as the name of the yuppie uncle, cracked, and the ghost made Shencha stretch out a hand and gently push it on Li Yuanhao's back, and His Majesty the Emperor, who was pouting his ass and being stupid, sighed, and the whole person pounced, and his head was exposed in broad daylight, successfully attracting the attention of the three people not far away.
Li Yuanhao staggered under her feet, stabilized her body, turned her head and looked angry, she was actually yin by her own teacher, how could she not be annoyed.
Kong Weiting is beautiful and swimming, it has nothing to do with himself, and he hangs high.
In the past, when encountering such a situation, it was Yu Qing who stretched out his head and was stabbed, and His Majesty the Emperor fled with a smoke, but today the situation is critical, and Yu Qing's skill is insufficient, so he can only rely on Kong Weiting, who has a good reputation in the palace.
And our Emperor His Majesty did not have a hard time changing his face to please him, he changed seven or eight expressions in one breath, and His Majesty the Emperor immediately changed his face, anger turned into flattery, and annoyance turned into cuteness, with the expression of asking for help, he lowered his voice and begged: "Sir, save me!"
Mrs. Kong rolled his eyes: "It's too late to steal fun for such a fun thing, so I won't be stupid enough to go out and wade into this muddy water." β
"You!" was slapped in the face by her own words, Li Yuanhao was furious, soft can't come hard, she stretched out her hand to pull Kong Weiting's shirt.
Kong Weiting's body was like a loach, he took a wrong step and slipped out of Li Yuanhao's hand, three feet away in the blink of an eye.
Li Yuanhao thought he had seen it wrong, closed his eyes and shook his head, and then opened his eyes, hey, this yuppie uncle is gone, he really has no will, he said that he was a good teacher, and he said that he was loyal and patriotic.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, so you are here!" Su Guifei's voice sounded, with surprise.
Li Yuanhao rubbed his face, pressed the corners of his mouth with the index fingers of his left and right hands upward, put up a smiling face, turned his head and said happily: "It turned out to be Qian'er and Rou'er." β
Su Guifei hugged Li Yuanhao's arm and kept shaking: "Your Majesty, I haven't seen you for a long time, what are you doing?"
"Read, read!" Li Yuanhao prevaricated with a smile, wanting to pull out his arm, but unfortunately he couldn't succeed, and Su Guifei's hands clamped His Majesty the Emperor like pliers.
Suo Guifei is a person who understands the general situation and pays attention to etiquette and rules, but she didn't want to show her multiplication in front of Su Guifei, so she grabbed Li Yuanhao's other arm.
His Majesty the Emperor was sandwiched between two women, with a smirk on his face, and he was shaken, not knowing the north and the south.