148. Five seconds real man

I looked at Guo Kexin and Bai Jingjing, and then at the fox demon girls who were swarming outside, and immediately felt a tingling of my scalp, if something really happened here, then I still have my life......

Thinking of this, I took advantage of Guo Kexin's drinking fox demon, immediately folded my hands, and then used the Five Elements Escape Technique to escape through the wall, Bai Jingjing saw me fleeing and hurriedly wanted to chase after me, but at this moment I had already disappeared into the wall and came to the outside of the house. 1357924?6810ggggggggggd

But the outside of the house is even more terrifying, as far as the eye can see, since it is a large group of queuing fox demons with pillows in their arms, they are lining up towards my house with a look of rejection and welcome, with a shy and edible look on their faces!

I almost called my mother, I'm afraid that eight thousand fox demons have already come over in this formation, so in turn, my life is worried.

I quickly bypassed the crowd, and used the Five Elements Escape Technique to shuttle through the crowd for a while, and finally came outside only to find that I was wearing a pair of pants, looking very embarrassed, and I could only go to Kurosawa's house when I looked around.

Kurosawa's door was closed, and when I entered through the wall, I heard a cheerful call, and I was stunned when I glanced at it, this girl was actually performing the Zhou Gong ceremony with his wife, and it was in full swing at this time.

I immediately left a note, with a few words written on it: Good brother who saves the suffering, I will borrow your clothes for the time being, and I will return them next time, Wukong words.

I immediately wore this dress, but Kurosawa is more than two meters tall, and his clothes are worn on me like a child wearing an adult's clothes, which is very ill-fitting, and I have to carry my trouser legs when I walk, otherwise I will fall if I step on it.

However, Kurosawa's boots were bigger and more uncomfortable to wear, and as I took two steps to leave, I suddenly mentioned a cupboard and made a crunch sound.

I secretly said that it was not good, but there was a crisp voice from Kurosawa's daughter-in-law in this room, and the lovely man said: "What kind of voice is it, do you want to get up and take a look, in case you are robbed!"

"My good daughter-in-law, pretty daughter-in-law, we are hot, what is more important than now?

"Hey, you're old and bad, didn't you just come in the morning, and now you're ...... Uh-huh!"

"Daughter-in-law, you still pee in the morning, is it possible that this person pees once a day? At least seven or eight times, right?! If you drink more wine, you always want fifteen or sixteen times!"

"Stinky old black, do you want to toss your girl and me to death as soon as possible, and change to a good one as soon as possible? Recently, there are so many foxes in this city, and the clever daughters-in-law of every family are trembling, lest your own men hook up, you say, do you also have ideas?"

Lao Hei cried out bitterly: "My dear baby, alas, you have misunderstood your man and me, am I that kind of person? Those foxes, don't they all let the great sage accept them, and they want to toss and toss the great sage! Where is my turn to get this lame sheep, good daughter-in-law, give me a kiss!"

Kurosawa's daughter-in-law said coquettishly: "You, you still say that you are Sun Dasheng's own brother, isn't this pushing him into the fire pit, who doesn't know Sun Dasheng's two women, one is the dominatrix at that time, although it is a human being, but it is much more ruthless than our monsters, and the other is the white bone Niangniang, who touched her moldy head, and now in this harem, this is going to make a fuss!"

"Hehe, he passed his, I passed mine, I and the Thunder Beast King agreed to hand over those foxes to the Great Sage to collect, daughter-in-law, you have no opinion now, right?"

"Where do you dare to have an opinion, my own brother!"

Suddenly, the swaying sound of the wooden plank rose again, I hated it so much, this Kurosawa is too unrighteous, it turns out that the idea of this harem was thought up by him, this makes it difficult for me to ride a tiger, I have to teach him a lesson to eat.

But I was about to get up, and I was thinking about it carefully, if I was so prominent, the girl thought I was a voyeur, and Lao Tzu was not interested in watching a ram and a ewe show affection, so he immediately used the Five Elements Escape Technique to sneak in**, broke the **shop** foot, and then sneaked out of the door.

Quietly put his ear on the door panel, but he heard a loud noise inside, and then Kurosawa's daughter-in-law scolded: "You old black head, this is the third ** shop this month, and you gave me a loser, do you think this money is so easy to earn?"

"My sister is so good, this is not right, I have an ebony ** this time, it shouldn't be broken......! This is Sun Monkey's doing, Sun Wukong!!"

Kurosawa's voice rang out in the air, and I covered my mouth and smiled, patted my ass and walked away.

Speaking of which, this Five Elements Escape Technique has no combat power, but this spell is a wonderful method to sneak into various buildings, even the alloy gate of the vault, it is estimated that it will not be able to stop the footsteps of the Five Elements Escape Technique, thinking of this, I am afraid in my heart, the secret path of this spell can not flow out, otherwise it will fall into the hands of the gangsters, it will not be good to learn, if you learn it, then it will not be a big mess in the world?

At that time, what ATMs, banks, supermarkets, and those will all be opened by his family, so this Five Elements Escape Technique must not be spread outside, I snorted, and immediately flew towards the boundary gate with a fire skeleton.

Sure enough, at this time, there was a starry sky outside, and the scenery was dazzling, I came to the gate of the realm, and found two little generals guarding the door, and the little generals saw me and said, "Who is coming?" Wait, isn't it Sun Dasheng, you are so late, what are you doing here?"

"Ahem, if you want to go out for a walk, let you two go, please open the door!" I said.

The little general laughed cheaply: "Is it that the Great Sage can't parry the wolves in the harem, and now he can't recognize that he wants to go out and flee?"

"Go, it's not big or small, I'm going to break in if I don't drive!" I snorted.

The two little generals looked at each other: "Great Sage, remember to go out and buy a few bottles of divine oil and come back, as a big man, you must not damage the dignity of your second brother in front of a woman!"

"Hey, I still need you to scream, I'll see if you two little demons have itchy skin, see if I don't suck your ass!"

"The Great Sage spares my life, haha! Please, go slowly!" Saying that, the two demons opened the door for me, I patted the dust on my body, and brushed it outside, and sitting on the fire skull, the flight was not slow, and after a few breaths, I came to the sky above Qingshan City.

I sighed, now I finally know why the ancients said that women are fiercer than tigers, although I am still a chick, but this encounter made me tremble, if I take the two girls, although it is also a good thing, but when it comes to the night the two women fight **, it is ordinary people do not live, so I still get a chance, pick out the words clearly, or come to a two-choice trick.

But now that I came to Qingshan City, I also regained my freedom, and immediately returned to the school, at this time the window of the dormitory was still open, I quietly slipped to my own ** bunk, covered the quilt and slew, the other three brothers snored like thunder, the ground was normal, fortunately I was very tired, closed my eyes and fell asleep.

But I didn't think about it, the next morning, I opened my eyes and took a closer look, and found three face-sized faces staring at me, I was almost scared, and immediately said, "What's wrong with my brothers, what are you doing watching me?"

"I said Brother Monkey, when did you come in, why didn't I find out?"

"I let you find out, am I still your monkey brother?" I got up and put on my clothes, threw Kurosawa's stinky clothes into the bucket, put the bucket outside the dormitory, and put ten dollars on the clothes, and the aunt who did the laundry would come and get it herself.

Long Shao's eyes were dark, and he looked bitter: "Brother, alas, you are finally here, I have been injured recently...... Hurt to death!"

Huzi whispered to me: "This girl has been dumped again, and people dislike him for five seconds, a real man!"

"Poof!" I couldn't help laughing, and said in my heart that this is too weird, first I have an old Bi, the needle-tip stick is two inches smaller, and now it is a real man with five seconds of Long Shao, and I and Huzi are amazing.

But think about it carefully, the tiger has budded, as a sophomore, although I have eaten the taste of a woman's mouth, but I am still a chick on my body, and I am not qualified to say others, but then again, it doesn't matter to me about the size, more than half of it is still there, but I really haven't practiced it in terms of time.

I heard that there is a Hong Kong-style breakfast and dim sum shop outside, and there are many girls who go to breakfast, and the brothers can also take a look at their own peach blossom luck, and the breakfast there is also delicious. Long Shao seemed to have cheered up.